adeoti01:

As in...you still follow her come here... Oya where's causacian...

lol.

Pinkieblue:


OK...... I

OK...... I

OK......
My name is pinkieblue......
B. TECH Geography and remote sensing.....
M. TECH environmental management ( in view)
I am Female, in my late twenties......

*presses forward b* oba must hear this

uyosolo:
Caucasian and pinkieblue job description 1.derailing the thread 2.acting romeo nd juliet abi married again 3.eatin free suya frm abdulleh nd nt payin 4.givin ppl false hope(especially pinkieblue) 5.looking for my attention Caucasian and pinkieblue job description 1.derailing the thread 2.acting romeo nd juliet abi married again 3.eatin free suya frm abdulleh nd nt payin 4.givin ppl false hope(especially pinkieblue) 5.looking for my attention

Feel free to add urs....

uyosolo:
Caucasian and pinkieblue job description 1.derailing the thread 2.acting romeo nd juliet abi married again 3.eatin free suya frm abdulleh nd nt payin 4.givin ppl false hope(especially pinkieblue) 5.looking for my attention Caucasian and pinkieblue job description 1.derailing the thread 2.acting romeo nd juliet abi married again 3.eatin free suya frm abdulleh nd nt payin 4.givin ppl false hope(especially pinkieblue) 5.looking for my attention

Feel free to add urs....

lol. Abdulleeh the suya seller.

Pinkieblue:



So u make use of Opera mini

My reward pinkie or else...... .

Pinkieblue:


There is a reward if u can answer this......

seriously pinkie? tell me 1st.

See the man's dark and ugly face

Pinkieblue:


Lol.......
U better start the needful

you and Caucasian ehm. issokay o

fizzy94:

Haha ask the Indian government how it went for them when they tried it. You can't ban porn sites o

bros how did it go for the Indians? sharu khan still dey act films nau

MzzTega:
Can't porn be banned in Nigeria?

my sister I tire o. ban the stupid thing and let the world do her worst

enigmatique:

Nah, not that we, or at least I, have heard of.You can read this thread from like page 50 for more info.

But you may also ask Abdulleeh , mrtidier and uyosolo though. They are so out of touch these days.Maybe it's because PushCV got them a new job in an oil company and they've presently gone offshore to an oil rig.

lol. pushcv didn't push a thing. am still here managing my small job pending when somto and pushcv will grow enough strength to push our 'Almighty CVs'

Caucasian:
hehehe .. so u black tru tru.. my instincts never failed me..oya now. Time to unmask yaself .. if we meet for bb or watsapp, we go chat abadone this thread and I no want dat. So fbk will be fair. I will gmail u my id forthwith

But shame go catch uyosolo oooo ..wen u confirm say I am precisely 170cm tall

Lol. Just mailed u back

Caucasian:

Lol Don mind him.. he is only "jealousying" your extremely dark morlla complexion..

So na you dey suggest to close diz thread ko ??
Lalasticala rebuke u ooooo

Extremely dark molla complexion got me laughing real hard. I guess u saw me in your dreams. Soon we'll have to remove or unmask this facelessness of nl. I truly hope ur not as short as uyosolo has postulated

Pushcv. How market nau? Still no show ne?

Caucasian:

Hahaha . I put rice for fire. On my way to go wash the rice I say make I read ur comment and after reading your comment I take laugh enter kitchen ... I swear u no be human being ...go do stand up comedy. Plz leave the Marines

Very obvious uyosolo is extremely funny. So Abdulleeh now looks like a suya seller. Lol

Pinkieblue:



Lol.....


So that's the reason for the '' off bush ''

Is that how short Caucasian really is? Pinkie uyosolo is a tall guy. Please consider him

uyosolo:

Lol...i went to my village,to scatter d love btw,caucusian and pinkieblue,cos i dnt wnt dem to born short ppl

uyosolo:
They say a patient dog eats d fatest bone....be patient guys,hold on,pushcv hs somtin gud 4us...Jst relax,by d time my grand daughta borns pushcv wud hv given som1 a job
By d way,i saw wan man wearin corporate suit nd sellin suya,i wantd to shout Abdulleh.

Crazy dude. Where u enter go hide?

Pinkieblue:



Thanks.....

A Lil bit of fun is what we all need to overcome heartbreaks while job hunting...... Cos some job hunting beginners must have suffered a little heartbreak from this quest........


Abdulleh....... What next for this thread

Lol. *If you ask me na who I go ask* in omawumi's voice. Maybe a close to the thread. Sad though cos i ve met great guys like you here

PushCV:
Dear all,

We have taken time to go through the entire thread and we appreciate the feedback. Our attention has also been drawn to the two Open Letters to us. At PushCV, we believe that companies that listen to their customers and not the competition are better off in the long run, so trust us when we say we have heard you.

We have addressed most of the concerns raised in the thread here > http:///24997e09

You will also be witnessing our roll out of interesting features while increasing the reach of our SmartRecruit platform for employers in the coming days and weeks.

Thanks.

P.S: On a lighter note: we are extending an invitation to any 5 contributors to these thread - we will be happy to have you at our next TGIF session, where you can meet some of the renowned tech investors backing PushCV and you can see us work and play..

Kindly send an email with your name and Nairaland details to contact@pushcv.com

PushCV thread > http:///24997e09

Link is not active @pushcv

Pinkieblue:



So u don't have his number and u are always mentioning his name......

Lol. I don't. Pls give me

Pinkieblue:


Hahaha..... Abeg no make me laugh

Please do. Call ur Caucasian to come and defend us

Jagabanthelion:
I've gone through most comments here and am not too impressed. For a start,am a 4 star Elite too but I have a few question for the SCAM ALARMISTS on every thread.
1. Did Pushcv force u to apply or entice u with monetary gains if u apply?
2. Didn't u read the terms and conditions or are u not conversant with the principle of 'offer' and 'acceptance' ?
3. Has pushcv breached any of their terms stated? Really? Did they promise u jobs outrightly or they promised to put the successful finalists out there for the best companies to see them and take decisions?
4. If they promised jobs at the point of application,did u apply with a CV for them to know the exact industry,company,specifications and qualifications to place you? For me,I only remember applying wit my name and email address. My CV was only requested as I made progress. Point is,not everyone who applied got to submit their CVs. Pushcv asked for your IQ,not your CV.
5. If they didn't promise jobs outrightly,and they have recommended u to companies. Is it also their duty to force companies to recruit through Pushcv rather than through their age long normal recruitment process? Even if a coy chooses to use consultants for recruitment,they would rather use dragnet or workforce. Pushcv is still new n needs time to make a name for themselves so as to win companies' trust and confidence.
6. For the CV rewrite payment part,was it optional or compulsory? For the records,I didn't pay a dime and yet,I scaled through all stages. Jobberman has been sending me dis "incredible" offer to rewrite my CV with them for N8000. Pushcv only GAVE AN OPTION to those who wish to, for just N1000 and someone is screaming SCAM! Anoda even estimated that pushcv made like N1.5m from the CV rewrite and so its a scam. And am like,do u know how much was used to set-up that pushcv online portal?Including the CV experts that went through thousands of CVs? Including the tests and emails they organised in abt 4 stages for over 4000 applicants?Their servers that need to refresh pages and questions for thousands of candidates? Do u go through all that just to scam people of a measly N1.5m?An amount I even doubt they got up to.
7. In conclusion,I believe pushcv is only trying to create a pool in "Interview ready" candidates for companies as a way of rivaling dragnet and co. who still need to advertise,wait for application deadlines to expire, conduct tests and CBTs for millions of applicants in different parts of the country before they get to interview stage. Some companies need competent candidates as quick as possible for straight interviews and pushcv has seen an opportunity in that gap. Let's try not to rubbish great entrepreneural ideas by screaming scam on whatever we don't fathom or whenever a process has not favoured us in time. Peace. No insults intended but bashing is allowed.

Lol. Expect your bashing soon

Pinkieblue:



Hahahahaha haha........

Jokes apart......

2 billion likes for enigmatique anytime........ Anyday


The lagoon is ever accommodating for Caucasian.....

Lol. U guys should make it happen asap. Another nairalander weds a nairalander. Am sure gonna attend even if its in jupiter

Pinkieblue:


A million likes for enigmatique

Lols. Are u sure u r being just? U know Caucasian is involved. Prolly a tactic to deceive us that nothing really exist between u and him. Lol

Caucasian:

Haha ha ha ha ha ha ... Na u find my trouble. Shebi we all dun choose enigmatic own before but u say u wan hia frm psycho now I dun cause more chaos ...

;DD
Have mercy on pushcv biko. Crazy dude. Ever jovial. Nice knowing

enigmatique:
So guys, au we go do am? Wch letter shld we use and wen shld we post it? Mk we no waste time ooo now that davide470 is here.

Cc Abdulleeh, Caucasian, Pinkieblue, Neroki, oluwanoni, tgmservice, uyosolo, mrtidier.

I prefer your letter because it is devoid of so many vocabularies. If you are for enigmatique hit the like button. It for Caucasian hit share

Nice observation from david470.
Thank you for indicating your desire to take whatever our resolutiona to fp.
Am gonna bring back enigmatique's write for comparison.

AN OPEN LETTER TO PUSH CV
At an earlier point in this year, I came across a certain piece of news that really caught my attention and got me excited. There was a company that was advertising itself as the panacea to the joblessness of Nigeria’s tumult of unemployed and under-employed graduates. Its ultimate selling point was that it will act as the ultimate go-between between the job searcher and the firms that require his/her service. It promised to accept the applications of thousands of job seekers, screen out the ones with the highest level of intelligence, skill and employability, and forward the names of these “elite” ones to the employers waiting to have them. And that company did mention the names of high and big companies like Airtel, Union Bank, Guaranty Trust Bank and more. So, it would act like the sharp lens that identifies the few gems in a bucket of stones which the crème de la crème of society, the rich and great, were waiting to buy- well, so to say.
That company happens to be you, Push CV.
Ab initio, I was sceptical- very sceptical. That was not the first (or last) time that job seekers would be conned. At best, they freely give away their contact details and at worst, they drop their money into a black hole. But I eventually bought into the idea because, hey, it made a whole lot of logical sense and, above all, IT WAS ALL FREE. So, I registered and began the toil. Took tests. Waited with bated breath for the results. Uploaded documents. Progressed from stage to stage, congratulating myself that I was getting nearer to being “pushed” into interviews for succulent jobs. Oh, the thought of it was tingling. So, you can imagine my ecstasy when I finally passed the last test. Man, was I happy! I even cavorted into our thread (i.e thread of Push CV applicants) here on Nairaland and screamed about it, asking my fellow applicants to join me in my victory song! I had finally made it, had finally become an Elite employee, a “four-star general”--
That was over a month and a half ago.
Now Push CV, all we, “elites”, see are supposed job openings, but no calls to job interviews. Let’s even say that one or two of us are merely very unlucky. But how can you explain the fact that none of us- that’s right, NOBODY- has gotten a job via Push CV’s “pushes”? No one! But this is not what you enticed us with. You showed us logos of Union Bank and GTB and said those were our waiting employers. I mean, you even said you were in partnership with Airtel! But now where are the jobs these people have to offer us? Or have these companies collapsed and ceased to exist? Of course not! So, what is the problem?
No, I sense a scam. I sense that we, all Push CV applicants, have been taken for yet another ride. True, MOST of us didn’t pay any money, but we parted with our valuable contact details. And you’ve already started putting them to good use: you’re always sending us one e-mail or the other, trying to get us reading your “Push Feed” or, worse, trying to get us to take courses that, though presently cost us nothing but our time, might someday cost us money. No one can ever tell what other schemes you guys are up to.
So, this is my conclusion: PUSH CV IS A SCAM. Until we “Elite Employees” start getting called for jobs and start getting those jobs- until we have that proof of your authenticity, you remain a fake. And SINCERELY, I don’t want you to be fake because if you are for real, your work will go a long way in engaging many capable but unoccupied Nigerians. But you better not remain a fake- at least not for long. If you do, our next step will be to demand that you delete our contact info from your databases and leave us be, while you go on deceiving the vulnerable. Thank you.

Caucasian:
Letter of Disappointment to PushCV.


Dear Founder & Co founders.

In view of the fact that rumors about the cynicism of your recently concluded Batch-A Elite programme has been looming for several months now, We, the disgruntled Four-Star Elite had to pen down our dissatisfaction and lost of confidence in the aforesaid platform.

The singular reason for this documentation is not to collectively express grievances arising from any state of joblessness, but that we confidently want, and dare to glue to your consciousness our deep displeasure and unforgettable regrets to have been too credulous to believe the whole repertoire that make up the Employee Quest Programme.

And in this Red letter, I guarantee you of concision and zero equivocations as I will be flashing rays of logical light to reveal the secrecy and inhabitations of deceit entwined in your idea.

According to its Objective, Elite Quest via PushCV is aimed at shortlisting the 1% top best candidates for readily recruiters who will then finally conduct an interview and absorb their chosen Elite. Well, good innovation in theory and cosmetic speciousness but sadly enough no participants have been identified to be gainfully employed this far. And this is chiefly why the process is currently suffering colossal public tirades on the pages of social networks.

As an unbias mind, I am not uncourages to stand my ground that PushCV is not a monetary Scammer but a scam on the intelligence of the whole participants because pushcv elite quest is actually a CV re-write request (in disguise).
Let me prove it with the below premises.

Fact 1: Candidates were encouraged to invite many friends/people as possible and there shall be prize(100,000 Naira) for the highest inviter.

Fact 2: Candidates were told at stage2 to optionally pay 1000 Naria for a professionally Re-written CV which will of course most likely give you an edge over those who didn't.

Based on the above irrefutable facts, my hypothetical deductions are that: (a)The more candidates they have in the quest, the higher the chances for CV-rewrite request.
(b) Roughly 5000 or even more candidates participated and at least about 1500 of them paid 1000naira for CV-rewrite. Multiply 1500 x 1000 = 1.5 million.

Sequel to the above, it can be said that PushCV made millions of revenue with the platform but the money paid for the rewrite is fair and not unworthy of the quality service. I plan to also subscribe for a rewrite too and there is no problem with that but the misleading objective of linking qualified elites with readily recruiters is now pellucidly a big lie.

Conclusively, I submit that I still stand corrected if and only if you could sincerely present a soul who made it all through your platform to share his or her testimony of employment. But however, I still see beneath the veil.The ruse demonstrated by the organizers of the quest has given the word 'Scam' a whole new meaning or dimension as its grotesqueries have become more real to all participants. But don't be too slow to remember that " he who does the devil's bidding by deceiving others also has his own self deceived by the same devil ".


Yours Unfaithfully,
The disillusioned 4-Star Elites.
Signed.

Wao! I swear Naija has got talents. Good job Caucasian. Mad writing skills.

davide470:
So I was mentioned?..

Welcome mod davido. We on this thread need you to help take a letter about pushcv to FP.

enigmatique:

That's great news! Come on, let's see that letter my brother!


But I do agree that Abdulleeh dey fall our hands as eem neva write anything.

Founder of thread indeed. With the content of enigmatique's letter, my little writing skills vanished into oblivion. The thought of Caucasian's is sending electric waves to my spine. Uyosolo, mrtidier self dey there o. Guys I'll pass on that. Your proposals even without seeing them are worth it.

enigmatique:
Abdulleeh, tgmservice, Neroski, Pinkieblue, mrtidier, Caucasian, uyosolo, faih2ogesco and oluwanoni, since you guys have said my letter spoke your mind, when and how do we post it?

Ur letter did speak our minds. I don't know why the mods here ain't saying a word. I propose Saturday but through what avenue do we do that?

enigmatique:
BTW, who is(are) the mod(s)of this section of Nairaland?? Biko gv me dia names peeps, or mk dem kukuma show abeg.

David470 and uboma

Caucasian:

Hahahahaha ... guy the truth be say u dun use grammar finish somto... he just mail me now and tell me say after reading your compendium him come confuse. Say he cum be like say him no go school at all ...hahaha I really pity for am

Caucasian please write something even if its senseless. Your senseless article will certainly be the most sensible one I have written.