Kai!!! See peeps weh want go heaven! Wuna suppose come see as alcohol and chicken di go down here! Wetin concern us? If dem like dem born jesus for 29 or 30 Feb sef, we go dey jolluy dey go!

But why some pipo like stress so sef? I just taya

kai! Who don miss road so?

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all dese camera men sef!!

wetin dis geh dey yarn sef? [size=20pt]wetin b the size of ur b00bs? ny@n$h nko?[/size] forget about ur dressing joor? u just get the assets, na pipo like u dem dey use pillow handle!!

like seriously?

oluwacjay:

Bro a widowed woman in d bible was wit family members who were goin 2 bury her only child, jesus saw d woman, took pity on her condition, stopd d carriage carryin her dead son & raised him 4rm d dead. St peter, took pity on a crippled man who asked him 4 coins, he offered him wat he had( a miracle) & he got up and walked. D spirit of God in his apostles is not asleep, it directs deir path, and confirms deir words. Pls read ur bible & not ur canal understanding. U dnt need 2 enta in2 d "mood" of d spirit esp wen u a leader of a church..m

dude, i know u are talking about "pity healing" but they dont do dis everyday, the way our own "prophets" go about it here in 9ja!!

tobechi20: Patience jonathan

like seriously?

huh?

and...

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Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch.

na so it dey start!! small time!! things go dey miss!! okay oh!!

i have made it a habit to use the john only when i want to take ma bath!! well if i carry ma fone enter, dat mean say that bathing fit enter 1 hr esp if i am not going out!!

how the price for garri go change for market? wetin b dis?

dis thing no clear nau!!

everything is just handled according to the way your mind processes it!! its just a thing of the mind!!

[size=28pt]smh!! [/size]

there is one thing i have learnt in my stay in this country!!

[size=20pt]NIGERIANS dont trust no one and need (physical) signs and wonders before they can believe whatever you have to say. if it like make it b spiritual or chemical or sentimental, if you cant convert it to physical, no vex !![/size]

like some one asked, how many of our cologne wearing pastors will allow even the grandmothers in their churches get a hug fro them?

all those talking about healing, do u guys know what kind of fulfilment that dude will get? its not all about the healing

and i see someone saying the pope and catholics are not of God. like seriously? since when did healing and all that physical stuff become signs that you are of God?

[size=28pt]wait, Dangote no get pikin or wetin?[/size]

thanks guys!!

Hi,

A friend asked me to help her check if there are any Human Resource Training Schools here in Nigeria.
So please if you know anyone, maybe you could hook me up with the name, possible a website or address.

thanks

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English hard oh!!!

bobby256: tried using the demo account,non of the servers are connecting

youngmoneypi: Just finished testing the whole servers with the demo account and non connected not even one.

OGA OP, see what ur Bois are saying!!!!

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see pipo weh dem di pity!!

she get boobs?

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i don dey wait for dis one since it waste time oh!!