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Christianity EtcRe: The Worst Kind Of People by ablemachine(m): 9:23am On Mar 08, 2020
All these = Greediness. Nice one OP
CrimeRe: Man Punches Taxi Driver To Death In Owerri (Pictures) by ablemachine(m): 8:12pm On Mar 01, 2020
TCKamar:
Lexus SUV not Lexus Jeep!
grin grin
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Is In Charge Of Nigeria -BMO by ablemachine(m): 3:13pm On Feb 20, 2020
PureGoldh:
Issoryt...wetin I know be say make our top officials dey do us well.....no be our fault say we be Nigerians nii undecided

If you need Pure Original Unadulterated Honey.. Whatsapp/Call 081-01 6667 71 Thank you...Las Las we go dey alright Sha..God bless Nigerians
Lick your honey yourself. Your statement is off the hook.
PoliticsRe: True Ethnic Origins Of Nigeria’s Past Presidents And Heads Of State by ablemachine(m): 12:06pm On Feb 15, 2020
Ok
SportsRe: Mary Atole: Ighalo Names Boots After His Late Sister by ablemachine(m): 5:10pm On Feb 04, 2020
So na your senior sister you take dey the play ball? huh grin
TravelRe: My Empty Flight Experience On EgyptAir From Cairo To Athens by ablemachine(m): 4:59pm On Feb 04, 2020
You made it bro!

You just broke no ones record. undecided
TravelRe: UK Police Give List Of Nationals Who Are To Register With Them. Nigeria Excluded by ablemachine(m): 4:53pm On Feb 04, 2020
Optional09:
we don’t need all this, we are better than waiting for anyone to pat us in the back. UK knows what they are benefiting from us they should be worshiping us
Oil dey your head ma niggo.
EducationRe: How Bad Is Second Class Lower Division In The Labour Market? by ablemachine(m): 8:13am On Feb 04, 2020
As you undecided
CelebritiesRe: Chioma And Davido Storm Dubai Club by ablemachine(m): 7:48pm On Feb 02, 2020
Calling her my bittchh??
PoliticsRe: Senator Kashamu Sprays Money On K1 De Ultimate by ablemachine(m): 9:01am On Jan 29, 2020
subtlemee:
only embezzled and yahoo money can be sprayed likes this.... if you suffer finish under hot sun to work or do business na to change 5k into 200naira put for envelope take go party o
This is a Nigerian Senator fofoksake sad . These guys don’t get it under any hot anything or any hardwork anything. You know how much they rack in on a legit. They got money:
CelebritiesRe: Porn Star, Jessica Jaymes Dead At 43 by ablemachine(m): 11:00pm On Sep 18, 2019
bggrafix:
Go give Satan Mouth Gig in Hell! May God forgive you as I also seek forgiveness for my sins..

No one is HOLY
Las las You go still go give Setan Blow colar Job in Hell. Like what in the monster energy drink bleep is wrong with you niqqas embarassed Hippocrates
CelebritiesRe: Porn Star, Jessica Jaymes Dead At 43 by ablemachine(m): 10:54pm On Sep 18, 2019
Wait cos she a pornster? huh You no geh zenze atallatallatallatallatallatall. Religious ignoramus grin Lets change the way we reason for bleep sake
tsinzu:
Devil dey roast am for hell fire now
TravelRe: Inside Abramovich’s ₦181b Eclipse Yacht With Helipads,Sub & Missile Defence Syst by ablemachine(m): 6:49am On Sep 09, 2019
PureGoldh:
Chaiii..... Poverty is a Sin ooh.

God please bless me and my people.....we really want to be a blessing to everyone around us.

If you need original unadulterated honey.. Call or whatsapp me on 081 016 667 71
Then selling original honey iz not gonna take you anywhere undecided
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu: Buhari Encircled And Trapped In His Yokohama Hotel Hideout by ablemachine(m): 4:05pm On Aug 30, 2019
Wiifesnatcher:
misplace priorities made this boy to lose the course that's gaining world recognition in the last Biafra saga, he turned himself to Igbo overall igwe and started misbehaving


he couldn't handle ordinary popularity, what if power comes into his hands, I'm sure he won't have regard for anyone. imagine him thinking he can harass a sitting president in host country? isn't that laughable. I might not like Buhari govt but this nnamdi KANU stupidity made Biafra sound like a joke

how can you intend to free your kinsmen from Nigeria but want to endanger the same people whom majority lives in North, that have one way thinking? a reasonable leader put his people safety first before anything
The majority in the North should come back. They’ve been warned earlier!
PoliticsRe: Arrest And Disgrace Buhari In Japan - Nnamdi Kanu Orders IPOB Members by ablemachine(m): 10:39am On Aug 24, 2019
The same thing that concerns the Nigerian president with Biafra undecided
9jayes:
But wetin concern Biafrans with Nigeria president?
PoliticsRe: Osita Chidoka Reacts To Attack On Ekweremadu: Tells IPOB To Apologize by ablemachine(m): 4:32pm On Aug 18, 2019
You seasoned it and nailed it.
kirkwood:
Useless people.

Condemn your sh*t there. In fact, all similar politicians deserve to be beaten thoroughly and whip lashed. They are not better than farmers and women raped on daily basis across the country.
There is no need parading yourself as self important if you cannot defend the people you represent in difficult times. There are several thousands of people who could have been in the position you are currently occupying, and done far better.

So f*ck off all you nay sayers. Your opinions are not important, nor would they quell the anger people have been nursing for long now.

Selfish, double-assed morherfuckerz.
Give it to those "touts" for being so fearless. They are no different from the "civilised" lawmakers that carry away maces, disrupt assembly sittings, or scale national assembly gates to demand their rights.

Fukk off with your gentleman debate. Every day no be for talk talk.. Ask Eritrea, East Timor, South Sudan how they all got their independence. No be by talk talk.

Sincerely, mr. Ike should ask himself serious questions.
His constituency has to be one of the poorest senatorial districts in the whole of the South East..

In fact, thunder fire all you hypocrites saying he should not have been beaten. Lick your stupid assez and fucck off.
Foools.

I don't think Igbos need sympathizers and culture preservationists now. When it was needed very much during the Civil War, it never came.

So fucck the hell off.

Period
CrimeRe: Nigerian Prisons Service Changes Name To Nigerian Correctional Service by ablemachine(m): 8:06pm On Aug 14, 2019
Penitentiary Nko? Yimu undecided
CrimeRe: Nigerian Prisons Service Changes Name To Nigerian Correctional Service by ablemachine(m): 7:58pm On Aug 14, 2019
Yimu!
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Stoning "The Devil" In Mecca (Photos) by ablemachine(m): 1:07pm On Aug 11, 2019
Oh the devil is in Mecca?
HealthRe: Young Man Runs 'mad' After Taking Synthetic Weed In Lagos [PHOTOS] by ablemachine(m): 11:47am On May 25, 2019
ValCon888:
Colorado is the senior brother of Arizona and is also known as Black Mamba.
Not to be trifled with unless you have your smoking certificate up to PhD level.


From the 1st picture, you can see the black mamba has bitten his brain.
[color=#006600]

Oh bruh this is nothing! Dudes not mad nah! Needs lots of care from loved ones at the mo’ good food and water then force him to sleep either by barrow mending or sleeping pills. �



This is typical of me when I come across such situation.

Who no come no go know sha cheesy cool grin
Music/RadioRe: Name An Artiste Whose Lyrics Have Never Made Sense To You by ablemachine(m): 1:01pm On May 21, 2019
franklingud:
2baba I forgot to mention.
He is legendary too.

But I think he should add more lyrics to his songs that passes a message. Like spiritual healing, that song is a lot message and lyrics...
You are right tho! But “E be like say” by 2baba should be Nigeria’s street Anthem till it sinks.
Music/RadioRe: Name An Artiste Whose Lyrics Have Never Made Sense To You by ablemachine(m): 4:41pm On May 19, 2019
franklingud:
Truth is... Nigerians like listening to good rubbish. That's why artists like wizkid, kCee, Skiibii, tekno etc doesn't have lyrical content in all their songs.
At least Davido is trying but not even up to 70% when rated.
KCee is the worst.
Artists like Asa, Timi Dakolo, Simi, Adekunle gold, Korede bello, Duncan mighty are really making me proud.

Rappers like M I are legendary lyricists.


Others go to the studio to smoke weed, shout to a good production and start their gibbering, ranting and release it for Nigerians that like listening to their nonsense.


And lastly let me make it clear that Falzthebadguy album EP "moral instructions" is EPIC.
Kudos to him.
Your views are great, but less without Tubaba. Just reason am smiley
BusinessRe: The Time It Would Take Dangote To Pay Off His ₦792m Bugatti Veyron by ablemachine(m): 9:49am On Apr 13, 2019
Mayor08:
Good evening, please I'm in need..I'm going through issues beyond me...i am presently going through some life threatening issues(emergency), i haven't been paid at work and wont be paid till early next month but the isssue on ground is so urgent...I hereby plead to people to kindly help with what they can...I haven't gotten something tangible to eat for some days..I really need help from well meaning people... I am hard working also..you can quote me or send me a dm to verify or clarify my claims.

And if there is anyone that is willing to borrow, I am willing to go any length to assure you I will pay back..I will show you my means of I.d, I can video chat, you will have my pic and if I fail to pay you back, you can call me out on social media( no one wants that)...please..its life and death
You are not doing well bro! Try to couple up, the world has left you. smiley
CrimeRe: Two Men Spotted Stealing On A Moving Truck While Riding Okada by ablemachine(m): 5:45pm On Apr 11, 2019
Majornuggets:
Any kind hearted person in the house, I’m so hungry right now I haven’t eaten since last night . I not lazy things just got complicated which is beyond me ... I honestly need a little boost .
grin Charlie! What you need is Lucozade Boost! not little Boost
CrimeRe: Two Men Spotted Stealing On A Moving Truck While Riding Okada by ablemachine(m): 5:41pm On Apr 11, 2019
grin Go hard or you go home !
CelebritiesRe: Sexy Steel Insulted By Lekki Toll Gate Cashier by ablemachine(m): 3:48pm On Apr 05, 2019
Akpa amu! Be real for once osiiso idi*t grin cheesy

darkcaesar03360:
who's sexy steel and how is he different from you and I.......so because he's a musician he shouldn't be rebuked again?
CelebritiesRe: "Rentals Dont Come With Two Keys" Daddy Freeze Support Huspuppi by ablemachine(m): 6:25am On Mar 08, 2019
ednut1:
Abuse pastors but supports a fraudster. Freeze no get sense atal
VAGABOND... owu don change your reasoning grin
CelebritiesRe: "Rentals Dont Come With Two Keys" Daddy Freeze Support Huspuppi by ablemachine(m): 6:24am On Mar 08, 2019
ednut1:
Abuse pastors but supports a fraudster. Freeze no get sense atal
VAGABOND owu do change your reasoning grin
PoliticsRe: Ekweremadu Wins 5th Senate Term by ablemachine(m): 7:39am On Feb 25, 2019
franchasng:
If Muhammadu Buhari rigs this election and forcefully install himself as Nigeria's President against the will of the masses, Buhari will never complete his tenure as President, bookmark this page today
I hate the fact that people still call Buhari... he isn’t alive bro !!!
EducationRe: What Offences Frequently Got You Flogged In Secondary School?? by ablemachine(m): 7:12am On Feb 05, 2019
Flying out my shirt and moving to different class rooms just like the school needs me grin
GamingRe: How To Apply Factory Reset To Your PS4 and PS4 PRO (screenshots) by ablemachine(m): 5:28pm On Feb 02, 2019
tosyne2much:
I have a brand new PS4 (1TB) going for N160, 000


Location: Lagos slide into my DM if you're interested
Your DM is not slippery bro. cheesy
EducationRe: Unilag Terminates Admission Of A Fresher Tested Positive To Drug Use by ablemachine(m): 9:08am On Jan 22, 2019
I can’t imagine some folks here praising this ill. So weed is evil and the likes of beer is Ok? God forsaken nation.

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