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Crime › Re: Pranksters Charged With Murder After Their Prank Ends In A Mans Death by Absuchat(m): 10:05am On Jul 10, 2023
They should convict him ASAP then come down Nigeria and arrest a handful of pranksters especially that one that always plays that "I don't want peace" tone and will be doing anyhow. That was how I saw one video of him carrying someone's food and started eating it.... That alone can cause someone's death
Politics › Re: Seun, Why No Longer Daily Naira-dollar Exchange Rate? by Absuchat(m): 8:29am On Jul 10, 2023
grin
Let me help
$1-#850
Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests Two Church Officials For ‘manufacturing Dangerous Drugs’ In Ogun by Absuchat(m): 1:01am On Jul 10, 2023
shocked
So one day I will exit nairaland without a single good news coming from there throughout my 8+ years here
Romance › Re: What Diminishes Love In Marriage? by Absuchat(m): 12:58am On Jul 10, 2023
CodeTemplar:
I will rather say when a breadwinner starts exchanging some of his bread for what the bread server ought to handle.
true
Romance › Re: What Diminishes Love In Marriage? by Absuchat(m): 11:10pm On Jul 09, 2023
When the breadwinner starts losing bread
Celebrities › Re: “I Went To University To Please My Mother”- Ty Bello by Absuchat(m): 10:10pm On Jul 09, 2023
My question is this... Why is it that most Nigerian women entrepreneurs are into hairstyling and make up?
Crime › Re: Candlelight Service In Honour Of 39-year-old Nigerian Killed In Thailand (Video) by Absuchat(m): 10:09pm On Jul 09, 2023
RIP
If crooks like Tinubu didn't steal the common wealth of this country, wetin go carry person go Thailand?
Politics › Re: Faces At 2023 Mbaise Convention In Dallas Texas...project Nwafor Igbo Receives A by Absuchat(m): 10:06pm On Jul 09, 2023
Igbo ndi oma ndi oma
Politics › Re: Osun Has The Best Fire Service In Africa (pictures) by Absuchat(m): 9:59pm On Jul 09, 2023
grin
Not even a Mai ruwa.... But Anambra is their problem
Politics › Re: How Four Teenagers Hijack Nigeria Airways Plane In 1993 (Video) by Absuchat(m): 7:54pm On Jul 09, 2023
grin
We know them by the shape of their head( a cone head now is just 25k in the black market).
They are use to hijacking... Reason why one pissing machine hijacked the number one position of this country.
Nairaland General › Re: Meet Suspected Female Armed Robbers Who Force Their Victims To Sleep With Them by Absuchat(m): 7:52pm On Jul 09, 2023
grin
Good things don't last in this country.
Who send police work now?
Crime › Re: Lagos Robbers Escape From Prison, Say Warder Received N1m Bribe by Absuchat(m): 7:35pm On Jul 09, 2023
The information I have is that when the suspects were arrested, somebody told them who leaked out their details and because of that, they made a counter-allegation that the warder collected money from them. That was why the police detained him,” the source added.

Let me digress a bit from the topic.... This should be a lesson to all those who took the "police informant" work serious.
Police will always leak your information to anyone you snitch... To be fore warned is to be fore armed.
Politics › Re: BREAKING: President Tinubu Becomes New ECOWAS Leader by Absuchat(m): 7:31pm On Jul 09, 2023
grin
ECOWAS has become a joke and ofcourse a shadow of itself in recent time... Imagine making an infamous Tinubu it's chairman
Politics › Re: President Bola Ahmed Tinubu Emerges As New Ecowas Chairman by Absuchat(m): 7:29pm On Jul 09, 2023
ECOWAS has become a joke in recent time
Celebrities › Re: Top 5 Nigerian Celebrities Who Would Have Been Bus Conductor If Not For Fame by Absuchat(m): 1:55pm On Jul 09, 2023
Portable should be no1 and no2
Politics › Re: ALERT: Army And The Boys In Serious Clashes - Avoid These Areas For Now by Absuchat(m): 1:25pm On Jul 09, 2023
I'm typing from Limca junction(FGC ubaha road).... Nothing like that is happening here. Op bring up another propaganda
Politics › Re: Ned Nwoko Advocates Permanent National Assembly Seats For Nigerians In Diaspora by Absuchat(m): 1:19pm On Jul 09, 2023
Advantage of fvcking young and fresh pvssy is that it makes you to think well.... Men please avoid evening newspapers, they will ruin your mental health
TV/Movies › Re: ‘Gangs Of Lagos’: Oba Issues 14-Day Ultimatum To Producers Over Eyo Masquerade by Absuchat(m): 9:54am On Jul 09, 2023
Bunch of backward I. Diots
Education › Re: Signs Of Corruptions by Absuchat(m): 12:58am On Jul 09, 2023
grin
That boy Tinubu is guilty of all the things you listed
Politics › Re: I Hope One Day Nairaland Won't Be Suspended by Absuchat(m): 12:21am On Jul 09, 2023
yarimo:
first to call the police doesn't mean you must win the case. grin grin grin
This under bridge product literally lives here hence the high nuisance activities one experiences on this forum
Politics › Re: Tinubu Visits Nigerian Troops In Guinea-bissau Reassures Desire For Global Peace by Absuchat(m): 12:19am On Jul 09, 2023
This nincompoop always romancing the military... Obviously trying to pacify them against coup... Forgetting that he will soon be thrown out of office by the judiciary
Politics › Re: What Is Common Among These 4 by Absuchat(m): 12:17am On Jul 09, 2023
Please add that Yoruba woman that forged her NYSC discharge certificate
Politics › Re: How Biafra's Exit Will End Nigeria by Absuchat(m): 12:12am On Jul 09, 2023
Cabalgeneral:
Cursed useless tribe
Shay na your worthless and useless father curse them?
Travel › Re: Which Of These Transportation Methods Have You Not Used And Why. by Absuchat(m): 9:46pm On Jul 08, 2023
U no add boat there....I Use Tarzan boat from badore Ajah to Ijede Ikorodu four times a week.... Use Keke from Tarzan to Ajah Ilaje... Then use BRT to Yaba from where I use train to Ikeja then board a bus to MM2 from there I take a local flight to Enugu... Then a car to my house... That's my routine everyday... If you doubt am... Inec has an advice for you
Crime › Re: Let Die The Mmesoma Ejikemen Matter— Festus Keyamo by Absuchat(m): 9:39pm On Jul 08, 2023
This one pretended as if he has brain
Career › Re: I Want To Move To Lagos, Which Handwork Should I Learn Before Moving??? by Absuchat(m): 9:36pm On Jul 08, 2023
Learn picking pocket... Very lucrative there
Politics › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Electricity Discos With The Highest Revenue In Q1 2023 by Absuchat(m): 8:07pm On Jul 08, 2023
Salewa97:
https://twitter.com/nairalyticsdata/status/1677569900699688960?s=46&t=oGAxjhiGeufNKlYA6fDTyA[/quote]Op add
-Geometry-8. 6bn

Areas served- just Aba

That means S. E generated over 26bn
Romance › Re: He Can’t Marry Me Because Of My Tribe After Dating For 5years. People Are Evil by Absuchat(m): 5:15pm On Jul 08, 2023
Makamatic:
My tribe no they cut men head if we want marry na . But your tribe most of the ladies they do beer parlor , then come get Belle for one ysgm / okeyson driver wey no pay bride Price because she done born out of wedlock
Tell us more... You seem to be a product of this kind of union

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