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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming! by abilityman(m): 12:16pm On Jun 20, 2007

kitaun:
@abilityman

ENUFF ALREADY
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kitaun just for the records, i forgive u already
acidrop link=topic=60382.msg1219757#msg1219757 date=1182316104:
ehhhhennn, so what if she is from edo, watz wrong with edo, u must be very sickin d head 2 pass such a discriminating remark like that, where u from most be very perfect 4 you to say that, because itz ga2 to be oooooooooooooooo, because this is OZEBA now
acidrop, we are through with that. just for the records, let sleeping dog lie

back to the thread:
Michelin, you have disappeared into thin air.

Just for the records, have u seen ur prince charming!!!

Romance › Marrying A Virgin! Tough Task? (strictly 4 Virgins) by abilityman(op): 11:53am On Jun 20, 2007

Where are the female virgins. Nairaland users, if u are bold enough, confirm if u are still a virgin and at what age. I am actually in search of one.

if u want it private and confidential, mail me on abilityman@earthling.net
Cheerio

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need To Get Married By June 2010 by abilityman(m): 8:59pm On Jun 19, 2007

Creamish:
I was trying to be intelligent when i asked u to define "QUALITY" but u chose to be smart n sacarstic by telling me to refresh my memory. . .i did refresh it by posting your exact definition of "QUALITY" and now your telling me to b intelligent

Bros u don chop?

okay then, be more intelligent creamish!!! Just for the records, I don chop, over belefu dey worry me!!!

Creamish:
From your response, all i can decipher is that u have a problem understanding simple english language

creamish, dont attack otuwe too much. she is been positive. Nairaland will be happy if there is a hook-up.
cheerio

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Seun Needs A Gal. Volunteers Needed. by abilityman(m): 8:47pm On Jun 19, 2007

creamish is it for seun. Trust me, she will not disappoint.

Just for the records

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming! by abilityman(m): 8:40pm On Jun 19, 2007

michelin89:
Don't try to act dumb with me. You must have meant something by mentionind my origin. Why did you have to write in bold anyway?
Listen I am not the type that takes such matters as a joke.
Abilityman expressed his opinion about my appearance and I let go: anyone is entitled to his opinion but you have to some here and raise implicit insults on me.
Do you want me to quote your post? I'll do just that.

Are you trying to tell me you didn't mean anything with this? Sorry but fool is not among my 4 names so now you'll explain why you had to bring this into this discussion!

michelin, i hope u are aware that out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaket. Otuwe made a comment and u starting helping us to interpret. Initial i made no sense out of the relationship until u started analysing:

Just for the records, anyone who wants to joke, there is a section for that, kindly take it there.

Creamish:
ajuju

Creamish, this is not Igbo speaking competition.
Just for the records, U asked creamish to arrange one prince charming, now i know u are actually searching. u still remember my E-mail addy, hoping to hear from u.

4 kitaun,

I will get back to u for writing this and i quote, 'Guys, allow Michelin be 4 Christ's sake!! Cant a girl catch her fun? Haba . .interest ko discount ni @disabilityman'

Back to the thread:

michelin89, are we now to believe u aint looking for no prince charmng and that all these has been a joke. If yes, send this thread to joke section

cheerio

Romance › Re: She Loves Me But She's So Ugly by abilityman(m): 4:15pm On Jun 19, 2007

Joey82:
@drrionelli
Its about d physical (especially facial) appearance. Its not that she had an injury, but the appearance isn't just appealing 2 me. Just that d way she loves me makes me want to reciprocate, but d looks ain't inviting at all. Hope u feel me.

Joey82,
it baffles my imagination that a lady with a good heart, enough to love you could be termed 'ugly' by you. How handsome are u? who told u that when u marry a 'pretty' lady by ur standard that the beauty will last forever.

calling a lady 'ugly' is undermining our creator. consider this and revert to us.

cheerio

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need To Get Married By June 2010 by abilityman(m): 3:15pm On Jun 19, 2007

whitelexi:
Where two blind men are eating soup with their bare hands. . . the important question becomes "Where is the chef?"

LEXI, KINDLY RELATE UR PROVERB TO THIS THREAD. \THANKS

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming! by abilityman(m): 3:09pm On Jun 19, 2007

kitaun:
ABILITYMAN

NO DOUBT You R LOST

DID You ASK MICHELIN OUT ON A CYBER-DATE AND GET REFUSED?

OR WHY THIS CAMPAIGN OF CALUMNY AGAINST HER

kitaun, follow the trend of this thread and u will know my position from d outset. Michelin wants to reap where she did not sow. For u kitaun, u may hook up with her as i see interest in the air.

Micheline, your prince charming is here, 'Prince Kitaun"

CONGRATULATIONS AND END OF DISCUSSION

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Needs A Confidant by abilityman(m): 3:01pm On Jun 19, 2007

ijeky:
Iam an Igbo girl of 25 that needs a confidant with the fear of God in him or her.

If there is a specific issue u want discussed, u may share on Nairaland but if u want someone, u want to keep and share ur pains etc and vice versa count on me: abilityman@earthling.net

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming! by abilityman(m): 1:33pm On Jun 19, 2007

kitaun:
abilityman

shut the hell up jare

what do u know about handsomeness or beauty

kitaun, i am so sorry 4 you. you speak like someone who has been denied handsomeness or beauty because i don't know why so much bitterness in your words.

gosh!!!

back to d topic.

micheline, remember i said no strong feeling.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need To Get Married By June 2010 by abilityman(m): 1:23pm On Jun 19, 2007

Creamish:
"I need a lady who is down-to-earth, fair (Optional), pretty and hard working"

Datz all?. . . .even witches are down to earth, pretty n hardworking. . . nwayz, different strokes they say!

Lemme search for them. . . . Dis will b very easy because them boku!

Creamish, i expect u to be more intelligent than this. you should have known that i wont exhaust all the qualities here to avoid pretenders breathing down my neck. The remaining qualities are for my consumption alone. I will decode that when i meet the right lady.

Just for the records: I am not looking for any Tom, Dic and Harry.

cheerio

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming! by abilityman(m): 1:14pm On Jun 19, 2007

michelin89:
I understand that you are discouraged. After all not everyone possesses the quality of handsomeness. I won't get angry with you. You have all my understanding!

micheline, no strong feeling here. You need to be pretty to get what u seek. Handsome guys like us would not want to fall below standard.

Accept my regrets

sillyboy:
@ Poster.

Here is your prince Charming (Sillyboy). Just open the attachment.

just for the records, consider the recommendation by silly boy.
cheerio

Romance › Re: How Many People Have You Dated So Far? by abilityman(m): 11:15am On Jun 19, 2007

i never knew how mysterious ladies could be. My first date gave me a bitter taste. After 6months, she called me informing me she just got engaged as a result of being pregnant for the guy.

Ever since i have remained single. I hope to kick-start another one relationship soon.

it is well

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: {ladies} Weirdest Thing You've Done On A Lonely Night (be Sincere) by abilityman(m): 10:20am On Jun 19, 2007

hi all,

most people have spoken well on this. let try to restrict ourselves to the topic and not some other discussion. cheerio

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need To Get Married By June 2010 by abilityman(m): 8:15pm On Jun 18, 2007

Creamish:
watz your definition of quality?

creamish, i defined my kind of woman at the beginning of this thread. You may refresh ur memory

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Courtship by abilityman(op): 8:10pm On Jun 18, 2007

Creamish:
Check again bro. . . im being accosted ooo

creamish, i have not seen anyone accosting u. Dont allow English graduates sue you.

Creamish:
We signifies?? You and Otuwe? abi u and your colleagues??

How many profiles have u seen pictures?

Beside, I had my pix in my profile for a while. If u want to see it, just ask.

your profile dosnt exactly look like a man to me. More like an empty room/office ^{*rolls eyes*}

i have my pix before, its just temporarily absent until i have got one who wants me for who i am and not for my being handsome.

I would not mind seeing your pix tthough!!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming! by abilityman(m): 4:25pm On Jun 18, 2007

i maintain, u aint worth a prince charming if ur pix is anything to go by. so adjust ur qualities so those that see ur pix can pity. speaking italian will not solve d issue

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Courtship by abilityman(op): 4:18pm On Jun 18, 2007

Creamish:
What has that got to do with your topic?

i checked your profile to know if u fit into who we are looking for but alas ;;;;;;;;;;;

cheers

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need To Get Married By June 2010 by abilityman(m): 4:15pm On Jun 18, 2007

Creamish:
Buhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahaaaaaaaaa. . . .Acid, no b u advice am to place advert for street?. . .u for add j/k so he will know your joking. . . .lol

Nwayz, Otuwe, im glad u understand me finally. . . .i wish u & Ability all d best in 2010 but frankly, i don't have that much time to wait for marriage. . . . on my part, i fit help u find babe sef. . . . but e go b on commission basis. . . .wetin u feel?

creamish, i have never said you must be the one. if u said u can arrange someone, no wahala. All is well. i just hope u will get quality for me.

cheerio

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Courtship by abilityman(op): 10:10am On Jun 18, 2007

still waiting for more responses. cheerio

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need To Get Married By June 2010 by abilityman(m): 9:54am On Jun 18, 2007

acidrop:
hmmmm, u own nah deadline, lol, newiaz i wish u luck, n advice, d earlier d better so u will get 2 know your wife very well, so if u want 2 place an ad, in the street or something, this is d best time 2 do so,

thanks acidrop.

more like it. that is what i am doing

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Michelin89 Wants Prince Charming! by abilityman(m): 9:47am On Jun 18, 2007

likes for likes baby. u aint princess charming and u want prince charming. sorry, birds of a feather flock together.

i will find ur like for u.

No strong feeling baby!

cheerio

Jokes Etc › Re: Similarities Bw A Dick & A Flash Drive by abilityman(m): 10:56am On Jun 16, 2007

una dey try:

furthermore, the flash can be used on several systems just like the d**k.

It could be outdated after many yrs, what of the d**k.

it has to carefully removed after it is inserted into the system just like the d**k.

it serves sevaral functions just like the d**k.

una dey try.

Jokes Etc › Re: True Life Story: by abilityman(m): 10:45am On Jun 16, 2007

To say the least, the story is touching and captivating. Could not believe i will finish it. Just to say there is no accident in life. It has happened and it is left for us to learn.

My regards and condolences to all involved.

cheerio

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need To Get Married By June 2010 by abilityman(m): 9:57am On Jun 16, 2007

j-girl:
What is so special about June 2010?
Otuwe, ability's defense lawyer (lol, j/k), you're doing a perfect job in aiding him in his search. I applaud you.
Ability, if that is really your name, I wish you luck in your search and send your IV to me in 2010, I'll be able to attend by his Grace.

J-girl, i appreciate ur response, i immediate went to ur profile to view ur pix but i saw an artwork. could that be an artistic representation of u?

June 2010 is special for me, that will be shared with sweetheart. Otuwe is not my defense lawyer but one who knows i am for real.

cheerio

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Courtship by abilityman(op): 9:11pm On Jun 15, 2007

Creamish:
I think u'l prolly know him more dan i do. . . nwayz, i put my pix in ma profile now so check it before i remove it. . .

creamish, i wonder y you feel the best u can use to represent urself is a chicken. Is there any similarity or u want to tell us something. huh

just for the records lady

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need To Get Married By June 2010 by abilityman(m): 8:55pm On Jun 15, 2007

just for the records:

fynewaka:
Otuwe and Ability man are one and the same person. Creamish have a rethink.

i am ability and by no means otuwe.

Creamish, no need for al the different languages, a private mail will do the trick. No vex.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need To Get Married By June 2010 by abilityman(m): 10:47pm On Jun 14, 2007

Creamish:
yada yada yada yada. . . . I don't want your Brother-in-Christ. End of!

Next chapter abeg

my dear creamish, all is well. otuwe could e right u know. Anyway no lele. i still dey wait make u open up. A private mail wont be a bad idea. My E-mail remains thesame

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need To Get Married By June 2010 by abilityman(m): 4:02pm On Jun 14, 2007

Creamish:
Sorry bro. . . . . . try next door _*otuwe*. . . . .shez desperately interested. . . . . funny how u don't seem to notice her!

creamish, lets make the record straight, otuwe is more of a sister than ur rival. The coast is very clear. cheers

Christianity Etc › Re: The Sin Against The Holy Spirit: What Is It? by abilityman(m): 3:49pm On Jun 14, 2007

Since against the Holy spirit has been misconstrued over the years. The Holy Spirit is the justice of the creator. The Bible says that whatever a man soweth, thou shall he reap.

therefore when u sin, despite ur repentance, you will still reap the fruit of ur labour though the magnitude might be less. This is on one hand.

On another hand, there comes a time when u keep on indulging in sin without remourse and ur concience is subdued, hence it does not seem like sin any more. That is another aspect of it.

cheers

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Courtship by abilityman(op): 1:23pm On Jun 14, 2007

Creamish:
If u can quote what part of d Nairaland constitution forbids members from contibuting, then i'l listen to u. . . otherwise, change your direction

just curious, no vex. lets not deviate from the initial topic. cheers///

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need To Get Married By June 2010 by abilityman(m): 1:19pm On Jun 14, 2007

abilityman:
creamish is actually welcome. i want to make an honest woman from someone. thanks for all the responses

creamish, i could adjust the age range so u can fit. u sound interesting.

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