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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need To Get Married By June 2010 by abilityman(m): 10:39am On Jun 29, 2007
kitaun:
@Abilityman

Thank God for his likkle mercies . . . I remember year 2006 with nostalgia, then u wouldnt even have tried exchanging words with moi cool

NOW AM A BORN-AGAIN AJEGUNLE WARRIOR cheesy
kitaun, u make me laugh. O yes, i would not exchange words with u then because u were not worth it. Good u have stepped up a bit. it is said that when u wash ur hands u dine with elders. Welcome to the club

@creamish
cheerio

@nairalander
keep making things happy

smiley
RomanceRe: Marrying A Virgin! Tough Task? (strictly 4 Virgins) by abilityman(op): 10:33am On Jun 29, 2007
nossycheek:
Ooops, here he goes again. You call them old virgins ehn? Do you think it is an easy task to be a virgin at that age. I[b] bet you, you are not even one[/b]. You must be fully explored, yet looking for some innocent ones to lathe it on. Well for good, my 16yrs old is not for ya. Good luck in your search. For sharing your number with Nairalander, sorry about that, though you can change it afterall, line na almost free now (Just wanted to get back at you for calling me a fake. No qualms
I did not highlight the word old virgin to show that i did not attach anything to that. I expect someone above 31 is old. I was not casting any aspersion. I am not asking for ur 16yr old as a do or die. Dont bet on the fact that i am not a virgin because u will loose!!!I forgive u for sharing my nos with a pint of salt because people have been caling me recklessly even at midnight@
cheerio
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need To Get Married By June 2010 by abilityman(m): 11:46am On Jun 28, 2007
Creamish:
hey. . . . take it easy naaa. . . we're all pulling your legs here. . . .don't let yourself get all worked up ooo kiss
My legs are too short, hence when it is over-pulled, it leaves much to be desired!!! creamish, i hope i will catch u sometime, yesterday duty called and i disappeared. Accept my regrets!!!

No wahala, i am not taking anything to heart.
whitelexi:
Hahaha grin grin grin

You can cook for a nation oh! but if Nigeria cooks for you grin grin grin
whitelexi, u have got some nice quotes, but i find it difficult to relate them to the thread.

cheerio

@kitaun

see ya sometime
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need To Get Married By June 2010 by abilityman(m): 9:33am On Jun 28, 2007
kitaun, remember i said i was reserving my commment, dont allow me to throw my reservations into the thrash can.

Just for the records: Be careful!!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Don't I Look Beautiful? by abilityman(m): 10:26pm On Jun 27, 2007
since i have not seen u physically, i cant confirm if u are prettty,but from the picture u aint all that beautiful period!!!, just the boots
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need To Get Married By June 2010 by abilityman(m): 9:50pm On Jun 27, 2007
Creamish:
Kit. . . can't help him anymore. . . ive run out of explanations grin

white. . . . u don change aliance? cheesy
creamish, white is not changing alliance but just being realistic. That talk was not revealed to white by any man but it came from above, better recognise that.

As per kitaun, he is a confused lot who does not know what he wants. Let me reserve some words for him
whitelexi:
You people should not tempt the ability of Nigeria oh grin grin grin
Tell them whitelexi, they need to understand these things smiley

@thread
All is well my people
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need To Get Married By June 2010 by abilityman(m): 3:59pm On Jun 27, 2007
Creamish:
Ability, no let jealousy kill u ooo. . . u never achieve your VISION 2010! grin


I'm signing on now Kit kiss
creamish, jealoousy does not exist on my dictionary!!!! i am only being realistic. I will see ya when u log-on. Just for the records, is kaitaun the very guy!!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need To Get Married By June 2010 by abilityman(m): 3:48pm On Jun 27, 2007
kitaun:
@Creamish

I dey jare . . . help me greet that girl wey give u that phone gist jare wink

oya fast fast YIM that guy jare cheesy
kitaun, u must have nuts head. Look for another thread to gist with creamish. which language do u want me to say it. gosh
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need To Get Married By June 2010 by abilityman(m): 3:41pm On Jun 27, 2007
Creamish:
i tot u gave your closing speech yday undecided . . . .d thread is an open ground now ooooo grin BTW, therez still no interest. . .i was enjoying your dreams. . . datz y i asked u to stay and keep feeding us with your dreamz. . . cool
seems your on but invisible: give me a shout on my messenger:

cheerio
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need To Get Married By June 2010 by abilityman(m): 3:28pm On Jun 27, 2007
Creamish:
@Kit: lol. . . . remember that phone call where someone was trying to pose like she had a lot of credit only for d stupid credit to finish even before she finished making mouth grin


@Ability: Do watever u want but don't abandon this thread ooo because we never finish. . . cool
creamish, u sound as if u want to signify ur interest to me at a latter date. Remember the earlier the better!!! "When u say we never finish", it leaves much to be desired!!!

@thread

this post is not for gisting!!! creamish and kitaun, beware. continue ur love life outside my thread.
RomanceRe: Marrying A Virgin! Tough Task? (strictly 4 Virgins) by abilityman(op): 3:17pm On Jun 27, 2007
nossycheek:
@abilityman
please go to https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-61012.0.html you may find them there. cool
Thanks for ur concern nossycheek!!! Just for the records, if i accused u wrongly of being a man, u may accept my apology but u did not need to share my nos with nairalanders.

cheerio and all best to ur old virgins. Anytime u are ready to give out ur 16yrs old virgin, holla me to know if i am still single, remember i dont need them for rituals!!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need To Get Married By June 2010 by abilityman(m): 11:33am On Jun 27, 2007
kitaun:
Creamish, I know his ilk jare . . . Why should I take him serious when we have been seeing them come and go!

creamish, is kitaun d very guy u are dating on nairaland. watch, he looks like a kiss and tell. kitaun, make more sense in ur speech
Creamish:
Nice Closing speech grin
creamish, if u want me to be onhold, i can do that for u
RomanceRe: Marrying A Virgin! Tough Task? (strictly 4 Virgins) by abilityman(op): 11:21am On Jun 27, 2007
nossycheek:
I am a tried, tested and proved virgin @ 33

Do you Need one for marriage or rituals? I have some at home too aged 16, 33 and 37. Make your choice and call me on 08038245467.
fake!!fake!!!fake!!!!

@nairalanders

could u believe i called i called this nos and a man was talking to me. Lets be real here people sad
EducationRe: Babcock University Alumni Association(lagos Chapter) by abilityman(op): 11:16am On Jun 27, 2007
where are babcockites on naira land!!!
RomanceMarry A Virgin! A Tough Task by abilityman(op): 9:33pm On Jun 26, 2007
nossycheek:
I am a tried, tested and proved virgin @ 33

Do you Need one for marriage or rituals? I have some at home too aged 16, 33 and 37. Make your choice and call me on 08038245467.
fake!fake!!fake!!! sadu must be a fool claiming to be a woman while in the real sense of the word, u are a male. what were u trying to achieve.

Nairalanders:
can u believe i called dis nos and a male voice was speaking to me. I have lost fate in de whole show.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need To Get Married By June 2010 by abilityman(m): 3:21pm On Jun 26, 2007
fynewaka:
This ability man must be physically or mentally disfigured.

So If no be cyberstuff, you no want?

Characters abound in nairaland.
Just for the records, the person who is physically or mentally plus intellectually disfigured is fynewaka. if he had been following the thread, he will not post something that is off topic. I said i have finally found someone outside of naira and i am intending closing the thread.

Thank you smiley
RomanceRe: Marrying A Virgin! Tough Task? (strictly 4 Virgins) by abilityman(op): 3:11pm On Jun 26, 2007
md_dude:
Virgin for wia? I don't want a virgin. I had an experience with one some moons ago and aint going through it again, of course I don't want a slut but learn to fuk dammit!

Prude are for losers!
md_dude, u may kindly share ur experience with us for learning purposes!!! Remember that what is good remains good no matter where it is tested!!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming! by abilityman(m): 10:30am On Jun 26, 2007
Creamish:
please, don't break your heart with your own hands. . . . better continue with her cool
Thanks for ur understanding. I hope u did not have high hopes. Ur other nairaland lovers quoting u will always be there for u. cheers

@creamish

prince charming is on d way
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need To Get Married By June 2010 by abilityman(m): 10:22am On Jun 26, 2007
Creamish:
Cheerioooo. . . enjoy cyberdating. . . culd b fun sha. . . . cheesy
Just for the records creamish, this one is not cyberdating, it is live and direct. Thanks though for keeping the thread alive. cheerio
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming! by abilityman(m): 9:02am On Jun 26, 2007
denex:
That means I have avenged the way you made me laugh too when I first read your initial post.
wink
michelin89:
@ denex

I have never laughed so much in my llife. Abeg nor come kill me oooo! cheesy LMFAO
I am beginning to have a feeling that our prince charming is around the corner. the feeling between the duo is mutual.

cheerio cool
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need To Get Married By June 2010 by abilityman(m): 9:08pm On Jun 25, 2007
Creamish:
@ Ability. . . . sweetdreamz grin


Acid. . . if my hands get u eh!!! angry


Kitaun. . . .I'm just having fun ooo. . . . .I wish d bros wont take me serious cool
and what if the bros take u seriously creamish. Are u dating a Nairalander!!! u should have told me since. I am happy sha since my love is around the corner.

cheerio
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming! by abilityman(m): 8:58pm On Jun 25, 2007
Creamish:
lol. . . . make ability catch u. . . grin
Creamish:
lol. . . . grin

*where Ability dey sef?*
my dear creamish,
that sounds like u have been missing me all these while.

I have been around. I will soon start dating someone in the next few weeks. i could still drop her for u oooooooo!!!!

@michelin
pls prince charming, dont keep our girl waiting. surface sharp sharp
RomanceRe: Marrying A Virgin! Tough Task? (strictly 4 Virgins) by abilityman(op): 2:18pm On Jun 25, 2007
Hazel-eyed:
@abilityman,e bi like say u no get work.which kain topic be this.abi u be virgin,
very good.na hin be say una go need hammer and chisel to open the kini, mumu pikin.u come hear come carry your grandmama play.i pity u bend bend life.
hazel-eyed, i get work ooo and good work for that. i be virgin and that na why i dey find virgin. u hear.

Leave that guy weh dey play with him grand-ma. i no sabi wetin i dey do.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming! by abilityman(m): 10:47am On Jun 25, 2007
michelin, u have been silent for a while. Has ur prince charming arived?

Dont forget to notify us!!!
RomanceRe: Marrying A Virgin! Tough Task? (strictly 4 Virgins) by abilityman(op): 10:38am On Jun 25, 2007
ghengis:
Serious?!!! P-lease, 'people should learn to find better things and ways to be serious than threads like this!!!
u aint in a postion young man to determine what is serious or not. just dont post if u aint interested!!! period!!!
uyai:
are u a virgin?
yes, i am, any other question!!!?


back to thread:
we are still searching!!!
EducationBabcock University Alumni Association(lagos Chapter) by abilityman(op): 8:57pm On Jun 24, 2007
Hi guys,

we are in the process of inaugurating the babcock university alumni association(lagos chapter), kindly drop ur E-mail addy here and we shall contact u. We shall send details across to u. Thank u as u respond. If U dont want to drop ur E-mail her, kindly send it privately to abilityman@earthling.net with the subject babcock alumni.
Thank you in anticipation of ur response.
Cheers
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need To Get Married By June 2010 by abilityman(m): 8:35pm On Jun 24, 2007
finnaly she is here!!! smiley hope to start dating her in the next few weeks!!! cheers guys
RomanceRe: Marrying A Virgin! Tough Task? (strictly 4 Virgins) by abilityman(op): 8:00pm On Jun 24, 2007
coolcare:
Common we have ladies who a vigin.so let get things straight here a u looking 4 virgin or what,
oh yes i am!!!
ghengis:
yawns

my grandmother is a virgin and she's not hooked, u interested?
ghengis, when people are serious, join in the seriousness and dont use ur grand ma for jokes, give her some respect.
Bolarge:
This is my world. . . . I Rule!!! cool
glo with pride.
which is ur world my dear, virginity thread or !!!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need To Get Married By June 2010 by abilityman(m): 5:31pm On Jun 21, 2007
acidrop,

No wahala. give me her details. No problems ur demands will be met. I believe just for records, creamish would not mind.

Chherio
RomanceRe: Marrying A Virgin! Tough Task? (strictly 4 Virgins) by abilityman(op): 3:54pm On Jun 21, 2007
kilasos:
i am still a virgin,am 23,u got any problem with that,mind u i have a serious boyfriend,just don't believe in destroying what i ve waited so long for,
.

kilasos, i am impressed with this. if only u were single, i will beg to have u. all thesame keep ur virginity and al the best in ur relationship.
benit:
are u sane? really isn't easy with u. go settle your financial life first
who says my financial life is not settled. just for the records, i can take care of u for the rest of ur life: smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Courtship by abilityman(op): 1:03pm On Jun 20, 2007
cool cool cool cool
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need To Get Married By June 2010 by abilityman(m): 12:43pm On Jun 20, 2007
acidrop:
hahahahaah * clearing throat* creamish my sweeet heart, as a friend i want to let u know that no matter what u do am alwaiz by your side, helping u dust the sand off your wedding gown, and helping u transport the brideprice 2 your mama 4 village, ofcourse i will take my transport fare out, lol, and petrol price is up now oooooo grin
acidrop, this was not revealed to u by any man. smiley
creamish, listen to the words of wisdom cool

just for the reocords

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