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Education › Re: First Yorùbá Textbook Unveiled In China by Absuchat(m): 7:28am On Jul 13, 2023
soullove1881:
Yoruba tribe no dey cry on internet or make unnecessary noise.
But they can write love letters to emirs grin
Education › Re: First Yorùbá Textbook Unveiled In China by Absuchat(m): 7:27am On Jul 13, 2023
BentizilL2:
The land of Omoluabi, the blessed people...

Definitely going to be a Yoruba in my next life 💯
Escape this miserable one first
Politics › Re: IPOB Is A Terrorist Group: PUNCH NEWSPAPER by Absuchat(m): 7:23am On Jul 13, 2023
Politics › Re: IPOB Is A Terrorist Group: PUNCH NEWSPAPER by Absuchat(m): 7:14am On Jul 13, 2023
beerfraud:
don’t forget that you have another 14 good days to sit at home again as directed by Mazi Simon Ekpa
If they born your father and your mother well let them to and tap palm wine if they will not receive proper beating
Even if we sit at home for the remaining months of the year, South East will still top you and your papa in Human Development Index.


How far? Has Wole soyinka written another love letter to Emir of Ilorin?
Politics › Re: IPOB Is A Terrorist Group: PUNCH NEWSPAPER by Absuchat(m): 7:10am On Jul 13, 2023
beerfraud:
bring your source
Let's have yours
Politics › Re: IPOB Is A Terrorist Group: PUNCH NEWSPAPER by Absuchat(m): 7:09am On Jul 13, 2023
adekolaelect:
Among the Terrorist sighted. from their statement you will know them.
I'm sure you are a member of OPC... A full fledged terrorist
Politics › Re: IPOB Is A Terrorist Group: PUNCH NEWSPAPER by Absuchat(m): 7:08am On Jul 13, 2023
beerfraud:
IPOB is the 10th most deadliest terrorist group in the whole world
OPC is the first terrorist group in Africa. It has killed more people than Boko Haram since its formation
Politics › Re: IPOB Is A Terrorist Group: PUNCH NEWSPAPER by Absuchat(m): 7:07am On Jul 13, 2023
jogojogo:
Yea, the South East was the most peaceful before operation python dance.... operation python dance was brought for no reason than to introduce violence...
.so say the deluded ipob apologist
Explain how OPC was formed and what it has achieved apart from terrorism
Politics › Re: IPOB Is A Terrorist Group: PUNCH NEWSPAPER by Absuchat(m): 7:05am On Jul 13, 2023
jogojogo:
An ipob spotted here
Ex OpC is here
Education › Re: Udeh Chiamaka Victoria Graduates With First Class In Medicine In Russia by Absuchat(m): 7:04am On Jul 13, 2023
Tareq1105:
Ignore the spare parts apprentice.
Coming from an oshodi under bridge inhabitant
Travel › Re: Kenyans Declare: ''We Love Nigerians!'' - Vid by Absuchat(m): 6:54am On Jul 13, 2023
Rossikk:
Negligible number. Probably not enough to fill a classroom.
From the Lagos-ibadan bureau of statistics grin
I expected something below negligible
Travel › Re: Kenyans Declare: ''We Love Nigerians!'' - Vid by Absuchat(m): 6:50am On Jul 13, 2023
Rossikk:
You don't have to deal with us. You're 11 million in the north (according to Ohaneze) and 10 million in the west, when you should be in your homeland.

It's those regions who who have to deal with people like you, not the other way round.
And you are zero million in the East according to Afenifere? grin
This explains why I said what I said. Our problem is dealing with people with premature sense of reasoning
Politics › Re: With A Population Of 200 Million, N500 Billion Translates To N2, 500 Per Person by Absuchat(m): 6:46am On Jul 13, 2023
Rolings:
Does it sound funny to you?

And did they tell you the palliative is for 200 million people?
Such palliative is not meant for everybody but those that need it....except you want us to believe everybody in Nigeria need and should get the palliative
Ok let's assume half of us don't need it ( which I doubt), what will 5k do for you?
Politics › Re: With A Population Of 200 Million, N500 Billion Translates To N2, 500 Per Person by Absuchat(m): 6:45am On Jul 13, 2023
grin
Only his son's 340m wristwatch can provide substantial palliatives to more than 10k Nigerians
Politics › Re: IPOB Is A Terrorist Group: PUNCH NEWSPAPER by Absuchat(m): 6:43am On Jul 13, 2023
jogojogo:
Stop decieving yourself
Stop being deceived
Politics › Re: IPOB Is A Terrorist Group: PUNCH NEWSPAPER by Absuchat(m): 6:42am On Jul 13, 2023
tamdun:
Wake up
Go and sleep
Travel › Re: Kenyans Declare: ''We Love Nigerians!'' - Vid by Absuchat(m):
Rossikk:
That's a pretty dumb mentality to have.

..Probably why you have so many problems fitting in.
You're too shallow in reasoning to determine a "pretty dumb mentality" ... That will explain to you why your problem is the fact that you think we have "so many problems".
The only problem we have is having to deal with people like you
Travel › Re: Kenyans Declare: ''We Love Nigerians!'' - Vid by Absuchat(m):
Rossikk:
You're entitled to your opinion.

Just don't expect everyone else to share it. wink
Still doesn't change the fact that Igbo bú the best
Travel › Re: Kenyans Declare: ''We Love Nigerians!'' - Vid by Absuchat(m): 6:18am On Jul 13, 2023
Rossikk:
All are equal before the Supreme Being. wink
Ok.. but before humans.... Igbo by óka ibe
Travel › Re: Kenyans Declare: ''We Love Nigerians!'' - Vid by Absuchat(m): 6:15am On Jul 13, 2023
Rossikk:
Igbo Amaka
Yoruba Amaka
Hausa Amaka
Fulani Amaka
Edo Amaka
Ijaw Amaka
Itsekiri Amaka

grin
Ok. But Igbo kacha mma
Politics › Re: IPOB Is A Terrorist Group: PUNCH NEWSPAPER by Absuchat(m): 6:14am On Jul 13, 2023
OPC did worse. They are the first terrorist group in Nigeria
Travel › Re: Kenyans Declare: ''We Love Nigerians!'' - Vid by Absuchat(m): 6:12am On Jul 13, 2023
Farraheights:
The post was about Nigeria not igbo or my tribe pls pls pls... Let's forgive ourselves and help our next generation of Nigerians
We're saying same thing. Igbo Amaka
Travel › Re: Kenyans Declare: ''We Love Nigerians!'' - Vid by Absuchat(m): 6:08am On Jul 13, 2023
God bless Nigeria.... She is lucky to have the Igbo tribe.
Politics › Re: The Gruesome Murder Of Ezeagu/udi Constituents At Ugwu Di Nso, Enugu State by Absuchat(m): 3:21am On Jul 13, 2023
cry
It's well
Politics › Re: 2021 Human Development Index by Absuchat(m): 3:20am On Jul 13, 2023
AmehTsaev:
2021 HUMAN DEVELOPMENT INDEX

2021 HUMAN DEVELOPMENT INDEX

1 🟣Lagos: 0.681
2 🟣Ogun: 0.671
3 🟢Anambra: 0.662
4 🟤Delta: 0.662
5 🟤Bayelsa: 0.651
6 🟤Rivers: 0.648
7 🟢Imo: 0.647
8 🟠FCT: 0.646
9 🟢Abia: 0.644
10 🟢Enugu: 0.640

🇳🇬Nigeria: 0.535
22 States + FCT above National HDI

https://twitter.com/StatiSense/status/1679081328975683584?t=NZlrbOBXzQR3V3UtiOACgA&s=19

SE =4/5
SS =3/6
SW =2/6
NC =1/6
NE =0/6
NW =0/6

The SE had the highest representation with the highest HDI with 4 out of 5 states making the top 10, and this is despite the sit-at-home dilemmas etc...the South South aren't doing badly at all.

The North is as usual useless
SW is a big disgrace to the Southern part of Nigeria. No sit-at-home yet they are where they are... Always dragging bottom spot with their masters up north
Politics › Re: 2021 Human Development Index by Absuchat(m): 3:17am On Jul 13, 2023
shocked
Politics › Re: Atiku, First Presidential Candidate To Be Rejected By His Party – Ortom by Absuchat(m): 3:15am On Jul 13, 2023
BMathew:
I am a Lawyer 38 years at the Bar.
I know LP will lose
Why?
Obi is saying he won the Election by going for Tinubu initially.
How?
Did Obi come 2nd?
Obi has to first go for Atiku who came 2nd, defeat him
then begin the case with Tinubu.
He didn't do that
Due process skipped
Obi says he won the Election
Really?
Did he have the Spread?
Obi should have brought the results from the 36 States and the FCT in Evidence to show his scores are higher than Tinubu's scores.
Then he is talking but he didn't.
Ob in proving he won a 2023 Election was trying to say Tinubu did not attend University in America but forgot Tinubu worked at ExxonMobil.
He attended or not doesn't even have anything to do with the matter before the Courts.
How do you work at ExxonMobil without a Degree?
ExxonMobil recruits directly from Colleges not only that; they recruit the best Students from the Class.
Tinubu went DIRECTLY from Chicago State to ExxonMobil!
The only issue with Tinubu's academic Status is confusion between University of Chicago and Chicago State University.
They are 2 different Schools.
The former is high class and the latter is middle class.
When you use the former having attended the latter America believes you are fraudulently trying to gain advantage presenting yourself as Ivy when you are not.
I use Tinubu's University issue to counsel my Friends sending kids here that University of Pennsylvania in Pennsylvania State is different from Pennsylvania State university both in Pennsylvania State.
While they are both tops and expensive one is an Ivy League the other is not.
( You don't want Tinubu's Issue I always tell them )
A call to Chicago State University requesting the Books for $15 showed Tinubu graduated from there and was their best Accounting Student!
Now the School laughs at People calling to inquire if he attended.
They said they are grateful though because the $15 inquiry had helped raised almost a Milliion dollars for the School!
Pocket lawyer with chamber under a mango tree cheesy
Politics › Re: Nigeria Army Clears Ambush In Mangu (viewers Discretion Advised) by Absuchat(m): 3:00am On Jul 13, 2023
How manage?
Politics › Re: I’m Coming With Palliatives To Make Nigerians Smiles — Tinubu by Absuchat(m): 2:58am On Jul 13, 2023
grin
They already have peers, hurry up with the Agbado

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