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Mods why will u move the thread nao? This thread is about bk appreciating platinums goodies, not about dating and meeting up, na wah for una ooh

@ tru mantra: thank you jare betta person, na true man you be. Glad that u can appreciate the beautiful mole on my friends juggernuts unlike some people.

Chei my own don finish see na2day and bk, all in one stroke I don lose 2 of my boyos, one dey chase chinadoll and the other one dey chase plat. No problem sha, I will find another nl bf in 5 mins.

@Nl boys, I am taking bf applications, no cheats pls. I am a jealous woman

Plat see bk tryna rationalize this situation ehn. Imagine u seeing us at the Naija reunion together, u go get neck ache that day, cos u won't even know where to look.  
how abt I get wit one of ur friends and keep it in the fam ehn, no need sha, cos na2day wld Neva say he loves me but he appreciates my friends breastices.

@blackman, at you age, you are calling a beautiful mole a pimple? Na wah for ignorance ooh.

Bk everytime I start thinking of taking your advances seriously, u start running around on me and to make matters worse,  One of my good friends too . And na2day warned me about u ehn, I think I'll stick to him even if he is almost as bad as you .
I don't blame you though, plat is quite the hottie.

Plat: keep buying those dresses honey, so we can paint the town red during Naija reunion  

Bk , I see u are out and abt looking for trouble. Ayetty na fine babe ooh. Anyway I am off to bed

Whiteturd,

You are the one who knows ur bf and his temper, when he is a happy mood, just tell him there is something u want to discuss with him. Then you go ahead and spill the beans, I am sure ur bf will appreciate your forthright attitude.

My sister, how body na? Anyway I did promise to create the thread, but I am glad u beat me to it as I am sure you can manage the thread better than I can. So who else dey show up for his Naija reunion ooh?

@luiz, lol that was my shape in my other life.
@raswagga, who do you have you eyes in? Who can be betta than mamagee. Don't say ebony ooh, cos that one pass your power.

Thanks luiz. Hope u are good

My people good morning ooh, una go say abeke don dissappear again, sorry jare, they wan use work kill for NY. So where were we? Who is hooking up with who?

Wo bros, the babe no send u at all. Very soon you will be her pest, stop calling and vising so much, if you throw a girl off balance by acting like you don't care, her ego comes into play thinking ( who the hell does he think he is that he has not called me today) very soon she will be chomping at the bit to go out with you. But once you pester a girl without end, you just lose all your self respect, and what girl will go out wih a guy she does not respect??

@manny, yes I am at it again ooh, too much fighting on Nl. We all can use a little infusion of love btw all the fighting.
@pweety, Doyin told me to remove your name from the available list cos u agreed for him, so are y'all together or not??
@amaka, babes you know u love badmofo, stop pretending I can already guess the bobo you are after, zionking right Amaka must u pack all the fyne boys for Nl? I tire for u ooh
@kokonets: which babe are u interested in na?

So since y'all can't pick 3 people u will consider dating, then we will have to go one on one. Please feel free to suggest more couples. So far we have

abekeade/na2day
ayetty/luizworld
ebony/adosojun--until you lay claim to another guy, I ain't changing him
plat/jacquan
debosky/mukina -I ain't seen them on the thread yet.
Inesq/mhisole- haven't heard from mhisole yet
raswagga/mamagee -it's a new day and a new month, y'all settle your differences
doyin13/pweety
krisssy/??
Dayo/??- sorry babes, these folks changed the rules of my game
amaka/badmofo -since you don't want a betta person like David, then I am handing you over to our resdient Nl stud muffin (badmofo)

o.k, your post was really long. Can you please summarize for some of us in bullet points please. . why would you want to control another human being, when you despise being controlled, or played by a woman? . Can you please tell us a story, i mean the story behind this whole rant. What truely happened to you lovey. . Please respond to us in bullet points, a lot of us are interested. .

If you go back to that nasty bomboclat, then you deserve HIV. Kick her to the curb and neva see her again. It is hard to lose your first love but she does not appreciate you, like you appreciate her. After all your sacrifices, you deserve so much better.

Ayetty, tell me your goals and then I'll write a routine for you to follow. Are you trying to lose weight? Get more muscle tone? what are your problem areas e.t.c

Let me know!

Ayetty baby, thanks for compliment earlier on ooh. I just dey so busy for work and I couldn't say thank you.

I love matchmaking threads cos I like hooking people up

I can always count on finding rasswagga in the matchmaking thread. , raswagga, where is mamagee, you were hooked up with her on my valentine thread. Wetin happen na??

So far we have
abekeade/na2day/dayokanu/justwise
na2day/abekeade/plat/spiked
krissy/abekeade/?/?
Kemisuga/kokonets/?/?
Ayetty/Jaquan/inesq/luizworld
Ebony/adosojun/?/?
Googles/?/?/?
Bluespice/?/?
Jaybee/?/?/?

I see so few people keeping it real ehn?

Thanks jare na2day, you sure didn't dissapoint me with the long list of your girlfriends.   E be like say everyone no dey read ehntell us your top 3 people na.  

U cannot choose a girl ayetty, na only bobo u fit choose.

Lol ebony na u and adosojun forever, the bobo loff you no be small, . As to keeping the hottie, who no like betta thing?
Ayetty, if you no like folly, then tell me who u like na??
krissy, thanks jare. I don't like how u and harakiri dey abuse women but I know you are not a bad guy sha.

Y'all need to follow my rules, pick 3 people for yourselves or suggest people that will make good matches.

Yes my dear, I am Cupid, guess it stems from my personality of being a lover not a fighter. Daduke, who are u trying to claim?

jaybee, who is the lucky lady na??

ooh I forgot Scobby/madlady

and why bigrod sexy back?? shey na because of in big rod ??

Uju, who are you married to??

With the great success of my Valentines Matchmaking thread, I have decided to create another one.

A lot of us are in the diaspora and we will probably never meet ourselves face to face in this lifetime. However, based on someone's NL personality or pic, who are the top 3 people you would consider getting to know better off NL and why.

My number one stunner will be
1)Na2day: Why: Although he can be a terrorist at times , I find that he is very whip smart, attractive, athletic (hmm those shoulders) beautiful bright smile, ambitious and seems like someone I can talk to all day.

2) Dayokanu: Why:Dayokanu is the kind of partner every girl should be looking for, he is very smart, seems caring, and a wonderful listener. He is just a wonderful person in my opinion. (I am working on finding him an iyawo in his area)

3) Brother Justwise: Why: I don't know him very well but from his posts, he seems very mild mannered, calm, sympathetic,  an all around nice guy.

Some fantasy partners I have seen around;Feel free to suggest guys and girls you think would make good matches.

adosojun/ebonyeyes -Ebony go kill me
pweety/luizworld
googles/190
platinum/jacquan
ayetty/?? (follypimpi)
daviddylan/amaka
na2day/every girl on NL
hbabe/dobodbo
uju/


Feel free to choose someone who has been chosen and tell us why you like that person. You never know, someone chosen might secretly like you too. LADIES PLEASE NO FORMING

^^^I feel you oh jare. All this husband is supposed to greet wife, wife is supposed to greet husband, geez who cares??. Rastamann just stated the best way for a husband or wife to say good morning.

@ harakiri, I warned that my big daddy wld be upset with u.
Lmao, y'all are cracking me up at work though.