₦airaland Forum

Why you go dey do local for the country wey you dey reside?

You no fit move the money go China or Turkey?

I only know Nick Jonas as a lover of his songs.

I hope she didn’t got you in CHAINS Nick?
Considering the wide age gap.

HML by the way.

Cadavers don ready for Anatomy Departments be that o.


I dissected the Thorax and Abdominal region of a killed robber in my university days.

You mean yahoo yahoo

The guy fork up sha.

Two wraps of weed would have changed his mind from killing himself.
You can never be depressed after taking weed. It will even make you to believe that you are better than that your project supervisor or any lecturer

Even buhari with no Waec result never even kill himself.

Dino graduated with 3rd class, but now he is a balling Senator.

Me commit suicide, when my Canada woman never send the payment slip

amanikondo:
Do you know the meaning of OEM?

I don’t think he does

Everyone is trying to sound geeky these days.

Maybe he was trying to say Chinese brands.

Modric won

Kudos!

Ronaldo and Messi fans can go and rest finally.

It’s still a stalemate.

3 nominees

I hear say Mbappe don win am.

I see death around the corner-2pac

RIP to the departed souls...Vahla Mohgulis
نحن جميعا نعيش ل نموت

TheShopKeeper:
...i can't believe that after what Atiku and other nPDP politicians did to Jonathan in the last elections in 2015, by dumping PDP and moving to APC, he could still come out and say Nigerians should vote for Atiku...

Don’t be fooled bro.

Politics in Nigeria is just a game.

No permanent friend, no permanent enemy. Only permanent selfish interest.


*Akpabio once called APC a houseboys party, but now he is a broom carrying member of the same APC.

**Obasanjo insulted Atiku in his book by calling him a criminal and a cunning being. But now that same OBJ is championing for Atiku to rule Nigeria.

Both Ronaldo and Messi have won it 5 times each in the past.

Let it remain like that for the sake of our sanity.

We are tired of Ronaldo is better than Messi or Messi is better than Ronaldo all the time.

A neutral person should win it biko.

Davido comes to mind

The internet has blessed every hustler in one way or the other.

May your space bar never disappoint

"They have not even removed the wire from the place the doctors carried the surgery on him but he asked me whether he should attend the event with his condition but I told him no because his health is important to us."

Chai.

The best make-up in the whole world

Religion and money.

Donations all the time.

SCAM!

Religion

Glorified secondary school.

Just imagine grown adult like me way back go dey go university without phone and lappy.

How life for take be nah

E sure me die say assuming na pistol the Security man see for the guy hand fear for no allow am do that rubbish.

Either private or public school, who wan know book go know book and who wan corrupt must surely corrupt.

Free those kids mehn.

mhd5757:
How did you manage to quit? Did you go to rehab? If you went, then which one?

I started taking mild sleeping pills to make me sleep since the withdrawal symptoms of the TM made me no to sleep for almost two months.

Gradually my system readjusted and I haven’t touched TM again since then.

TM actually changed my body physiology to be honest.

The strength to withdrawal from TM after long time of usage is the major problem.

Most guys I knew then in my school days couldn’t quit as the relapses keep happening due to the depression caused by not taking TM.

Olalekank:
Good, is that the general yahoo in Nigeria that we know?
Besides that doesn't mean smart. I agree tech is still very low on the other side but empowering people who are after quick and fast money isn't worth it.

Please note that this is a biased opinion as I detest yahoo boys more than anything.

As I type this now, a California woman has just ordered for my Herbal Stroke Medication which will be delivered to her in a weeks time and $2,500 will reflect in my bank account. From it I will use 4 thousand naira to procure the herbal medicine from a traditional herbal healer in my area, package it and send it over to her in the United States. Will you also call this yahoo yahoo?
This is me using my street orientation and smartness to help myself.

Olalekank:
Good, is that the general yahoo in Nigeria that we know?
Besides that doesn't mean smart. I agree tech is still very low on the other side but empowering people who are after quick and fast money isn't worth it.

Please note that this is a biased opinion as I detest yahoo boys more than anything.

Good for you bro.

Until the government provides enough jobs for the teaming youths in Nigeria, yahoo boys will continue to find ways to survive on their own.

Knowledge they say is power, and I’m using my knowledge to its fullest potential to help myself.

The apocalypse will consume Nigeria las las when boys would have learnt hacking and then start targeting our corrupt politicians. Just keep your fingers crossed.

Olalekank:
Yahoo boys are not smart.

Says who?

I just dey laugh. You think say na all these ritualist wey dey make news for nairaland front page I dey talk about.

I once spoofed the email of a US company executive to initiate a wire transfer to China and the money was sent.

Naija too should invest in IT and Tech so that our smart yahoo boys can diversify.

Instead we are building the largest religious auditorium in the world.

AuroraB:
Employ them in your conglomerate naa, self-employed boss



Not supporting fraud but your comment is selfish

No mind am.

Government no create jobs, and as most boys fathers no too hold cash to support them to be self employed, these yeye mommy’s boys want make boys just sit down dey look and go hungry ba?

Make I tell you, Na Street Money I take dey take care of my mom and dad right now, both feeding and medication as they have aged.

Make I sit down dey watch my parents dey go hungry ba, when the country don fail us finish.

All these boys wey dey talk rubbish online never see real hunger. When hungry wan kill me no be person tell me say make I dust my laptop.

Good development.

The withdrawal symptoms of this drug is suicidal.

You will experience depression in a whole new level.

Talking from experience...

Till this very moment we are yet to know the owner of the collapsed building and no one is asking questions

What do I know.

TimiRume:
I dont like Nigerian pastors. It is either they are involved in one form of sexual sin or they are preaching despicable doctrines.

They are annoying.

Why?

Are they not men of god again?

BruncleZuma:


Question: Where him see gun to dey carry around?

It could be a licensed firearm