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Lucrativress:
I'm back

Alright.

joungblood:
Ha ha, I understand you, same here, that's y I mustake sure the buyer is a good home for him, he's being sold because we are departing

Una too like jokes for this country.

I'll buy one ekuke with my money and the seller will still feel so highly opinionated on however I feel to treat it. Na dash you dash me?
Na inside pot e go end e career.

The first girl said you people should hangout at KITCHEN REPUBLIC and you deleted her number?
Lol.

Why you no just tell her say na guguru and epa you fit afford?

nlfpmod:
The Big Brother Naija (BBN) Season 7 'Level Up' Finale on 2nd October 2022.

The BBNaija season 7 top 6 finalists are:

Bryann
Phyna
Bella
Adekunle
ChiChi
Daniella

I don't understand..
How is the eviction following this list in reverse?

yehmy:
Oh! You need money to pay your loan

Kai na bros.

Lucrativress:
No I didn't see it o

How many times do I have to do it?

Lucrativress:
Will you gimme small excuse to be petty?

Just be you. I can handle anything but insults I don't deserve.


Did you see the mail?

Lucrativress:
Now this is feeling like a melodrama
I'm in
Let's talk about it
I'm a good person

Okay.. I will cc you my mail because I don't have access to this.
Give me a few seconds.

Lucrativress:
As much as I am holding back on being a shrew and wanting to say things I know could be true, I just have to stop and caution myself
I'm sure I will be right

Trust me, I'm down for the conversation of truths and won't pick offenses but when it feels premeditated because I come off as someone you already detest, then it's safe to just excuse myself. Glad you apologized for the stereotype though.
Can we talk about it?

Lucrativress:
Now you're making me feel like a bad person

Lol. We are all good and bad. It's nothing new.

binary007:
Hisense 43inches Smart TV for sale

Bought just a week ago
Fully insured incase of damage
120k flat

Bought last week Saturday
Reason for selling: Japa secured

Alapeere, Lagos State

08167321676

Reciept attached.

This deal is mad, had to like and share it.
Bravo, bra.

waititi:
how far op,that vacancy wey the man leave una don fill am?
abeg drop your company name and address

Ok

Lucrativress:
Okay
I give up
You win
I'm sorry it's seeming that way
It's pretty bad to stereotype
My bad

It's never about winning though, it's about setting the records straight.
It's all fine anyways.
I wish you love and light.

Lucrativress:
I don't have hatred for him
That's a strong word for you to use
I'm just weary of his kind..
And I'm not transferring the aggression on you.

You said what?

If he has more coincidences trust me I already dislike him, I don't want to throw jabs here so it doesn't seem like I'm mean.
I already feel like he'll have more coincidences if he is a he.

Lucrativress:
Don't worry
I've ended your Novel before it even started
Ain't no Sally Wentworth writing this script

This is actually funny.
You don't see anything wrong in wanting to transfer the hatred you got for someone else to me all in the name of "I have a few things in common with him"?

Lucrativress:
I accept your challenge
If you don't mind jabs and tantrums,then yh I accept everything in this message.

What will be the cause of the possible jabs and tantrums? I haven't done anything to deserve the treatment and you think I'll be comfortable to want to forge ahead?
I do mind.

Ishilove:
A company where reporting unwanted sexual advances from one's superiors is tantamount to a career harakiri is one that has fundamental flaws. Why must the company have such a strict policy against office romance, but yet cannot protect its staff from sexual harassment? Op, your story get as e be

Okay.

Lucrativress:
My bad
My friend has told me I see people as a project and try deciphering the possible outcome from the beginning so I don't waste my time.

Your friend sure knows you well.

Now isn't it awesome you're trying to make me see you've got a good person inside of you

Okay this is funny. I am not saying I'm a good person nor am I trying to make you think that I am. All I'm saying is that NL isn't enough to judge. Olori nla.

My issue with you is you're reminding me of someone and I already feel like I know you and now I just want to run away

Just before you run away. I saw from the guy you quoted that he's from my state which is actually pure coincidence. Could we talk about it? Doesn't have to be here sha, we could talk in the mail and I promise it will be 100% confidential. We won't lose identities nor reveal personal details and there won't be any quest to push things elsewhere from there. I'm as much as you are very careful of nairaland myself.

No I want to spend your own money, I'm not a feminist

Eh, Olorun, abi e ri nkan.

I want to accept the challenge but it'll mean knowing you more, I know I can be vulnerable so I think I'd back off

I'll respect this.

I'm making you laugh Joy in my heart again

How does making me laugh gladden your own heart? Like how really?

It hurts to say you're right
I just got it being more careful
Are you already bringing out similar traits?

Similar traits with you or the guy you said I remind you of?

Lucrativress:
Yipppeeeee
Why do you want me getting puzzled over something that's not business related na,pity me abeg.

Oh! If it's not fetching you money then it's not worth it. I like this mantra tho. You are just like me but we could still make exceptions.

I don't want to believe people are always angry for no reason...

Do I appear always angry? My profile shows I joined nairaland in 2020, I have spent 8 days a few hours on here and that I have made about 200 posts. Are you saying the 8 days I have spent on here plus the other details are true reflection of the 1095 days of my life since 2020? Or could literally be judged by just the 8 days out of the 11,315 days that I have spent in this life so far? Is that how it works? Wow.

...na either you don't have love in your life or You're tensed up always.

I do have love in my life unless you meant the boyfriend-girlfriend love which I actually don't but isn't a big deal since I know thousand of people who are single and aren't always angry. And nah, I'm not tensed at all let alone always.
Olori nla.

Don't worry it's my money, I can decide how I do it
At least I'm making you feel sweet,that gives me Joy

Well, not bad. Sha come and give me part of the money.

I get to see your name on the account details,then my CIA instincts kicks in, I look you up on Google,get at least one information about you= I get to know you better

Actually, this is so impossible. You can't dig a thing about me by just having the name on my account details. You honestly can't. And if you want to bet, please be my guest.

Let's just say just as you're naturally mean, just how I'm done of us are naturally untrusting in something's.

Make I first laugh. I'm totally lost here. You wrote this part in Spanish yeah?
Please help read the last line aloud and tell me what it means.

Lucrativress:
Abizz wait I think this one was too long for me to take it all at once.

It wasn't too long, you weren't patient enough ni. It seems we both have issues with patience after all. Suru lere ore.

Lucrativress:
Wait I'm not even done yet sef
Your name is not coming up in my first quote, I think I'm doing something wrong here.

The name only appears on the major body of the post you are quoting. Doesn't appear on others, you aren't doing anything wrongly.

We learn everyday till we die na
I don't expect to be flawless abeg
Ah shior
Patience isn't your virtue,you see that you're not ready yet?
Suru lere

Well, it's my flaw. I won't hide it, everyone complains.

Lucrativress:
To a point I feel you might be a woman
Wait lemme use my psychic powers to read you

Lol. This!!! I know where you are getting the hunch from. It's from one or two of the responses I gave to people here. I'll leave you to figure out sha.

*Modified
I think you're a woman
With quite an amount of hurts in her heart
High possibility of being internally lonely
And might have an history of self actualisation

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Hut hurt ko, upstairs ni.
Pele!! I'm eternally bony and have catarrh plus actualisation of Biafra. What are you saying?

Lucrativress:
Abizzzz oooo
I don burn beans
See what talking to okunrin has caused ehnn
The kitchen is smoking
Oya see something to put in your list of "not good for marriage" :
Someone da can't concentrate enough to cook Dinner

It's not a big deal. I like ladies who could burn down all that I have laboured for within a second.
You are my type.
Spot the sarcasm.
It's a good thing you'd be eating burnt beans tonight though. E dey sweet me for belle.

Lucrativress:
Just say you want to know me better
Yinmu

I didn't say that.
I simply asked for a compensation, how did it turn to wanting to know you better?
For a fact, I asked you questions you didn't want to answer because you assumed the entire universe is watching, I won't trouble you by asking for more. I know you won't answer. I know.

Lucrativress:
Irony irony
Marriage has to do with management
This was a tool
I see no correlation in your analysis
Rather someone who can't be patient a enough to correct mistakes but want a pitch perfect is better off being single

That's why I'm still single. Happy you are getting a clearer picture of me.
To not forget, I requested and still request for a well deserved compensation, teaching you this trick didn't come on a platter.
Should I drop my account details?

Lucrativress:
Wait I'm just seeing this
We haven't even started and you're already giving up on me
What kind of a man are you
Now I'm hurt

Someone who can't handle something as simple as splitting a comment on Nairaland definitely can't handle marriage and its wahala.

Lucrativress:
With telling me you'd be running off if I don't get it
You're not patient
That hurts
Now my exuberance has waned

I'm not. Patience isn't my virtue. No apologies.

Lucrativress:
I just saw the full one of the instructions
You were already giving up on me

She said giving up...

Lucrativress:
Now I'm getting to know you more
One that gets me knowing you more my Darling
And again again �

Lmao, You look so happy with this.

I deserve a token of appreciation, what are you offering me?

Lucrativress:
I GOT IT AGAINNNNN
*dancing*

After I had typed the longest post of my life.

Lucrativress:
Now you'll make me cry

I think I know where the mistake is coming from.
Don't quote this... Just like it, I will explain better by editing the other post.

Deleted.

Lucrativress:
And do what?
Make my private life public?
No na

You are making your life public by simply saying your Mam is Igbo and Pa is from Niger republic? You mean you could be traced like that?

See my Darling,he has already started teaching me stuff's
Thanks Hun

You didn't quote me correctly still.
You aren't welcome.

Lucrativress:
Oniranu oshi
You know if Abizz is a virgin,you want make I spoil him?
I no dey spoil Omo Igbo sef

Who be omo igbo?
What kind of expensive joke is this?

Jecci:
For your own good you better don't tell anybody asking you the name of the place where you work. No be every question they ask person reply go come out.

Haba! Even if I mumu sef, I won't dare do such.
Even PMs I no dey reply.

blaquebelle:
What did you expect after painting such a beautiful picture of your office environment and perks
It's like you don't understand what they mean when statistics say there is 33% unemployment rate in the land.

Eyah.. My intention was to paint the benefits the man would missing out on. Didn't intend for this. It's funny tho.

Lucrativress:
My other half is a minority group gentle snakes

With your sharp mouth, I'd expect you to be so proud of your other half.
Anyways, I'm from Ondo state, both parents.

Lucrativress:
Abeg wait
How did you split the comments
Don't mind me I can be an olodo in something's

Click on the quote button, see attached screenshot. Then insert whatever part of the comment you intend to split in it. You are welcome.

Lucrativress:
I love that it's a turn off for you, makes it more intriguing to me cause of the irony of it

Lol. Crazy, yeah!!

I'm a very thoughtful person and I come in when I feel there's a congregation of thoughtless people giving unreasonable validations.

Lol. Okay, you like using the word "thoughtful and its variants" a lot. I noticed that in your comments easily.


See, glancing through a few of your posts, I could readily spot a couple things; either good or bad but the main thing is that whatever impression I draw from them is just plainly superficial. It's definitely not a true reflection of your actual reality so most times, I just don't judge people based on social media posts. I have a friend from this forum who was always fighting and quarreling with men appearing like a sadistic and acerbic feminist but in reality she is a very sweet soul. Nairaland is a faceless forum and not a standard for judging people's actual personality.

Anyways, you said you are half Yoruba, where is your other half?

Lucrativress:
Yinmu
Just talk,do you want me to flirt with you

Nah, never. It's a total turn off honestly.
I'm not saying I'm the most upright of guys nor one deeply rooted in morality and all but for real, it seems quite distasteful when people flirt for whatever reason especially when it's openly. Doesn't matter when it's coming from couples but coming from some other persons? It's a No No.

By the way, You seem like one of them "defenders" of the female gender tho. Not necessarily feminist tho, defender.