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Lucrativress:
Don't worry
I've ended your Novel before it even started
Ain't no Sally Wentworth writing this script

This is actually funny.
You don't see anything wrong in wanting to transfer the hatred you got for someone else to me all in the name of "I have a few things in common with him"?

Lucrativress:
I accept your challenge
If you don't mind jabs and tantrums,then yh I accept everything in this message.

What will be the cause of the possible jabs and tantrums? I haven't done anything to deserve the treatment and you think I'll be comfortable to want to forge ahead?
I do mind.

Ishilove:
A company where reporting unwanted sexual advances from one's superiors is tantamount to a career harakiri is one that has fundamental flaws. Why must the company have such a strict policy against office romance, but yet cannot protect its staff from sexual harassment? Op, your story get as e be

Okay.

Lucrativress:
My bad
My friend has told me I see people as a project and try deciphering the possible outcome from the beginning so I don't waste my time.

Your friend sure knows you well.

Now isn't it awesome you're trying to make me see you've got a good person inside of you

Okay this is funny. I am not saying I'm a good person nor am I trying to make you think that I am. All I'm saying is that NL isn't enough to judge. Olori nla.

My issue with you is you're reminding me of someone and I already feel like I know you and now I just want to run away

Just before you run away. I saw from the guy you quoted that he's from my state which is actually pure coincidence. Could we talk about it? Doesn't have to be here sha, we could talk in the mail and I promise it will be 100% confidential. We won't lose identities nor reveal personal details and there won't be any quest to push things elsewhere from there. I'm as much as you are very careful of nairaland myself.

No I want to spend your own money, I'm not a feminist

Eh, Olorun, abi e ri nkan.

I want to accept the challenge but it'll mean knowing you more, I know I can be vulnerable so I think I'd back off

I'll respect this.

I'm making you laugh Joy in my heart again

How does making me laugh gladden your own heart? Like how really?

It hurts to say you're right
I just got it being more careful
Are you already bringing out similar traits?

Similar traits with you or the guy you said I remind you of?

Lucrativress:
Yipppeeeee
Why do you want me getting puzzled over something that's not business related na,pity me abeg.

Oh! If it's not fetching you money then it's not worth it. I like this mantra tho. You are just like me but we could still make exceptions.

I don't want to believe people are always angry for no reason...

Do I appear always angry? My profile shows I joined nairaland in 2020, I have spent 8 days a few hours on here and that I have made about 200 posts. Are you saying the 8 days I have spent on here plus the other details are true reflection of the 1095 days of my life since 2020? Or could literally be judged by just the 8 days out of the 11,315 days that I have spent in this life so far? Is that how it works? Wow.

...na either you don't have love in your life or You're tensed up always.

I do have love in my life unless you meant the boyfriend-girlfriend love which I actually don't but isn't a big deal since I know thousand of people who are single and aren't always angry. And nah, I'm not tensed at all let alone always.
Olori nla.

Don't worry it's my money, I can decide how I do it
At least I'm making you feel sweet,that gives me Joy

Well, not bad. Sha come and give me part of the money.

I get to see your name on the account details,then my CIA instincts kicks in, I look you up on Google,get at least one information about you= I get to know you better

Actually, this is so impossible. You can't dig a thing about me by just having the name on my account details. You honestly can't. And if you want to bet, please be my guest.

Let's just say just as you're naturally mean, just how I'm done of us are naturally untrusting in something's.

Make I first laugh. I'm totally lost here. You wrote this part in Spanish yeah?
Please help read the last line aloud and tell me what it means.

Lucrativress:
Abizz wait I think this one was too long for me to take it all at once.

It wasn't too long, you weren't patient enough ni. It seems we both have issues with patience after all. Suru lere ore.

Lucrativress:
Wait I'm not even done yet sef
Your name is not coming up in my first quote, I think I'm doing something wrong here.

The name only appears on the major body of the post you are quoting. Doesn't appear on others, you aren't doing anything wrongly.

We learn everyday till we die na
I don't expect to be flawless abeg
Ah shior
Patience isn't your virtue,you see that you're not ready yet?
Suru lere

Well, it's my flaw. I won't hide it, everyone complains.

Lucrativress:
To a point I feel you might be a woman
Wait lemme use my psychic powers to read you

Lol. This!!! I know where you are getting the hunch from. It's from one or two of the responses I gave to people here. I'll leave you to figure out sha.

*Modified
I think you're a woman
With quite an amount of hurts in her heart
High possibility of being internally lonely
And might have an history of self actualisation

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Hut hurt ko, upstairs ni.
Pele!! I'm eternally bony and have catarrh plus actualisation of Biafra. What are you saying?

Lucrativress:
Abizzzz oooo
I don burn beans
See what talking to okunrin has caused ehnn
The kitchen is smoking
Oya see something to put in your list of "not good for marriage" :
Someone da can't concentrate enough to cook Dinner

It's not a big deal. I like ladies who could burn down all that I have laboured for within a second.
You are my type.
Spot the sarcasm.
It's a good thing you'd be eating burnt beans tonight though. E dey sweet me for belle.

Lucrativress:
Just say you want to know me better
Yinmu

I didn't say that.
I simply asked for a compensation, how did it turn to wanting to know you better?
For a fact, I asked you questions you didn't want to answer because you assumed the entire universe is watching, I won't trouble you by asking for more. I know you won't answer. I know.

Lucrativress:
Irony irony
Marriage has to do with management
This was a tool
I see no correlation in your analysis
Rather someone who can't be patient a enough to correct mistakes but want a pitch perfect is better off being single

That's why I'm still single. Happy you are getting a clearer picture of me.
To not forget, I requested and still request for a well deserved compensation, teaching you this trick didn't come on a platter.
Should I drop my account details?

Lucrativress:
Wait I'm just seeing this
We haven't even started and you're already giving up on me
What kind of a man are you
Now I'm hurt

Someone who can't handle something as simple as splitting a comment on Nairaland definitely can't handle marriage and its wahala.

Lucrativress:
With telling me you'd be running off if I don't get it
You're not patient
That hurts
Now my exuberance has waned

I'm not. Patience isn't my virtue. No apologies.

Lucrativress:
I just saw the full one of the instructions
You were already giving up on me

She said giving up...

Lucrativress:
Now I'm getting to know you more
One that gets me knowing you more my Darling
And again again �

Lmao, You look so happy with this.

I deserve a token of appreciation, what are you offering me?

Lucrativress:
I GOT IT AGAINNNNN
*dancing*

After I had typed the longest post of my life.

Lucrativress:
Now you'll make me cry

I think I know where the mistake is coming from.
Don't quote this... Just like it, I will explain better by editing the other post.

Deleted.

Lucrativress:
And do what?
Make my private life public?
No na

You are making your life public by simply saying your Mam is Igbo and Pa is from Niger republic? You mean you could be traced like that?

See my Darling,he has already started teaching me stuff's
Thanks Hun

You didn't quote me correctly still.
You aren't welcome.

Lucrativress:
Oniranu oshi
You know if Abizz is a virgin,you want make I spoil him?
I no dey spoil Omo Igbo sef

Who be omo igbo?
What kind of expensive joke is this?

Jecci:
For your own good you better don't tell anybody asking you the name of the place where you work. No be every question they ask person reply go come out.

Haba! Even if I mumu sef, I won't dare do such.
Even PMs I no dey reply.

blaquebelle:
What did you expect after painting such a beautiful picture of your office environment and perks
It's like you don't understand what they mean when statistics say there is 33% unemployment rate in the land.

Eyah.. My intention was to paint the benefits the man would missing out on. Didn't intend for this. It's funny tho.

Lucrativress:
My other half is a minority group gentle snakes

With your sharp mouth, I'd expect you to be so proud of your other half.
Anyways, I'm from Ondo state, both parents.

Lucrativress:
Abeg wait
How did you split the comments
Don't mind me I can be an olodo in something's

Click on the quote button, see attached screenshot. Then insert whatever part of the comment you intend to split in it. You are welcome.

Lucrativress:
I love that it's a turn off for you, makes it more intriguing to me cause of the irony of it

Lol. Crazy, yeah!!

I'm a very thoughtful person and I come in when I feel there's a congregation of thoughtless people giving unreasonable validations.

Lol. Okay, you like using the word "thoughtful and its variants" a lot. I noticed that in your comments easily.


See, glancing through a few of your posts, I could readily spot a couple things; either good or bad but the main thing is that whatever impression I draw from them is just plainly superficial. It's definitely not a true reflection of your actual reality so most times, I just don't judge people based on social media posts. I have a friend from this forum who was always fighting and quarreling with men appearing like a sadistic and acerbic feminist but in reality she is a very sweet soul. Nairaland is a faceless forum and not a standard for judging people's actual personality.

Anyways, you said you are half Yoruba, where is your other half?

Lucrativress:
Yinmu
Just talk,do you want me to flirt with you

Nah, never. It's a total turn off honestly.
I'm not saying I'm the most upright of guys nor one deeply rooted in morality and all but for real, it seems quite distasteful when people flirt for whatever reason especially when it's openly. Doesn't matter when it's coming from couples but coming from some other persons? It's a No No.

By the way, You seem like one of them "defenders" of the female gender tho. Not necessarily feminist tho, defender.

Lucrativress:
Now you're liking the one you're not even supposed to like
CHEATTTT

I just explained the rationale behind it.
I'm liking both the ones that appear flirty and vulgar.

Lucrativress:
Stop
You're cheating
And don't worry I flirt at will
I wasn't insulted first,it wasn't even an insult,that was a national story, I was empathetic,but you know you're cheating.

She said She flirts at will. Yucky.
Where is the vomit emoji when you need it?

Lucrativress:
This Abizz is a cheat,coman be going

Niklaus398:
nope I'm not. But pls irrespective of that I'll nlike to talk to you on WhatsApp privately.
This is my contact 08167623573...my WhatsApp contact

Alright Boss.

Lucrativress:
Abizz you're cheating
That was an intellectual argument on a friendly tone between Needanswer and I
He calls me is it smart pants and I also gave him a nickname
So Goan unlike

You won't even let me do my CID work in peace.
Your conscience is already biting you.
Well, I actually didn't even follow my own suggestion. "Like" was supposed to be implanted on comments with vulgarism but i ended up liking posts that appeared to me like you were flirting with someone while I shared posts with vulgarism.
By the way, forget the intent behind the outpour of emotions, as far as it's insulting then I will like it. It doesn't matter if you were insulted first .
Capeesh?

Lucrativress:

Don't worry,you can't find vulgarism there
Tip
Easiest way to skim through is to go through the first one,middle and last page.
A leopard never changes its spots.
So why are you still single?
Are you one of the "I've got my life where I want it,all women can be bought,so I don't need to stick to one" most stable men in their 30's are like that.

All I saw were ads upon ads. I'll definitely put that tip to use to have an idea of your person though. I promise to implant "like" on whatever post I see that contains vulgarism.

Hahahaha.
First of, I haven't got my life where I want it to be yet and I'm sure to not be part of that vapid mindset when I finally do. I could be vulgar and harsh but did you see any misogynistic post in all of my comments? Do I give off woman-hating impressions? That's not me.

I'm single because I am as difficult AF and I actually have a very unrealistic taste which I haven't really come across while I'm quite tribe specific as well. So if I met a "typical 100%" who isn't Yoruba today then I'm gone-gone.

Do you speak Yoruba? I could only hope you got the rationale behind this question.

Lucrativress:
I went through your posts
You're a little bit vulgar
I'd have toasted you

Yeah... I'm actually vulgar and harsh not even just a little. That's what I have learnt from nairaland.
Cool I got your attention as well.
I'll try and go through your posts too.
Modified.
I'm definitely not skimming through your over 1000 postsposts, tok tok.

I wrote a piece of what happened at my workplace and I'm being bombarded with emails and questions not about the subject matter but about my office. Is this a vacancy post?

Niklaus398:
please bro can I get ur WhatsApp contact or your email?.
I'll like to talk to u privately pls.
You can reach me on ifiokjohn398@gmail.com
If that's better.

Are you the one behind the moniker rhat quoted me to ask if we have a branch in Kano?

As God liveth, my wedding is going to be like this.

Lucrativress:
The only thing that stayed in my mind is this
You said you're older than him with more than a decade
And you also said you're still single...
Then you should be 60 something....
Don't mind my curiosity o
You type young but are you really 60 something?

Please go and read the post all again.

As far as there is no harassment.

Dejideji1:
Bro please connect me. I studied Electrical and Electronics Engineering. (second class UPPER). I have sent you a PM.

Brother man, I do not honestly have the connection you seek unless I want to be dubious. Things are to a very convincing extent based on merits here and not mere connection, please I'm not saying people don't pull fast plugs tho.
All I can say is, when there are openings (which are rarely ever announced to the outside world) I could reach out to you to come apply, you get?