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I've never been dumped, it is the other way around

Marinza:
I once met one lunatic like that. Mine was a cat though.... Yes i have a cat, it's understandable if u Dnt like cats, I keep it away from people who don't like it, some people do or some come in and see its nice an wanna play with it. This crazy girl after coming to my house 2wice asked me to kill my cat and send her the picture before she comes to my house again. I don't even like the cat like that per say but we weren't even dating... Like WTF.. Tomorrow she would want you to get rid of something bigger.

See good ridiance... Tell her to duck off, if she liked you she would have adapted to the dog.

She wants to be the only pusssycat

AlexCk:
Paused my fifa16, when she was calling me phone , .

Guy u try o. i hate it when my phone rings when i'm playing FIFA

Dunno maybe when I eventually fall in love

fowosh:
leumas also said and I quote" 27th of April has come to stay according to wat he heard from his p.man....and u knw where his p.man works

Oya, nah true O Leumas dad nah confirm sauce/Source. It's been long that i heard from the idiot (sanmi) self

It goes both ways. the 1st gal is most silly, how would you send unclad photos to a guy?
to the 4th gal, did he raped ur sister?
i expect a counter thread though

fowosh:
u and who?..... u wey say u no knw say na Adamawa u dey go....they wl teach u aw to talk over there

#TEAMO42 ni awa nah

EasternActivist:
I saw only the zombies wailing...

Buhari is a mistake that has to be corrected else this country is doomed for life.

replaced with Oga jonah abi? #Therewasacountry

fowosh:
oyeniran Bayo told me dat someone told him dat call up letter is available now @ futminna....dat they would start distributing it starting from monday

wow and Bayo no dey give ofo. e be like say 27th go sure be that o. better start preping for Yobe

fowosh:
the guy needs cane..... I swear the new DG of nysc wl send him down to Maiduguri to serve....they wl teach him how to talk over there

If no be say nah you cook for me during I.T days, i for abuse you tire

fowosh:
hi house.....na d same fowosh

oya my paddy for tata.

labienyce:
God bless you

Amen. u too bro

sirguy542:
Abbey na you get time for grammar ....

lol, just wanna clear the air with the Nigga

yusuff214:
even if u bring relevant info to this forum, don't u think it will be hard for people to locate the page cos of all these una messages?

Bro, there is a search icon on nairaland for a reason, if you need info use the search icon. just make sure u type the right keywords.
Also Bro, not every1 is serious like you and that doesnt make them less human. some sees this thread as a platform to interact, relate and coexist virtually with respect. I havent met most people on this platform for real life and i could swear that if we meet in the nearest future, we will relate as if we've been seeing eachother for eons. Nigerians cohabitating virtually with one another without conflict acting as one family from different institutions, courses, principle, religion and ideologies . that is how i view this room. so Bro, respect peeps and stop condemning them becos they are doing what you dont like. that way Nigeria would be great again. thanks

LeoFish92:
Guys, I keep hearing fresh rumours about our camp date being shifted again, I've been getting series of calls from friends asking if it's true, it's all somehow connected to workers day or something, I'll need this to be clarified.....

Apologies if this has been treated in previous pages

Workers day is may 1st. just one day. NYSC like any other paramilitary or military outfit dont pertake actively in such holiday. well as at yesternite, the date (27th) still stand so tell ur friends to stop panicking

So many Story teller on nairaland

Toks2008:
The person that usually comes to your mind at night before you sleep is the person your heart truly longs for.


FACT

Forget Oga, the person that comes to my mind b4 i sleep nah that idiot wey owe me money #FACT

Rukkyola:
Lol! Olodo. No b loovajantis my sent4rina call am, na lovenalogilism. U gree pity me when u dey do my amebo upandan 4 dis city?

nah the oyinbo i dey talk joor, to type that lovenajantis oyinbo dey off my phone even airtel send me message say the oyinbo dey affect data traffic

Rukkyola:
Abbeyunique2, ahhhhhhhh Shokiiiiiiiiii!

i knw sabi say ur tentacles reach Shammak side. i dont knw wetin u give dem chop or drink. it's hightime i ran away from u so ur jazz no go reach me. karishika

ireneony:
The girl try...I can't date a man for long 6yrs..

Express lomo

Smellymouth:
Egbon, which drink we go take replace Alomo? Make we use monkey tail? Abi make we use 'Tesojue '

chilled Ororo over alomo or monkey tail anyday

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I disagree, i have a banker aunt that love gaari. i'm talking abt any time of the day, night even midnight. and she frosh die

Sent4rina:
Well, its not your fault my friend, it seems you're suffering from "lovenalogilism" disease (unable to find love).

Sorry guy, don't give up on Gcity's ladies, who knows, one may consider you these days. 8-)

maybe because you are away u didnt get the memo. I love beckytee and she love me too. what is the loovajantis abi wetin u call am? abeg dey pity me nah

Oya, eleyi go make sense gan

VillageGOAT:
The eagle has finally landed...

Good morning my fellow americans..

Sorry i mean good evening my fellow nigerians

chief otutupoyoyo 1 of adamsaka village from the tribe of aba, the man who has two plots of land in ota and plans to build a university, a shopping mall and a sky scrapper has just landed from china after a five day visit to the great city...

I greet una my people
iambibi
logodwhiz
fraiser
abbeyunique
fraih
rukkyola
qutyjoice
dtobs
crobboy
and others ...

Welcome. hide from dem citizen wey want use u cook peppersoup

Sent4rina:
No dey talk to my wife anyhow if u no wan make yawa gas 4 ur dommot o.. Ehen.

I knw say the efo wey u chop rich gan. shammak come help ur friend o

We are missing something. we need to change this fundamental clause in our constitution "All money must be shared". the clause was the main reason why Amaechi led NGF won the suit against FG at the supreme court. our laws are obsolete.

iambibi:
.. Stressful? Pele, mine was kinda gud shaa... Ehen, where the Rukky wey wan jail us..... e b like say as she born those triplet, she born her brain join follow the triplets abi... Isoryt...make we dey watch her tru 4D.....

@the bolded, chai you finish rukkyola. hehehehe

Fraiser:
only u nd sent4rina won dey enjoy una life for dis city, you don been see where two trees dey make forest? I shake my head for u o

Leave that isi ewu rukkyola with her onu ewu. imagine, she wan jail everybody. that osogbo weed dey really worry her

iambibi:
lolz... Ooh till i see her,...BTW gud evening, hw was your day

good evening, my day has been kinda stressful jare. what abt urs?

Nice message op, rearrange ur writeup So it would be more comprehensive.
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you don cast them finish. u nailed number 7,8 and 9 for me. the ever gallant feminist are coming for ur ass though.