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salam001: ignored

You're learning!

Nincompoop!

salam001: so when you are not hating you are teaching English,you should consider going for teaching,since you are jobless

Good effort. You've improved... A bit!

The next post you write, try to use full-stops.

Capital letters (for the start of your sentences), wouldn't hurt either!

salam001: Hater must always Hate,i see nothing bad in the pixies
saxyseun,dont mind old cargos,Nairaland is the only place they feel wanted,take Nairaland away from them and you have taken their everything

A little punctuation (at the right places), goes a long way!

20!!

BODMAS

sexyseun: and may ur wish come true.u shall be blind jst like u wish

Keep wishing. While you're at it, you might want to wish for a new face.

Bum bïtch!

Coming on here looking like something a vulture would devour.

If you ever decide to sell your brain, don't charge more than a kobo.. You hear?!

Shollypopz: abiL dang!! No restrain @ all in this post....pls take it easy on the girl. You'll finish her ooo. I beg you

She needs to dobale and apologise for chatting shït!

Idowuogbo: ur face alone dey make dolphin cry. anofia!

Her face alone makes me wish I was blind.

Shollypopz: lol....sexyseun is very fair in complexion.....put on ur shades, u'll see clearer!

Let him borrow sexyseun's sunglasses

sexyseun: abiL u r jst an irritated Dog, girls like u and idowuobo can neva make a happy home lailai.

Ha!

You're just a psychotic bïtch, that will never attest to anything in her life. Your face is fücked, your weave is fûcked... In fact, your whole life is one fücked up mess!

If it pains you that bad, go and have a nice warm shower with conc. hydrochloride acid.

I bet your fánny resembles a broken cat's flap.

I'll shït on your dead body.

You waste of flesh!!

sexyseun: spare me d lecture oldie

The only thing "old" is that cheap recycled thing on your head.

Oahray: Well this thread has been a revelation. Whoever thought Idowuogbo, Shollypopz and abiL could ever be on the same side in a fight?

Miracles like these happen and atheists say there is no God

Are you a learner?

No one bear grudges on a forum.

ItsModella: LMAO!!!

Did you see-eth what I saw-eth?!

I haff definitely died!!

sexyseun: Whatever!!!

Lmaooo!

Nice rag you have on your head!

ItsModella: Or when my mum beats me and I cry like sh-it, and I start sobbing like crazy..

Mum: If I hear PIM!! Don't let that catarrh drop o, cos you'll lick it...you better suck in that sob.

LMFAOOOO

You should hear the way I'm laughing.

Hahahaha


My mum used to say that to us too.

naijababe: Seems Nigerian mothers all have the same vocabulary.

My mum's favourite phrase back in the day was : Ma luu e beeni wipe mi o mo eye to su e(I'll beat you like I don't know which bird shat you!) The woman na case

Hahahahaha that's intense.

Thanks for the English translation. Took me some time to read the Yoruba lol.

2legit2qwt: i dead now
Girl, i don't see anything fair in that complexion, you're black and shiny Fair complexion don't mean pretty

Shiny wetin? For where? Are you sure you don't need to be prescribed glasses?

Idowuogbo: see her nose sef, damn! person fit use dat tin mop bathroom. foooolish ting!

Or use am vacuum the house.

Shollypopz: almost ooo!! She's fairer than I am......her complexion is creamy and smooth. Check out that caramel tone, too nice!!

Ehn!!.. This girl fine pass Beyonce.

But wait o *pulls sholly to the side* ... How come her neck come resemble burnt firewood small small?

2legit2qwt: you're just like your father

**2legit** **2legit** **2legit** *screaming my name* _{of course not 2legit} how many times did i call you

This child don't kill yourself eh

Or

This child don't kill me o!!

Or

This child, you will not be the end of me o!!
*pulls me by my ear*

Shollypopz: You're a hater! The chic is fair naw, can't u see??!! hahahahahahahah

I can't see o! I need to borrow her sunglasses.
Is she fairer than an oyinbo?!

sexyseun: I neva said I wasn't a yoruba girl, jst said I got my pretty fair complexion frm my mum who happens to be an igbo and I hence appreciated d igbos

Hahahaha I haff died!!

jay bee: Last born and only boy meant they lived by ma rules

Negro please!

2legit2qwt: Oya namodella, is she Ngozi? Seun is Yoruba now, no

Abil, why do i think this person is a guy trying to get y'all riled up

OP, nice lips, will be good for something

Are you sure you want those falling-off-kpomo near your kini?!

2legit2qwt: Isn't seun a yoruba name I'm confused

Igbo's have rejected her, Yoruba people don't want her.

Let's just send her to the jungle where she belongs.

Shollypopz: Me old cargo?? hahahahahahaha....See as she resemble awon Iya mi Osoronga!!
Obo, u sabi what shut the fvck up mean?? Impressive!! Supomu carry on!

abiL save me from this house help feeling funky oooo, she's making my morning sha

Too much American films got her feeling like she has arrived.

How dare she violate our eyes with her fugly picture. Daughter of a rat!

sexyseun: am prettier dan ur sistas if u av any

Please tell me, what's "pretty" in your profile pic?

Idowuogbo: u mean d lollipop ladies? lmfaooooo!

Haha dem ones too.

Is she holding a brick?!

Hahaha

Idowuogbo: sharrrap!! ur pic dey slow server mehn! complexion u no get, go scrub ur skin wv sandpaper.she-malu! multi-coloured amphibian.

See the way she resemble them traffic wardens with her bright orange dress.


A monkey will still be a monkey, even if you dress it up. Seun, you're a stûpid aśs monkey!