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ASHAWO!!!
Talk wetin you dey think for mind!

Skillero, you don kolo finish
Na you be Ashawo with that kine picture.

Oh i have another one: Ms Darkskin and Mr Cork, lol
She is gonna kill me when she sees this lol


Mrs Chima and D-sense: 1 vote
Pweety and Mr Cork: 1 vote
Firearm and Tjiski: 1 vote
Inked Nerd and Skillero 1 vote

Thanks Omolola,

So we have

Mrs Chima and D-sense: 1 vote
Pweety and Mr Cork: 1 vote
Firearm and Tjiski: 1 vote

Who else Nlanders? send in your nominations.

Ahh my dear, abeg i no fit.

Y'all know i had to start another Valentine thread this year.

Well since being on NL, I am sure each of us have noticed some people with a lot of repressed sexual attraction to each other. Some come out and profess their love and some others tease back and forth and a few others resort to outright insult to cover up their feelings for their target.

So as Valentines day is creeping closer, I am asking you to nominate those guys and girls that you think will make the perfect valentine couple and tell us why you are nominating them. If you like who you have been nominated with, go ahead and dedicate a love poem, or a romantic song to that person and if you don't like the person you have been nominated with, ask another guy or girl to be your valentine.

The NLanders with the most nomination get to be featured on the main page of Nairaland as the Valentine Couple of the Year (***in my dreams***)

My first nomination is between

Mrs Chima and D-sense: This two tear at each other like tigers, but underneath it all, I know they are burning up for each other.
Pweety and Mr Cork: Hmm another perfect valentine couple. Plenty repressed sexual attraction covered up by insults.

Ok NLanders, you have the floor. Let the nominations Begin.

uum Helll to the No

@nene: I totally agree with you. There are quite a few cultural differences between the tribes in Nigeria. I would not know how to relate to a Ibo mother in-law or a Hausa mother-in-law, or even their family members. My mom is Trinidadian and she had a tough time assimilating into the Yoruba culture. She is much stronger than I am though, and I can't see myself marrying any other tribe except Yoruba, plus i just love Yoruba men . The other exception would be Trinidadian men, love them too.

Uuum Skillero, your picture is scary. Should that even be allowed on NL?? Hmm

Chic2pimp: no find my trouble this morning ooh. There are plenty fine Yoruba men, just none to talk about on NL.

^^^^ummm lame and twisted

Ileke idi, where have you been looking ooh. There are some foooinne looking naija men, we even have our share here on nairaland.
Bigrod comes to mind-I think he is ibo,
Stephenp: God sure took his time creating him-I think he is of Ibo descent.
Jacquan: some of us were drooling over him a while back, chei the bobo fine too.He is also Ibo

Okay something is really wrong here, since i can't mention one fine looking Yoruba man. I know offline, just none to talk about on NL.

^^^D-sense, stop hating

@Mr Cork, Shatttap dia, woworish ogufe.

Thanks Dee, your link made me hungry for food though. I want to see some naked men, dude valentine's day is around the corner.

Mrs chima, Please do the honors and stick your foot up his arse. Don't do it for too long though, cos I am sure he would start to love it.

lol wow, you and Mrs Chima are sooo funny, Do i detect an attraction between you two??

Wat, chippendales goin up in here and i was not invited.

Well i am inviting myself, I want to see what these NLander males are working with

I am equal opportunity when it comes to dating, as for marriage Yoruba men please stand up. I love the yoruba language, the culture, family values, the food, everything. I love being a yoruba girl and I will only marry a Yoruba man.

Abekeade08.  madam.  just becoz u look like man dont mean u shuld be rudes,   cheers

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@Mr Cork

Why should i take a he-goat who cant even spell "rude" seriously. SMDH

You need some original insults, Mrs chima looks like a man, I look like a man (even though my face is blurred out )everygirl on NL looks like a man. You probably stick to your unoriginal line of insult because you umm look like a woman, with dangly man-bosoms and big droopy cellulite filled yansh??

BKBABY is chasing me and every other girl on NL.

Some people just put out all their lives on NL.

Imagine the question this bobo dey ask sef, SMDH

Mr Corky is still acting the fool i see.

Idowuogbo: abeg finish am.

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When I married my husband, he was a virgin. After marriage he has been having problems with making an erection into me. We have tried a lot of medical  solutions but none has worked. This is our 1st year of marriage now and we have not had real sex. People are already asking me when I plan to get pregnant. I can't even tell them how much i am suffering as a woman. I need suggestions on what to do becos i am suffering in silence

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Note to self:never marry a virgin.

OP.
Naija babes got the dirtiest and roughest punny ever . . . . . .Plus the ones in abroad

And who told you i'm from Nigeria ?. . .

Your above highlighted quote, tells me that, not only are you nigerian, you are a nigerian living in Nigeria, and to make matters worse, you just insulted all nigerian women inclusive of the women in your family. I suggest you go apologize to your mother ASAP.

take dat bck cus i dont tink u righted at al ,if u aint gona take it bck since u b 9ja specimen den u must have an everlasting B O cus u no wat gave birth to u na , hediiot tseeeew

@idowgbu, Thanks dearie, I especially enjoyed how you gave him a roundhouse kick with your words lol.

@D-sense: when you make a broad statement like that, please remember that the females in your own family are also Nigerian ooh.

I don't know about them running back home to Nigeria.  But I can say for certain there ARE A lot of white women who are married to Nigerian men keeping tabs on them.  These men already have their green card and still with these white women.  So I don't know about the running back part.

Mrs chima, I don't mean running back to Nigeria to look for a wife, i meant Nigerian men looking for nigerian women in the diaspora for marriageable counterparts when their first marriges to foreign women fail. I have been in the U.S for 12 years and i only know of one naija man happily maried to a white woman. Maybe i don't get around much in the Nigerian community in NYC, but I have heard too many stories of marriges breaking up between Nigerian men and foreign women.

My own mother is foreign and she tells me that marrying a Nigerian man and moving to Nigeria was one of the hardest things she has ever done. If i was not Nigerian myself, I would never marry a Nigerian man. Don't get me wrong ooh, I love my Nigerian men, but chei if i didnt know the culture, i go run comot ooh.

@Kenny G, thanks for being real jare.

Afam,

So who won? I am feeling very outnumbered in this sea of men ***runs out of thread***

Yeah Right

@chic2pimp, you know i am correct. Naija men may marry girls from other countries, but soner or later, they come running back. Yall know other women can never understand or treat you like a naija woman would.