Celebrities › Re: “I Detest Transactional Sex” - Falz Reacts To Slut Shaming Claims by ablemachine(m): 3:11pm On Jan 15, 2019 |
I don’t see why so many wonderful lines in that track talking about this shithole of a country will be omitted for just transactional sex issue. This is so phokin ridiculous.  |
Nairaland General › Re: Leaf Aeroplane: Say Hi If You Did It, Indomie Generation Won't Understand "Lol" by ablemachine(m): 8:32pm On Jan 05, 2019 |
LiveByNight: Dude did you grow up in a jungle ?
I am in my late thirties and never did this ... .
Dude not everyone grew up in face me I face you
Sometimes keep your peace and save yourself embarrassing responses This guy na house boy that year I swear. |
Car Talk › Re: Pope's ₦82m Lamborghini Huracan Supercar Could Be Yours For As Little As ₦3,650 by ablemachine(m): 8:09am On Dec 20, 2018 |
As much as you have respect ✊ for others, I respect you too. Wisdom! Wisdom is much to ask for, knowledge will give you a clear insight that the Vatican alone can build up a new functional republic. Iykyk. VcStunner: I have nothing but pity for u and respect ofcourse. Naturally elsewhere, a Pastor gifted with this will stage a thanksgiving and use his members clothe for red carpet while letting them know the lord he serves is greater. But here is the thing, $860k will feed 1M IDP in Nigeria maybe for a year. But imagine having such wisdom to make as much as u projected $5B using the same asset? That will not only feed those IDPs but will also rebuild their lost homes! Which is what the Pope and the church stand for.
Next time you pray, beg him for wisdom. I know u still pray. |
Politics › Re: The Moment Buhari Cautioned Lawmakers As They Booed Him. Nigerians React by ablemachine(m): 2:29am On Dec 20, 2018 |
Na dai you dey so. Amu! Calers: I love Buhari to death. |
Phones › Re: Alert...9mobile, Smile & Swift To Be Cut In 10days by ablemachine(m): 7:06pm On Dec 19, 2018 |
Nothing works in Naija. Even your vote won’t count. |
Politics › Re: Saraki And Dogara Wish Buhari Happy Birthday by ablemachine(m): 2:55pm On Dec 17, 2018 |
So later on, this whole nigis saraki them, dogara them will still be in Nigeria and claim they didn’t know that’s not Buhari. Cos for sure soonest the truth go spread legs like peace sign✌��  I can not take this in orubebe’s voice |
Technology Market › Re: Samsung S9 Sold Iphone 7 128GB, Iphone 7 Plus 128GB ALL SOLD OUT ❎❎❎ by ablemachine(m): 12:32am On Oct 31, 2018 |
So for your mind now, you dey target more than 500k  make I hear wildchild1: All phones are factory unlocked. No swap, outright sale only
Both iPhones come with box and charger. Both Samsung comes with box and all accessories(charger and almighty AKG earpiece)
iPhone 7 is rose gold and in mint condition. iPhone 7 plus is black and has few scraches on the side, overall it's 8.5/10
Contact: Whatsapp: https:///send?phone=2347010492257
Or Call 09055958388 Location: Lagos but can send/ship worldwide grin
Prices: Rose Gold iPhone 7 128GB - 130K Black iPhone 7 Plus 128GB - 175K
Samsung Galaxy S9 Plus 64GB - 205K |
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are The Three Most Vital Things To Take To Church Every Sunday? by ablemachine(m): 7:34am On Oct 28, 2018 |
They wont remember Sense now. Lazy yoots |
Business › Re: Aliko Dangote Named 6th Most Charitable Person In The World by ablemachine(m): 8:43am On Oct 25, 2018 |
Sense will not kill you. You got a point.  I love Dangote( even amongst all the rumours of him being a channel for money laundering by politicians) because he looks smart and daring ,however I don't see him doing things very spectacular with his foundation. Although he has done some great stuff, most of what he does is give around #10k to market women. Like, 10k will make meaning to them but will it really grow another Dangote? For me, Elumelu's foundation that helps gather 10,000 entrepreneurs in Africa yearly is more effective. Africa needs to get past this beggarly philanthropic system. Maybe investing 100million in 20 individuals who will become mini-dangotes will make more meaning to the economy and country than share 10k to 10,000 market women.[/quote] |
Romance › Re: 5 Types Of Women You Should Never Let Go by ablemachine(m): 9:26pm On Oct 18, 2018 |
Where are they? Use your head oo  |
Family › Re: 60-year-old Woman And Husband Welcome First Baby After 36 Years Of Marriage by ablemachine(m): 8:48pm On Oct 18, 2018 |
What kinda delay is this abeg?.  |
Politics › Re: 2019: Dogara Emerges PDP Candidate In Bogoro/dass/tafawa-balewa Constituency by ablemachine(m): 9:34pm On Oct 03, 2018 |
Oh you are game bro. |
Politics › Re: Tambuwal In Closed-Door Meeting With Obasanjo In Abeokuta by ablemachine(m): 9:00pm On Oct 03, 2018 |
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Politics › Re: Tambuwal In Closed-Door Meeting With Obasanjo In Abeokuta by ablemachine(m): 8:58pm On Oct 03, 2018 |
Gold Diggers digging... |
Crime › Re: Photos Of The Edo Lady Who Was Killed & Corpse Dumped In A Bush In Edo (Graphic) by ablemachine(m): 8:55pm On Oct 03, 2018 |
*** Iberiberist spotted *** Avedonn: All this killings are carried out by useless yahoo boys.
Why am I even disturbed. They are all birds of a feather
Ladies have now metamorphosed to money magnet following yahoo boys up and down and the yahoo boys spend on them lavishly because they didn't sweat for the money so they do not feel the pain of doing that. In return, the ladies most pay with their blood to keep the money flowing.
It's a symbiotic relationship between the two known as mutualism. |
Politics › Re: Kanayo .O. Kanayo Disqualified By APGA In Imo Ahead Of Primaries by ablemachine(m): 8:49pm On Oct 03, 2018 |
Am tired of this mentality ...Ok, so because he got no big belly and extra pounds, then hes sick ?  mbahdi: HE LOOKS SICK |
Celebrities › Re: Emerald Iruobe, Waje's Daughter, Has Grown Into A Beautiful Woman by ablemachine(m): 8:52am On Oct 01, 2018 |
Make up ehh. Anyways shes pretty. |
Car Talk › Re: Elon Musk And Tesla Settle SEC Fraud Case For $40m,Will Resign As Tesla Chairman by ablemachine(m): 10:20am On Sep 30, 2018 |
franchasng: When you hear Americans saying their last presidential election was rigged, don't confuse it with your own type of brazen rigging as seen in Ekiti and Osun elections.
What they meant is some social media promotion firms from Russia created image lifting videos and campaigns to favor Donald Trump and to tarnish Hillary Clinton by exposing Hillary's past dark political secrets to make Americans dislike Hillary and prefer Trump. So they used Facebook more to push these messages to more American voters which made them to vote more for Trump, not as if it was rigged by changing figures like APC did in Ekiti and Osun.
Now back to Dangote, Dangote is the luckiest Nigerian alive and that's why he stay off contesting any political posts cos he knows past heads of states and presidents will expose him and kill his empire.
Dangote is not a self made billionaire. Dangote got his first business startup money from his billionaire uncle Alhj. Dantata + business connections and political connections from his father, uncles, etc. How many Nigerians had such opportunity If many Nigerians here have someone to give them just 5million to startup a business or fund their ideas, many will become richer in few years to come.
Dangote is the looting pipe and front for majority of past Nigerian heads of state excluding:
1. Abacha 2. Yaradua 3. Goodluck
Dangote gets a lot of tax and FOREX waivers running into billions while other competitors don't get! The FOREX waivers Dangote gets alone can make any mad man a very rich person 
Let me explain the FOREX waiver Dangote gets to you.
If dollar is 365 naira in black market, and CBN is selling dollar at 310 naira. Federal Government will issue Dangote a FOREX waiver to obtain dollar from CBN at official rate of 310 naira to encourage him so he can employ more. Dangote will buy this dollar and move it outside Nigeria and round trip to make billions.
That alone is a multi billion dollar business that made Aisha Buhari and many top APC chieftains billionaires in 2015/2016 when dollar shot up to 500naira = $1.
They will get waiver from CBN to buy $ at official rate of say 310nairs = $1 and they go to black marker to sell it for 480naira = $1, now check how much they will make selling like $50million
Dangote gets monopoly while his competitors gets shutdown. Obasanjo did it for him as against IBETO!
Dangote and Otedola used to be sworn secret enemies due to his cousin Rahamania Oil issue with Otedola, what rescued Otedola is Goodluck that brought him back from Ghana as soon as he became president because Otedola used to respect him even while he was VP.
They wanted to kill Otedola, they slapped him with several fines and charges running into billions, Goodluck waived all that but still mumu Yorubas hate Goodluck even after all the favor he also gave to their god Tinubu's OANDO oil but just because Tinubu wanted him to give his relative minister of petroleum job which he didn't, he turned against him. Nature will humble Tinubu sha, soon!
So stop over hyping Dangote cos he did nothing special to become the political business billionaire he is today. When u talk about self made billionaires, u talk about the man in topic of discussion that brought us here in the first place Your ideas are beaming. Look I dont share my food with people... but heres a spoon for you brother... Lets eat.  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Adeboye Being Ordained As A Pastor In 1975 (Throwback Photo) by ablemachine(m): 9:33am On Sep 30, 2018 |
Sharap... whats wrong in calling a spade a spade. Are you maaad Osinamoney: bro, ur words are harsh |
Literature › Re: Chimamanda Adichie: Men Commit Suicide More Because Of Patriarchy by ablemachine(m): 8:39am On Sep 13, 2018 |
Searching  eleojo23: Which side is she on this time?
It seems like she is...
Finish the sentence using the picture if you are smart  |
Romance › Re: Top5 Fascinating Sex Secrets About China by ablemachine(m): 1:56pm On Sep 11, 2018 |
Idiot vagabond son of a criminal  |
Politics › Re: 16 Arrested Ipob Women Appear Before Owerri Magistrate Court(photos) by ablemachine(m): 4:46pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
EwuOjota: Just jail them.
Lazy illiterate dirty women. What were they protesting for?ask them and none will be able to provide a coherent answer.
Their responsible mates are at work,business,church or home taking care of their families. These ones that nobody refused to marry in the East, took it upon themselves to constitute public nuisance.
It is good to see they are still wearing the same clothes,and probably the same underwear they were wearing from when they got arrested. Their smell after months without shower and change of underwear in prison will teach them some serious lesson. Lazy MOFO's. Theres no human in you anymore... its so unfortunate. |
Car Talk › Re: Toyota Nigeria Unveils All-new Camry In Nigeria by ablemachine(m): 10:20am On Aug 14, 2018 |
Alex80s: Our Leaders over the years have made it practicality impossible for an average Nigerian to be able to buy a brand new car nowadays. Including Obasanjo and fake corruption fighter... You are such a reasonable person. |
Travel › Re: Erosion Menace: Enugu-onitsha Road About To Cut Off by ablemachine(m): 11:02am On Aug 08, 2018 |
RealNaijaQuin: I stay in Aladinma, the place is fine New Owerri is fine
Forget about these renovations in Douglas and Whetheral, it will be ok God will not forgive you for being this hipocriptic if you ve really been to owerri. How can you say owerri is fine based on road and this and that. Are you madt or you no get motor for the town? Be real for f**k sake. |
Phones › Re: Which Is The Most Used Mobile App In The World? by ablemachine(m): 10:26am On Aug 08, 2018 |
meobizy: The 'call' function. It is one 'app' both smart and regular phones share. You are really a fast thinker no doubt... but I think you misinterpreted it due to your fast thinking  . Anyways come to think like you, I can say it's the 'Antenna Functions'  No connection no calls. |
Politics › Re: IPOB Meets Igbo Leaders, Lists Conditions For Peace by ablemachine(m): 6:50am On Aug 07, 2018 |
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Celebrities › Re: Singer Timaya Poses With Guns (Photo) by ablemachine(m): 6:28am On Aug 07, 2018 |
License on Baretta  I fear who no fear you. He must have a license to upload such on social media[/quote] |
Sports › Re: Japan Unveils N324m Mobile Mosques To Welcome Muslim Fans During 2020 Olympics by ablemachine(m): 9:10pm On Aug 03, 2018 |
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Family › Re: Kenyan Man With 19 Wives Reveals What He Does To Keep Them Away From Cheating by ablemachine(m): 6:47pm On Aug 03, 2018 |
Mehn am confused  ... you are literally saying everyone should follow dangote's steps cos he's rich?  twww... I don leave you comot here CeeteeBoii: “To prove that you are wealthy, you must have many wives and children
Someone should remind me. How many wives dangote get? |
Sports › Re: Ikechukwu Ezenwa Asks Lionel Messi For His Jersey (Photos, Video) by ablemachine(m): 10:48pm On Jun 27, 2018 |
 I fear your philosophy. Badghaai Teewhy2: Let him shoot his shot, one person can't use their reggae spoil another person blues. He no send make the players way play not to win so that they can collect messi Jersey.
I was a bit angry before for the team but when I saw that Brazil with jesus struggled to qualify for the next stage, what will a Nigeria team with Moses do. |
Health › Re: Is Ojuelegba The Dirtiest Part Of Lagos? by ablemachine(m): 5:19pm On Jun 27, 2018 |
ITS MUSHIN AND NOT OJUELEGBA Correct  |
Celebrities › Re: ‘Letter To Obasanjo’ - Eedris Abdulkareem Slams Ex President In New Song by ablemachine(m): 7:34am On Jun 08, 2018 |
Oyindidi: Eedris take several seats for back. We no know you Small pikin like you. |