₦airaland Forum

Rukkyola:
Lol, me wey don already break 4 rules 4 dea. Rule no. 1,2,8 & 21. The gods dey behind me o. I can never b banned.
Eshey!

Loaks

Rukkyola:
Hehehe.....make I even go check dea f*cking rules. I never ever read dem b4. Na only God just dey save me 4rm ban 4 dis city.

Better make u no be like me, when i first nairaland in 2008(previous moniker), i was banned for a month just because i booked a space(putting dot only in a comment)

Marcelomee:
How long can one be ban on nairaland?
Do they give reason abi ur status go just change to guest or how abeg?

1)A day, a week, a month depends on the crime.
2) you would be logged in but you won't be able to comment or like a post. and yeah sometimes they give a reason u understand (eg if u break any rule 1-19) and other times their robot mod just ban you for no reason.

0ubenji:
Nobody mentioned "best buddies"
We talkin of "friends"
A breakup precipitated by irreconciliable differences can use d "move on" button
Buh thr r oda grounds that can breed a breakup peacefully..this time, I call it MUTUAL SEPARATION as is the case with a 2yr relationshp I juz alighted from
Buh I recently started using OP's item 5 for reasons best known to me..tho we've been friends for months initially

How do you feel when she relates with more handsome opposite sex? how does she feel vice versa, are you guys friend hoping u might get together?
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I have Exes that we are just on speaking terms (with emphasis on speaking term). the word Friend is very strong and shouldn't be shouldn't be on the same sentence with "EX". "ore kini aja n ba ekun se".

Rukkyola:
Bros, allow him 2 continue misbehaving o. I go ist go report to dat our yeye president called LogoDWhiz. Na him cause dis sh*t. Security no dey dis city at all. Maybe I go even go import police 4rm America because of dem.

nah Uncle abbey U dey follow talk so

0ubenji:
that's indicative of a bitter separation bro

Lol bitter or not, she is called an ex because u guys aren't 2geda anymore, you are suppose to move on not remain best buddies. Believe when i say that ur mending heart would be broken again. so move on

Rukkyola:
Sweetheart, I will be going to c his excellency LogoDWhiz 2day. I have got serious issues to discuss with him. There are no security agencies in this city. The likes of Iambibi, Abbeyunique2 & qutyjoice ought to be jailed. They keep meddling into our family affairs. Taunting me here & there.
They will get 2 c d real me 2day.

LOL, u wan jail the jailer?

Rukkyola:
Bros, it seems u dunno me o. I am a genius when it comes to music.I am highly talented o.I am just trying to humble myself ni fa. Lemme tell u something, I am d mentor of most ov d popular musicians u c out their. I wrote d lyrics of yori yori, duro, shoki, shakiti bobo, all of me and many more. I am currently preparing d lyrics ov wizkid's next music to be released very soon.

Too many musicians are calling 4 me.



My night was pleasant. How was urs?

Sheybi u talk say u no dey go Osogbo? where u see osogbo weed wey U dey smoke this morning

Fowosh, hope say nah you? there is only one fowosh and his full name is otunba justice olumide fowosere aka fowosh baba. say hi to the room

Oyehomie:
The National Youths Service Corps (NYSC) has commended about 450, 2015 batch A corps members who took the bull by the horn to serve in Borno State despite the Boko Haram insurgency.
The state coordinator of the NYSC, Alhaji Lawal Turawa, made the commendation during the passing out ceremony of the corps members yesterday at Federal Secretariat Complex in Maiduguri.
He said that the corps members were worthy of commendation as their choice was borne out of the patriotic efforts to serve their fatherland.
He explained that the corps members choice to serve in Borno was a clear testimony that peace has returned in the state.



Turawa said the Director General of the NYSC, Brig. Gen. Johnson Olawumi, also directed him to issue commendation letters to the 450 deserving corps members, especially, the non-indigenes for choosing to serve in the state.
He therefore appealed to Borno State government to review the monthly stipend corps members are given in the state to enable them serve the state better. He further said that such gesture would equally ameliorate the sufferings of corps members in view of the growing economic demands as well as the high cost of living in the country.


#copied again...
Borno Corpers..where una dey?

Rukkyola might be interested

Fraiser:
lol... Abbey hw far u na... Your face just scarce anyhow... Ki lo n sele padi mi

I don come full time now. Me just dey lowkey ni Jare

Capital NO, some things are better buried

Sahara reporters is a big thorn on Saraki's skin.

Both, love is an upsurge of feelings u've not felt b4 about some1 and it's also ur choice to follow up with that feelings

Iphone 6s. believe me, she would appreciate it men

install dick scanner from playstore

In Nigeria, just have a good make-up artist. e don finish

iambibi:
.. Oga Abbeyunique2.. Longest time, i hear say them ban u, sorry hun? .... hw's your wife Beckytee and the children? Hope they are gud

naso we see am o, S/O to the mods.
my wife and the kids are fine o. beckytee go come buy ur fruit salad

flamingsword1:
That was how [b] nysc DG was fired [/b]and a new DG appointed.congratulations to Brigadier- General S.Z. Kazaure. New Nysc DG

@the bolded.The correct word should be transferred

Fraiser:
bros e b lyk say manners travel d day wey dem born u, dis one wey u no just get any, u just dey talk lyk alien wey never live in d midst of humans bfor, if u dont know how to talk y not remain in ur village... This one you are busy showcasing d high level of your barbarism..

take it Easy africa, fraiser math teacher, Abeg nah in Capital,
cool ur temper drastical.

Qutyjoice:
Lmfao....@Iambibi pls na Oyinbo be Sent4rina? cz I no understand where our neighbor see dz Oyinbo pikinz o....Mk we do DNA sharparly.

dunno why i'm typing stainlink and eddykisse1. maybe rukkyola go explain better.
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bae sup with ya. it's been long. hope u are back fully

DTOBS:
Liverpool just made my night

#YNWA. that fighting spirit is always there. congrat to the Reds. #Character #tenacity #doggedness.

Dreamcome2ru:
The word "Pseudo"is too harsh,not appropriate at all.

ok how about imaginary

daudae1:
BY THE GRACE OF GOD, Batch A camp Will HOLD on The 27th of April...

goodnews from Ur pseudo uncle at last

kokoA:
your brain needs hypo.

hypo lol. Wicked

flokii:
not again.. *sighs
you my friend are the one living in a zoo.. not me
btw which network are you using to browse in your own zoo?
I'm not an animal for crying out loud

We are all animals

flokii:
by who?
this my friend is fayose's nemesis... he has full presidential backing
not even a single judge in ekiti can give an arrest warrant on him..
whistle blower la ma pee.. see this man

Seriously? we are living in a zoo

Thought they declared him wanted

Why am i singing olamide's who you epp

marvluv:
anoda "rukkyola the karishika" can u explain DAT to me pls.cos am new here

kbs468 oropo, u are needed

EHYA

marvluv:
na so we see am oo..nice meeting u too

U need to make up ur mind on who u wanna chose though so u wont be another "rukkyola the karishika"