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after wedding? she should have come out clean b4 wedding nah. God knws i so much love sucking boobs. But that cant happen because i have it in my habit to testrun all the things i wanna buy from suya, to women.

Nah this country cause am nah. FUNAABITES that stay at camp would understand these places during camp blackouts "Dambold filling station, Energy fuel station , JAO 1-3, MP 1 and 2 and COLFECH. You go fear charger, extensions and gadgets.
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OP, You forgot Network masts

Ehya, Aja ile(kidnappers den) is not a myth. people now go to any lenght to have money. Even the so called yahoo-yahoo and yahoo plus nowadays is pure money ritual. if a 36 yrs old man can vanish without trace, what would happen to school children? I urge parent to be extra careful. I also pray that the man would quickly be found (dead or alive) so as to put an end to his family mysteries. yoruba would say "omo eni ku osan ju omo eni sonu lo".

LOL, Me have already dunpin of dustbin o because i couldnt see the refuse.

doublewisdom:
APC = A people of Confusion. If dem like make dem kill dem sef.

A people?

Beckytee:
nice one .hope all dem my uncle said never say anything ooo

LOL @My uncle said

YorubaWoman:
[color=#8C001A]Toor
Mo dupe[/color]

ekaabo

Oya as if i knew that there would be a counter thread.
well as i said b4, it goes both ways. whether man, woman or transgender, a heartbreaker is a heartbreaker.

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btw, that Matthew is a real G, that's how act when you see a hoe.

Money turns Nigerian gal on pass any oda attributes

YorubaWoman:
[color=#8C001A]E dakun
Kini nmo fa ewoo labe?[/color]

Lol, Ejo dudu oloju kan ni

HolyHero:
so you actually saw her vagina just like that...

The doctor should have asked who you are to her..

The fool just showed you puss.y like that

What abt the moral of the story? Not every1 can stand the raw sight of mouthwatering pussy without acting on instinct. kudos to sane doctors out there esp the gynaecologist.

emilygold:
Honorable people of Golden city, how una dey. Abbeyunique2 I'm loyal. Kbs468 my boo for life I don show face again. How you dey since, you self you try, you no even try find me since wey I lost.

welcome back bae
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How many boo kbs468 get gan for GC? #Therealmrcassanova

Fraiser:
street na my insurance, igboro demilade... D bitter truth now is dat pple dat are street credible are makin it dan dos dat are grammer credible... Igboro lo le se mehn. Ti o ba so oyinbo ju ni igboro awon temi a ni ko pack well...

the bolded makes me remember my early days as a FUNAABITE, My pidgin was very bad, so anytime i speak among guys,they'll be like "who be dis wey dey speak phonetic"

Bugatie:
It was only a joke

U knw say some people get problem sotey 100 basketmouth and bovi no go see them laugh.

Fraiser:
padi mi... Awa eyan baba afusa leleyi... Ibile lobade...

Ibile ni awa, igboro ni mo dagba si, street cover mi, who English don epp gan?

Emilygold dont just view, greet the guys nah

WinningSun:
reasons like this was the reason shorthand was developed. nobody criticise shorthand but the new invention that the white man hasn't approved is considered being wrong.

Abi these set of people would saw i'm instead of i am, lol in place of laughing out loud. do you know an idiot reprimanded me for saying HBD on his facebook wall instead of happy birthday. guess we should blame Buhari as usual

Fraiser:
even if dem put gun for my head, I no go stop to dey speak pidgin for nairaland nd write d instead of the... If she tink sey I know sabi book ko bere mi lowo awon to momi... Wen does nairaland turn to lecture room ti a dema maa soyinbo... Oyinbo gan o gbo yoruba, babe dont mind dat prof jare, make she go turn her grammer to cheque book... If she follow my goons talk english awon temi a ni ko calm down, nitoripe oyinbo o gbo yoruba... Iyalaya english

ore mi ti binu tan

This is not naughty. If I upload my naughty chats, nairaland Mods would move it to sexuality section immediately

Kbs468:
FROM THE DESK OF A 16 GOLDEN CITY AWARDS


DUE TO THE ALREADY IDENTIFIED CONSTRAINT, STRAIGHT UP IS THE LAST CATEGORY FOR VOTING WRT PHASE I

CATEGORY 6 (phase I)
BEST CLIQUE IS THE ONLY AWARD RECOGNITION LEFT HERE AND THE VOTING PATTERN SHALL BE MAKING ONE CHOICE OUT OF THE BELOW LIST ACTUALLY

1* LOVERS CLIQUE

2* SPORTS CLIQUE

3* MALE'S CLIQUE

4* FEMALE'S CLIQUE

5* THE EXECUTIVE CLIQUE

6* THE LEGISTLATIVE CLIQUE


NOTE: we only need to make a single choice and copy any of the below for the validation of our votes.

Cc
Logodwhiz
Fraih

cc
Logodwhiz
spixytinxy

cc
Logodwhiz
Bobolil

Thanks all for our unending understanding and cooperation


sign: Attorney General and Minister of Information, Golden City Republic for the AWARDS COMMITTEE

The Male clique
Cc Kbs468 and logodwhiz

Oya answer

jubrealguy:
lmao.......first and foremost, you should know that everyone here is graduate which means he has undergone at least 8 semesters with each semester coming up with exams that must have been answered with an undiluted ENGLISH LANGUAGE and dats the major reason why i don't see ANYONE here as olodo, i as a person have saved so many words like u, cos, ur, gud, av, lyk e.t.c on my swiftkey because i av so many whatsapp, bbm, IG, snapchat, Instachat, yahoomail, gmail messages to reply and let's nt forget twitter, Facebook, NL and others, so who has the time? Before u berate anyone here, u should know that most hands dat tends to shorten their words here have written competitive essays and articles. With the epileptic power in the country, i should start wasting time typing a 9 lettered word that can easily be replaced by 2 letters(Nairaland>>>>NL) just because i want to type in this forum, abeg.......make una go literature section ooo.

Iambibi please give this guy a very long French wet kiss

Teeboy15:
Lord please do not let NYSC postpone this service year any longer. I want to get this programme done and over with then face my life squarely. The embarrassment is getting too much. Please, Father Lord, listen to the cry of Your child. Amen

Bro, you are not alone. this NYSC thingy let me discovered the cons of not having younger female siblings that are old enough to take care of the house. But even though weeping endureth for the night...

Darey00:
But seriously you guys need start learning to type legibly nah.. Everybody gbagauns now and then,no be our mama tongue. But the one thing i cant stand is the incessant use of shorthand typing. It gives off a lazy impression,whether you like it or not. Peace

due to epileptic power supply, my Gionee has become my secondary phone. i browse through nairaland with a small tecno phone, you can't expect me not to type in shorthand. i dont type well when i'm not using Qwerty keyboard.

fowosh:
na the mistake wey I make b dat....I should av poisoned u

lol. guess i'm lucky then

northvietnam:
Guy see eeeeeeeeh, girls are so dumb. If u go to my WhatsApp and see the sheeeeet she has been sending me,.

Well i do delete em cs am not so dumb to expose a girls nude pic.

Correct sensible guy

fowosh:
CHAAAAI
see as dis guy naked me for market square.... walahi.u dey craze big time ooo

Lol

Deluded mentality spoken like a true demon.

fowosh:
see wetin

ur mentor nah

Fowosh shey you see am.

LastMumu:
Eat = Energy and taste?

Newspaper = North East West South Past and Present event Report?
What the _fuck is the meaning of this foolishness? Paper is just paper, it has no bloody acronym!

And the _fuck is 'Objection Killed' for Ok? Ok is the short way of writing 'Okay'.
Who ever compiled this _shit needs to be shot!

abi nah. So if i say News, i mean north east west south. nonsense

Doctor, stylist, make up artist