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RomanceRe: Sexual Inexperience Is Killing My Marriage. by Abekeade08(f): 10:41pm On Mar 09, 2011
Maybe your wife is frigit because she cannot believe she said "for better or worse" before she knew what she was getting herself into. . . . .imagine a small organ that won't stand for more than 5 mins, I would also be frigit but good luck to the two of you!!!

PS: This is no attack on your small organ. . . . . . . . . .
DEATH grin grin
RomanceRe: Guys Can You Wash Your Girl Under Wears With Red Bubbles If She Ask? by Abekeade08(f): 10:34pm On Mar 09, 2011
yes ooh Mr cork, Tosin washes my panties. cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Match 2 Personalities 2 Make A Couple (2011 Version For Romance Section Members) by Abekeade08(f): 6:06pm On Mar 09, 2011
I'll take stephenP any day anytime. That boy is smoking kiss kiss kiss kiss
FamilyRe: Adjusting To Life As A Widower by Abekeade08(f): 6:03pm On Mar 09, 2011
Awww Serubawon. Congratulations dear. I wish you all the very best. wink
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Not Romantic. What Should I Do? by Abekeade08(f): 4:23pm On Mar 08, 2011
^^Me sef no understand ooh, why do you get married and deny your husband sex?? I can't wait to be married, I am sorry for my future husband sha, he has plenty work to do. grin
FamilyRe: My Mom Says "no" To Every Girl I Introduce To Her As Fiancee At 32 by Abekeade08(f): 3:12pm On Mar 08, 2011
You are a real omo mummy, do you still suck on her bosoms at 32??
A mothers job is to advice not dictate to you.
FamilyRe: Adjusting To Life As A Widower by Abekeade08(f): 4:25am On Mar 08, 2011
Serubawon, Na wa ooh. This thread is about loss, life and new beginings. I too am interested in your story, I'll be stalking this thread to see your response.
FamilyRe: Help, How Do I Cope With A Verbally Abusive Husband by Abekeade08(f): 3:40am On Mar 08, 2011
SISTER CC, mo gbadun eh to. Your marriage advice is a tremendous contribution to NL.
I am not married yet, but i love reading everything you have to say. Ese gan ooh.
FamilyRe: Igbo Traditional Wedding List by Abekeade08(f): 11:24pm On Mar 07, 2011
Vivaladiva, shu t up.If you can't say anything good about ones culture, just shu t up your mouth, you're far from being intelligent. That list's not of the Ibos in the first place and even if it is, its our culture. Stay in Europe, marry them and practice their culture if they have any. Your behavior stinks and ethnocentric and that's not civilization, neither are you civilised. Shu t up, you have a loose mouth and annoying one. you've become a hybrid, neither an African or European, what are you? Our culture is just what it is, our culture, get use to it. Some of the things you see in that list are ceremonial, don't knock it because you don't understand it or just playing stu pid or ignorant. Throw up if you want to but get this in your stu pid fish scull. ITS OUR CULTURE, YES OUR CULTURE.
Its your culture to financially rape your inlaws. Okay i get it. lipsrsealed
FamilyRe: Igbo Traditional Wedding List by Abekeade08(f): 11:21pm On Mar 07, 2011
Is this to open a supermarket?
DEATH grin grin grin

@OP: i now understand why some ibo men beat heir wives lipsrsealed, if i was a guy and my wife wanted to leave me after i don spend all this money ehn? hmm she go find out say power pass power
FamilyRe: Rape Or Sleeping With Someone Else by Abekeade08(f): 11:06pm On Mar 07, 2011
He can violate me everyday all day, Which kin sleep with another woman? Struggling and wrestling with ur partner is fun anyway. grin tongue
FamilyRe: Please Men I Need Your Help? by Abekeade08(f): 11:01pm On Mar 07, 2011
@OP: I hope your husband is reading this as i call him a [b]rotten naughty person [/b]for doing this to you. I bet he can't stand up to another man, yet he wants to use you as a punching bag. What a WIMP. angry angry angry

This one that you are silent, i hope he has not killed you sha. Try your very best to get outta there, there has to be a women's shelter where you live. Let us know that you are okay. cry

How can a man beat a woman and expect her to willingly open up her legs for him at night?? If any man tries that ish with me, wo oma gbadun mi to, hiss
RomanceRe: I Am The Most Handsome Guy In Nairaland by Abekeade08(f): 10:11pm On Mar 07, 2011
Is the OP cracking jokes?? Most handsome ko, oshi oh da ni ile kpako, hisss
RomanceRe: The Greatest Physical Creation by Abekeade08(f): 9:34pm On Mar 07, 2011
@OP:My dear, mo gba tie joh. kiss
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Match 2 Personalities 2 Make A Couple (2011 Version For Romance Section Members) by Abekeade08(f): 9:24pm On Mar 07, 2011
^^^ wetin dey make u laugh??
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Match 2 Personalities 2 Make A Couple (2011 Version For Romance Section Members) by Abekeade08(f): 8:59pm On Mar 07, 2011
Roki, i saw my name on the first page. who did you match with me with?? fine bobos only please. kiss
RomanceRe: Wetin Women Dey Contribute 4 Relationship Sef? by Abekeade08(f): 6:26pm On Mar 07, 2011
Mehn, I lurve me some justwise. He knows how to shut ignorant fools down grin
RomanceRe: Interracial Marriage (white Man, Black Woman) by Abekeade08(f): 6:12pm On Mar 07, 2011
Hello Elettrodad,

Welcome to Nairaland, My contribution will be to tell you to move her to Italy. Why? because, I have heard there are lots of Africans in Italy. Africans(Nigerians) are very industrious and I am sure a few of them will have set up their own business; i am sure she will be able to find employment with one of them as an Accountant, if you do proper research in these establishments prior to her relocating. There is a lady with the username Michelin89, I believe she lives in Italy and will be able to advice you better. I hope for your sake that she finds your post and responds to it.

@xxtosin, just like you, i dislike it when Nlanders attack foreigners and accuse them of lying about their identities. Wetin concern una?? respond to the issue at hand, no one asked you to analyze if the poster is fake or not. undecided
RomanceRe: Which Nairalander Would You See As A Potential Partner by Abekeade08(f): 4:24am On Mar 03, 2011
Hmm, Well i am waiting for reality to come and defend his profile picture.
RomanceRe: Which Nairalander Would You See As A Potential Partner by Abekeade08(f): 4:15am On Mar 03, 2011
Based on looks. Reality 101 tongue
RomanceRe: American Needs Help by Abekeade08(f): 2:40am On Feb 24, 2011
@Imari: My dear, you have absolutely nothing to prove to the Nlanders that don't believe you. Some people are so jaded on here because, they spend there time here with nothing better to do and try to beat people down. I know your first instinct is to defend yourself when people don't believe you, but why feed the beast on this faceless forum?? Those that believe you have given you good advice, thats all you need. Forget those that don't believe you as they don't add any value to your life, just skip their posts and answer those that are positively trying to enage you. You are still a newbie on this site and i know you will learn.

I wish you all the best and I hope you will meet a wonderful man in the future, who would  genuinely love you and appreciate the beauty you have brought into his life. Have a wonderful evening!
RomanceRe: Financial Stability Or Look by Abekeade08(f): 8:00pm On Feb 21, 2011
I dey laugh oo. Ecclestone level sef pass your own.

And, I am 100% sure you will say a big YES if Mr Ecclestone wants you (No offence o).

If you are lodged in a typical The Dorchester suite. I mean around 10, 000 pounds (2.5 million naira) per night suite. First class flights and to start the whole whirlwind romance, he lodges $5 million in you account.

Abi no be Naija girls wey dey say yes to all those old, pot-bellied, Benz 190-riding men wey dey come pick una for campus? Abegi.
@Ola, I left nigeria during my high school days, so i wouldn't know anything about old men coming to pick girls up cos that didnt happen in my school in Ohio. My parents were very fortunate to send 5 kids abroad and took care of all their financial needs. I have never wanted for money, because daddy was always a phonce call away;  i am not one of these girls that will marry a man for his money. Right now, I am independent, i have my own job and make my own money, if i am getting married, why will i want to marry a broke ass that brings nothing to our home?? Will you wish such on your sister?? I still maintain that i will never ever let anyone who looks like eccelstone or the other zombie looking guy on top of me. I am very visual like a man, and if the bobo no fine, make he dey waka dey go.

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