₦airaland Forum

A lady posted this on Facebook in Yoruba Language.

"All men are goat ! Ewure ni yin , awa obirin dey ma payin je ni"

meaning;

"All men are goat ! You all are Goats, and we women shall kill and feed on you"

Trust the harsh Nigerians, they bashed her with their hilarious comments..
Below are the screenshots of the post and comments.

It's high time our people think before making posts on social media.

I vote for Fynestboi

cc NLJega

This removal of a thing is just an agreement And removal on Paper.
Go out there with your HND Certificate and let those who graduated in a university present their B.Sc Certificate then you'll know those firms, Companies haven't removed the whatever they call it 'cos they'll mostly prefer the B.Sc to the HND.

You may call the Adamu Adamu to come to your Aid if such happens to you!

vislabraye:
You are depleting our wild life . Why don't you catch the snake and try to rehabilitate it .

I'm gonna accept that offer sir, but I'm humbly seeking for your assistance at that...

Opistorincos:
Abimloaded Abeg na which phone u dey use, ur camera dey sharp

lol.. and I'm here complaining of poor camera quality of this phone...
well, it's TECNO Y4

I vote for Fynestboi
cc NLJega

yomi007k:
op mk sure u eat ds snake so dt u can atleast get d proteins of d chickens 4m it.

laughs... much as I would like to, Mum has the snake-phobia so I can't bring it near the hood .. she'll flee from the house for months!

MidasTouche01:
Lalasticlala where art thou
Food iyaff come

Bosssssssss....

....

More...

Yay! finally!

For months now I've noticed that the number of chickens in my poultry reduces by one every morning till it finishes... I've been wondering what's behind it not until tonight when I heard these chicks making some unbearable noise and on getting to their cage, I saw this long snake hooked to The net of the cage!

Ignore my grammatical blunders, Anxiety yi noniiiiii!!!

I vote for Fynestboi cc NLJega

ELIGIBILITY SCREENING AND REGISTRATION
Ladoke Akintola University of Technology, (LAUTECH) Ogbomoso hereby invites candidates who made the university their first choice of institution and scored 200 and above in the 2016 UTME LAUTECH to log on to LAUTECH, Ogbomoso admissions website www.admissions.lautech.edu.ng for further information on the admission screening exercise.
UTME candidates who also participated in the 2015/2016 PDS programme of LAUTECH and scored at least 180 in the 2016 UTME are also to log on the same website for information on the screening exercise
Direct Entry[DE] candidates who chose LAUTECH, Ogbomoso their first institution and have a minimum of Upper Credit in the National Diploma, Credit in NCE and Lower Credit in HND in relevant courses are also to visit the admissions website as well
The screening process for both UTME and DE candidates is scheduled to commence from Wednesday, July 20 to Wednesday, August 3, 2016.
2. METHOD OF APPLICATION Candidates are required to; (i) proceed to log on to the university’s website www.admissions.lautech.edu.ng to make payment of non-refundable fee of Two thousand, two hundred Naira (N2,200.00) only for the purpose of online registration for the screening and result checking, using inter- switch enabled debit cards (ATM).
(ii) Carefully complete and submit online the application form;
(iii) Upload a digital copy of scanned passport photograph with white background not more than 20kb which must be in JPEG (i.e. jpg) with no eye glasses or veil and
(iv) Print out the acknowledgement page to ascertain successful registration.
3. OTHER RELEVANT INFORMATION (i). UTME/DE Candidates The candidates for the UTME and DE should note the following important information;
(a) That blurred or unclear picture on the acknowledgement page will not be accepted for screening, as the photograph will be used as means of identification.
(b) That candidates who posses five credit in the relevant subjects will be allowed to upload their results.
(c) That candidates who are awaiting results are eligible to apply for the screening.
(d) That scanned copy of certificate (WAEC/NECO/NABTEB/GCE or statement of result from schools will be accepted.
(e) That late completion/submission of the online application forms will not be entertained.
(ii). DE Candidates Candidates are expected to register online for the screening with the following:
Direct Entry candidates are expected to register online for the screening exercise with the following:
(a) O’Level results
(b) Certificates/Statement of results as applicable
(c) DE registration print-out from JAMB’s website, and
(d) Acknowledgement page print-out from the online registration. Candidates are also expected to forward their academic transcripts directly to the Registrar of the University before the date of the screening.
All correspondences on 2016/2017 UTME/DE screening exercise should be forwarded to screening@lautech.edu.ng . The result of the screening exercise will be published on the same website.

harsysky:
Given up or still in another one?

I don't give up on things.... In another one and njoying it. Love the girl buh not really gonna let it stuck into her head as I guess once they discover a guy truly loves 'em, the "shakara" begins. #Experience.

Thrice.....

Dejiy10:
lol. it's 4 years b.sc, 2 years m.sc. the jury is... interesting to say the least..you know.. different lecturers with different preferences and characters..and you, trying to satisfy them all.. it's quite the experience ..

we start using CAD officially in part 4, although some folks in part 2&3 use it to complement their designs..

Thanks for this. Really Appreciate.

Dejiy10:
for real? that's great. I finished from oau. I'm doing my masters there too.

Wow, how's Architecture in OAU like? The Jurors and the Jurys, Is the used of CAD allowed or just drawing instruments and Equipments and how many years.? 4 or 5.. Sorry my questions are much

Dejiy10:
yeah. done with b.sc, about to start masters.

Wow... All the Best Bro. Just Completed my ND and presently on IT. Applying for OAU Direct Entry anyway.

Dejiy10:
a passion for creating, for designing, for construction, for buildings and hence, Architecture

Greatest Course Ever!!

I'm an Architect in the making... Still a student ??

MidasTouche01:
Shalla to these wonderful peeps..

Demiladegold, my e-wife
Sandoski, my alarina
Smellymouth, my online brethren
Makydebbie and her bff Juhan..
Sleekyshuga....
Yakwaz, my real life friend
Mimzy, our queen
Refiner, my crush
Cruzita, my e-model
Mysticgal....
Abimloaded....
I love you all, in no particular order...

You're sighted brahhhhh.... MidasG

bobo65:
A frnd of mine using bbq10 has d same issue I guess whatsapp has started disabling some features on bb already

But it works on a friend's blackberry device ...just wondering what's going on

Hello Engineers, I use Blackberry 9930 (Bold 5) and I have an active BBC monthly subscription on it. All Apps are working fine but last week I discovered that I can't send or download media files on whatsapp again(pictures,audio,video). Anytime I try to send or download it tells me ''Can't download/ upload media, unable to open connection'' I have deleted the whatsapp and installed another one, the problem still persists, I have gone to the Device settings to do the APN settings to Web.gprs.mtnnigeria.net (its mtn network) still the same problem. I have checked the application permissions, still not working. I have contacted the MTN Customer Care via Email and Via their Twitter customercare, they were just contradicting themself. A friend of mine who uses the same type of phone and subscription njoys his whatsapp smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with mine. But I discover anytime I dlete and install another whatsapp, after installation, it tells me ''whatsapp doesn't have permission to access the internet'' but I can send and receive messages on the whatsapp, just the media download or upload aint working. Somebody help!!!!

FUTA, Unilorin, FutMinna Post Utme Past questions available... Mail me if you need (For a Token)

famo19:
5000 per litre in halagbado

Haba!!! The gods must be crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FuckTheM0ds:
same here man. Forget this pastor were dey preach long epistle o na fine girls my eye wan catch o. I hear say na UNIBEN dem plenty for there.
How about you which uni you go flirt the fine babes

My brother, na OAU my headquarters go dey ooo but I will network my hunting to all the universities in nigeria.... Hunt from all regionn

My primary aim is too hunt for fine and fresh ladies,not this your long epistle....

Argentina and Messi failed us in America, Spain let's rule Europe again!
Forca Barca!!!

Infinitikoncept:
I vote miss lanicky

Add 'cc NLJega'' to your post bro. Else your vote is invalid. Kindly modify and add ''cc NLJega'' to it.

I vote for LANICKY

Cc NLJega

[quote author=Chrisdada16 post=46867816][/quote]Do you know him or know the house he is talking bout??

dancok:
bro come to Akure in ondo state, I will show you a house built by Akudaya.

Really Where in Akure I reside in Akure