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atleast he'll wake up from bed anytime he wishes...

Am not seeing anything...Is that a statue

AntiBrutus:
What would they be doing with him if he isn't goodlooking or financially okay?

Is a man who isn't financially okay ready for marriage?

Talk true, if babes start putting their pictures on NL, will you go the one that isn't goodlooking?

actually...one will like the good looking ones...but it's choice...one of my friend said my babe wasn't good looking those days...boh u know what...the case is reversed nw...boh what happened to a step step at a time...hmm...

that shit is common among ladies...and something I noticed is that once u msg them..gbam ur pics is the next thing..if ur not good looking or ur not perceived to be financially OK from ur look...bro..ur on ur own..

edje my fellow men and otofe to the women in the house....it's starting little by little...I said it somewhere that if one of the so-called influencial or top politicians family is not murdered...there will be no solution..
isegwari...
yoooooo

Onyi22:
This is the kind of wedding am looking forward to......
I pray to end up with a very rich wealthy multi billionaire...
Which lady on earth will not pray for such a wedding n happy home?
I must marry my desire rich man..




And for the poor frustrated broke ass wailers that will react to this my comment, remember say bashing no dy kill person ooooo

it's good...it's a once in a lifetime thing...boh that road enn...e no dey always smooth oo...don't say nobody told u oo..

RiyadhGoddess:
Hahahahaha wetin person no go see for nairaland. Abeg someone should help deflower the bride ooo and let the groom thank u later lols.

The spiritual controls the physical. Whenever there's a loss in the physical, there's a corresponding attack in the spiritual realms.
Good Morning FAMily, Happy Sunday To You All! Abeg Read my signature jare

lol...the fer of the middle leg is the beginning of wisdom....

y would Igbos kill a person of that level on Yoruba soil...I don't think so...the person saying that has been paid to do that...u know Yorubas are the only ones holding Nigeria together...so with that theyll use that as an avenue​ to join forces to conquer the Igbos...an one thing is Yorubas are easily manipulated against wash other... that's just the game...watch out yoruba Muslims will pick it from there

RiyadhGoddess:
Toh...
The spiritual controls the physical. Whenever there's a loss in the physical, there's a corresponding attack in the spiritual realms.
Good Morning FAMily, Happy Sunday To You All! Read my signature

hmmm...

Ven97:
This post has really changed my life, it changed my way of thinking, even my dog that wanted to commit suicide read this post and didn't commit the suicide.
For that,
I support this post with 3 kolanuts and 2 crates of beer

lol...
guy u funny die

donbachi:
Make him come eat some of our expired made in nigeria products...if him intestine no go run leave am...na so i buy blood capsule wey still get 3yrs to expire,wen i open am with toothpick na groundnut oil dem pour inside.

lol..bad market

lefulefu:
na lie ooo.most men who are chronic cheats if dem dare catch their wife cheating as well dem dey scatter area b4 dem send her packing.na ppl wey cheat dey even dey more possesive.

gbam!!! u nailed it...
there's this Yoruba saying that goes like this...abeni lori kin fe ki won gbe ida koja lori e...
simply means...
a beheader would never want a cutlass cross over his head..

on the low~burnaboy

marvelous000:
If dead body can have erection, how much more a sedated person.

seem you're oblivious of the capability of weapon of mass destruction you've got.

ahh...egbami...dead body dey get erection..
bros surfery nw

Hanks0000:
Lols...
Something like that happened 2-3 years ago when a lady raped a guy at knife point in Michigan .. How did he get konji??

just one lady..
how's that possible

to me only through the means of drugs...but am wondering how a lady would drug a guy who's weak and conscious and the guy would still have erection?

nelklyn:
Weaker indeed...a lady offered to buy me a drink at a club after her sugar daddy left. Didn't know she and her friend had sinster plans, she spiked the drink. My friend whom I went to the club with had gone outside to pick something from his car. After having a few, I felt the whole place spinning, I rushed to the bar to order for water but before the bartender could hand over the water to me, I fell with my back flat. A huge guy pulled me up but I still fell again. I managed to find my feet, found some where with a bit more ventilation and less cigarette smoke to sit while I drank my water. I was sweating profusely, you won't believe that the stupid girl still walked up to me, wiped off the sweat on my face with her white handkerchief and asked me if she could take me home. Wow! really I simply told her that I was only gonna go home with my friend. Fortunately my friend showed up and she left. I have never felt so powerless

lol...
K-O...knockout
...

lefulefu:
if a girl dress seductively e no mean say she wan nack oo.girls love attention from the malefolks and one of d quickest way of gettin dat attention is dressing seductively.as for spendin d night in ur pad she may want sex with u or she may just want to be cuddled.u just have to understand ur woman and one underlying fact is wen a woman is really into u she will always want to get down with u.having said all this let me add dat one of my elder bros advice me dat if i happen to travel out i must try my best to avoid any foreign women cos women outside d shores of nigeria are evil and if u try woe them they will scream rape as soon as they notice u nigerian.i asked him how was he able to get 3 yankee girls he said he is dating over there and he told me he was one secret technique.i requested of him to give me the technique and he refused.he said if i happen to travel out of nigeria i should buy enuf vaseline cos wen u outside nigeria conji will finish u cos if u dare say hw far to any babe they will scream rape.

I can't stop laughing

ubunja:
A pretty lady that old still unmaried. Don't even wanna know the number of men she's bleeped. That pussy gotta be a borehole.

lol...
ahnn ahnn...ur a murderer

Fountainofyouth:
Oda mabinu, mo tibu e tele, bye.

mobinu oo..odaro

Fountainofyouth:
And does that improve your life in any way? We are close to 200 million in Nigeria, give or take let's say females are 100 million, if we should exclude female toddlers, the old, married ones and teenagers, let's say singles are 40 million, have you ever met up to 300 females in the whole of your existence? Saying 95% with all confidence, nonsense and ingredient.

Oda moti ri "let's say" ohun naa...
Pele...koto ko agidi bori..

Fountainofyouth:
Is comprehension really hard for you? Didn't you see where I said "let's say singles are 40 million", is the "let's say" an affirmative or an assumption?

fi ara buruku bale...ara ibaje eyin obirin na niyen..boshey nbamisoro..mcheew..
jekin tun lowo...

Fountainofyouth:
And does that improve your life in any way? We are close to 200 million in Nigeria, give or take let's say females are 100 million, if we should exclude female toddlers, the old, married ones and teenagers, let's say singles are 40 million, have you ever met up to 300 females in the whole of your existence? Saying 95% with all confidence, nonsense and ingredient.

so in one word nw single ladies are 40 million in number....
my God

Davash222:
If not for procreation, 95% of women would die single.

lol.... savage

Midas01:
I don't even believe this story. Urine and sperm have the same pathway so both can never come out at the same time or even around the same time.

might be true... things that are unpredictable and unbelievable are happening behind closed doors mostly in marriages of nowadays..

ghettochild:
This thing surprise me o...countless times I tried it... It was impossicant for the piss to com.. Maybe the woman too wide like canal

even if it is wide gan sef...it's not possible...

RiyadhGoddess:
AWON PASTOR KEU

keu keu kekekekeu keu... lol

RichardRexs:
Got back with my Ex,she told me that she did abortion (i knew the bastard) and the guy denied the pregnancy. i was moved when she told me the pains she went through. my perception didn't change but made me love her more

thumbs up...I'll do thesame...just that ladies never value ur type...not until they loose u...
ur a rear gem

lefulefu:
dats why b4 marrying a man dating him b4 marriage is very important so u would be familiar with his character and sexual orientation...same goes for a man wanting to marry a woman. Arrangee marriage na error.

not only dating him sef...knowing each other's sex life too...not like am saying like opening leg anyhow....maybe once to five times b4 marriage...even the devil's advocate knows that religion frown at no sex b4 marriage...pple that fall victim of such are the ones that carry the mentality of no sex b4 marriage...

when a lady likes Romans than true sex whereas stares passionately at any lady passing by with big butt/hips or big brest...let's just say with a good physic...
does that mean she's a lesbian..
that's what one of my friend asked me..

RiyadhGoddess:
Lols no be all they look alike ooo. What I even meant was that the old men start looking young and fresh like a boy. What's the magic behind it

combination of old and young fluids... automatically the old fluid will tap the young fluids...
u get!!