₦airaland Forum

uyosolo:
blind date wetin? Abdulleh u hv bn stayin offbush too much huntin bush meat wit ur goat skin bag...Abeg leave d wondaful couple alone

uyosolo:
nt jst ordinary love,na love in tokyo...D two of dem don go far o,as una dey luk dem lik adam nd Eve b4 eatin apple

uyosolo:
e be lyk say una no undastnd wetin dey happen,na only me dey code dem...Nd i dey watch both of dem 4 my magic tv

Pinkieblue:
U better go and return ur mum's fone...... I love my China fone

Caucasian:
Na lie .. we no go gree.. u said ur own is in d making ..so u must produce it...Please we are waiting.. Most especially me

Neroski:
Chiaaa.oyinboo eeeh! you have killed it. This is just enough, i approve!

enigmatique:
:-) Glad you like it bro. But where ur own too na?

Caucasian:
When u were changing ya bb phone I told u to buy beta phone but u wouldn't listen. . U see? A china phone too lazy to scroll down. ..

enigmatique:
Ok, before I say anything, welcome back Pinkieblue and uyosolo. Yaya de?

Now, as I said last week, let's all compose drafts of an open letter to PushCV. I saw the reaction of somtex, but as tgmservice rightly said, no be 10 year olds dey here. Ee no get as ee be wey those wey get those jobs no go don scatter everywhere with the news. Indeed, remember how Push CV put the pix and names of the people that made the highest referrals for Batch A of the Elite Employee Quest on the front page of their website? So tell me how they won't splash their success stories all over their site, our e-mail boxes, newspapers and so on! But hey, no go consequently create "ghost testifiers" ooo, coz na urself you go harm eventually.

So, I've stuck to the target I set. Here's my own draft:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CkFNno4T8OwnakA0nutAaBqUCdHg0W8XscQlS1fgTho/edit?usp=sharing
I've set the settings to make it possible to comment on the doc, so pls feel free to do so while reading it.

HOMOTOYOSI10:
please my infinix hot can't open downloaded pictures and pictures shared with me on WhatsApp is usually display cannot generate thumbnail I also can't install some apps

just2endowed:
Use Mobile uncle to restore ur imei. U be doing that, each time u want to flash new rom or format. So use Mobile uncle to tweak it imei.

Pinkieblue:
U created this thread.......

Abandoned it.......

Then brought Bush meat......

Abeg what next ?

Pinkieblue:
Abdullah........ Taking records since 1904


Oya my off Bush goodies

uyosolo:
biko come out 4rm whr? U knw weda network dey d village she run go hide?afta nine months we wud hear 4rm her

uyosolo:
*sneezes profusely nd enters thread* who r doz mentionin my name? When u awake a slippin lion nd yet u cnt run
caucasian,weldone...I tot me,caucasian nd pinkieblue ws a trio,bt d two of dem sidelined me nd went to push somtin(definetly nt pushcv) nw pinkieblue is pregnant,ran to d village nd no whr to be found...Caucasian is so confused nd perplexed,dat he slips wit an advanced oxford dictionary,esp afta hearin dat pinkieblue's fada,is a major in d nigerian Army...Who caused all dis? PUSHCV,nd dey must pay 4 dis,we cnt allow dem go scott free

tgmservice:
Thunder fire ur ynash u think say u dey talk to 10 year old pikin

Caucasian:
Lol ... i was aware abdulleeh and uyosolo were off bush and off shore respectively. So I left the thread in your bossom knowing your capabilities of keeping it active but u decided to abscond too and leave the thread to rot ... I no gree ooooo lol

mrtidier:
Where are y'all? I had an interview yesterday(Not PushCV of course). It was insane!!! 4 gurus vs yours sincerely. I nearly bit my tongue

adoptop70:
Not only camera, you can't choose Sim when sending message, you can't view call log in dialer, double tab to wake is no more and so on and so forth

somtex:
Hello,

We realize that many people or companies have not been vocal about PushCV getting them jobs or PushCV filling their vacancies, that isn't something that we, as a company have control of.

Since the minute the Elite Employee Quest (Batch A) was concluded, we have been placing and have placed multiple candidates in various positions within organizations including banks and oil companies. Many large organizations have shortlisted people from our database but their interview process is external and out of our control, but we are able to keep up and follow up with these companies via calls for updates.

Here are some testimonials from employers who recruited from us and currently have elite employees working for them:

"I must thank PushCV for providing candidates to join my team. Since they resumed, they have been totally committed to the job and they will go places with their humility. Thank you for your great assistance"
- Olatunbosun Raji, Sales Manager, ARM Life

"Recruiting has always been a chaotic activity for young companies like ours. PushCV was able to streamline the process for us by giving us easy
access to a ready pool of talent. We hired fast and we're pleased with the candidates."
- SAMUEL-BIYI Olaoluwa, Co-Founder, SureGifts

"We are extremely impressed with Pushcv.com SmartRecruit Service. We got a ton of resumes and most were from individuals with all the qualifications that we needed. We had no problem coming up with a pool of candidates to talk to and ultimately hired ones that came to us through the web site. I was amazed at how quickly we started getting resumes once we applied. The website is very employer friendly and the job posting was easy for us to set up. We will definitely use the site again in the future."
- Human Resource Manager, Hotels.ng

"PushCV has helped me to reduce the time my vacancies spend on other job sites. The candidates have been exceptional. I am definitely using Smart Recruit, long term"
- Abiola Akinyele, Director, Forextime Ltd.

The employers and companies recruiting from PushCV are clearly visible on https://www.pushcv.com/companies There is a huge drive for many other companies to recruit using PushCV in the coming months, and we will surely keep you posted.

EMERITUS85:
bro please look for these files in "files to flash"


preloader.bin
mbr
ebr1
scatterfile
logo.bin
sec-ro

Caucasian:
Haha ha ha ha ha ha .... Abdulleeh u dun start to make someone laff anyhow again. ... what about you? You no get writing skills ??

enigmatique:
No, it's not an effort to derail the thread. So, my suggestion is this:

[size=20pt]LET US WRITE AN OPEN LETTER TO PUSHCV![/size]
Fellas, what do you think? If not an open letter, let's at least brainstorm on a means of publicly and loudly telling PushCV that we're disappointed with all that they've done so far, and that they should find something to do about it, otherwise we will label them a scam.

Caucasian:
Hahahahaha hahaha .. Abdulleeh please don't strangle him oooo.. . He might have possibly seen this ur post and be shocked. .lol.. My friend u don't have to be discouraged ooo... pushcv giv us job or not lets still chat and enjoying ourselves here while we trust God for our career dream. But what baffles me is that, at least , one of us here should have gotten a job or attended a successful physical interview with their client company and waiting for an offer letter. This is taking too long now. So far, I have received two consecutive success mail regarding my online interview and that I should keep my lines on because my Application has been forwarded to the recruiter but up till now no message ....hummmm

Caucasian:
Hello ladies and gentlemen,

I sincerely apologize for my untold absence for sometime now. It is a feeling of qualm on my spirit for my inactions to formerly take excuse or worse yet, announce my abscond.

But truth be told, My mental conditions deteriorated quite dramatically and so abruptly that i inescapably had to participate in a 'lunacy Emancipation Programme' initiated by the British Psychiatrists Association(BPA) in maitama, Abuja. There were legions of fresh and experienced graduates who were beneficiaries of the scrupulous free treatment programme and to my greatest surprise, uyosolo was a participant and fellow comrade in the struggle for eternal sanity.

Joyously for me, We were in thesame ward for merely a week before further MRI (Magnetic Resonance Imaging) Scan proved that he is conspicuously suffering from an overdose of hallucinogens and amphetamines in his neurology and cerebral vessels And this reason explains his intermittent violent rage between sane conducts. Medical recommendations suggested that he should he be transfered to a pertinent ward and be lobectomized before his condition advances to chronic epilepsy. We missed his displays when he left.

Towards the end of his successful surgery, information came to his surgeon that his betrothed was contempraneously suffering pre-delivery complications in the Labour room arising from pyloric stenosis of the baby.

Goodnews has it that they are now doing fine and almost better. He will be coming here too soon for Thanksgiving to God when he returns from Offshore. And as for me, I am very glad and thankful that my condition has improved to a considerable level below average

Greetings to u all once more on my ephemeral return

enigmatique:
Hehehe. Just leave them be bro. Leave them be. But I do agree that they are a huge disappointment thus far. So, wat next guys?

Caucasian:
Weeds growing on this our land portion? NO.

We will not take it (Revolt).

Mrtidier, I summon you here. Abadone that cave.

Abdulleh , come out of your purgatory.

Enigmatique, leave your sepulchre. Show up.

Minus uyosolo

I give u all 3 days maximum to reach here

Olarewajub:
Congrat. Please go to your setting and click on storage. Do you see anything like mount external storage option? Need to confirm something.

Pinkieblue:
Please just take it easy and continue your job search..... If there is anything they'd definitely contact you.... Just hope for the best.... And trust God above all

mrtidier:
Folks!! Can you comprehend what is hilariously goofed about this pic??