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Mine is 20..
Never cheated
Never drunk
Never smoke
Never send nude

Pls I need answers

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Asking for a friend

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Am from ezionum ukwani..and ive not heard of such b4...maybe its my village that dont practice that culture

fineboynl:
Nairaland is on python. Just see how backwards it it. Just imagine if it's on php laravel

i think its on ASP

Pls ur view

mike8804:
You better surrender! USA would have done worse if Mexico decided to join Russia...I hate double standard, nobody will allow an enemy as their neighbour. America/NATO are the aggressors, Ukraine is just as sacrificial lamb to blackmail Russia.

Note;
Anything that makes NATO join the war... you all should prepare yourselves we are all going to dine in hell!

how?..is africa part of nato?

Tell us your experience

Make me wish i was home with her thats all

All this script..hmm i dont thnk its for scripting sake dont let it shock u that it will directed to someone we dont expect..election is coming..what do i even knw

Wait o..are beautiful ladies meant for only rich men?

Well to me..to stop the rise of ritual killings 1. Ban clubing 2. Ban the usage of smart phone for individuals below the age of 18 3. Sanction any religious gathering with act of differentiating personalities 4. Celebrities post on social media should be check mated 5. Place school fees limits on private schools 6. Strick policy should be made to favour Company Contractor workers do this and watch the society change

odinson1:
You can either win a Woman's heart,or you can win her pussy. You mostly can't do either.

The Love struck,sex starved simp who Takes her on dates,gives her money,takes her on trips,gives her All his Attention and time,plus Excessive Validation, that Guy wins her Heart. But because of this,her pussy will run dry for him and will try her possible best to deny him Sex Which he would most likely agree to(simp who agrees to no sex till marriage).

How do you win her Pussy then you might ask? You have to act Different from all other guys,be confident, observe body language,do not give her Spend on her,do not take her on dates to expensive restaurants. You can invite her over to your house on the first date,if she doesn't want to,then she either doesn't like you,or she doesn't feel safe Around you.

The moment you start doing boyfriend stuff for her when she isn't already your girlfriend, you've just successfully purchased a One way ticket into the Dreaded Friendzone,where the souls of so many Simps have been lost,never to be found again.

No matter how rich you think you might be,there are chances of your wife cheating on you with a broke nigga in the hood. So You can't win a woman over with money(only her heart but that is useless because women DO NOT LOVE). when you win her heart,you win her affection and attention,not her Attraction or sexual arousal for you. Try and spot the difference whenever you are dealing with girls.

My 2 cents.

hmm.,word

As if the money will be used to develope nigeria...na their pocket them dey fight for

oweniwe:
Are you from Ezhionum please ?

yes...

oweniwe:
Moreso, Oduegwu the second son of Ezhie and Onumgbunum who was nicknamed "Unuami" in the remembrance of the river close to Siloko in Benin where their great grandfather lived, had two male children namely: Akpashi and Okolo. In the same vein, the second quarter in Ezhionum was named after the nickname of Oduegwu (Unuami) in Ogbe-nami. Also, two of the three families in the present day Ogbe-nami quarters bear the names of Oduegwu's sons namely: Umu-Akpashi and Umu-Okpalaokolo.

In another development, Anie the only daughter of Ezhie and Onumgbunum took care of their mother Ezhie until her death and after some time, Ossai also died. Both were buried, though at different periods, close to the god of Iyienwe. For the avoidance of doubts, their graves called "Isu Ezhie" and "Isu Ossai Uku" are served by the Okpala-Uku of Ezhionum every eight ( days (Oge-eto) till date undoubtedly in the remembrance of the founders and historical origin of Ezhionum.

However, for the fear of attack from neighboring village, Ossai and Oduegwu's children including Anie and led by Odumegwu, the eldest son of Ossai moved onward around the present Ogwa of Aweka and resettled. Hence the presence of Chukwu-Osa, Ifijioku-Osa and the age grade initiation centre around that place.

Within the periods of resettlement, Anie had four children. The include: Ozegbe, Opia, Ugbo and Imegwu. Anie's children started expanding so rapidly that a new quarter called Ogbe-Ofu had to be created and organized into four (4) distinct families which were named according to the names of Anie's children viz: Umu-Ozegbe-Anie, Umu-Opia-Anie, Umu-Ugbo and Umu-Imegwu.

Ive been to that iyienwe shrine b4....is it true that if u take pictures of that three white clothed statue or so it won't show in the picture...

Why on earth will eguavon not make the the attackers three since the game changed...he should have known that he should have put Musa in the middle of the attackers

Pls narrate your dream If you dreamt anything about Nigeria this year

Unexpected response

To me as a Christian...I'll say conscience... you'd ask why i said so...because to me conscience made you know what's good from bad and once u know what sin is u automatically know what law means and every law Is driven by religion and there's no religion that doesn't have a supreme being....and that is God

It's not normal during this period why is the climate change....
Heat during December?it's alarming

My question is if the guy no come get money inside marriage again nko...u go run?

I hardly see single men talking about marriage these days...
Some are even saying no money...and they are working... although might be the salary is not good enough but at least something is coming in...
Is it our women that's making things hard for our men?....

WibusJaga:


Let me standby & see those this cap will fit...

No let the owner of this cap vex oo....

Wawelexy:
Lol... I like the fact that she placed the boy on his father's lap.... She was like, oya take your property....

The new bride was just dumbfounded... If I were to be the bride, I go just carry the boy and ask the pastor to continue the wedding..... After all, I don't know if that's the only child he has...... Life goes on.

But normal normal,that husband na badt guy, the Nigga just dey look them like, I no kuku kill person, na pikin I born....

But I no blame am sha, some marriage be like death sentence, those daughters of eve will be like, I have a kid for him now, he's going no where...

Any marriage that will choke u to death, my broda, never hesitate to run.... So we no go hear something like wife burst the scrotum of husband while sleeping.... Be wise

naso

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD49Rbvc_uA

1. Don't make a habit of putting your phone on silent mode or turning it off each time you're with your partner. It makes you look like you are hiding something..

2. Save your partner's phone number using a special title like "Hubby", "Love", "Wife", "Sweerie". Or save using a title plus the official name. Using the official name only makes your partner look like just the other contacts on your phone.

3. Answer your partner's phone call with loving affectionate words like "Hi love", "Hey honey". How a conversation starts detetmines how it flows. If you start warm, you two will enjoy talking with each other on phone

4. End the talk on a high. Say "I love you", say a joke, a compliment, a warm phrase before you hang up. Hang up with a smile..

5. It is OK to chat with friends online. But never chat with another person more than you chat with your partner..

6. If you will be busy, notify your partner you will not be able to pick up calls or reply texts promptly. Inform your partner what you will be doing and approximately for how long. This prepares your partner and brings peace because your partner will not feel ignored..

7. Flirting on phone is good but only flirt with your partner..

8. Tell off people who try to flirt with you, entice you and charm you on phone. Let them know that you are taken..

9. Take lots of photos and videos together to capture moments. You will need those pics and videos in future as you look back..

10. When you go out on dates, keep the phone away, minimize phone use so that you focus on each other.

11. Don't make a habit of walking away from your partner to answer phone calls. Your partner will perceive you are hiding something or having an affair. Love is about perception..

12. After the date and you don't live together; man, call her up and check on her, tell her you got home safe; lady, send him a text, thanking him for a wonderful time..

13. Unless it's an emergency, when you can't reach your partner and you probably know he/she is at work or doing something; don't keep calling and texting desperately. You will only look like a nag to your partner and that will make your partner detest phone contact with you. Relax, your partner will see your missed call and text..

14. When you see a missed call or text from your partner, please call back or reply as soon as you can. Put your partner at ease..

15. Save your partner's phone number as an emergency number to be contacted incase something happens to you and your phone is locked..

16. Avoid fights and arguments over the phone, they are difficult to manage and leave a bad feeling when you hang up, thus negatively affecting how you two relate. Talk about serious issues that are volatile face to face..

17. When your partner offends you or you two aggrevate each other, never refuse to pick up your partner's phone call..

That only makes matters worse.
Keep the line of communication open so that you work things out. If you can't talk at the moment you are hurting, just pick up the call and say "I can't talk right now" and your partner will understand..

18. Inform your partner when and why you need to turn off your phone when you two are apart. Keep your partner from worrying..

19. When you two are having fun together, it is good to celebrate your love online but don't post too much about your lovelife. Some things are best kept private. The world doesn't have to know every detail of how you love each other.

20. When you two are having problems, don't vent about your partner directly or indirectly on your social media posts.

21. Don't let your partner get news about you from social media like your online friends. Tell the news to your partner first, and then post online.

22. If your partner tries calling you but your line is engaged, explain who you were talking to. If someones calls you when you're with your partner, say who it was. Transparency and clarity enhances trust.

23. Remember it is both your role to communicate. None of you should feel he/she is forcing a conversation or is doing much of the talking. Communication takes two
24. Put away the phone when your partner needs your undivided attention, especially in the bedroom. Don't be intimate, holding your phone, more than you hold your partner
Phone use can affect your relationship/marriage negatively or positively. Be smart as you use your smartphone

Very laughable headline

arthurwillia:
Our next president
Not Jonah or bubu or Tinubu or robocop fasho

Wait what’s the latest on abba kyari sef? Omo we no hear anything again o

U mean Abba kyari the next ig..u must be joking

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