₦airaland Forum

Mandora:
Is this some sort of joke or something? Why would u specifically ask 4 a female driver? Do u have some sort of agenda or what?

This is no joke mandora, its real!!! We want to change the face of driving in Nigeria. Who says only men must be drivers. That is why we have lots of accident on the road. We need the gentility of ladies.

Interested ladies, please signify interest

onyi baby, u are well endowed. we are all here for u.

U may drop an offline message for me and we start from there.

cheerio

kitaun:
@Disabilty

am not surprised it took u almost a week to reply my last post

last I heard, u were banned, confess what did u do?
If only u were smart enough, then u would have known that authors of threads don't even have the right to declare threads closed

BRING IT ON BWOYYY!!! *_{better lines would be appreciated*}

i have highlighted your folly. Boy, i don tire for u. Banning is for people like u. The knowledge that it took me almost a week to reply u shows how much u have missed me _{u gay}.

Boy, i have enjoyed this while it lasted but i don tire. That is the truth even though i have belittled myself talking to a miscreant _(u) for a long time _{unlike me}.

@Nairaland users
        tell kitaun he has won, so he will be happy

kitaun:
bunch of crooks in the name of cyber-beings!!!

first it was Charka, later it beacame Abilityman, Otuwe comes to the rescue with a plea for THE DISABLED A$$HOLE to be recognised as who it is, later the HANDICAPPED MOA4CKA COMES AS CHARKA TO DECLARE HIS PAPA'S THREAD CLOSED . . . .RETARDED WIMPS You ALL ARE!!!

kitaun d mugu
       i will advise u use your tongue and count your teeth!!! From what i can see, u are far from being a responsible citizen, a thread has been declared closed but u prefer to continue rendering insults. That explains your type of up-bringing and they thought they did a good job not knowing that he has gone gaga_{(i wish u understand that phrase).}PITY is d word i can use to describe u.

Once again go to the ants and learn to be wise!!!

@Nairaland user
        someone needs help.

Hi Nairalanders,

Please be informed that there is no NNPC recruitment going on at the moment as widely reported on Nairaland. The Group General Manager, (corporate affairs)  Dr levi Ajuonuma in today's Guardian 12th of july 2007 page 35 confirmed it.

He said that NNPC had nothing to do with the publication being circulated by a website - NAIRALAND., if and when NNPC does decide on the matter, the corporation will as a matter of policy, give the information the widest possible publicity in both several national dailies and on its website, nnpc-group.com

http://www.guardiannewsngr.com/appointment/index_html for 12th july for details

Guys lets try to be posting authentic info. and stop bringing this website to disrepute.

cheers

kokodee,

u should have convinced us with a brief on ur capability. ur driving experience and educational qualification.

hI GUYS,

Can u stand a lucrative job offers. Just for ladies. (2 more positions reserved for nairalander lady)

Job title: Executive driver
salary: Very attractive
Location: Lagos

Confirm ur interest on this thread and u shall be contacted.

Simple question, simple answer: ASK HER _{and she will definitely tell u}

NO NEED FOR ANY TEST OR EXPERIMENT!!!

kitaun:
Not to worry, drop your phone no and I will arrange to pay your next internet subscription fees, if I don't I stand to be castrated

BRING THE PROPER THINGY ON BOY!!!

I sense u want to run, NO WAY!!! u ASKED FOR IT AND You WILL GET IT FULLER-LY

Kitaun, otuwe is yawning.Do you know what that means? I will help u, 'you are too boring to a fault'.

You want my number so that u will dupe me, _{which is ur stock in trade}. Dont be ashamed, we termed it yahoo yahoo as against 419 to boost ur ego. as are u going out of business, utilise the nos u have gathered so far. Dont add me to your list. I am not a mugu like u!!!

my internet subscription will take care of u for 6months.Thanks because i am not complaining. Just for the records, if u need a job to keep body and soul together, I could be of help. _{u need it my dear}

Nairalanders@
     hope u don't mind if i help kitaun.

we still await ur response

I have always known i have been exchanging words with a mad man, poor me!!!

Kitaun, u never told me you were a yahoo yahoo kingpin.

Watch ur back!!!!

kitaun:
@Disability

Shut it already!!!

your jibes are bloody puerile

AM SURE You ARE READY FOR THIS AS IT SHOULD [b]DRAG ON FOR MONTHS; SO BRING IT ON!!![/b]

kitaun d _mugu,
  so in your imagunation u feel i am dragging something with u. Boy, i hope u have a good explanation to give your anty why your allowance for this month has suddenly finished!!!

Just for the records, your levels is far lower than mine. Go flock with your type. I am falling some people's hands exchanging words with a nobody.

The only credit i can give u is the fact that your dictionary is still serving u, _{bloody puerile my foot}

@Nairaland users
      we have a clown in our midst called kitaun ^{d mugu}. join me in hailing him

kitaun:
@Abilityman

Damn!!! go read my posts past and compare! MAYBE THEY DIDNT TELL You THAT THIS IS WHAT I DO BEST!!!

I have been around the world, been there done that, so deal with that!

To u am the Fool, but what can say of you Monsieur disability?

i can't stand your grammar. kitaun, go back to school, u have a long way to go. When u learn, we can start talking. for now u are not up to my standard. thanks

kitaun,
i am going to change the topic of this thread and it will read: CONFIRM IF KITAUN IS A FOOL or A MADMAN FROM AJEGUNLE. i hope this topic will suit because u need us to tell you what ur problem is.

I know ur type hence i have been taking it easy with you. Dont allow me stretch u to ur limits.

A word is enough for the wise but u are far from being wise, hence i dont know how to re-phrase that quote. I will advise u go to the ants and learn to be wise.

@nairalanders
Help kitaun, he needs it urgently,

kitaun:
@Diasbility

so after all your You MUST SURRENDER threats, these were all u could come up with;

very lame jibes that wont even move the youngest of my siblings

and I very much doubt if your IQ is even up to 1/4 of the lad . . . am I any surprised then at your unwavering erections?

there really is no need trying to defend your multiple ID moves, who cares?

Retarded wimps like u should be castrated, and your wretched tool fed to the dogs

and do me a favour; stop bombarding my YIM with nauseating posts, I NEVER TOLD You I WAS GAY, DID I?

kitaun the _mugu,
Quite a while. I wanted u to have a nice weekend so u can have a nice communion with your creator.

Kitaun,
i have no doubt that the word retarded wimp, is the latest word u learnt from your evening school _{which u managed to attend}. its all good atleast u are proving to us that something good comes out of that school. THUMPS UP MY DEAR. Nossycheek is my good friend hence my explanation on the dual ID. wouldn't have wasted time explaining that to u because of your distorted character.

Young man, u need further learning if u must stand the test of time. Just for the records, A piece of shit is better than you hence don't think i am making moves to surrender to u because being in a battle with u is far from my dream. The thought alone that u feel we are in a battle beats my imagination.

Once again, Kitaun GROW UP.

@Nairalander
    I remain _abiityman

The true definition of love is staying and marrying an HIV infected person.

Who says after marrying an HIV negative person, the person will not become positive in future. Lets just pray for the best to come our way and accept with joy whatever comes to us

cheers

nossycheek:
Mr Abilityman/Charka

Why the dual ID? I didn't know you are the author of the thread until I popped in.

Ehn, you didn't add the fact that the applicant must be a virgin or are you no longer interested in virgins?

my dear nossycheek, how are u doing? Quite a while. The dual ID was a mix up. When I was posting the thread, i forgot to sign-out my friend-charka- who had just finished using the site. What can i do, it had been posted before i realised it.

Regarding virgins I did not want any controversy, but if a non virgin signifies interest, i may screen her out _{thanks for the observation}, some other guy from the ghetto was accusing me wrongly.

Kitaun, can u see how to question an observation. _{Go back to school as i suggested earlier. I could help to fund it though}

The qualities i put there is not exhaustive. Once again, my search has been put on hold as i am presently assessing someone for a relationship.

cheers and regards!!!

@Nairalanders
           kwenu!!!!!

Lexyhearts:
@ sean

yeah i think so ,ey did not enjoy sex

but i am proud i am still a virgin

Lexyhearts, thumps up for keeping your virginity. I pray the lord grant u a virgin for a husband. I wish i could meet u. A few of u exists

@topic

virgins should marry virgin and vice versa period!!! why must u desecrate your temple and u want to end up with someone who has kept faith for long. Those clamouring for experience, who says after 20yrs of marriage, the virgins will not be more experienced sexually than those who have been warming beds since they were born. Guys, its likes for likes!!!

otuwe:
*someone out there really needs medical and psychiatric help*

seun where are u. this thread is long overdue for closure what are u waiting for

Otuwe,

You may try to be bold enough to mention names. Regarding seun closing this thread, do u want to turn to the administrator then u apply. Anyway, the thread is long over due but for one _{AJEGUNLE WARRIOR}, I don't know what he wants. Maybe he wants me to take him to MAMA but i am not a gay _{like him possibly}. Maybe i should change the topic of this thread to suit him.

@NAiralanders
     I still dey hail

kitaun,

Do u really understand the meaning of these symbols u use. U started ur last reply with disability and a symbol depicting embarrassment. I dont mean to embarass u my dear.

Be a good boy and i will let u be _{though i doubt it knowing the part of ajegunle u reside}

Kitaun, i could be nice to u if u repent!!!

guys pls respond!!!

whitelexi:

whitelexi,
I love that grin on kitaun's folly!!!

vicjustice,
Nice one, but ur profile has a picture with three people. How do we know which one is for u.

Anyway, reasons abound why people dont keep their pix as enumerated + the fact one can equally impersonate u with ur pix. its all for safety reasons

zignor:
@charka
with this your so-called abilities you haven't seen any lady,huh.
infact,you need some medical check-up.

Zignor,
From all indications, u are the one that needs medical check up _{for ur eyes}, if u read in-between the lines of this thread, i said i have finally found a lady huh. U may recap.

kitaun:
@Disability

THE ANSWER TO YOUR POST IS QUITE SIMPLE; SEE BELOW ONCE AGAIN JUST IN CASE You FIND IT HARD COMPREHENDING SIMPLE THINGS QUICKLY - - - ->



geddit now?

@Otuwe

you're just looking for some attention, got no time for u

Kitaun,

if u know the true meaning of kitaun, u will leave nairaland. But since i want u to remain, i will not reveal that to you. Leave Otuwe, she has commited no crime unless u feel otherwise since u are barbaric _{remember all from ajegunle are not}

Creamish:
na Literary and Debate Society una de?

Creanish,
kitaun, was in that society before he was rusticated. No shaking the topic of the thread has changed, enjoy it while it lasts

@Nairalanders
Have fun!!!!

kitaun, kitaun!!!

Dont give us explanations. U cant convince us otherwise that ur madness is not real and that u are not mentally retarded. U have already exhibited it. Otuwe is not ur problem, dont divert ur frustrations to her. Stop making us fel this thing is getting to u with ur big gramma.

whitelexi:
Madness is in the eye of the beholder, every human being on earth has an element of madness in them. . . The average Nigerian is 70% mad

Thanks whitelexi for that statement. In my eyes, kitaun is 95% mad, which means he does not fall under _{average Nigerian}. The above statement was not revealed to u by any man

Siena:
@ Abilityman: You ARE kidding, right?

A very, cold-blooded, clinical proposal!

No kidding my dear siena!!! That proposal is the desires of ma heart

kitaun:
@Disabilityman

am actual not surprised at your frequent yet pathetic off and on sessions . . . I thought that by now as a yahoo yahoo boy, you should be able to afford internet connection right in your home, hence post replies as early as u ought to, abi your magas no dey pay?

good enough you have not denied that u are Jerrymania, the same one who hounded Muki, Dime, Gamine et al here on Nairaland, good enough the girls were smarter than u are/were

u say am an AJEGUNLE WARRIOR, have I ever denied that?

BTW, when u came to Ajegunle, what did u come to do?

I will tell Nairalanders the truth; u were actually brought by those very kind people from Yaba left that I ALONE HAVE THE SOLUTION TO UR DERANGEMENT ANOMALIES

I bet you would really love to be in my shoes, considering I stay in Ajegunle or not


Dont worry, I have written Seun not to ban you, rather allow you display your folly the more

@kitaun

I did not need to confirm if i have been banned before because silence is the best answer to a 'FOOL' which i am so certain that u are. Any how, otuwe has helped u answer that.

So u deal with deranged people. I thought as much because it takes one to know one. I never knew i have been chating with a _MAD man.@

Kitaun, go find a job. I am not jobless, that is why u find me on and off.

@Otuwe

I hope i have not fallen ur hands. Dont blame me, some guy called kitaun wants to transfer his _MADNESS to me. Forgive me, this is not my intention.

@Nairalander
cheerio

kitaun:
@Ability

to say you are a dunce is an understatement

why didnt u bother to defend the allegation that u are 1 and the same person as Jerrymania/babaearly/obaofbenin/sounfair . . .too many names because of your getting foolishly banned for hounding girls about on Nairaland

to set the records straight;

u said u have been looking for something to nail me?

since when?

how do u go about it, if possible?

what kind of personality issues do u guys really have? 

SOME OF You CHAPS ARE JUST LUDICRIOUSLY CRAZY!!!

kitaun, i now know where your frustrations are coming from. I passed through your base in ajegunle yesterday after several years and i realised why u are what u are. Without mincing words, i know (without any fear of contradiction) that u consulted your dictionary before using the word 'LUDICRIOUSLY' on this thread. Information reaching me says u are an award winning 'tout' in ajegunle.

History maker, enjoy and when u are ready to go back to school, buzz me and i can be of help.

Nairalanders:

cheerio

tafari:
i am smelling babaearly/jerrymania on this thread

Dont smell anything tafari, its just that that guy named kitaun is a 'piss off'. I am yet to come up with what i can use to nail him.

This thread is long over!!!

kitaun:
@Disability

u still have not displayed any skill that would make anyone think u belong anywhere noble

remain in ur bush and dont open ur eyes!!! I need another word but pity to describe u!!!

uyai:
this ability man is a typical old fashion African man. Are u that insecure in bed? after pushing and dumping your milk into girls, u now want a fresh one. Sorry u won't find one.

Uyai, what u said is far from the truth. dumped no milk into no girl. Just want my type!!! chekina