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Celebrities / Re: Pasuma Celebrates His Daughter, Wasilat, On Her Birthday (Photos) by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 4:50pm On Jan 22, 2021
miracood:
Brown skin baby..
So fine
I can
Literally
Spend my
Dad's.
Pension
Allowances
Just
To
Have
A
Minute
Talk
With

Her.
your joking right? undecided
Politics / Re: Pigeons: Buhari Has No Time For Idle, Wailing Wailers - Femi Adesina by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 9:31am On Jan 22, 2021
daleehat:
Yes better get angry and die because you are one of the stupid wailers.... Fools
chill man, take a cup of water and exhale deeply, trust me, you'll be ok. Stay blessed. cool
Politics / Re: Pigeons: Buhari Has No Time For Idle, Wailing Wailers - Femi Adesina by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 5:46am On Jan 22, 2021
undecided We know the pigeon issue isn't a big deal but must Adesina talk always? Can't he leave this talk to other aides? He just makes people angry every time

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Science/Technology / Re: My First Time Seeing Elephants Fight. No Wonder They Say Grass Stuffers (Video) by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 6:44pm On Jan 21, 2021
shocked

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Travel / Re: Car Crushes Man Making Video Call To Girlfriend On Abeokuta-Siun-Sagamu Express by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 9:49am On May 07, 2020
Ishilove:

Your comments are usually very disgusting. Is this how toxic you are offline?
no vex for that guy.

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Travel / Re: Car Crushes Man Making Video Call To Girlfriend On Abeokuta-Siun-Sagamu Express by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 9:46am On May 07, 2020
grin
Skepticus:

Mumu. His brother Azeez confirmed it.
When dem tell una to read, una go dey jump school fence to go smoke Igbo.
See where e put u now

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Travel / Re: Car Crushes Man Making Video Call To Girlfriend On Abeokuta-Siun-Sagamu Express by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 9:38am On May 07, 2020
Tallesty1:
Rubbish.



That lady will be traumatized for long whether or not she loves the guy and will need some counseling if she's not cold-hearted.


She just witnessed a human being crushed to death, not just any person but someone she loves and it happened while she was talking to him.

Heck, she will even blame herself for his death. That lady needs help ASAP.
bros, you know nothing.

Well, we all know nothing after all

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Personalities On N1000 Note Wear Face-Masks As Artist Draws Note On The Wall by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 9:29am On May 07, 2020
Vyolet:
Beautiful.
Am I the only person that never received any message from NCDC? I heard some people receive more than 10 messages.
you sure your line is registered?
Crime / Re: Another Blackman Jogging Shot In USA by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 6:46am On May 07, 2020
Whites a$$ licker who think they are woke will soon come to display their stupidity.
Gaming / Re: Gamer Electrocuted Playing On His Phone While Charging In Thailand (Graphics) by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 6:40am On May 07, 2020
shocked
Politics / Re: Bala Mohammed: I have No Apologies For Using Chloroquine To Cure Coronavirus by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 6:26am On May 07, 2020
Niggar said he gives no fvck. grin
he could've recovered without chloroquine anyway.

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Romance / Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 11:00pm On May 06, 2020
penisilin:
Like someone said - it has been flogged very very well but women matter will continue to flog men as long as them still get yansh and bleast cool.

One of my many mumuness.

It was 2000, I was very young (after SSCE) and had a girl crushing on me but for reasons known to only God & devil, I just no send the babe.

But for the mumuness in me, I was seriously pursuing one yeye girl because of her yansh so tey in my bid to win her favor, I took a family cherished flask and made a sumptuous chocolate beverage with bread and sardine (from money I fapped from my sister) for her on a rainy day.
I told her from our balcony that I was coming with the goodies and she beckoned on me to come quickly. Only for me to reach her house, she asked to carry the flask follow her until we reach her boyfriend house angry. She jumped on him and said "Thank you Ola, shebi you have given me the flask" and they shut the door while I was standing there and smiling like Ganduje.

Anger no gree me sleep for 2 days
lol @ smiling like Ganduje grin
Romance / Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 10:51pm On May 06, 2020
Davash222:

Ishilove is not short. Heard she's big headed and chubby.
no, she's short. grin
Romance / Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 10:22pm On May 06, 2020
Davash222:

She is short, abi?
Na so short girls dey do.
let Ishilove catch you. That woman is short but she's cool.

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Politics / Re: Seyi Tinubi: 3 Ways To Give Back That Doesn't Require A Financial Investment by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 8:41pm On May 06, 2020
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Politics / Re: Seyi Tinubi: 3 Ways To Give Back That Doesn't Require A Financial Investment by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 8:31pm On May 06, 2020
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Crime / Re: Lagos Bricklayer Spends Six Years In Prison For Phantom Robbery by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 8:20pm On May 06, 2020
Thank God. That's what happened to 'godogodo' that turned him to a devil.
Some stupid people will still be dragging Falana, the man that has done better than Buhari and some past presidents altogether.

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Crime / Re: 'I Had No Choice': The Desperate Nigerian Women Who Sell Their Babies by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 7:57pm On May 06, 2020
Kobojunkie:


Who wears the condom? The chick or the man? If the man does not wear the condom, what is the woman left with to protect herself?

Lets not now pretend we do not know that our children are already having sex en masse in a country like Nigeria. Read the Editorial again to better understand that this is not a call to chastise gals but a call to do something about a problem that remains unchecked.
exactly, what are you trying to prove? From my 1st comment to the last one, bring out my mistake. Didn't you read my comments or you have something against me?
Crime / Re: 'I Had No Choice': The Desperate Nigerian Women Who Sell Their Babies by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 6:27pm On May 06, 2020
Kobojunkie:

Save whom a lot of troubles? The woman who carries the burden of the mistake made or the man who can easily walk away in a setting such as the one that is Nigeria? undecided undecided undecided
condom will save you and your side chick from transfering STD to each other and save that your side chick from unwanted pregnancy.
Crime / Re: 'I Had No Choice': The Desperate Nigerian Women Who Sell Their Babies by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 6:16pm On May 06, 2020
shocked
bros lalasticlala, are you not surprised by this news?
Crime / Re: 'I Had No Choice': The Desperate Nigerian Women Who Sell Their Babies by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 6:15pm On May 06, 2020
If you must fvck, use condom. It will save you a lot of troubles
Foreign Affairs / Re: Anti-lockdown Protests Around The World (Photos) by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 8:30pm On May 05, 2020
ManOfSteel2:
That man using his side chick's panties as makeshift face mask is the real deal....
Same was almost my fate when I and my "girl" were denied entry into firstbank branch farin-gada market, Plateau state.

Looked left and right for any available mask to buy, since they made it mandatory before entry,
but none was in sight...
Coincidentally left my white "hankie" at home, she came with hers....

Couldn't believe my ears when she offered her white cotton panties, insisting it was clean

Crazy girl
so did you accept the offer? grin
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Claims These Pictures Are Photoshop. You Decide. by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 1:40pm On Apr 10, 2020
shocked
in as much as I hate propaganda, I don't want to believe this. But before I decide, bros lalasticlala should please tell me what happened to Buhari's hands in the second picture. Thanks
Business / Re: First Bank Remains Committed To Their Customers Despite The Lockdown by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 1:34pm On Apr 10, 2020
God punish FirstBank of Nigeria. Nothing works there, they always have network problem. They only know how to deduct money without giving us explanation of what the money was used for. Thief living on past glory.
Crime / Re: Man, 58, In Trouble Over Anal Sex For Money Ritual by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 1:28pm On Apr 10, 2020
Arghh... Wtf did I just read? undecided
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Come And Proof Your Competency In Mathematics by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 1:21pm On Apr 10, 2020
It is 40
primary school mathematics. Don't ask me how I got it grin

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Business / Re: Just In: Fire Guts Access Bank At Lawanson, Lagos by AbbeyvanPersie(m): 1:16pm On Apr 10, 2020
Hey!

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