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When I saw the snake I started dancing and singing knowing that lalasticlala don carry me go the appropriate quarter ... first fp thread dedicated to Ramsey

Ramsey is the pet of the house, loved by all with the same intensity with which he is feared by men and dogs from outside...

He's a marvel how he can transform from an angry, uncontrollable killer to a household pet in no time... before we had him we've always had issues with cats (outside @ the back) and rats inside the house.

After only 6 months in d house the cats no longer jump into the compound to cry et al, the rats were reducing by the day.. Ramsey was killing dem and dumping dem whr he dumps everything he kills (in front of the house) from rats to birds to lizard till he dropped a snake one day .... fast forward to today.

We woke up as usual , morning routine as I wanted to leave the house on opening the front door I found a snake not knowing if it's alive or not I ran back looked for a stone and threw @ it no motion, I suspected Ramsey but tried again still no movement so I stepped out called ppl and we burnt it.. this is the second time Ramsey is wetting a snake so lalasticlala kindly dedicate this fp to KILLER RAMSEY

czarr:
directly proportional you mean?

No vex

lol no I mean inversely proportional ... the more the hype the less the duration... direct proportionality would mean more hype more duration.... basic maths, Chen and physics bro

Pes?
Wetin do FIFA??

Congrats man... dis one will last cuz no too much hype... sometimes I feel the level of hype in a wedding is inversely proportional to the duration of the marriage

Pure waste on 10 mb

newyorks:
op if 3 is massive to u then from 1m will be uncountable i guess.

uncountable no too small?? Wen I was a kid there were bigger numbers after million < billion< trillion < zillion< uncountable < heaven and earth< Nothing pass God ( which was w/o argument the biggest number)

Lol tecno people sef una own dey una body
The inferiority complex is over-the-top

MizMyColi:
Tecno Smartphones Owners, Beware!

Please, this thread is exclusively for people who own the latest series of Tecno Mobile smartphones. Infact, my major reason for creating this thread is because of something I just discovered on my Camon CX.

You see, when I got this phone... I totally loved it. It felt and looked premium to me. Of course, it's not the most perfect in the block, but I like, a lot.

The day I talked about this phone on Nairaland, the way they badmouth the phone, I almost felt bad. I said Almost o! I am one strong head woman. I don't throw in the towel easily, if I don't want to.

Anyway, enough about me.
They told me on Nairaland that Camon CX came with a 2015 chipset.
That's how I just believed, fiam!
They were comparing MTK6570T to Snapdragon 420, and I felt a lil bit cheated tbh.

But alas!
Praises to the God of smartphones, I said let me check google and that's how I saw that the chipset of this my phone is barely more than a year old and it was manufactured for mid-range smartphones like my CX.

My Message to us is to beware of detractors who find pleasure in spreading lies and embellishing half truths.

That's how I was told that same Camon CX did not have an SD slot and you have to sacrifice 1 sim slot. Me I just believed because I didn't check properly to see that the smart pouch covered the SD card slot.

Always know your device well.
Don't let Anti-tecno people deprive you of the joy you should receive from your device.

Well, I know better now and I'm happier. You should too.

Didn't notice that before because I don't usually go to religion section but I read the post and tried it to my surprise it wasn't working... I just turned on my vpn and it worked thanks
Quick question wats the best FREE vpn software for iOS

Donald3d:
Its easy ,I use glo too .
Its not just Nairaland ,other sites too.

I am a programmer so I found a work around .

My hypothesis : Glo tends to block some specific links when it has or passes too many requests , or seems suspicious in any way ,or takes time to load (in some instances).I can't really say why , but they block some links/pages,even on other sites.

Solution:
1.Get a vpn software , there are free ones you can use ,Opera for PC (the latest version) has an inbuilt vpn switch,it solves the problem of not being able to access certain pages,or links .
2.If you don't have a VPN software or dont want to get one , you can "trick" GLO or send a dummy request.
For example , you want to access www.nairaland.com/religion
Change it to www.nairaland.com/relgion/? or www.nairaland.com/relgion/?anything=anything
3.You can resolve it again by adding double slashes at the end of the link eg
https://www.nairaland.com/lalasticlala//

NOTE:Depending on the way the site is built 2 and 3 might not work , but 1 always works .

tosinade17:
Success to all invited for the first batch interview Today.

Today isn't the first day
Hw was urs? Contact me let's talk abt Hw it went for us

solidman59:
How do I contact you

08064997409

solidman59:
Bro I like what you are doing and I'm interested in the hysys. I studied electrical engineering but have no experience at all. Except in banking. I live in ph, how do we meet up?

You don't need to learn hysys bro it's not for you... what we can do fr you to to take u on AutoCAD pdms, and SKM ( this is the relevant softwares for ur field power systems design, fault analysis, load etc ) call me on Tuesday let's talk about your skm...thanks

Lol @ fat n fresh .... if u are in phc and u ve chemical, gas , petroleum or petrochemical background call me I'll take 4 weekends to teach u what hysys is about for free... these software it's not about just knowing where the buttons are. But mostly about the reason behind doing what u want to do

sistar007:
I am very good with Autocad 2D/3D, Matlab, C++ programming, Microsoft office programs (I play around with them). In short any Engineering student that doesn't know a least this should check himself


I am Engineering student from a well-known school of engineering and engineering technology in the South East. I can't start learning the other mentioned software like Hysys and end up in a bank, or in a non-related field. You have then ended up striping money off the guys u won psychologically. I believe the other programs u mentioned has lots of video tutorials on YouTube of which if the guy is an Internet Savvy could find the tutorials only spending time and some megabytes.

Am not against your advert, But why I said so is that if u think u have achieved in your area, you should help people who wished to have that chance u had but neva succeeded, rather than these way, and posting pics to show how fat and fresh u are.

Knowledge knows no bounds keep improving urself but first go and register on NOGICJQS if u ve engineering background... best of luck...
Allow people who dnt ve these basic knowledge to get it... I wasn't forcing you so I won't go and beat u in ur house ... dnt fail to register

Randy91:
Lolzzzzzz,, this guy self...Let me also burst your bubbles here,,I have a SOUND KNOWLEDGE in AutoCAD(2D&3D),Microsoft office and Autodesk inventor.....So when an opportunity that pays 150k above in your company is available,let me know....##oya coma beat me in ma house##

Randy91:
you can only help upcoming unemployed graduate Engineers by letting them knw abt vacancies in your company,then from there they could save up money for these certifications and not bringing up platform that would strip them the little they have and in the end still remain unemployed..... ##This is naija

Then again these certifications are really expensive and cost millions... amibel isn't a certication body what we do is teach u how to use these softwares so u can get jobs... if ur company likes they could get u certified but the important thing is the knowledge

U seem a little ignorant on the matter so lemme enlighten you a bit...
Firms like mine won't even employ you with a 5.0 cgpa if u don't know Hw to use the least AutoCAD Cos it's not a school it's an engineering firm and their employing you means you can add value to them.. what good would you b to them?? As for the part whr u said stripping you of money is like saying you won't go through school because u have no job... make urself relevant so u can b useful to urself and d company u applied to.
Engineer dat cannot build excel spreadsheet is that one an engineer??
Don't give up the more u learn the luckier u become
Cc sistar007

Randy91:
you can only help upcoming unemployed graduate Engineers by letting them knw abt vacancies in your company,then from there they could save up money for these certifications and not bringing up platform that would strip them the little they have and in the end still remain unemployed..... ##This is naija

sistar007:
You know all this, Weitin u use am do

Lol, firstly am not unemployed, I work for an EPCI ( engineering, procurement, construction, installation) firm
Secondly I don't knw all how to use all the above mentioned softwares. Am s process engineer so I know AutoCAD, excel, and am an aspentech certified process modeling design engineer (Hysys)...
I ve a fair knowledge of pdms too (but not certified)...

Some other of my colleagues certified in other softwares would take those

Amibel is my Pp ( private practice) we all have to generate other streams of income plus it's a good way to help upcoming engineers

Don't b too quick to judge
Cc randy91

Most young engineers feel too relaxed with their university degrees and present simple one or two page CVs then sit back and wait for calls and emails from engineering firms... sadly enough your certificate isn't enough to land you the kind of jobs you want...
young engineers need to work on their cvs constantly until their cvs get attractive enough and the best way to do that is to improve yourselves in relevant industry required softwares...
At amibel services we offer you that opportunity for self improvement
*************************************
Softwares we train engineers on include:

1)AutoCAD 2D & 3D

2)Aspen Hysys (Process engineering simulation)

3)Ms Excel. (Engineering Calculation & spreadsheet building)

4)Aveva PDMS (Piping &pipeline routing and equipment building)

5)Coade PV elite (pressure vessel design for mechanical engineers)

Call Engr Biambo on 08064997409
Email: Amina.biambo@gmail.com

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* what can I buy fr cheap in Kano and can sell baq home
** how long is the train ride from ph to Kano ??
*** I don't mind stopping in kaduna if I can have a better deal there
**** any suggestion on hotels?? And general lifestyle maybe security tip

NB i plan to move on Tuesday so please every info is important thanks

GreenMavro:


You marry Billionaire son yet na only 35 people com d wedding, why u selfish like this but na all of us gada vote u for miss world that year, imagine say EFE do wedding tomorrow and na only 35 people dy d wedding , well na so life b sha


Poor man wey borrow money do wedding self go invite plenty people com d party..people wey dem no invite naim go plenty pass sef

who u say u vote?? Were u a judge for the pageant Funny afonjas

Front page material in nairaland...
lalasticlalA come and do the needful

binsanni:
BROS U NEED SERIOUS OPRATION IN YOUR BRIAN. AN U ARE HIS COLLEAGUE

bros u need to learn how to spell

He's a boko haram member... d number is just a ploy to get free passage

LOL AT THOSE TALKING OF INFINIX.... APPLE FANS WE KNOW THE IPHONE 5S WAS THE FIRST...

am sure you know why he's pointing

sarrki:
The most clueless government ever

Baby ngozi supervising the looting

The likes of dasuki, badeh, obanikoro, Amosu and lots more looted us dry

Uncle Jonah abeg no make me vex ooo

Uve mentioned at least 7 names... Has any judge prosecuted / sentenced anyone of dem for corruption or ur judging by what efcc ;the social media giant said on social media

kowasco:
FTC at last wow

Ftc for this Mumu thread wey no go near fp...
This one sef na ftc??

Totally true and we fail to recognize the change process... Just woke up one morning to see everything has changed
#NotAPC oh