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SportsRe: A Hate Speech on Football (Soccer) by an American Lady by ablyguy(m): 9:55am On Jun 29, 2014
Chei!!! I didn't know hatred of football could make one run this mad? Sorry lady, the game is the world biggest religion, very contagious and utterly irrepressible...
PhonesRe: Nigerian Twitter Users (Tweeps) Thread - Let's Follow Each Other by ablyguy(m):
Jokes EtcRe: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by ablyguy(m): 9:29pm On Dec 20, 2013
Did the chicken cross the road or the road moved under the chicken?- Albert Einstern
LiteratureRe: Best Books You've Read This Year? by ablyguy(m): 7:17pm On Dec 12, 2013
django1: Song of ice and fire.

I read the whole five books this year.

1. A game of thrones
2. A clash of kings
3. A storm of swords
4. A feast of crows
5. A dance with the dragons


I'm thinking of reading it all over again before the “wind of winter" will be released in ‘God knows when' time - curse you GRRM.
Yeah, Martin is a mean machine. I wonder how that guy kept track of all his characters. They're too numerious to remember and aptly moulded. I'm reading the third series now- 'The Storm of Swords.' I wish I hadn't watched the series first...

@op, in addition to the three series of 'A Song of Ice and Fire' I've read the following.

The Last Symbol- Darn Brown.

The Ice Limit- Lincoln Child & Douglas Preston.

Chosen To Die- Lisa Jackson
PoliticsRe: Anambra Election Protesters Are Not Igbos – Obi’s Aide by ablyguy(m): 10:37am On Nov 20, 2013
Apga spreads clinically prepared propaganda. APC spreads expertly polished lies. *Shrugs.* I guess all is fair and just in political wars of slander. I still don't like APC at the moment though...
Christianity EtcRe: Boko-Haram Shot Man In The Head For Refusing To Deny Christ by ablyguy(m): 7:08pm On Nov 19, 2013
Biggoozz: Son of perdition, you are on a mission. I have done my work to expose you for those who want to know the truth. How do you hope to get me foolishly arguing when we both know what you are up to? Rant on!
Are you not tired of writing this your 'son of perdition' already? Obidiah seems to be making more sense than you if you keep repeating that.
SportsRe: Okorocha Rewards Four Imo-born Eaglets With Cash And Property by ablyguy(m): 7:35pm On Nov 14, 2013
Is it not the same Rochas that said he doesn't understand how grown men would be running around the field chasing after a small ball? Now he's rewarding eaglets. Maybe he prefers kids running around the filed to grown men doing the same sha...
RomanceRe: Do You Take Your Relationship As A Personal Responsibility? by ablyguy(m): 5:10am On Oct 31, 2013
elrony: Nigguh try a Lil bit to be intelligent !!
Right after you...
RomanceRe: Do You Take Your Relationship As A Personal Responsibility? by ablyguy(m): 9:18pm On Oct 30, 2013
All this people and their insane relationship jargons sef. Don't you guys get tired? Na relationship person go chop?

Treat your relationship the way you treat your as.s. Shi.t out of it the way you shit out of your as.s and wipe it the way you wipe your as.s...
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Iraq: FIFA U-17 World Cup (5 - 0) On 25th October 2013 by ablyguy(m): 2:34pm On Oct 25, 2013
'Nigeria is STORMING to the round of 16.' -commenter.

The grass is green..
FamilyRe: Females Are More Matured Than Males by ablyguy(m): 2:22pm On Oct 25, 2013
xynerise: Yes, because girls get matured advices at a tender age while we boys were busy riding tyres on the street
O boy! I ride tire die eh. Even naked under the rain. It was bliss!
CrimeRe: Enugu, Crime Capital Of Nigeria – Survey by ablyguy(m): 10:38am On Oct 22, 2013
Enugu, crime capital? IzzOkay! If not that I have repented I would have said some things. PremiumTimes take time oO! I repent every two days. Enugu, crime capital my foot! Next they will sit behind a computer and tell me my sitting room is a crime capital.
RomanceRe: Do Guys Cry After Being Dumped? by ablyguy(m): 5:17pm On Oct 21, 2013
Some do. But if that happens to me I would prefer taking liquids in to spilling them out. It's natural to feel hurt but not necessarily by crying. I value my liquids too much for that jare...
Car TalkRe: Things That Happen on BRT Buses by ablyguy(m):
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RomanceRe: What Are Your Fears About Marriage ? by ablyguy(m): 2:11pm On Oct 08, 2013
Lets see

1. Fear of ever loosing a kid.

2. Fear of not eating what I like. You know sometimes I like putting weed in my beans or pap.

3. Fear of someone standing infront of my TV when I'm watching football. I'm afraid of I might do when that happens.

4. Fear of saying the wrong things. I'm bitingly sarcastic when I'm happy and I'm almost always happy.

Lastly, fear of not fearing at all. Fear makes one wiser, right?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 14th September 2013 by ablyguy(m): 10:27am On Sep 14, 2013
One blues must surrender today. One M must bow to the other. Who's it gonna be? Of course, the one whose first letter preceds the other. The sky has always been light blue not navy blue!!! Anything red- the racists, losers and trophy-beggars, the lone-walkers being decieved by obese fans- should stay off oO! This is a thread for the contest of blues...
SportsRe: Which Country Do You Want Nigeria To Face In The World Cup Qualifiers Play-off? by ablyguy(m): 9:27pm On Sep 10, 2013
I prefer Cameroun. I need to watch football.
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Borno & Yobe From A JTF Nairalander. by ablyguy(m): 4:45pm On Sep 10, 2013
Choi! @Op, you've resurrected my buried desire to join the millitary. May you never run out of bullets and your trigger never jam!!!
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Borno & Yobe From A JTF Nairalander. by ablyguy(m): 4:33pm On Sep 10, 2013
Sincere 9gerian: @13volts..,we'r so proud of guys and the good job you'r doing for our country. May God continue to protect you and your colleagues.

Meanwhile, the contributions of the civillian JTF to the successes recorded so far in the war on Boko Haram is priceless.

But I have some questions for you. It appears the casualty on the side of the civillian JTF is beginning to mount (at the last count, I think atleast 37 of them have been killed). What is responsible and what can the JTF do to reduce this to the barest minimum before it gets out of hand and lead to dissolution of the civillian JTF?

Why do you think Boko Haram is still able to carry out sporadic killings in Borno despite the lock down by security agencies?

Now that Shekau is dead, do you think the end of Boko Haram is near? Can Boko Haram be eliminated before the end of the year?

Since JTF had always been in Borno and Yobe, how come Boko Haram was allowed to build camps, erect flags,etc before the declaration of state of emergency? Was it strategy to draw them in and decimate them or what?

You can choose not to answer any question that will compromise your operations. Thank you.
These reporters sef! Abeg for which paper? If it's Sahara reporters, I have the guys's number with me...
FamilyRe: Things Men Should Never Do! by ablyguy(m):
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Christianity EtcRe: Wearing Jewelries Takes One To Hell? by ablyguy(m): 8:25am On Aug 19, 2013
breezy047: Noooo its not like that. . .

Read Exo 35 when the Lord gave instructions Himself about the building of the terbanacle.

That's what He made gold for. . .as a building material or to beautify the temples and houses. Whenever God asks people to bring gold in the bible it is for building. That is what he made it for. The streets of heaven are made of gold and had Adam and Eve not fallen the streets of the earth would have been made of gold. But when God creates the new heaven and new earth he promised in revelations, expect the joyful cities of saints to be built with precious stones.

Now you see. . .it is part of the purposeful plans of satan to make men beautify themselves with gold and jewellries, against what God made them for. he knows that when God made man in Genesis, Man was good. God liked the natural man the way he is. But satan has been ruunning the race of making men pollute themselves with jewellries so as to deride Christ and make God angry with men. And he's almost succeeding because as at now billions of women on earth wear these make-ups, jewellries etc that makes God angry.

Purposefully putting the Lord to anger. . .

God himself said it in Exo 33 vs 4-6

"If I were to go with you even for a moment, I might destroy you. Now take off your. . ."

Read the rest yourself.

The story is about when Moses was with the Lord on the mountain and the people (God's own people) made a golden calf with their golds, worshipped it, wore jewellries (which they originally didn't wear)and committed revellry before the idol.

God bless you.
Serioulsy bro, your interpretation of the bible is really skewed. Besides I also heard God's crown is made of gold too...
Christianity EtcRe: Wearing Jewelries Takes One To Hell? by ablyguy(m):
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Hull City (2 - 0) On 18th August 2013 by ablyguy(m): 5:24pm On Aug 18, 2013
Havilah93: ivanovic no pk. That was a push ooo
Don't mind that ref...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Hull City (2 - 0) On 18th August 2013 by ablyguy(m): 5:23pm On Aug 18, 2013
Schurrle prepping to enter the field...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Hull City (2 - 0) On 18th August 2013 by ablyguy(m): 4:24pm On Aug 18, 2013
Lampard scores goal of the seeeeeeson!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Hull City (2 - 0) On 18th August 2013 by ablyguy(m): 4:17pm On Aug 18, 2013
Hull City players just dey run round the field. Na grasshopper dem dey find?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Hull City (2 - 0) On 18th August 2013 by ablyguy(m): 4:11pm On Aug 18, 2013
Goalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Oscar scores
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Hull City (2 - 0) On 18th August 2013 by ablyguy(m): 4:07pm On Aug 18, 2013
oloriooko: [size=48pt]WHERE IS MIKEL?[/size]
Spider dey Mikel belle!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Hull City (2 - 0) On 18th August 2013 by ablyguy(m): 4:05pm On Aug 18, 2013
torres2: Are you one of the few who just ported to chelsea?
Been a blues before they were formed sef!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Hull City (2 - 0) On 18th August 2013 by ablyguy(m): 4:04pm On Aug 18, 2013
torres2: Are you one of the few who just ported to chelsea?
Been a blues before they were formed sef!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Hull City (2 - 0) On 18th August 2013 by ablyguy(m): 4:02pm On Aug 18, 2013
Bruyne shoots, but aims for the crowd...

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