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A second health care worker at Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital who provided care for Thomas Eric Duncan has tested positive for Ebola, the Texas Department of State Health Services announced.

The health care worker reported a fever on Tuesday and was isolated at the hospital, authorities said. The worker’s identity has not been revealed.

The diagnosis follows days after nurse Nina Pham, 26, who also treated Duncan, was diagnosed with Ebola. Duncan was diagnosed with Ebola on Sept. 30 and died Oct. 8.

seriously!!

is na nigerian be this, him don die!!! poor kid though

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#teamDoro


who is Dbanj again?

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na twins?

dexpendable:
Wonderful story of a more or less jobless person. Why on earth would you seat down early in the morning and be watching bba if at all you've anything to do.. in other words, if there was no bba, you would be sleeping.. You're awesone

[size=18pt]my friend every person has his own priority in this life!!

if it wont kill you now or later in life, please can you allow that person to live his life in peace?[/size]

priscaoge:
Stale!


Please don't joke with things like this,it could have been u Or me.

you speak as if you wont die one day!!!!

did he die?

wetin b that?


na sun?

u no go like ask am wetin him want?

if him dey tie grass on replationship, maybe u go need that police oh!!

Peeps in dubai, me dey find work oh. Help a brother in the Lord. I fit drop number make we relate.

HawtMummie: House, pls help out, why is the Verve card not accepted when booking an hotel reservation in Dubai? Any suggestion of hotels that accept the Verve card? Thanks.

Verve cards dont work worldwide like mastercard or visa. If ur card doesnt carry the mastercard or visa logo, sista no vex. It wont work.

U guys r not nice oh.

As for me, i dont know oh.

kmcutez: @op, I'm a sweet 16 year old virgin looking for the love of ma life. I know from looking at your pics, we will gel together like pounded yam and egusi soup.

@op, infact, you are the jack to my jill. Let us make sweet sweet romance and watch the haters burn.

I love you, love you, love you.

the struggle!!!

[size=18pt]it haff do nau!!!!![/size]

i may not b and MOG but my basic knowledge of the bible tells me that the old testament is all about creation and the preparation of the coming of Christ. then He comes and we have the new testament.

Now our Nigerian pastors and their counterparts all over the world keep confusing themselves back and forth with quotes from the holy book. and i have come to realise that church peeps now use these quotes in different contexts to fulfill their personal beliefs.

and another thing is i dont recall any prophets coming around after Jesus left or do i read my Bible upside down??

bjcuntis: a fool @ ur age is a fool 4eva......kip swiming in ur pool f ignorance.....nd of course u will definately go to hell

i don see ur appartment for heaven!!! for ur mind!! smh

Yomii: Those who make News don't make Noice; those who make Noice don't make news. If you like pay tithe and if you like don't pay tithe. All I know is as long as you are not a giver, you can never prosper.

abeg define this ur give joor?

AfricanApple: and how obvious it is now dat u are sick
u have been noticed okay! now can i breath?

sincerely english really hard!

AntiGbagaun: He should stop changing people's usernames and deleting pictures.

this place don dey turn to dictator ship small small oh!!

AfricanApple: these days my skin is though and i'm not allergic to insults and maybe bullcraps

so before i yarn, wetin dis tin wey u yarn mean

english hard oh!!

The following is what a women posted on a dating forum seeking a rich husband:

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I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty

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A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan below:

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO



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nuttyhnic: I don't think you understand what a blog is, neither do you understand what a discussion forum is...for you to suggest[size=18pt] seun should create a blog, when a discussion forum does the same thing as a blog[/size].

This is the worst idea of the century.

are you effing kidding me? Nuttyhnic, u b one of those pipo weh no know sabi the difference of these things but will argue till death about it!! lemme help u here!!

A blog (a truncation of the expression web log)[1] is a discussion or informational site published on the World Wide Web and consisting of discrete entries ("posts" typically displayed in reverse chronological order (the most recent post appears first). Until 2009 blogs were usually the work of a single individual[citation needed], occasionally of a small group, and often covered a single subject. More recently "multi-author blogs" (MABs) have developed, with posts written by large numbers of authors and professionally edited.

An Internet forum, or message board or discussion forum, is an online discussion site where people can hold conversations in the form of posted messages.[1] They differ from chat rooms in that messages are often longer than one line of text, and are at least temporarily archived. Also, depending on the access level of a user or the forum set-up, a posted message might need to be approved by a moderator before it becomes visible.

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