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CelebritiesRe: “I Detest Transactional Sex” - Falz Reacts To Slut Shaming Claims by ablemachine(m): 3:11pm On Jan 15, 2019
I don’t see why so many wonderful lines in that track talking about this shithole of a country will be omitted for just transactional sex issue. This is so phokin ridiculous. undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: Leaf Aeroplane: Say Hi If You Did It, Indomie Generation Won't Understand "Lol" by ablemachine(m): 8:32pm On Jan 05, 2019
LiveByNight:
Dude did you grow up in a jungle ?

I am in my late thirties and never did this ... undecided.

Dude not everyone grew up in face me I face you

Sometimes keep your peace and save yourself embarrassing responses
This guy na house boy that year I swear.
Car TalkRe: Pope's ₦82m Lamborghini Huracan Supercar Could Be Yours For As Little As ₦3,650 by ablemachine(m): 8:09am On Dec 20, 2018
As much as you have respect ✊ for others, I respect you too. Wisdom! Wisdom is much to ask for, knowledge will give you a clear insight that the Vatican alone can build up a new functional republic. Iykyk.


VcStunner:
I have nothing but pity for u and respect ofcourse. Naturally elsewhere, a Pastor gifted with this will stage a thanksgiving and use his members clothe for red carpet while letting them know the lord he serves is greater.
But here is the thing, $860k will feed 1M IDP in Nigeria maybe for a year. But imagine having such wisdom to make as much as u projected $5B using the same asset? That will not only feed those IDPs but will also rebuild their lost homes! Which is what the Pope and the church stand for.

Next time you pray, beg him for wisdom. I know u still pray.
PoliticsRe: The Moment Buhari Cautioned Lawmakers As They Booed Him. Nigerians React by ablemachine(m): 2:29am On Dec 20, 2018
Na dai you dey so. Amu!

Calers:
I love Buhari to death.
PhonesRe: Alert...9mobile, Smile & Swift To Be Cut In 10days by ablemachine(m): 7:06pm On Dec 19, 2018
Nothing works in Naija. Even your vote won’t count.
PoliticsRe: Saraki And Dogara Wish Buhari Happy Birthday by ablemachine(m): 2:55pm On Dec 17, 2018
So later on, this whole nigis saraki them, dogara them will still be in Nigeria and claim they didn’t know that’s not Buhari. Cos for sure soonest the truth go spread legs like peace sign✌�� grin I can not take this in orubebe’s voice
Technology MarketRe: Samsung S9 Sold Iphone 7 128GB, Iphone 7 Plus 128GB ALL SOLD OUT ❎❎❎ by ablemachine(m): 12:32am On Oct 31, 2018
So for your mind now, you dey target more than 500k grin make I hear



wildchild1:
All phones are factory unlocked. No swap, outright sale only

Both iPhones come with box and charger. Both Samsung comes with box and all accessories(charger and almighty AKG earpiece)

iPhone 7 is rose gold and in mint condition. iPhone 7 plus is black and has few scraches on the side, overall it's 8.5/10

Contact: Whatsapp: https:///send?phone=2347010492257

Or Call 09055958388 Location: Lagos but can send/ship worldwide grin

Prices: Rose Gold iPhone 7 128GB - 130K
Black iPhone 7 Plus 128GB - 175K

Samsung Galaxy S9 Plus 64GB - 205K
Christianity EtcRe: What Are The Three Most Vital Things To Take To Church Every Sunday? by ablemachine(m): 7:34am On Oct 28, 2018
They wont remember Sense now. Lazy yoots
BusinessRe: Aliko Dangote Named 6th Most Charitable Person In The World by ablemachine(m): 8:43am On Oct 25, 2018
Sense will not kill you. You got a point. grin


I love Dangote( even amongst all the rumours of him being a channel for money laundering by politicians) because he looks smart and daring ,however I don't see him doing things very spectacular with his foundation. Although he has done some great stuff, most of what he does is give around #10k to market women. Like, 10k will make meaning to them but will it really grow another Dangote?

For me, Elumelu's foundation that helps gather 10,000 entrepreneurs in Africa yearly is more effective. Africa needs to get past this beggarly philanthropic system. Maybe investing 100million in 20 individuals who will become mini-dangotes will make more meaning to the economy and country than share 10k to 10,000 market women.[/quote]
RomanceRe: 5 Types Of Women You Should Never Let Go by ablemachine(m): 9:26pm On Oct 18, 2018
Where are they? Use your head oo grin
FamilyRe: 60-year-old Woman And Husband Welcome First Baby After 36 Years Of Marriage by ablemachine(m): 8:48pm On Oct 18, 2018
What kinda delay is this abeg?. grin
PoliticsRe: 2019: Dogara Emerges PDP Candidate In Bogoro/dass/tafawa-balewa Constituency by ablemachine(m): 9:34pm On Oct 03, 2018
Oh you are game bro.
PoliticsRe: Tambuwal In Closed-Door Meeting With Obasanjo In Abeokuta by ablemachine(m): 9:00pm On Oct 03, 2018
Dem dey blow SK. grin

enemyofprogress:
Why do they always close the doors?
PoliticsRe: Tambuwal In Closed-Door Meeting With Obasanjo In Abeokuta by ablemachine(m): 8:58pm On Oct 03, 2018
Gold Diggers digging...
CrimeRe: Photos Of The Edo Lady Who Was Killed & Corpse Dumped In A Bush In Edo (Graphic) by ablemachine(m): 8:55pm On Oct 03, 2018
*** Iberiberist spotted ***

Avedonn:
All this killings are carried out by useless yahoo boys.

Why am I even disturbed. They are all birds of a feather

Ladies have now metamorphosed to money magnet following yahoo boys up and down and the yahoo boys spend on them lavishly because they didn't sweat for the money so they do not feel the pain of doing that. In return, the ladies most pay with their blood to keep the money flowing.

It's a symbiotic relationship between the two known as mutualism.
PoliticsRe: Kanayo .O. Kanayo Disqualified By APGA In Imo Ahead Of Primaries by ablemachine(m): 8:49pm On Oct 03, 2018
Am tired of this mentality ...Ok, so because he got no big belly and extra pounds, then hes sick ? huh

mbahdi:
HE LOOKS SICK
CelebritiesRe: Emerald Iruobe, Waje's Daughter, Has Grown Into A Beautiful Woman by ablemachine(m): 8:52am On Oct 01, 2018
Make up ehh. Anyways shes pretty.
Car TalkRe: Elon Musk And Tesla Settle SEC Fraud Case For $40m,Will Resign As Tesla Chairman by ablemachine(m): 10:20am On Sep 30, 2018
franchasng:
When you hear Americans saying their last presidential election was rigged, don't confuse it with your own type of brazen rigging as seen in Ekiti and Osun elections.

What they meant is some social media promotion firms from Russia created image lifting videos and campaigns to favor Donald Trump and to tarnish Hillary Clinton by exposing Hillary's past dark political secrets to make Americans dislike Hillary and prefer Trump. So they used Facebook more to push these messages to more American voters which made them to vote more for Trump, not as if it was rigged by changing figures like APC did in Ekiti and Osun.

Now back to Dangote, Dangote is the luckiest Nigerian alive and that's why he stay off contesting any political posts cos he knows past heads of states and presidents will expose him and kill his empire.

Dangote is not a self made billionaire. Dangote got his first business startup money from his billionaire uncle Alhj. Dantata + business connections and political connections from his father, uncles, etc. How many Nigerians had such opportunityhuh If many Nigerians here have someone to give them just 5million to startup a business or fund their ideas, many will become richer in few years to come.

Dangote is the looting pipe and front for majority of past Nigerian heads of state excluding:

1. Abacha
2. Yaradua
3. Goodluck

Dangote gets a lot of tax and FOREX waivers running into billions while other competitors don't get! The FOREX waivers Dangote gets alone can make any mad man a very rich person angry

Let me explain the FOREX waiver Dangote gets to you.

If dollar is 365 naira in black market, and CBN is selling dollar at 310 naira. Federal Government will issue Dangote a FOREX waiver to obtain dollar from CBN at official rate of 310 naira to encourage him so he can employ more. Dangote will buy this dollar and move it outside Nigeria and round trip to make billions.

That alone is a multi billion dollar business that made Aisha Buhari and many top APC chieftains billionaires in 2015/2016 when dollar shot up to 500naira = $1.

They will get waiver from CBN to buy $ at official rate of say 310nairs = $1 and they go to black marker to sell it for 480naira = $1, now check how much they will make selling like $50millionhuh

Dangote gets monopoly while his competitors gets shutdown. Obasanjo did it for him as against IBETO!

Dangote and Otedola used to be sworn secret enemies due to his cousin Rahamania Oil issue with Otedola, what rescued Otedola is Goodluck that brought him back from Ghana as soon as he became president because Otedola used to respect him even while he was VP.

They wanted to kill Otedola, they slapped him with several fines and charges running into billions, Goodluck waived all that but still mumu Yorubas hate Goodluck even after all the favor he also gave to their god Tinubu's OANDO oil but just because Tinubu wanted him to give his relative minister of petroleum job which he didn't, he turned against him. Nature will humble Tinubu sha, soon!

So stop over hyping Dangote cos he did nothing special to become the political business billionaire he is today. When u talk about self made billionaires, u talk about the man in topic of discussion that brought us here in the first place
Your ideas are beaming.

Look I dont share my food with people... but heres a spoon for you brother... Lets eat. smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye Being Ordained As A Pastor In 1975 (Throwback Photo) by ablemachine(m): 9:33am On Sep 30, 2018
Sharap... whats wrong in calling a spade a spade. Are you maaad
Osinamoney:
bro, ur words are harsh
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie: Men Commit Suicide More Because Of Patriarchy by ablemachine(m): 8:39am On Sep 13, 2018
Searching grin

eleojo23:
Which side is she on this time?

It seems like she is...

Finish the sentence using the picture if you are smart wink
RomanceRe: Top5 Fascinating Sex Secrets About China by ablemachine(m): 1:56pm On Sep 11, 2018
Idiot vagabond son of a criminal grin
PoliticsRe: 16 Arrested Ipob Women Appear Before Owerri Magistrate Court(photos) by ablemachine(m): 4:46pm On Aug 23, 2018
EwuOjota:
Just jail them.

Lazy illiterate dirty women. What were they protesting for?ask them and none will be able to provide a coherent answer.

Their responsible mates are at work,business,church or home taking care of their families. These ones that nobody refused to marry in the East, took it upon themselves to constitute public nuisance.

It is good to see they are still wearing the same clothes,and probably the same underwear they were wearing from when they got arrested. Their smell after months without shower and change of underwear in prison will teach them some serious lesson. Lazy MOFO's.
Theres no human in you anymore... its so unfortunate.
Car TalkRe: Toyota Nigeria Unveils All-new Camry In Nigeria by ablemachine(m): 10:20am On Aug 14, 2018
Alex80s:
Our Leaders over the years have made it practicality impossible for an average Nigerian to be able to buy a brand new car nowadays. Including Obasanjo and fake corruption fighter...
You are such a reasonable person.
TravelRe: Erosion Menace: Enugu-onitsha Road About To Cut Off by ablemachine(m): 11:02am On Aug 08, 2018
RealNaijaQuin:
I stay in Aladinma, the place is fine
New Owerri is fine

Forget about these renovations in Douglas and Whetheral, it will be ok
God will not forgive you for being this hipocriptic if you ve really been to owerri. How can you say owerri is fine based on road and this and that. Are you madt or you no get motor for the town? Be real for f**k sake.
PhonesRe: Which Is The Most Used Mobile App In The World? by ablemachine(m): 10:26am On Aug 08, 2018
meobizy:
The 'call' function. It is one 'app' both smart and regular phones share.
You are really a fast thinker no doubt... but I think you misinterpreted it due to your fast thinking grin. Anyways come to think like you, I can say it's the 'Antenna Functions' grin No connection no calls.
PoliticsRe: IPOB Meets Igbo Leaders, Lists Conditions For Peace by ablemachine(m): 6:50am On Aug 07, 2018
Baawaa:
So,shakara don end grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Say no to Bia-fraud Nation
I am pretty sure of your brain tttummmorrr grin
CelebritiesRe: Singer Timaya Poses With Guns (Photo) by ablemachine(m): 6:28am On Aug 07, 2018
License on Baretta huh I fear who no fear you.

He must have a license to upload such on social media[/quote]
SportsRe: Japan Unveils N324m Mobile Mosques To Welcome Muslim Fans During 2020 Olympics by ablemachine(m): 9:10pm On Aug 03, 2018
grin grin
Aldebaran:
Two insane posts
FamilyRe: Kenyan Man With 19 Wives Reveals What He Does To Keep Them Away From Cheating by ablemachine(m): 6:47pm On Aug 03, 2018
Mehn am confused undecided ... you are literally saying everyone should follow dangote's steps cos he's rich? huh twww... I don leave you comot here

CeeteeBoii:
“To prove that you are wealthy, you
must have many wives and children


Someone should remind me. How many wives dangote get?
SportsRe: Ikechukwu Ezenwa Asks Lionel Messi For His Jersey (Photos, Video) by ablemachine(m): 10:48pm On Jun 27, 2018
grin I fear your philosophy. Badghaai
Teewhy2:
Let him shoot his shot, one person can't use their reggae spoil another person blues.
He no send make the players way play not to win so that they can collect messi Jersey.

I was a bit angry before for the team but when I saw that Brazil with jesus struggled to qualify for the next stage, what will a Nigeria team with Moses do.
HealthRe: Is Ojuelegba The Dirtiest Part Of Lagos? by ablemachine(m): 5:19pm On Jun 27, 2018
ITS MUSHIN AND NOT OJUELEGBA

Correct undecided
CelebritiesRe: ‘Letter To Obasanjo’ - Eedris Abdulkareem Slams Ex President In New Song by ablemachine(m): 7:34am On Jun 08, 2018
Oyindidi:
Eedris take several seats for back. We no know you
Small pikin like you.

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