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Why do I feel so lonely here

Paretomaster:
Some ppl are daft sha, a guy came to the centre with brown 3quarter, another one came with mufti, he didn't wear anything white at all,

another guy had a combination of diff names on his primary skool cert, and another set of names on his OND cert, so they have to register him under the Primary skool cadre.

The last clown was scheduled to b interviewed on d 5th, but he showed up on d 7th, instead of him to jejely join d queue, he just head straight into d Hall, before he was chased back.

On d queue, on of the officer was telling me that am good for to be an OCB, (watever dat means ) he said becos I got in me.

When I also went in for physical inspection, d man was like, u look well fed, wat did u do, I told him I use to do a job dat make me built physically, so he was like y did I stop d work, I said I want to serve my father land, he was like, u can serve ur father land in any capacity, welders, traders, etc are all serving.

He asked my qualification, I told him, and also chip in dat am running my masters.

Finally he said since I have not finish my masters, wat if I was given appointment? I said it won't disturb it, cos am running an online masters degree, so he said its ok, “ we may send u to Lagos“

What can u make of dis ma ppl?

You are good to go
Officer Pareto, shun sir!

Tolexander:
think you are still in Ife.

i for tell you to start the Journey, swimming from Esinmirin or Opa to loink up with Osun River. But na inside lagoon be that.

Bro, try to link up with R. niger through one of its tributaries there. Safe Journey!

Hahaha, badt guy. But what about surmounting the challenges of getting my phone charged and warm reception at different stops?

Wouldn't mind swimming to abuja too. How do I ply my route from ibadan? Anyone cares to join?

MarvellousGod:
@adeaks, ^^^, so spot on esp 1 & 2....

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Sorry sis, hope you ve got something better now? But then i like your courage, not everyone can do what you did... it's well......




Unemployment is a biatch shaaa, naija own is the 'biatchest'...

Some people visit many job sites daily, tender multiple applications, yet no invite...

There's light at the end of the tunnel..

Even PHCN don't mind taking the light. Naija worry me o.

Emmysteve:
The question on every body lips is which criteria are they going to implore in the selection. From all the comments so far, some people were asked so many questions while others where not even asked anything. In Kogi, they were asking us "primary school questions" eg what is your name, what is ur local government, are you computer literate? Etc. This are the questions that anybody can answer. I was even confused the person doing the Grading. The officer was not even concentrating, hmm.. I hand everything over to God almighty because he is the only one that av the final say. No matter what they do, i strongly believe i will be among the chosen once


In another development, my sister that did hers in Kaduna just told me that their controler asked her to do another primary school cert because of the alteration on the result. That she would be called in Abuja and they might not accept the cert.
I am reasoning that there may be another stage in Abuja before the final selection. Going by the happening at the states verification. Are you guys feeling me,,?

Yes, I think so. On of my interviewers asked me to list 6 functions of an immigration officer, I managed to say 4. Then she remarked that I know the rest because I might be asked again in later stages.

abimbawealth:
All na #Godwin, had mine today in Ibadan...it was a friendly environment. @Mcshegs and @abdulslutsky...howdy?

it was okay ma'am. Pretty fast and orderly.

Tolexander:
we did call it silati

Abi now, tolex the xander

I only went to jele osinmi with that

Yes, late abacha doesn't look tall when he joined the military. So let him try his luck

Necessary, before his last port of call- otuoke

Who is for oshogbo here?

TheRealAdonye:
Anyone here watching Floyd vs Manny?

No, I'm not.

Miracle Awaits You (MAY) this month. Happy may day

Deeman87:
Usin gmail, yet to get email

okay, bro

abimbawealth:
You this guy...hmmmm

Madam, how far..we go relate for whatsapp na

I was shortlisted but no mail yet. Is there any gmail user having the same challenge here?

Adet5:
Pls what about the required CGPA for msc Business Administration?

2.2

Menh! See clash of the PwCians

Masonkz Vs saibuhari
ControlX vs ednut1
Afommy vs Goodkidd
Afommy vs badguy001

Loving this arguments and counter-argument. This is real smackdown

*blows whistle for the third round*

Adenirandorothy:
What level did you write?

08

mcshegs:
Baba na nxt week tuesday o

All the best bro, we go relate for that end na

Hello everyone. Hope you are all fine
*Just passing by *winks*

Lero15:
Yipee!!! Cutetonye009 and I now work in same building

I hope he didn't "buildingcrash"

Adenirandorothy:
North East

I bin think say na south west
I for choose south west e remain small

mcshegs:
What do u expect of someone that has made it to the Final Stage of Almighty PwC's Graduate Recruitment !!
Wen is ur interview bro ??

Lol, bro na next month. Yours?

Hmmm
Noted.

Chai!
The verbal was the most challenging part for me, like in other tests, SHL, GMAT...imagine asking me in which geographical region is bauchi (Smh). I hope for the best

Holupumpeen:
pls what about Msc biz admin?

I have absolutely no idea. But like a friend commented here, if you score 18, you'll be considered for admission.

vivian001:
Congrats, am still stuck at faculty approval.

thanks, it will be fine. You'll get yours soon. We could relate on bbm, you know

vivian001:
Please, has anyone in MBA regular been given admission letter??

Yes, I got my admission letter on the 13th of April

Hello my people. Hope you are all good?
How do I get to this place from ikeja?

Stanbic IBTC Bank | International
Processing Centre|1-4 Industrial Avenue | Opposite
Basketball Court | Ilupeju | Lagos.

Thanks lisa9400 and ENGRPERFECT. I just got scheduled for 19th of may. Let's go "bomb" the place.