you are tired of Nigeria? OK. Biafra is not too far. oya.......

geobukky:

Follow back... It will undo restrictions... and dis your thanks tin, e b like u do customer service before


@Seun we nid incorporate instant messaging on dis forum nau....

seun, instant messaging on this platform will certainly do NL a great good. You are directly making money for those third party sites whenever you ask us to go there. Pls look into it. thanks

obailala:
Prof Osinbajo at Work in His Office

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3080508_vposinbajo1_jpeg095baf1997192e7512d0a735530c3163

Should he be at work in my office? lol. Na joke I dey o

adeoti01:


Bro how far....
NN list is out oooo...
Are we onwarding together

congratulations bro. happy for you. you have to 'onward' to NN alone as I'm 'onwarding' to Shell in 2016 by God's grace

JustKeen:
Just finished my numerical. Goddammmmmiiiiitttttttttttttttttttt



I better be serious with my current job o

Shell making you appreciate your current job isn't it?

Hi guys, let's take things easy. Here's what I found out

drKally:
yeah, six days after. Attending the SRD this week.

congratulations bro. I wish you the very best at shell. Please you a 1st class graduate or 2.1 and have you fully resume work? This will help some of us who just applied for the 2015/2016 season. thanks

Jamean:

Hmmm! powers that be

lol. I'd like to be like him when I grow up. powers that be

kaycee255:


..

Do you guys actually read the rules before commenting at all? there's no room for throwing shades or dissing each other. you gotta be careful.

davide470:
Ezegozie, kvng, Bigmex
A subtle warning!

correct, David470. Ban anything bannable as soon as they err

chayomastic:
got a regret mail after d competency test

regret mail even after competency test? This thing is serious o.

May 28..... GEJ till 2019

April 2....... Biafra we want

Its such a pity that some have eyes but can't see. south Sudan should have been an eye opener.

yilly:
pls,i need help. which website or emailcan i send my cv and cover let to? i search but i cold not find it.

try this

https://krb-xjobs.brassring.com/tgwebhost/jobdetails.aspx?partnerid=30030&siteid=5564&jobid=766640&lph=no

Donbabajay12:
I just hope it would be utilised judiciously

that's the prayer. I'm hopeful

The Federal Government is currently working on the 2016 budget that will be between N7tn and N8tn. The figures are higher than the 2015 budget of N4.4tn.

Vice President Yemi Osinbajo disclosed this in a paper entitled: ‘The economy – Where we are today’, which he delivered at a presidential retreat organised by the Office of the Secretary to the Government of the Federation for ministers-designate on Thursday.

The retreat, which ends today (Friday), is holding behind closed-doors inside the old Banquet Hall of the Presidential Villa, Abuja, and has ‘Delivering change: From precepts to practice’ as its theme.

According to a copy of the paper obtained by our correspondent, Osinbajo told his audience that the government was working towards pegging capital expenditure in the 2016 budget at N2tn.

This, he said, was against the N1.31tn allocated to capital expenditure in this year’s budget.

He further said that while the percentage of capital expenditure to recurrent expenditure in the 2015 budget was 19.4, the government would propose 40 per cent for next year’s budget.

Osinbajo said, “The budget process will be zero based, a method of budgeting by which all expenses must be justified for each new budget year.

“For the Medium Term Expenditure Framework, the actual 2015 budget is N4.4tn, while the proposed 2016 budget will be N7tn to N8tn.

“Capital expenditure for the 2015 budget is N1.31tn, while the proposed capital expenditure for 2016 is N2tn.”

The vice president also disclosed that 655 Ministries, Departments and Agencies of the Federal Government had so far registered for the Treasury Single Account domiciled with the Central Bank of Nigeria.

He put the number of TSA sub-accounts so far created by the CBN at 755.

Osinbajo further said that 518 MDAs had been verified and now had access to the central bank’s accounts.

Despite the September 15 deadline given to all the MDAs to key into the TSA system, the vice president said 137 MDAs had yet to comply with the directive.

He added that a total of N1.4tn had so far been paid into the TSA to date.

A TSA is a unified structure of government bank accounts enabling consolidation and optimal utilisation of cash resources.

It is a bank account or a set of linked bank accounts through which the government transacts all its receipts and payments, and gets a consolidated view of its cash position at any given time.

While giving an overview of the current state of the nation’s economy, Osinbajo noted that Nigeria experienced its worst economic decline in decades in May 2015.

“In May 2015, Nigeria experienced its worst economic decline in decades with sharp decline in oil prices from an average of $105 between 2011 and 2014, to $45 in 2015; foreign reserves at 10-year low of $29.595bn; oil production has declined to 2.05 million barrels per day; and power supply down to less than 3,000MW,” he said.

The vice president noted that the insurgency being witnessed in the North-East also led to a decline in agriculture production and an extensive damage to infrastructure.

He also noted that extensive corruption and mismanagement of resources were noticed in the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation’s parallel budgets and what he called the legacy defence expenditure in the North-East.

Osinbajo put the budget deficit in 2015 at N1.05tn against the N960bn recorded in 2014, adding that foreign reserves had reduced from $38.4bn in 2014 to $30.2bn this year.

The vice president also put the nation’s Absolute Poverty Index at 62.6 per cent, while unemployment was at 8.2 per cent.

While putting the population of the poor at 110 million, Osinbajo said most Nigerians had remained poor despite rising revenues and Gross Domestic Product growth because the nation’s main revenue earners, the extractive oil and gas, did not by themselves create many jobs.

He also attributed the situation to the irony of a top-down economic model where the major revenue earner was extractive and the value chain was poorly developed.

Other factors, according to him, are corruption and lack of transparency; infrastructure problems as well as low spending on health care, education and others.

Osinbajo said the nation could get out of possible recession by embarking on massive infrastructure building/renewal programme; social spending/social protection; improved consumer spending and job creation; and expansionist fiscal/monetary policies.

Copyright PUNCH.

source/sauce
http://punchng.com/2015/11/4275

Pinkieblue:
Hmmmm

pinkie dear. been ages

I dnt knw how true this is buh am just sharing anyway

Hey this is really true and see it will work for you too..

If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1….
If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r number 2…
If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then U r number 3…
If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then U r number 4…
If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then U r number 5…
If U were born on the 6th, 15th, 24th of any month then U r number 6…
If U were born on the 7th, 16th, 25th of any month then U r number 7…
If U were born on the 8th,17th,26th of any month then U r number 8…
If U were born on the 9th,18th,27th of any month then U r number 9

Number 1
You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest,Jealous on competing basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly, authorities, Famous person… always want to be and regarded as first on people position, they are often like to be independent, will never be under others, self confident people!
You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will get marry when you mature! You are likely to have problems with people who have opposite views
And you are most likely to take revenge over your enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will have a good profession in the future.
If you are guy you will be very popular that everybody will have mental attraction and respect at you. You can go anywhere from the local shop to the heart of the parliament because you are positive and well talented in numerous issues!! But in your life you will always have some people who will work hard to bring you & your name down. This is undercover!! Coz of your smart behavior you will be hated by some people too…
Your family life is very cool, you will have a very nice partner & wonderful children… You are pioneer, independent & original…
Your best match is 4,6,8 good match is 3,5,7 !!!

Number 2
No matter what, you will be loved by every one coz your ruler is the moon and every one loves the Moon. Well.. You are a person who day dream a lot, you have very low-self confidence, you need back up for every move in your life, you are very much unpredictable. Means you do change according to time and circumstances, kind a selfish, have a very strong sense of musical, artistic talent, verbal communication.
Your attitudes are like the Moon, comes to gloom and fade away so everybody can expect changes in you. You can be a next Mahatma Gandhi who does peace love or you can be a Hitler who wants to destroy the man kind and peace (I mean in the community and your own home).
If you really have a deep thought about your own believe in God you can feel the difference which will make you stronger! Most of the time your words are a kind of would be happening true! So without any knowledge you can predict the situation. You will become poets, writers, any Artistic business people!
You are not strong in love, so you will be there and here till you get marry.. If U r a girl you will be a responsible woman in the whole family. If U r a man you will involve in fights & arguments in the family or Vice-versa. Means you will sacrifice your life for the goodness sake of Your family…You are gentle , intuitive with a broad vision, a power behind the scenes, well balanced People!!!
Your best match is 2 ,5 ,9 no other people can put up with you !!!

Number 3
You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times, religious, loves to climb up in your life. You always tend to have lots of problems within your family in the early stages but you will put up with everything.. You have the strong word power, pretty happy face.. So wherever you go always you have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth always wanted to work hard in order to achieve something.. You will not get anything without hardwork! When you reach a man/ woman age you want other younger once to listen to you because you want younger people to respect people older than them. You do set so many examples to others.
Generally you are not a cool person. It’s not easy thing dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you like someone’s attitude then here you go, what can I say? It will be a lasting friendship. You always have respect from others.
Your life seems to have lots of worries and problems but sure they won’t be long.. you will always have brilliant kids!!! You love the money a bit too much so temptation will push you to endless trying and trying.. If you are a guy then it’s over. Looking after your family and help friends, so you will spend a life time just being generous and kind (except 21st born men). And number 3s you will
be such an example of how to be in the culture & life!!! If you are girl then you have good character and culture & hardworking attitude. You always follow.
You are a freedom lover, creative, ambition focused, a person who brings beauty , hope & joy to this world!!!
Your best match 6 ,9. Good match 1 ,3 ,5 !!!

Number 4
You are very stubborn too, very hard working but unlucky in important matters in life, very cool, helpful, you have rough word power.. Might put lots of people away from you, you may cause nuisance to others if you are a man, and you often understands others and their problems well. If you are a girl you are very good with studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of the time after girl friends (almost) at times, you will have sort of too much fun life with mates & girls. Your friends will spend your time & money and get away with their life and you will become empty handed and don’t know what to do… So be careful!! You love to spend anyway!!!
Your good will is you are always there to help family and friends. Tell you what you people are little gem! s, specially the girls.. You always fall in love in younger age as well. You often live with disappointments, for an example you have got a degree in some thing… but you will be unemployed.. or will do very ordinary jobs.
But you will take care of your family very well…All you need to be careful of people who will take advantage of your kind heart. And beware of your relations too..
You are radical, patient, persistent,a bit old-fashioned, you live with foundation & order…
Your best Match 1, 8. Good match 5 ,6 , 7 !!!

Number 5
You are very popular within the community, you can get things done by just chatting..to even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind, you are often have no-idea what is today is like, or tomorrow is like, you are a person who does anything when your head thinks “lets do this”. You will be famous if you open up a business, get involve in share dealings, music etc.. Very popular with sense of humor ,you are the one your friends and families will always ask for help, and you are the one actually get money on credit and help your friends. You will have more than 1 relationship, but when u get settle down you will be a bit selfish anyway. Coz your other half will have a pretty good amount of control in you, be careful! You tend to go for other relationships! Contacts even you are married at times ‘coz your popularity..
You are someone who get along with anyone coz the number 5 is the middle number.. Changes & freedom lovers you are! You are an explorer with magic on your face. You learn your life through experience and it’s your best teacher!!!
Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!

Number 6
Ooopppss..you are born to enjoy.. You don’t care about others. I mean you are always want to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You will be very good in either education or work wise or business management! You are talented, kind (but with only people who you think are nice), very beautiful girls and guys, popular and more than lucky with anything in your lives. All the goodness does come with you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love.
You are lovable by any other numbers. But if you are a number 6 man, you will experience kind of looks from most girls and will involve in more than few relationships until you get married. If you are girl, most of you will get marry/engaged early. You are a caring person towards your family & friends .
If you miss the half-way mark then you are about to suffer physically and mentally. Generally you will lead a very good inner-home happiness with nothing short of. You are a person of compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good judgment, and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peace for every life coz you have the great power of caring talent to make this world of love one step further…
Your best match 1, 6, 9. Good match 4, 5 !!!

Number 7
You have got the attraction to anyone out there, you are realistic, very confident, happy, such a talented individual with your education, music, arts, singing, and most importantly acting too. You have real problems with bad temper! If you are a girl, you are popular with the subjects listed above.
You give up things for your parents. I mean you value your family status a lot, you will be in the top rank when you reach a certain age. If you are a guy you are popular with girls, you are a very talented too. Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with their marriage life.
Only a very few are happy. You have everything in your life, but still always number 7s have some sort of unfullfilness, such worries all their lifetime.
It’s probably the Lord given you all sort of over the standard humans talents and you are about to suffer in family life. So you need to get ready looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you don’t, then you might end-up single. So take care with this issue, ok?
You are wonderful, friendly, artistic, happy person.. You are born to contribute lots to this world!!!
Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4 !!!

Number 8
You are a very strong personality, there’s no one out there will understand you. You are very good at pointing your finger at some thing and say “this is what”.
You are more likely to suffer from the early ages. I mean poverty. If your times are not good you might lose either of your parent and end up looking after your entire family. You often suffer all the way in life.
The problems will not allow you to study further, but you will learn the life in a very practical way. You are the one who will fight for justice and may die in the war too. You are normally very reserved with handful of friends and most of the time live life lonely and always prepared to help others.
Well. once you get married (which is often late) then your bad lucks will go away a bit and you! u become safe. You will face un-expected problems such as :
the error, government, poisonous animals, accidents.
You are some one with great discipline, persistence, courage, strength which will take you to success. You are a great part of a family team. You are a fighter!
Your Best match 1 ,4, 8. Good match 5 !!!

Number 9
Hey…you guys are the incompatibles people in the world. You are so strong, physically and mentally… You are often have big-aims. You will work hard and hard to get there. Normally you suffer in the early age from family problems and generally you will have fighting life.. But when you achieve what you have done, it’s always a big task you have done! You are so much respected in the community, you are a person who can make a challenge and successfully finish the matter off.
You are very naughty in your younger age, often beaten up by your parents and involve in fights and you seemed to have lots of injuries in your life time. But when u grow you become calm and macho type.
Love is not an easy matter for you. You are good in engineering or banking jobs coz people always trust you.
Your family life is very good, but will have worries over your children.
Your such qualities are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate.
You are born to achieve targets and serve every one all equally without any prejudice.
You are totally a role model to anybody in the world for a great inspiration.
Your Best match 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match 2

Ufranklin92:
Hausa and Yoruba's masturbating on top Biafra matter

Hausas and Yorubas still love you and want us to remain as single indivisible nation.

Although the warlord said he was "proud" to have led the first Biafra war which lasted for 3 years (1967 - 1970), he warned Igbos not to let it happen again, saying that they should have learnt from the first one.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqpT74woCZ8

nurez305:
Wetin you dey use all these plenty MTN number dey do, abi na you be the person wey they always send us message to subscribe for one yeye news

lol. your eyes sef. na fone e say make u check na numbers yr eyes dey

The All Progressives Congress on Saturday said the resort to ‘crude’ personal attacks by the spokesperson of the PDP, Olisa Metuh,‎ in his latest statement is a clear vindication of the party’s (APC’s) stand that the PDP should urgently rebrand or go into extinction.

In a statement issued in Lagos on Saturday by its National Publicity Secretary, Lai Mohammed, the party said with a “combustible and out-of-control spokesman like Metuh, there is no way the PDP will survive in opposition”

”Metuh has shown, time and again, that he lacks the temperament, presence of mind, sobriety, analytical mind, decency in the use of language and panache needed for anyone to be the face of any organisation, not to talk of a political party.

”It was the realization of this obvious fact that ‎made us to offer to provide the excitable Metuh a crash course on how to function as an opposition spokesman. Unfortunately, it is too late now as he seems to have become totally untrainable.

”Instead of reacting to our sincere advice to his party to urgently rebrand or go down, Metuh chose to unleash his vitriolic tongue on the APC spokesman, just as he has done to the judiciary and many agencies of government in recent times.

”In what is surely a looming tragedy for the PDP, a spokesman who helped write the party into opposition is now poised to further write it into extinction,” ‎it said.

The APC insisted that the PDP should stop wailing and insulting the judiciary over the electoral tragedy‎ which it brought upon itself by engaging in mindless rigging and violence in the last general elections.

”The doomed opposition should also immediately stop its failed strategy of trying to distract the Buhari Administration, which is busy cleaning up the mess left behind by the 16 years of locust of the sinking ‘PDP,” the party said.

source

http://www.ekekeee.com/you-are-writing-your-party-into-extinction-lai-mohammed-replies-olisa-metuh/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

All these small girls sef. who asked you? I'm sure your parents are on NL. impress them for all I care.

TonyeBarcanista:
Kaduna is blessed!!

I agree with you on this one. I pray you'll soon begin to feel the great change coming to Nigeria.

Slimfeez:
.... Pls what push CV is all about? can γφυ tell me in detail what its entails & the benefit, waiting to read from you soon. Thanks

Wolup bro! Lemme tell you som'n mehn. No vex bro. Still waiting for somtex to tell us.

Pinkieblue:


Nigeria now has a single treasury account



And this particular thread is still alive



Abdulleh pls do the needful


Change in d air ....

Pinkie pinkie. Two days. It have teyed o

Caucasian:
Where are the others now ?? Abdulleh uyo enigma etc

On annual job search recess

abbaapple:
From Prof. M. O Yusuf-Unilorin. Any brother with M.Sc Surveying and has interest in lecturing should contact Mrs Ayeni (Mufliah) on 08032016591. IT'S URGENT!
Pls send to other Muslims, u dnt knw whom might benefit from ur good actions. Thanks

Edit your 'needed' bro.

rennycurves:


I surprisingly got a call from Union bank yesterday tho.applied through push cv months back.sed i had bin shortlisted nd dey wld contact me about details for assessment shortly.

Congratulation in advance bro

Caucasian:

You this wayo boy ... what u sent me on that site is an empty account. Plzz upload wat u ought to. . quick quick

lol. please remind me of what I sent you

kamair237:
Fayose d talkative!!!!

fayose the pomo seller