₦airaland Forum

Pinkieblue:
When I have time

please create time for it. Dont back out now

Caucasian:
Hehehehe .. u wan show say you play sega that year ba ?? Oya small test for u...

" Forward forward down down C " is whose fighters fatality ?

A. Kung lao
B. Liu kang
C. Ermac
D. Reptile.

E. Sharu Khan

olasurdic:
Even if not oil and gas coys, at least a good manufacturing or engineering companies will b OK

Yeah. Any engineering firm that is bigger than where I presently work will be tempting

Pinkieblue:
4 star general ?

Yes dear. Finally with 65%. How far about yours?

Caucasian:
My newness on nairaland has nothing to do with your arrogance and exhibitions of uppity.
You should understand that PushCv and its employers are run by humans like us. Even if at all you run an obscure venture, You have no right to pass derisory comments on others. Learn to appreciate people's good will.

Honorable Patrick Obahiagbon of our time. Forward,back, back,Z. Finish him Kung Lao

mrtidier:
Through passes? Or one of them could just try a shot on target and score.

Lol. This is certainly french and I don't understand you a bit. Please translate it to yoruba

mrtidier:
Funny. Who is the CF? Uysolo? I think Pinkieblue should be the GK

Lol. Pinkieblue should be lost with those terms you used. I guess she's the CF. She's got caucasian and uyosolo trying to get her some nice through passes.

Messi, Suares and Neymarr Barcelona top goons
Caucasian, Uyusolo and Pinkieblue
Pushcv top goons

Caucasian:
At the sound of pushCV, what readily reverberates in the ears of stakeholders in the domestic Labour market is the emergence of a job consultancy magnate.

Alloyed with sincerity and joy-unspeakable, my profound gratitude to somto, the rare gem, and his hepta-cofounders for bringing the Elite Employee Quest to limelight. The platform was palpably an hitherto utopian child that is now worthy of commendation at birth. And from the eyes of a critical mind, the rationale behind this concept must have been preceeded by an unretiring collective brainstorming.

My objective juxtaposition hinges on the fact that the Quest is lucidly a watershed and paradigm shift in the structural history of recruitment agencies in Nigeria. And Most remarkably, How would you rate an idea that tends to reduce employment costs by 60% on the part of both the employer and the seeker? How do you feel about a recruitment system that affords you the opportunity to partake in a screening test and attend online interviews at the comfort zones of your homes with even a smartphone? And eventually, a job offer? Brilliant!!! This is a phenomenon that draws wonder to the heart of the grate.

Moreso, the minds behind this are undoubtedly in the globalization bandwagon. And by extension, the quest is a complex product of ICT-laden skills, century-pertinent ideas, brain power and the synergy of networking with relatively mega organizations.

Albeit there are some pockets of imperfections in the new system but undeniable is the overwhelming preponderances of its strengths over its minuscule flaws. The site grants you a test retake to improve your skills to passing aptitudes, It presents you with brain teasers to develop your lateral thinking, it offers you free online courses as an addendum to your qualifications and lots more. ...infact how do u define the values of human capital development?

Whether i get an offer by pushCV or not, I say Weldone somtochukwu.
Time and space would not permit me to continue in this eulogy and apology. But your good job is really more than a grateful heart can fathom. I am verily aware that airtel awarded you but your ultimate reward is from the realms of heaven for helping a section of humanity Push their CV and thereby, Pushing their career to the broader horizons. Thanks to your septu-team also.



My impressions and Regards,
The Elite Employee Psycho,
52-year-old Caucasian.
(C)All rights reserved (2038).

This guy wont kill me with laughter. Am beginning to like your personality. Nice write up. Have you forwarded it to them?

Caucasian:
Abdullai.. but I think say u be muslim ooo.. Them they shout hallelujah for ya mosque ?

Lol. Caucasian the erudite scholar

Its already page 36. I see some persons getting good jobs through pushcv before we hit page 40. Can somebody shout HALELUYAH!!!

Pinkieblue:
Yes yes we are all passing stage 4

Amen

babasewen:
Your online interview for SECURITY SUPERVISOR (SPY POLICE) on PushCV has been processed.

Status: Declined

Reason: You are over-qualified for this job.

There will definitely be more opportunities for you.


Cheers,

PushCV Recruitment Team.
www.pushcv.com

Omg! See babasewen see wahala o. The recruiters should let him be the judge nau. Which one is you are over qualified?

Pinkieblue:
That awkward moment when u want to quit but u realise that u are the first born in ur family

Lol. That awkward moment you want to quit and you remember davido and wizkid are young guys making money with their talents. If person no get talent, him supos get brain nau

Caucasian:
Lawwdddd !!!!!!! Where are u from? You and uyosolo. Hehehehe u can kill someone with laugh. .*still laffin*

Abuja but willing to relocate to France if the need arises

Pinkieblue:
I dunno oooooo,

same here 30%.... Another test next week....

Are u giving up ?

No. Can't chicken out like that. Will take the test tomorrow at work. If and only if caucasian will propose to you here, I would have trekked to Paris from here

uyosolo:
no mind dem,i jst dey watch dem...i wonda weda na here dem wan toast,propose nd marry...pls guys dis is pushcv nt pushmarriage

Gbam!! Psuchcv and not pushmarriage. Lol

Pinkieblue:
Abdulleh u are a monitoring spirit ba U just dey make person laugh......



What about ur stage 4

Lol. Not monitoring you. Its just that caucasian seem not to understand you. You know nau. Lol. Anyway, stage 4 has been a herculean task for me. 55% on two occasions. I am scheduled to have a retake today but I candidly wouldn't take it

Pinkieblue:
Ur picture..... That's a great mystery for me... I want to see what the greatest NL trouble maker looks like..... Maybe he got ur name when he sent u an email..... So u stay in lagos

Its ok. Caucasian, its high time you made the move. Pinkieblue is already falling. Btw, you guys shouldn't derail this thread.

mercythrone:
You can contact them through their Twitter acct. I have lodged complain about it too. I think all engineering elites should send a coordinated tweets at the same day, to let them know they are keeping guys on their toes.

Seconded

Pinkieblue:
I got a mail to retake my test, Morale just dey low for person, but I aint giving up..... Did u get urs ?

Yea I did. Will do that tomorrow

Okwula:
Continue derailing this thread guys... soon you'll be left alone to enjoy yourselves.

Calm down bro. At times you need to combine business with pleasure

uyosolo:
no mind d guy i dey watch am since,omo see scopes,na so dem dey start.nw he wan claim scofield,anoda toastin tactics.we r all hunters so let evry1 hunt wateva dey want

Lol. The next thing you'll see is "pinkyblue, I just sent you a PM. I want to ask you for the address of pushcv head office in Anambra. Include your address too if you don't mind".

Caucasian:
But jokes apart. You are very right. From my past observation, all the anambra girls (even pamela) I know are exceptionally sweet and lovely. Very affable and expressive. I met one(oyinye) in my residential area last week and we have started dating ... am just fasting and praying that she says yes on the next date when I ask. And if she no gree na you I go target ooo as alternative

Hahaha ... yeah dat was my first comment. I purposely look for wahala to get scapegoat as the thread was too dull. So I purposely heat the room and I was able to realize two dominant scapegoats that came out and was bitterly maltreated. Am sure u know them. But meanwhile, I go tell abacha wetin u talk say him no sabi English.. hehehe please, u beta beg me now oooo

Should you not know, this is Scofield re-birth.

Ok na. While am here hunting for job, Caucasian is busy hunting for babe. Issokay o. @pinkyblue, come to his rescue please

Pinkieblue:
Yes 5% I have 2 take another test next week

Was that a typo error? 5% ke? Anyway thank God we got more chances

Pinkieblue:
Did u retake the test ?

Not yet. I tried and it kept refreshing. You?

Emenahagos02:
A Legal Practitioner and observer during the 2015 elections, Ikechukwu Ikeji, says the just concluded election was one of the most rigged elections he had ever witnessed in Nigeria, despite being considered free and fair.



Speaking on a breakfast show, Sunrise Daily on Channels Television on Monday, Mr Ikeji accused INEC officials of being compromised, stressing further that the politicians themselves were out to rig and those who won simply outwitted those who lost.

“Just about every politicians I came across was in the game of rigging. Nothing can be farther from the truth than that these elections were fair and free.

“In fact I have to be honest, this is one of the most rigged elections I have witnessed. I was in the field and I can tell you that electoral offences were rampant,” Mr Ikeji said.

On card readers, the election observer expressed dissatisfaction. He said that the card readers did not work in many areas he went to.

He said that they (the electorate) had agreed not to use the card readers, revealing that he clearly saw people coming back to vote twice while some voted three times in both national and state elections.

He added also that some polling units were dominated by some political parties, as they were able to buy the minds of voters and the electoral officials.

Mr Ikeji also said that all materials for the election should have been present at the commencement of the voting, including the result sheets, which various political party agents should verify.

He also indicted some election observers saying many of them were compromised and carried out their duties with bias.

He reacted to the statement by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) that it had commenced the compilation of all electoral offences recorded in the 2015 general elections with a view to prosecuting those found wanting.

The legal practitioner said that it was a good statement by INEC that they would prosecute electoral offenders, but noted that the solution does not just lie in advocacy, pronouncement or trying to put technology in place to obviate the need for politicians to rig.

He advised that the attraction in elective and political public positions be reduced to discourage politicians wanting to get to position by all means.


http://www.channelstv.com/2015/05/04/2015-elections-one-of-the-most-rigged-in-nigeria-observer/

Cc:lalasticlala

Video of the rigging or I don't believe him

Pinkieblue:
Ahhhh yekpa
*runs 2 modify her comment* Thanks
If to say I use my language I for avoid this error

LOL. Funny

illiad:
Anyday wey you see your english teacher, stone am.

Lol. It have do you o. Don't insult my teacher's prowess

The two both of them

Thank you

enigmatique:
Pls pick yourself up bro and keep trying until you triumph over that test. Though I'm sure I've never spoken on this thread, I come here often, and you're one of the people who's always present, always giving updates, always answering people's questions, always helping out. So you just have to make it men. Get back to it and fight! Come on men!

Now, I also want to encourage us all who got 3 stars to keep trying till we succeed. IMO, if PushCV is not a scam, if they end up being an outfit that TRULY helps people get jobs by pre-screening them and then "pushing" their CV to employers- if that is true, then we, as the first set have an EASIER opportunity to win. Coz the subsequent sets will be WAY MORE competitive.

So get at 'em guys! Let's show them what we're made of!

Thank you bro. Really appreciate your kind words. It sure lifted my spirit. See you at the top