₦airaland Forum

oweman:
Very tall and impossible hope , how can an ibo man be Nigerians next president whether Buhari recentest or not the chance of an ibo for the next ten yesrs is less than 10 percent .

Hey its Igbo not ibo...and
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Put some Respeck on my tribe.

Gowon!!
All the wrongs you did is still haunting you and now you trying to do the right thing but hey...you'll suffer it.
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Who knows if that's why he's still alive.

Crazyclown

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How can you describe a man who’s older than you by just 18 years, as your “grand father”?



Are you saying your own dad is older than you with 9 years and his own dad older than him with 9 years too?



These are some of the questions a Nigerian, Jack Obinyan, want Governor Ayo Fayose to answer after he called President Buhari his grandfather.



18 years is your elder brother, not grandfather. Lol!

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http://www.newshelm.com/2016/05/fayose-gets-reply-for-calling-buhari.html[/quote]how stupid
When a kid behaves mature you call him an adult. ..
When a man becomes too archaic, mehn he's a grandfather oo.

lol
I laughed
I checked my manhood
I laughed again
then I posted this but
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Who e epp?
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Na my homeboy sha kudos bro . In his voice "it's your daddy xbusta"...lol

Good to know

The last time I checked;
I can sponsor a page
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Create a page
Write your contents
Pay Facebook with master card
Select your target audience and...
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Voila
Sponsored.

Nigeria told Cameroon
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Help us fight Biafra and you'll get Bakassi.
After the war, Nigeria shot all cameroonian soldier stationed in bakassi
And abacha threatened to massacre Cameroon if they try an act of war.
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same to hausa by the fulanis
They'll support fulani till its their turn.

dahaz:
pls this is for expirience and practical engrs.The height of an abandon warehouse is to be increased and the steel roof is to be replaced with a new one. In the absence of the as-built drawing, how do you evaluate if the foundation will be able to carry the additional loads and the new roof?

Structural analysis
Bending moment, compressive strength.

The dead and live loads are to be calculated and it may require additional support in terms of column or if the foundation must be touched, it should be expanded to dissipate the load on it.

Don't do it on your own
Employ the services of an Engineer not building technicians and technologists.
I wouldn't charge much so would they plus it comes with guarantee.

Actually?

NO, I'll stray at the slightest chance.

You already did when you said she's far from you. Stop picking the dang calls and if she's into you, she'll be back if not. ..easy

You're very correct but also wrong in some aspect.

Let's go coding.

You can try to protect your business with the highest security you can get but the truth still remains that you purchased the Web apps your business use and the company who wrote those apps still have backdoors or secret passages also called ports through which they collect informations regarding the app and it's performance as well as determine the active users of it.
This information is sent through a port which if hackers can bridge?
Shikena.

Most business run their business on windows which is full of loopholes (honestly speaking).
Microsoft OSs have many ways...geez I can't get into details but just know that if your business uses windows, it sends infos back to source which can always be breached without Microsofts knowledge of it.
That's why hackers themselves use OS like jarvis and co so you can't hack them.

If your business have a website or run online and you happened to have tech specialist who is not dedicated to their job but still doing their job, you have high chances of being hacked reasons

Coding upgrades everyday and it takes a dedicated programmer to maintain the website, find and fix bugs before it becomes an expressway.

Your workers system can of course be targeted with malicious programs to capture their data which in turn helps to break down the company or business.

Generally the Internet is like a bank, all you can do is secure it but you can't stop attacks.

enygmababe:
The fact that a SAN is being tried is not enough reason for all the lawyers in the court room to represent him jor. To me that feels like acting like sheep. If you are not guilty face the trial and move on without making a ruckus

You're right viewing from your class but when you finally get to play in the major leagues, you'll realize "Everybody is guilty of different charges and everybody has skeletons in their closets".

When we talk about corruption, everybody you see there is corrupt just that some is higher.

They played hard to get so when I finally get them which I always do, I play with the kolo and fall asleep.

Barca001:
Those days this vintage tool will give you any hair style you desire and i also remember the Rolling Chair.
My favourite hair style was Crazy-joe but dad did not allow me to spot it.
Add your favourite hair style when you were kids.




#Feeling nostalgic

Those days mum be like
"Go to ochonma's place and barb your hair. ..be sure not to remain any hair, take this #30 for you and your junior sister, buy kwili kwili with the change."

Booyakasha:
I disagree with the Introvert part.. I'm dating an introverted guy.. Apart from the fact that introverts can be extreme loners, practical people with inability to express theirselves and they get the phobia of kissing and hugging or even holding hands in public, here are some reasons to be with an introvert guy.. they're amazing!!

Great listeners. My boyfriend helps me a lot by just listening to me. You know when you want some one to just hear you out and only advice when asked for, Introverts are ever ready for that.
Very Intelligent. Very clichéd sentence but trust me they are intelligent. My Man solves the rubiks cube in under 2 mins. That's crazy.

No nonsense. They are the ones you can have the most meaningful conversations with, not garbage talks.
They guide you very well. Some how they see you just the way you are, and yet love you because it's beyond looks for them. They don't get blinded by love, and yet For them love means everything and they give it their all.

Not Fake. They do not pretend to like you. They either just like you or don't and will tell you straight

Love Ain't A Game . They don't fall in love easily, but They fall hard. For them love isn't a game, their Hearts are at Stake. If they tell you they love you, you better not break their heart.

Calm by nature. Would women want to be with a man who gets violent, abuses, puts her down, yells at her or with A Man who treats her like a princess, will be faithful and treat her with respect all her life. I'm sure you will choose the latter i.e The Introverted man. They can never get violent it's just not in their nature to fight, and usually are respectful towards everyone in general.

Give you space. Space is must in a relationship and introverts know how to give you that.

Hot in Bed. They are good love makers (I can only speak on the behalf of my bf). Boy they are passionate!!

Stand by you. Is anything in this world worth more than some one actually standing by you through the toughest times? Introverts who are in love with you, won't back down when your in trouble, or back off because some one else says so. They fight hard to protect their loved ones.

Won't “use" you. Introverted men never woo women as a game. They are genuinely attracted to her and want to get to know her on deeper level. Yes sex is on their mind too but they will never cross their boundaries with you. Introverted women find it hard to fall for some one and when they do it's usually for life.

Honesty. Yes they are brutally honest, they will criticize you, not to hurt you but, because they really care about you . Yet they will be the first ones to come Cheer you up, Motivate you when you feel down and like a total failure.

Best friends. They are the bestest friends you can ever find. Trust me.

Loyalty. Being faithful comes to them naturally. Since they are introverted, they do not have many friends or easily make new connections. This means they do not find it hard to stay loyal and committed when in a serious relationship.

Some introverts i know here on NL: Teempakguy

You're either wrong or right but 400 likes?
You're so right and I have to save this page because you just said everything about me even the ones I do subconsciously. lol

I fit say fight don start as thread reach page 3.

hmm stupedinluv, you get stalkers fans plenty.

Angelberry:
Since this post is about her let me say this...you are an.intelligent lady but the rate you seek attention is alarming. You said something about your big booobs and I was amazed cos that shouldn't be coming from a young lady. I immediately checked your dp to see the boobs u want to reduce but I left disappointed cos they are smaller than mine. Stop spewing trash.

You ended up saying this aloud

"Stupedinluv, my boobs are bigger than yours"

Well done.

engrchykae:
sometimes i doubt if the barrier of ethnicity and dangerous hatred will ever allow Africans to progress

Yea, it will, at some time when you either progress with executed positive ideas or retard with your hatred.
I bet you everybody will start being positive as if it's a new Christian church introduced in the old times.
We'll get there, slowly but surely.

Stupedinluv:
You are a bad man

My heart is too tender for bush things

Well the face is innocent but the body

They said "body is weak but mind is willing"

Y'all kids need to grow up and stop all this
e-political wars.
Think about how you can affect the country in a positive way,
Make out time and educate yourself so you'll be better than your heroes.
Self Education is the best type of education.
I believe in the intellects we produce and I know that Nigeria will change for good with or without the government.
Stay positive friends.
And good night.

Stupedinluv:
But i know this one too

Chai, I pity the niqqa you "knew this one too" with...
I bet he's still in coma or maybe somewhere far from home playing Texas Holdem