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Education › Re: Udeh Chiamaka Victoria Graduates With First Class In Medicine In Russia by Absuchat(m): 7:56am On Jul 12, 2023
Igbos keep causing 90% of high BP case in south west since 1914 grin
Business › Re: Mark Zuckerberg Training With UFC Champions Israel Adesanya & Alexander Volkanov by Absuchat(m): 7:50am On Jul 12, 2023
Godoverevery:
No igbo man dead or alive is richer than Mike Adenuga......the joke is on you.

Bunch of sore loser who will keep crying and wailing about everything......Haters
Arthur Eze's underwears are worth more than the whole south westerners grin
Try leaving your cave for once na

Politics › Re: ESN Rescues A Catholic Priest And Two Pastors From Fulani Terrorist (video) by Absuchat(m): 7:42am On Jul 12, 2023
cool
Politics › Re: Germany And Nigeria Population In 1980 Compared To Now by Absuchat(m): 7:40am On Jul 12, 2023
grin
That's what you get when Yoruba and Hausa people keep breeding like ants just for election purposes. Tufiakwa
Politics › Re: Lagos Commences Issuance Of Official Statements In Yoruba, Egun & English by Absuchat(m): 11:30pm On Jul 11, 2023
grin grin
Insecurity issues.
Igbos don shake up Alausa grin
Business › Re: Mark Zuckerberg Training With UFC Champions Israel Adesanya & Alexander Volkanov by Absuchat(m): 9:29pm On Jul 11, 2023
Billionaire with 6 packs... Whereas Adenuga's tummy na "amusement park " yet only Mark's pair of shoes is worth more than Mike grin
Politics › Re: Is Reno Omokri, A Loose Cannon Or A Broken Record? by Absuchat(m): 9:26pm On Jul 11, 2023
He is a nobody... Obi knows how to deal with people of that nature... Starve them of attention. I wish Obidients will learn this art from Obi
Business › Re: Comptroller General Of Immigration Visits Innoson Factory by Absuchat(m): 9:19pm On Jul 11, 2023
shocked
The scratched face miscreants still can't swallow the bitter pill that this biggest car manufacturing firm in WA is located in the south East. To them, everything revolve around Lagos... Reason why all Yorubas are now lagosians... No one is from Ogun, Osun, Oyo, ekiti or Ondo... All na Omo eko grin
Romance › Re: Igbo People Have White Genetics (photos) by Absuchat(m): 9:18pm On Jul 11, 2023
Yoruba people like Caro white pass Amala and ewedu
Politics › Re: Re Reno Omokiri: How Yorubas Brought Unimaginable Violence To The SW by Absuchat(m): 7:51pm On Jul 11, 2023
Seun must delete this... Watch it
Romance › Re: Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos by Absuchat(m): 7:06pm On Jul 11, 2023
"Sanwo olu na here e dey buy am"
Guess the place you hear this statement above and win free recharge card
Politics › Re: Who Go Settle The Fight Between Seun And Obidients Like This? by Absuchat(m): 7:04pm On Jul 11, 2023
Alexiiydon:
but ekpa get home training nothing we no go hear from baby factory children
Ekpa =IPOb
Soyinka= Cultism

Which has killed more people since it's formation?
Romance › Re: Igbo People Have White Genetics (photos) by Absuchat(m): 7:03pm On Jul 11, 2023
That means the other people have Chimpanzee's blood.. cos they're looking so much like it... God bless OBJ
Politics › Re: Ikpeazu Kerozine Road Aba by Absuchat(m): 2:28pm On Jul 11, 2023
The Garri and sugar Tinubu shared some years back I guess you are still drinking it till date?
Nairaland General › Re: People Who Flaunt Wealth Online What Exactly Do You Hope To Achieve by Absuchat(m): 2:24pm On Jul 11, 2023
grin
They no do pass Hushpuppy

Mompha self dey press their neck.
Go ask Emoney
Food › Re: This 12years Old Girl Caught And Kill Monitor Lizard In Her Father's Farm (pix) by Absuchat(m): 2:22pm On Jul 11, 2023
mariahAngel:
I give you 30mins max to delete that your nonsense last comment, otherwise, you no go like wetin go befall you. I swear!
30-min is remaining 5 minutes... Should I forward am? grin
Food › Re: This 12years Old Girl Caught And Kill Monitor Lizard In Her Father's Farm (pix) by Absuchat(m): 2:13pm On Jul 11, 2023
mariahAngel:
You wan choke to death be that.
You go just kpeme troway!
grin
person don even chop wetin pass u... Abeg if you must turn lizard, no make your puna turn ooo. Me I like eating fresh puna
Politics › Re: Will Ilorin Women Dress Like This To Protest Against The Emir ? by Absuchat(m): 2:11pm On Jul 11, 2023
Op I think say COVID 19 era don pass... What's this again?
Food › Re: This 12years Old Girl Caught And Kill Monitor Lizard In Her Father's Farm (pix) by Absuchat(m): 2:09pm On Jul 11, 2023
HeartlessMan:
OP dis one wey only you and smallie dey inside remote bush so... abeg o. I tay God beg you o.
Honestly those smallie dey sweet die... Those bweast wey still be like bitter kola size ehn grin
Food › Re: This 12years Old Girl Caught And Kill Monitor Lizard In Her Father's Farm (pix) by Absuchat(m): 2:08pm On Jul 11, 2023
mariahAngel:
Before nko?
Do am if e easy. cheesy
If you turn to lizard Waka enter my hood na chilled heneiken I go take wash you down grin
Politics › Re: Gunmen Invade Ipetu Baba Ode, Ogun, Shoot Many by Absuchat(m): 2:01pm On Jul 11, 2023
[quote author= post=124353707]Incoherent jargons as usual by NL kids...
Politics don tunr una to something else.
Tueh....[/quote]How many times do you say a thing like this anytime your people celebrate bad omens that happened in the east?
Travel › Re: Just In: Six Tourists Confirmed Dead In Helicopter Crash by Absuchat(m): 1:45pm On Jul 11, 2023
Few weeks back 5 tourist died when their submarine drowned in some 12500 ft

This week 6 tourist died when their helicopter crashed from almost 12500 ft.

Is the equation balance?
Food › Re: This 12years Old Girl Caught And Kill Monitor Lizard In Her Father's Farm (pix) by Absuchat(m): 1:43pm On Jul 11, 2023
grin
"Uncle loves you" for killing a baby lizard
Politics › Re: Four Policemen Feared Dead In Zamfara Bandit Attack by Absuchat(m): 12:01pm On Jul 11, 2023
TinubuDcrook:
You mean the 11 razor blade face citizens?
Yes! Those whose region only have one state grin
All are from this state
Politics › Re: Four Policemen Feared Dead In Zamfara Bandit Attack by Absuchat(m): 11:53am On Jul 11, 2023
grin
Op add Peter Obi, Igbo or IPOb to the headline... Those are some words that magnets an average scratched face
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Singer Simi, Causes Stir With Her Gorgeous Lovely Photos by Absuchat(m): 11:44am On Jul 11, 2023
AKWATGOLD1:
Which stir she caused?

Simi is still in her prime age. She has all the tendency to be more beautiful than Omosexy.
Oga even if you multiply Omotola's age by 2 and divides Simi's age by 2, Omotola go still fine pass am
Politics › Re: Who Go Settle The Fight Between Seun And Obidients Like This? by Absuchat(m): 11:36am On Jul 11, 2023
Okoyiboz3:
The thing Seun is seeing now, we started warning him about it more than 10 years ago but all we got were insults and bans.

Seun needs to understand that you fight terror with superior terror. Let the terrorist understand that you are more dangerous and can inflict more damage. Then, the terrorist backs down.

The day I saw Seun lamenting that Nairaland was banned in the UAE due to reports by Obidients, I shook my head. Them just dey start with you. They will extend this nonsense to other places. They won't stop till they destroy you. We kuku warned you. Shebi you brought GRV here, go and tell him to talk to them and see if he answers you.

As for me, I, Okoyeeboz, on behalf of myself, my 15 and half Igbo girlfriends, my over 70 monikers, more than 300,000 cumulative likes, 20,000 shares and uncountable curses by Igbos, hereby endorse whatever Obidient decide to do to Seun.
Your last sentence explained who you are.... A joker, nothing more
Politics › Re: Who Go Settle The Fight Between Seun And Obidients Like This? by Absuchat(m):
Scarrr:
says someone from the tribe famously known for using sliding tackle to wake their parents 😄
At least we still have parents to wake up.... Unlike the tribe that's known for harvesting and auctioning their parents' skulls
Politics › Re: Who Go Settle The Fight Between Seun And Obidients Like This? by Absuchat(m): 9:34am On Jul 11, 2023
Odogwuzack:
Lol the same competition where we always have more than 5 Yorubas in the top 10? grin

You have cerebral malaria. grin
Source please
Politics › Re: Who Go Settle The Fight Between Seun And Obidients Like This? by Absuchat(m): 9:33am On Jul 11, 2023
AntiMarxist:
So obi would have turned Nigeria to El Dorado overnight .


I have told you that you should erase the thought of an Ibo man ever ruling Nigeria .
These are some of the "political weapons" these politicians use to get what they want.... Low IQ things everywhere.
How Is igbo man not becoming president your personal problem now?
Or how does all the trash you wrote up there address my comment? Or do you go about making random comments below people's posts?

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