₦airaland Forum

swiz123:
How can I pay to see this ugly thing with sagged boobs perform... SMH

Do u understand the meaning of sag

Dannylux:
Bieber it is.

45mil+ twitter followers against C Ronaldo's 25-27mil.

Lol as I suspected ppl will use Twitter to compare ... but sorry to say everyone that knows anything about football knows Ronaldo... Bieber is a learner in his field Ronaldo is the best in his field ... everyone that plays soccer video game pes or FIFA knows cr7 too ... if u dnt watch futbal but ur a fan of their sports chances are u watch or read sports news so u know Ronaldo....

Hmm na wa

gimakon:
If i were you, id do Office work in the Morning and Uber in the Night.

Naija situation don turn us to something else. Thats my own o, i dont know about you

did you read the part where he said he works in Lagos and family live in abj whr his uber opportunity came from

MrHowto:
Yet the governor is struggling with salary.

That's not the bone of contention plus it is his business.... but don't just open ur mouth in public and talk wen u don't ve facts... who even gave u the idea that bayelsa is Smãll or economically unviable Daft aboki

ADEWUMIMichael:
it's my camera, I've used three different phones, and it's same thing,


W3,
C8,
And w5

Tecno mtscheew

Tobiloba21:
I want to study educational administration and planning... For masters most schools are asking for 2.2 as entry level.... Some 1 told me I need a minimum of 3.00cgpa for it

Guy go and ur masters jor ... na so ppl go dey talk wetin dem no sabi... some schools accept less than 3.0 while others don't but must be second class lower

MrHowto:
Some southern state that are not more than Zaria local government of Kaduna state in both size and population deserve no additional state.

Even the present Bayelsa state should be merged to Rivers State.

Lol u can't live all ur life in the north and make such statements... bayelsa and rivers is equal in size .... money coming of bayelsa alone is more than that coming from ur whole zone so wat d L r u talking about

May God forgive u for my data I just wasted watching that

silastemplar:
Happier than i was 3-4 years ago

Good to know... I thank God for you

pressplay411:
If the Gay bill was the bone of contention, why then hasn't it been passed? If that's what APC leverage on to bolster support from US in unseating GEJ?

More like Speculations Vs Propaganda

because the law in itself impedes future law makers to change it, plus buhari doesnt support it as a muslim.... anti gej isn't automatically pro buhari both men aren't direct opposite

Check ur emails oh cos last date to reply is tomorrow

am sure you are very happy with the state of the nation right now

silastemplar:
and you that wants to read the book, what do you expect to see there if not more propaganda from GEJs loyalists point of view. Abeg leave matter, GEJs regime was incredulously corrupt and we are glad its over. Simple

I don't even know our leaders are doing instead of them to sit baq and think of ways to better our lot they re busy fighting each other and looting us...
Be it true fiscal federalism or breakup whatever is best for me and you let them please do it the suffer don too much

Clemsworld:
Nigeria! Nigeria!! Nigeria!!!

What is left is only your Name.
I know it's late to hold you back as every one has taken there path.
In 2006 the CIA predicted ur breakup in 2015 but your fragments refused.

Will u still stay alive till 2030 to achieve ur SDGs?
I don't think so, u will hardly survive this time,
Threats and fear from and among ur different segments is alarming.
All your segments believe they have actualized there goals during ur existance
The Oil money that was keeping u has lost its value.

We will surly tell our children that "there was a country called Nigeria" when u fail to exist.

Long leave Nigeria!

faksy:
Any News?

Lol still patiently waiting

sarrki:
I support government to disobey Court orders if criminals like you will evade jail

i cry wen I see such comments from Nigerian youths

elmessiahs:
there was were i wrote my last jamb in 2015,i tell you otueke is nothing to write home about

U wrote jamb in 2015 ... nice

princeSammyz:
#FactsVsFiction, You guys almost ran Nigeria dried under the pretence of fighting insecurity. You should be telling us more about that

Oga buy the book and read ... are you not tired of their propaganda and media trials by now?

BleSSedMee:
I need to read this book.

Yea

Disturbing points from chibok saga

chibok A community school deep in the north has 200+ ss3 students

Waec warned against chibok as a center but gov shetima insisted

Girls were locked in d hostel with no adult to supervise them

Ss3 girls ready for waec cannot comprehend English language

Parents of abducted girls refused to show up

Principal of CSS chibok broke all protocols to become next commissioner of education (very lucky lady)

Army checkpoint close to chibok school was recalled minutes before the attack

Attackers took hours to load the girls and got extra trucks to load more yet no response

6 weeks before election 2015... Sambisa was swept end to end to sign of girls

Some of the girls claim they were taken to maiduguri in a politicians house for a while

1st set of girls released just in time for presidents speech October 2016...2nd set of girl just in time for 2nd anniversary of their govt

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Facts vs fiction: excerpts
These are excerpts from the latest bestseller facts vs fiction: the johnathan years
Authored by Reno omokri
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Maybe in reference to @GEJonathan, @David_Cameron boasted he'd export gay marriage globally #FactsVFictionGEJYears

When @GEJonathan signed antigay law, @davidaxelrod, @BarackObama's advisor, began helping APC #FactsVFictionGEJYears

Obama NSA met Gov Shettima March 18, 2014, Chibok girls kidnapped Apr 14, 2014. Coincidence? #FactsVFictionGEJYears

I was able to trace two Chibok Girls living in the United States and got eye with testimony #FactsVFictionGEJYears

Chibok principal Hajiya Kwambura, claimed to be at Maiduguri for 'check-up' on abduction day #FactsVFictionGEJYears

Chibok principal changed her story to @FoxNews saying she went to Maiduguri, to buy medicines #FactsVFictionGEJYears

"The girls said they were kept at a residence of one top politician"-Chibok elder Bulus Baba #FactsVFictionGEJYears

"We asked Borno Gov not to hold exams at Chibok due to safety. He refused" Eguridu WAEC boss #FactsVFictionGEJYears

'Shettima refused to relocate them from Chibok to safe places eg Maiduguri'-Eguridu WAEC boss #FactsVFictionGEJYears

PMB appoints BBOG co-founder, Hadiza Usman, head of Nigeria's most profitable parastatal, NPA #FactsVFictionGEJYears

'Banning Boko Haram unconstitutional'-Lai Mohammed June 2013. Think DEEP about this statement #FactsVFictionGEJYears

"Almajiri votes were used to kick them (Jonathan) out of the villa"-Rabiu Kwankwaso #FactsVFictionGEJYears

Many ‘almajiri’ come from Niger Republic, some from Chad, northern Cameroon"-Kano Gov Ganduje #FactsVFictionGEJYears

At White House on March 2014, Nyako told Susan Rice that Jonathan was a sponsor of Boko Haram #FactsVFictionGEJYears

Why would @BarackObama allow his NSA host anti Jonathan meetings at the White House? #FactsVFictionGEJYears

The main reason for Obama moving against GEJ was because of the Same Sex Marriage Bill 2013 #FactsVFictionGEJYears

To please LGBT community, Obama undermined foreign govts perceived to be anti gay marriage #FactsVFictionGEJYears

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you ve obviously never gone to otuoke.
im sure you cannot afford to buy the book so just stay tuned you will see spinets here on NL
am sure you will be able to know facts from fiction
this pmb govt has been on the propaganda far too long forgetting they are no longer opposition
i pity for the ppl who voted them into power

NwaAmaikpe:


I see...

That was why you didn't construct any road in Otuoke abi?
That was why you handed over to PMB?
That was why you and your wife stole our generations money?


GEJ just like I told you on that radio programme, you are a shame to democracy

solz23:
Yes I did apply, was asked to do my HSE and afterwards call to their office before 16th of June

So u applied and u were called to start work instead of u to happy u r looking for colleague... y didn't you share the info u got from juju here that time

Y e dey lie nau

youngest85:
Hope he's not dead?

which kin talk be that

My brother we don talk tire , the nigga ear no good so him nO dey even hear us .. so we just dey wait till 019

corperscorner:
See how the government has successfully distracted Nigerians from the mayhem going on in the country.
No one is talking about the necessary stuffs anymore because the govt keeps working relentlessly to make you guys look the other way.
Really disheartening...

yarimo:
So GEJ the Mandela of OTOUKE didn't make the list?

Mumu

See as I run enter post versus Hw I take tire when I enter thread

I knw am late to the thread but lemme just say this ... u need to knw that if u confess ur sins to Jesus Christ and accept the fact that he has saved and forgiven you then you will gave NO CONDEMNATION.... you will experience peace from then onward ..,

You will probably say you are a Christain already but there are truths that are. It being shared in our churches .. the GOSPEL ( good news) is wat I've just told u... u can live above sin and judgement.. I can't really tell you all

Go to YouTube.com and search for Joseph prince listen to his teachings and u will understand more and I assure u the holy spirit will give u peace undeniable

Afonjashapmouth:
Read what you wrote please how jamb??

As for jamb I did very well scored 187 ... so I'll b in UI next year close to ur backyard that way the pepper go dey direct

Afonjashapmouth:
Sir isaac Netwon, i just wonder why some clowns just want to go into tribalism over a comment. anyways i can tell you are battling with some serious self hate and want to spread the virus... bye ok negative vibes is not needed here

E b heavy Mumu ... I was on my own I quote me now u are running away... u called me unintelligent now I be isaac newton ... go and sleep jor

Afonjashapmouth:
U r not intelligent yet u want to quote people "twale" no b salutation

Lol c Mumu ... must u comment? If u talk abt salute from police or military na twale we go dey talk abt ?
I thought afonjas were intelligent