₦airaland Forum

RiyadhGoddess:
Ned don dey fine ooo. That's what happens when these old guys go for younger girls in a matter of time you see them looking young too. I don't know the magic behind it. Read my signature

MrBrownJay1:
you people are missing the whole point (and obviously did NOT read the post): the man doesnt get an erection to piss inside her, he pees on her to GET AN ERECTION, thats what turns him on. duh!

as for how easy it would be: tell her to spread her legs, use your fingers to spread her coochie lips open, then PEE INSIDE... with some women out there, they probably dont even have to use their finger, as the toto will be wide open as a hole when babe spreads her legs. lol!

technicallyrich:
These reminds me of a friend.
The guy na mad man.
He normaly ask his girlfriend to wash her pussy and use the water to cook expecially jellof rice for him.
He claims that by doing so their love will last forever.
He likes the girl farting(mess) for him and other weired sexueal fantasys..
People are different so dont condemn peoples choice.
Even me i love licking my girls totonut with ice cream until she pee all over my face and i usually wash her pant too.
Lol

KristaPretty:
Yoruba girls! They just want their skin to look like roasted corn and plantain by force

Offpoint:
Abeg sey na phone get fault abi any body dey experience the same thing? My facebook no gree show pictures o

AmadorSays:
AIRTEL BUNDLE PLANS:

HERE ARE THE BEST AIRTEL DATA PLANS IN NIGERIA 2019

1) AIRTEL BINGE DATA PLANS
These are data plans specially designed to satisfy your Heavy Data Needs.

If you want to download a movie, binge watch a series or stream an online class, the Airtel Binge plans are just for you.

PRICE (Naira) PLAN VALIDITY USSD CODE
N500 Binge Plan N500 2GB 1 *141*504#
N350 Binge Plan N350 1GB 1 *141*354#
Or simply Dial *141# and select Binge Plans

2. FREE SURF

The Free Surf Plan gives you reduced browsing rate on a Pay as you Go level. This plan can also offer you up to 160 MB for FREE when you use up to 160MB. The charges rate on this plan starts from 1Kobo/Kilobyte.

To subscribe to the FREE SURF plan, dial *400#

3. AIRTEL DAILY DATA PLANS

The daily plans include the 20MB for NGN 50 (*141*50#), 75MB for NGN 100(*141*100#), 200MB for 200 Naira (*141*200#), 300MB for 300 Naira (*141*300#), 750MB for 500Naira (*141*500#).

20 MB for NGN 50 Plan

This 20 MB daily plan has a validity period of 24 hours. The subscription code is *141*50#.

There is a way Airtel compensates first-time subscribers. You will find out in the Airtel triple surf offer section of this post.

75MB for NGN 100 Plan

This plan has a validity period of 24 Hours. It is ideal for people that are not heavy users or probably you just want some data for less.

To subscribe to this plan, dial *141*100#.

5-STAR Pack for NGN 100

The 5-Star Pack offers very little data with a longer validity period. This plan gives you 5MB every day for 5 days. It is definitely NOT suitable for smartphone users; those devices consume a lot of data. Java or Symbian phones users can still find this useful.

To subscribe to 5-Star Pack, dial *401#.


4. AIRTEL ANDROID BUNDLE


The Airtel Android bundles offer 1.5GB for N1000, 3.5GB for N2000, 5GB for N2500, 7GB for N3500 and 9GB for N4000. The features of this plan and their respective subscription codes have already been discussed in one of my previous posts, check it out here > Subscription Codes for the Airtel Android bundles.

The Android bundle can be used in modems, MiFi, Android, iPhones and other internet-enabed devices that allow SIMS

5. WEEKLY PLANS

The Weekly plans offer less than 30 days validity. The list of Airtel data plans that fall in this category are as follows;


Weekly - 300MB for NGN 300
This plan gives you 300 MB of data which will expire after a period of 7 days. The plan costs NGN 300. It is usable on any device.

To subscribe to this plan, dial *417#.

Easy Plan - 750 MB for NGN 500
This plan gives you 750 MB for 14 days and it costs NGN 500. The plan is usable on any device.

To subscribe to the Easy plan dial *141*500#.

RiyadhGoddess:
Mine is still working... Read my signature

DameB:
Can anything stop our politicians from stealing money? Unless the penalty for stealing public funds is execution and there is absolutely no immunity for anyone even the president. Then you will have politicians rejecting positions like Peter before the cock crowed and running FROM office instead of FOR office.
That way if you know say money na your weakness you no go join politics

AdolfHitlerxXx:
Britain kept their Pound when the Euro currency idea was being floated.

Economies of countries like Italy and Greece didn't help the Euro. E.U. had to be bailing them out endlessly.

I can bet you, na we Nigeria that would do 99% of the bailouts

AdolfHitlerxXx:

If or when the ECO comes on board,

You will beg and wish for the days of Naira.

Seems you guys don't know how terrible the rest of the economies of MOST ECOWAS countries are.

Blacksavage:
Maka why na.. Na when you turn ijoba lamba... Abeg take am easy...

WeSayNoToRuga:
IF RUGA SETTLEMENT DIES IN THE SOUTH WEST, IT WILL DIE TOGETHER WITH THE TINUBU(YORUBA) 2023 PRESIDENCY,

lefulefu:
honestly speaking if it were any other group of ppl but the fulanis involved in this ruga scheme nobody would have raised dust on it bur the fulanis known for wat they are u certainly cant blame ppl viewing this ruga scheme with suspicion .nobody wants to wake up one mornin with his head hacked off or his insides spilling out with his village or hometown raided by rampaging fulanis.if president buhari is so sincere about solving this cattle issue he could build dams in d north to nurture the land for d cattle.anyway thank God no south south or south east state was included and if there is is phase 2 to include some southern states as some users here are insunating then there is bound to be a big problem.

lefulefu:
it will be unhead of if delta dey among na

lefulefu:
i no see delta and oyo no dey oo but then i dey fear osun might signify intetest since muslim yorubas full dere.

lefulefu:
The states dat op just listed who have declared interest in this RUGA scheme are mainly hausa states.iyam not seeing any south south or south east state.

Born2Breed:
Rural Grazing Area.

but the real meaning in hausa is RUSH ing to take over your land.

Born2Breed:
If Obaseki accepts RUGA then he has betrayed Edo. He will be kicked out physically or spiritually.

pocohantas:
You were exhausted bro...
It is normal you see things at that point.

softwerk:


See your mouth!

Every adult in any relationship has been raped at least once (QED)

When your girlfriend says she's tired and you continue to brush your cap against her vegetation, what do you call that?!

pocohantas:
Small something. Transfer money to my akant and I will cry you a river.

condemn:
Don Jazzy did nothing wrong. Dbanj is a born follower but he won form boss and become leader. Na that one kill am. Most Gemini people are not Boss.