₦airaland Forum

A king and a slave.

Who is the king and who is the slave?

Humility my foot.

Make somebody just use the man do ritual, the gods go understand.

N- power beat corper.

NURTW beat driver.

Air force kill Air force.

Army kill ipob.

Boko haram kill army.

Army kill shia.

Shia kill sunei.

Sunei kill shia.

Army kill police.

Police kill bloody civilian.

Elders kill land grabbers.

Land grabbers kill land owners.

Pastors do 3_some. I hear say na *party* dem dey call am now

**Only in Nigeria**

You are joking right

Police is never your friend, don't be deceived by these gimmicks.

Bail is only free if the governor or a senator is your uncle.

If you wan know say police dey work, just steal fashola slippers, before you reach house police don dey there dey wait for you already.

Buy naija to grow naija

Philosophy course no dey ABU Zaria?

I think he might be suffering from Schizophrenia.

Manic states.

It is certain a lot of Nigerians live their lives on Instagram.

why complain to the Government there is no work when you are already a CEO on Instagram

kudos!

talent takes you places not certificate.

Even Jesus christ didn't go to the university.

you can ask Buhari and ortom if i'm lying

farewell brother.

it's just six years.

the hustle continues...

story for the gods.

#puff puff pass

Na the church goers offerings and tithe money wey suleman they carry dash all these oloshos dey weak me.

**Religious houses are fraud havens**

Why promise in the first place when you knew you won't fulfil it?

Lip service government that promise heaven and earth when they are high on alcohol.

The man is a deist.

The woman should have known better before marrying him na.

After giving birth to four children with him and the fifth one on the way you are now disturbing us with your super story.

This governor is really fighting criminal elements.

But we didn't see the catches of weopon though.

Narialanders you know how we roll.

Pictures or.............

bebe2:
Yes

She is an untamed animal,

She shud be ashamed of herself,

I am glad to hear this from you. Anyone can become a victim of domestic violence. Remember there are three sides to a story and one side is always concealed since the truth is always bitter.

plessis:
Addiction to marijuana doesn't kill...

More rolls to your fingers.

I will keep taking my kush no matter what.

Na weytin go kill you go still kill you last last.

A man without pride, is that one a man sef


* *I roll and I'm proud* * shout out to hahn.

bebe2:
Freeze was raised right.

He was thot never to hit a woman.

The wife was now raised to do what, hit a man right?

Enough of these double standards abeg, it's becoming annoying.

Obviously an eye for an eye.

Or karma.

Rip bro!

All those calling her local, I hope you have attained international status already?

Someone changed her life for good, how many lives una don change?

At least we know her, who una be?

As olamide popular reach, BET no still know am.

This will never stop.

As long as there is social media.

Na dat freeze own weak me pass, na otolo dey beat am, he no even shame to talk am.

Nigerians using social media negatively.

Without social media, we wouldn't have known most of these people calling themselves celebrities constituting nuisance everywhere.

They are influencing our future generations negatively.

Another one about to kiss the dust.

Social media wedding.

By The power of OTOBO.

Thou shall speaketh in tongue

Bursted!

Na who dem catch naim be thief.

You can ask Jonathan if you doubt me.

Stealing is not corruption.

Is corruption stealing?

Everyone is going blonde these days.

The wife can still do all these two aforementioned and the man will still go outside to bang that edible catering or Otobo.

You can ask Tonto and Tiwa if I'm lying.

Man cannot live by one type of soup na

Is that an Android phone or a Java phone?

All thanks to your stars you weren't hurt.

Safe bro!

This is why I love Nigeria.

We can destroy anything within a second.

I am with you on this one though.

Say no to ponzi schemes.

cummando:
I swear na my kind parole gaan gaan be that!!!

But I prefer Goldberg!

I no dey drink beer sha.

But for Hahn and lala sake you fit bring one crate.

cummando:
What?
Truth be said she sabi talk
But that's because she is a woman
And a journalist!!!
But why report her to the law?
I'm a christian but I am beginning to rethink my stance.Maybe I should just serve Jesus my way because these pastors are really contradicting what Jesus taught.
1. What happened to forgive your brother 70 x 7 times everyday?
2. If Jesus vex for those wey wan crucify am then shebi he will send better thunder wey dey twerk in the presence of the most high to fire Pilate and the pharisees so them go free am.....and by doing that no salvation for us.
3. What happened to being Christ like?
4. Since na devil Una tell us say e dey use them why don't Mr pastor just pray and let the devil be ashamed?
5. They told us trials will come....but we should stand fast....pastor this na trial....why not stand fast and look unto the most high as you've been teaching us?

Olunloyo deserves nuclear bomb from any body but coming from a so called man of God..... I give up!




Seun.....come teach me how to be an atheist! E be like say na lie these people don dey lie give me all these years.

Welcome bro.

It won't cost you much. Just come with the following items.

2 roosters.
20 litres of palm wine.
1 block of SK.
2 taj lighters.
2 packets of rollbond rolling papers.
3 percel of weed, one for me, one for Hahn and one for lala also.