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DailyNews: End the fight with silence, or better still, get some sleep & stop feeding the troll!

I'm not a troll. Some people are just making a big issue out of nothing. I wasn't the only one to point out the poster's unreadable story and I've left it at that. Why do others have to put their two cents in.

caseless: Anglicised anteater, i can see 'STUPIDNESS' and 'AKNOWLEDGED' wit 'd' 2 show d event is past. U'r a crane

Acknowledge. The "d" was an unintentional error. Anymore?

basisop: Professor! Your own is just to be abusing people. With your backyard certificate.

Yawn!

caseless: I wonder how sum pple cud engage in autodidact frm fake novels and com 2 NL thinkin they can correct every word typed here. And some of those NL dico cannot engage in one-on-one show down of use of english. Abil, tel me d subtext 2 d word 'illitrate'?

Calling him an illitrate isn't an insult. I'm merely pointing out the fact. Problem?

caseless: I wonder how sum pple cud engage in autodidact frm fake novels and com 2 NL thinkin they can correct every word typed here. And some of those NL dico cannot engage in one-on-one show down of use of english. Abil, tel me d subtext 2 d word 'illitrate'?

Do you know what a subtext is? I doubt you do, because if you do you won't be asking me what a subtext to illiterate is. Ask your English teacher what subtext is, then come back and apologise to me. Like I said earlier, you shouldn't have dropped out of primary school.

caseless: Fishwife abil! U've oafishly shown d coarse-grained texture of ur loutishness and stupidity. U called him 'illitrate' and u think dat's not an insult? U gutter-breed- toad hav d guts 2 call me a 'fool'. Do U use ur scotched brain at all? Gander u're!

Loool pele! I can see that the heat has gone to your head. I won't even acknowledge your stupidness with an answer. Fool!

caseless: Guy, b focus and ignor d NL's fishwives who hav used 'i'm engaged' metaphor. Abil and idowu make una dey very careful about dj hack, in order words make una wear una pants!

Sorry what do you mean by wear our pants?

Dyt: ABIL
Buhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Lol don't mind me O

Dj hack: i had no option, i started it all i guess it was one of today's bad day events

Please stop acting like a victim. Man up. Please!!

caseless: After all d insult,d guy cud stil b dis mild wit u. I like d guy cos he's steadfast against all odds(negetive comments). HAIL DJ!

Who sent you? Who died and made you king? I wasn't insulting him. The fact that a grown man like him could not form a proper readable sentence is insulting to everyone that had to go through the headache of reading his nonsense.
So I should be grateful that he's "mild" with me? KMT

From what you've written, it seems like both of you dropped out of primary school at the same time.

It's negAtive not negetive. Foolish boy.

Idowuogbo: It means he got murdered.
U wicked! I swear

Lol oO okay. I wasn't trying to be mean, but his English (well his lack of it) was just irritating me.

His topic might have done him some good. He knows now that his English ability is greatly lacking. So since tomorrow is Monday, he might go back to school to reenrol. Who knows. One can only hope.

Tellmeurmind: what is d sin of fat and short ladies in getting boyfriends or husbands

Please do enlighten me... When did you give out questionnaires or collect statistical information about fat/short girls not being able to get a man?
The amount of sh[i]t that comes out of some people's mouth never cease to amuse me. You're typing as if your hand has been amputated and you're using your anus to type. Which will explain how sh[i]t like this question of yours could be written.

I bet you're a cupcake away from being fat, and I doubt you're half as good looking as baba suwe.

Which fat/short girl has been to you to ask for your help to get a man? Foolishness.

By the way, I'm not fat, nor short, but I find this question unnecessary. Some people need to think before they type. Just because you've got an access to the Internet, don't mean you should be using it to write nonsense. Put some thoughts into what you type.

I bet your tall and skinny self is still single.

Dj hack: @Abil i hope my apology is accepted

Apology is accepted, but you had no reason to apologise. I wasn't angry. It's all good.

Dj hack: I never meant to be offensive, even though i was, so its left for you to forgive me, everyone make mistakes and you are all free to give me your slaps

Oh boy! See improvement, see progression. You've even incorporated punctuational marks into your sentence structure. This is good. Jesus is Lord!

I'm impressed. I hope you didn't get a friend of yours to type this for you.

Maybe you can use your new found English to retype the issue bothering you, so that people can understand what you're trying to convey, and maybe advice you on the matter.

Idowuogbo: Kai! I love u scata!!
Jeez...Adoyuken!!!!!!!!!!!

Babe what is "adoyuken"? Lol

Idowuogbo: Lmfaoo!
I love u!!!!

Thanks babe
The English language isn't for everyone, and this idi[o]t is a prime example of it. I wonder what he sounds like when he speaks. Imagine the foolishness that will be coming out of his mouth.

Dj hack: Mrs knowledge pls giv me sum pls, i wonder why fungi lik you wont mind deir business, its not your fault i think you are screwed up

I would give you some, but it comes at a price which I doubt your constipated-he-goatness self can afford. If you want people like me to mind our business, why advertise your issue on here.
You think I'm screwed up?.. Abeg who gave you the license to start thinking. You better don't blow your brain out with your new hobby of "thinking". On second thought, I doubt there's anything in that head of yours. You should have stayed in school instead of bunking off and getting made up statistics from your mechanic friend (no disrespect to any mechanics). && I'd rather be screwed up than be YOU

Ps: I think everyone on this topic should slap you for wasting our time with your yeye English.

ITbomb: The DJ tongue could form proper words .
Impressive

Now all he needs to do is learn how to use punctuation marks. After then, he can graduate from primary school.

@Poster

Your inability to write a readable sentence is giving me a headache.

Why are you substituting 's' for 'x'. Lawd have mercy. Maybe that's the reason why all the girls you're chatting up keeps lying to you that they have got a man, because I know I wouldn't want to date an illiterate.

Go and learn to write instead of writing rubbish on this forum.

Ps: who made you a mathematician and asked you to start making up stats. KMT.

Knowledge is power!!!

Some men are not dateable

PHC WhiteBoi: Do Naija folk like to spend lots of dosh on watches?
What is your favourite watch?
These are the 4 that I currently own:

Rolex Submariner - I wear it every day for work, have owned it since 98 and its never ever let me down.
Omega Speedmaster Moonwatch - sometimes wear it down the bar
Tag-Heuer Mercedes SLR - lovely timepiece from Tag
18ct Gold Panerai Radiomir - Very classy and worn for special occasions

Why don't you post pictures of you wearing those watches that you claim you own, instead of copying and pasting pictures from google image

Witwicky: Where dem sabi am na

Na wetin be dis?

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dave07: thanks for the response, it is appreciated, we' ve been seeking God's counsel on this realy, just wanted to know the challenges one might face with the relocation considering also the fact that his marriage is relatively fresh. In fact, he was in the uk earlier this year b4 the olympics (for a module of an M.Sc distant learning programme) and that is how he came in contact with the offer. Also considering the standard of living he witnessed coupled with uniqueness of the academic programme compared to what is obtainable in naija, the offer looks so tempting. That is why he is taking his time to seek for counsel before making the next move. d.

A challenge he might face will be the difference in culture. But since you stated that he has been here before, he would have experienced it himself, and adapted himself to the culture difference. With relocating abroad, having/getting a job might be difficult, but your friend has got a job offer which is great.

With regards to his marriage, it will be difficult leaving his loved one behind, but with focus, aim, and determination, he will be able to process an application for his wife to join him after a few years of him living in the UK. He should however bear in mind that the government in the uk are trying to restrict immigration to their country, but there's nothing prayer cannot solve. && as long as both partners are faithful to one another, their marriage will be able to stand the test of time.

I wish your friend all the best!

"The perfect man".... Does not exist!

uboma: u sound suspicious. U registered on September 13, 2012 and of all the threads on NL u choose to respond to this. Hmmmn! By the way, who asked u where u live?

To add to what I've previously stated, you have clearly got too much time on your hand to be checking when I registered on this site. You might need to consider getting yourself a job that pays, and one that doesn't involve stalking people

I failed my driving test twice before finally passing. It's not the end of the world. Just try again, and don't put too much pressure on yourself. You just have to make the examiner see that you're a competent driver on the road, who follows the law, and who wouldn't endanger him/herself and the public.

Goodluck

uboma: u sound suspicious. U registered on September 13, 2012 and of all the threads on NL u choose to respond to this. Hmmmn! By the way, who asked u where u live?

LOL how do I sound suspicious? I'm only giving my opinion on the question asked. Don't even know why I'm choosing to acknowledge your stupidness, but I only mentioned where I live because the poster wanted advice from UK residents. && yeah I did join nairaland today... So what? There was a time when you were new on this. I've been a guest on this site for a long time, but I decided to become a member so I can give my opinion. Problem fa/g?

The tax in the UK isn't excruciating. With his £45,000 per year salary and even after tax, your friend will still be able to live a very comfortable life. Some people in England survive with a yearly income of around £30,000 (before tax), and they have a good quality of life.

The salary your friend will be earning in the UK, will be far better than what he could earn in Nigeria.

There's more to life than money, so your friend should seek the counsel of God on the issue. If I was him, I would definitely not miss an opportunity to relocate abroad because there are better Oppurtunities here.

By the way, I live in England