Caucasian:

We will not take it. Thats a big lie. No engrossed activity will stop you from using ur phone for just a minute. You want to create artificial scarcity of comedy so oooo...

Lol. Always funny. Am online now cos am in town atm. Soon I'll be back in the bush doing what brings money to the bank. Tell me, what's the latest with pinkie? Has she accepted to be your lady? In the absence of job love can fill some voids

mrtidier:
Hold up! Abdulleh, Caucasian,Uysolo, bluepink, Enigmatique, and the rest of the guys making the thread happen, where did y'all go? This thread ain't permitted to die. Is it the fuel or power scarcity? Y'all come on! I miss y'all!

Bro, I miss being online too. Am engrossed in some serious activities here. I'll be inadvertently absent for awhile. Sup to pinkieblue,caucasian,uyosolo,adenirandorothy, mrtidier and everyone

Soon well get please, caucasian. We love you

Pinkieblue:

Yes caucasian that ur well designed speech that leaves me speechless

You and caucasian sha.

nellyquash:


YOU ARE JUST A BIG FOOL, NO TWO WAYS ABOUT THAT. MIND YOU, TELL THAT (I only deep my fingers inside to ascertain the depth in centimeters. I never stimulated the edges. So please reduce the excitement. ) TO YOUR SISTERS.

Calm down sister. I beg of you to stop all this and bury the hatchet. You guys don't even know each other. @caucasian please stop the insults particularly at nellyquash. I trust you to come up with some beautiful lines and phrases to win back her respect and affection

enigmatique:
@ Abdulleeh and others here:
Rejoice with me coz, yesterday, I finally became a 4-star general! Yipee! At last! Now, let the jobs start rolling in!

Hurray!!! My friend is now a 4 star general. *Oba must hear this*

mrtidier:


Hahaha. I read that book too. In Nigeria, Education and good grades are not feasible enough to get you a good life. I have seen an MSc holder braving the cold as a motorcyclist (okada). Of course, there are jobs, but most graduates are non-employable, being knowledgeable only on what they were taught in Higher Institutions. Employees on the other hand either set unrealistically high standards with low pay, don't know a dime of what they really want or more commonly, are swimming in the Niger and Benue of favoritism and Nepotism.

You seem to understand the realm at which am coming. Imagine that PR asking an applicant if he/she can general 10 million naira. Will you seek for any job if you can generate 10 million naira?

I remember reading Roberts Kiyosaki's "Rich Dad, Poor Dad" where he presented the typical American society in the 1950s. Go to school, get good grades, get a good job, get a good life. He pointed out that the educational system did not teach them how to make money. As a result most Americans led a "rat race" kind of life.

Coming back to nigeria
In 2015, we still hear Go to school, get good grades, get good jobs and get a good life. I went to school, got good grades, but no good jobs yet.. Where are the oyel and gash jobs for lord's sake? Am tired mehn!!

Pinkieblue:



Good morning elites !!!! Abeg no be the whole Nigerians dey find work

OK your highness. Pushcv 1st lady

Good morning Nigeria

Caucasian:

Don't mind him. He wants to suscept my name to public vilifications.

Come bros! Your english don dey too much o. Kilode nau? Pinkie sha don gree u. Wetin nau!

femaks:
Hahahahahahaha....I also have 3 valid certs already, but the truth is dat u don't have to see it to believe...don't act like d biblical Thomas, my guy!

Issokay nau. You've been quiet here

Caucasian:
Huummm... gkhuum gkhuumm gkhuumm !!!! *clears his throat*

Lol. You need coflin

Caucasian:
I have completed three courses with certificates intact

Scholar! Evidence of your certificates or I don't believe it.

Neroski:


go to view all course,click the course you want then you will see "start course" button.once you click,you have commenced lecture.i am a lady!

Thanks my lady. Appreciate.

mrtidier:
Some Human resource peeps are really funny. I was called up for an interview today and i rushed there, at the thought of its better prospects than my present job. After breezing through my CV, nodding and muttering "impressive", she looked up at me. "You are very qualified.....". I was licking my lips already. "You passed out of service last year ryt?", she continued. "Do you have 5years+ experience working with...?". I laughed.
5years+ experience indeed.

You're making lol tonight. Job seekers dey suffer. 5 years na kilishi ni?

Adenirandorothy:
I am tempted to unfollow this thread,it has been derailed. If you want to gist with yourselves, why not form a Whatsapp group,add yourselves on bbm. You are not the only ones following this thread,please quit this unnecessary distractions,its not fair. Please let some decorum return to this thread.Thanks...

We are sorry Dorothy. We will make make amends. Just that pushcv is making the thread boring. You could make ur contributions to ensure the thread is kept alive.

Neroski:

yes i have.i have done two courses so far and excelled.very educative and brain tasking.all you need to do is just click on the list of courses you want and start.note that it has time durations too.at the end of the online lecture,you are tested!

Thanks bro just that I didn't see any place saying "take this course".

Hi guys,
Has anyone taken any course from pushcv? If yes how did you go about it?

Caucasian:

Hehehehehe .. runs wey u dun spoil even before the sound of the whistle. . Na abdulleeh be yur mentol I know but. I go tell pinkie wetin u talk abt her for watsapp
Oya beg me....

That thing wey una no wan make papa hear.......

uyosolo:

ask google or ask caucasian,he wud be willingly nd ably readily to come ova nd help u...jst a suggestion tho

Lord have mercy! Willingly and ably readily constructed inglis

uyosolo:

pls let stop spoilin deir runs...u can imagine if caucasian had a gun,wat he wud do to us

Lol. Funny dude. Ok, I back out

Caucasian:

Most funny Muslim boil... oya teach me how to send pm and then watsapp me immediately

. In the absence of great job offers from pushcv, a thread like this is still functional. I love the fact that we've got some funny, real and down to earth persons here. Kudos to you all.

Pinkieblue:


U are a psycho na . How do u expect me to trust you ?

U might be up to something mischievous.... Na u blow the breeze wey make fowl nyash open na , shebi u said I should look up ? Abdulleh and uyosolo looked up too na,

.Let see how it all ends

uyosolo:

hmmm...i jst wonda wat dey r sendin secretly

Bro just free them. Caucasian be feeling like one liver less dude. Am sure he's seen the writings on the wall. He's just forming OC Ikeji

uyosolo:

hmmm...i jst wonda wat dey r sendin secretly

Bro just free them. Caucasian be feeling like one liver less dude. Am sure he's seen the writings on the wall. He's just forming UC Ikeji

Pinkieblue:


I am under aged. Please don't spoil Me

Lol. I trust Caucasian to have made the move. If he hasn't then I must confess he thinks your green light is a rainbow color. @caucasian pls pm me to tell u whatsup

Pinkieblue:



And when did I request 4 dat ?


Abi u sent ur message 2 the wrong person

You guys will soon confess what you're up to. PC between PC if you know what I mean

Henrodah:
Na wa oh! From job seeking thread to game freaks thread! Well me na NooB Saibot and Kabal be my men then sha....MK changed gaming, I was never a fan of street fighter.... Ken go just dey shout 'sure u ken'. Lool

Please do not derail the thread bikonu. Chai! I loved Noob. Oshio's reincarnate. Lol

Caucasian:
Lol I just downloaded full dinner file..
Beans and corn

What's the size of your soak-away?

Caucasian:
You doesn't well ..lol

In Chief Zebrudaya's voice.... "What I does you nau?"

Oshio baba loves the lady's body
The lady loves Oshio's money
This is what we call mutualism in biology