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sexyseun: if u've got guts post ur picture on ur profile, I am proud to display myself here and not just being an anonymous girl like u and ur poo frnds, u piece of crap

Hahahaha people that know me on here, knows what I look like. Fortunately for me, God wasn't in a hurry when he was making me

Even with that your cheap ass second hand looking sunglasses plastic covering your eyes, you're still ugly.

Your soup blowing lips is one of a kind. You have guts to be displaying that your overgrown hands.

sexyseun: wetin dey pain u now? Just tel me d exact tin wey dey pain u abeg

Your double portion bottom lips.


How come your bottom lips looks like it's about to fall off?? Have you been snogging baboons??

Idowuogbo: abegi! paternal? person na animal clone. u can dey dia and continue to attest and debate o! as afar am i concerned, d "IT" is some product of human and horse intercourse.

I doubt she has any trace of "human" in her.

Even excreted poo looks better than that thing.

ItsModella: Dad: Ehn, did you just talk back to your mother? just kneel down there, are you mad? you're mad. By the time I finish with you ehn, when we say run, you'll fly, when we say jump, you'll swim...id!ot.

Lmaoo at the bolded.



Lalaosky I'm loving your posts.

Who wears sunglasses inside?!

Village girl!

Olodo oshi! Coming on here chatting shít.

Whoever gave you your NL username does not have your best interest at heart.

jay bee: sh*t or stuff

Ogbeni, contribute something jor!

Attention-seeking-chimpanzee-looking-bïtch.

Look at her bottom lips like kpomo. With her oversized hands.

Oshi! Werey!!

CFCfan: I saluteee u back .
So Shollypopz likes plantain ? Thanks for the tip though.

She loves it! Ripe ones.

"Soooo you're giving me dirty looks ehn?!"

(Remote right in front of her)
*Calls you from downstairs*
" E wo omo yi (you this girl), come here and get me the remote, I want to change the channel"

*After screaming your name thrice*
"How many times have I called you?"

"Go and get my belt!!"

"Ehn?.. And so what?!"

"Close the lights, stop wasting electricity"

*Sends you to find something, which you can't find*
"If I find that purse ehn, this house will not contain me and you"

Me: Mum where should I put your purse?
Mum: on my head naw.

"Are we h-age mates?"

"Am I your mate?"

Me: mum you know Will Smith right?
Mum: what is that?!

"I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me"

*Looks at report*
"You got a B... What about the people that got an A, do they have two heads?"

*Child crying*
Parent: Why are you crying? Did anyone beat you? Oya my fren HOLD YOUR MOUTH!

"Eh heh... So you have boyfriend! Shey that's why you're talking back to me"
*gets slippers*

"I'm taking, you're talking, how many talkers?!"

"Your head is not correct!"

“If you don’t kneel down there, I’ll show you pepper”

We all know that Nigerian parents are one of a kind,

So we (moi && Shollypopz) have decided to make a thread on the funny things Nigerian parents say.


Feel free to add your own,

Let's have a laugh



I'll start it off.

laykhorn: Seriously! no hard feelings, Is this supposed to be the interview? Ermmmm! Or ur criteria to choose a partner?

both!

D Granite: its a shame u've nt graduated 4rm d banana class u shld b dealing wit cucumber at dis age nt banana

She likes ripe plantain

D Granite: ehn.. Will d roles in d movie be given according to occupation?

what do you look like?
how much do you have in your bank account?
how big is your d**k?

CFCfan: I still dey kampe .

@abiL: I dey greet you.

saluteeeee!!!!!

Shollypopz: Oh sh1t abiL!! I'm yet to reply...I think we should change the topic. You have a point, it's better when acted than typed. Whatchu think??

I've written some stuff.

We can make the thread, but group it into sections:
-what nigerian parents say
- you know you're nigerian if...


I'll send it to you now. check your inbox

Shollypopz: hahahahahaha.....ur work is fun! Why did I ever choose to program

It's fun, but those people are unpredictable. I got to work few days ago and one of them had smashed a remote on one of the staff because he told the patient that he wasn't allowed to watch tv after 1am. There was blood everywhere. The staff had to be sent to A&E to get his head stitched.



&& yeah. Thank fück!

[quote author=acidosis™]

are you a clinical Psychologist?[/quote]Trainee

Shollypopz: LoL and eewww.......u work with mentally challenged people??

Mentally ill, people with personality disorder, and learning disability.
Some of them are murderers, peadophiles, rapists, kidnappers etc

One of the patients like touching female boöbs... If I've got an appointment with him to talk about his previous conduct or to assess his needs, he has to be on 2 to 1 so that he doesn't grab my böobs

Shollypopz

Check your inbox.

Shollypopz: Girl pls, I need the real deal! Those rabbit ish are beginning to get on my nerves

Why were u away for so long? abiL we need to create a thread in the culture section......" Sh1t Nigerian Parents say/do"

That topic was trending on twitter few months ago. Funny as hell.


I've been busy with work.
I've had a lot of patients wânking to my face whilst trying to get them to discuss their progress on the ward.

...never a dull moment. Lol.

[quote author=الملكي فوق الله]Is this where all the Romance Section Birds all come together?

Who is Abil?

I bet that Biitch Twwat smell and taste real Good

I like that Hoe's Name.[/quote]Mtcheeew

Shollypopz: LoL, u can't help either of my predicament even though I know u're dying to I prefer a dude, those wiv big bananas

I can help with the first one . Got a big dïldo capable of getting you to the point of satisfaction and beyond.

After I'm done, you'll be too tired to be bored

Shollypopz: Extremely h0rny, slightly bored and u're not helping

Bye!

Oops! Seen it

-__-

lalaosky: bros i tire o...it's darn funny opening a thread for people to comment on it and still screaming "IT AINT OUR BUISNESS" so we shouldn't comment...smh

Haven't you said enough on this same issue? Let the girl be.

ItsModella: A very popular Nigerian actress...do you even watch Naija movies? lol..

Lol nope, not really.

I'd rather watch paint dry tbh.