₦airaland Forum

Ezenwammadu:
Useless deadwood governors begging to be bailed out of their fincal incomptence.

See AregbeRascal the king of debt shinning teeth while his people survives on handoute and that mallam aminu el rochas cockOKORCHA lauging like a he goat while he is oweing 11 months salary

As at the last time I checked it was 13months plus ➕ this month you know what you get...

They are useless as the p in psychic

When the day of reckoning shall come no one is exempted

That's nice

ken13:
I listened to Onazi's interview with David King on Rhythm 93.7 yesterday (Tuesday) where he spoke about his career generally and his love for humanity. He apologized for the Red card; he is also organizing a five-aside competition in Makurdi which would enable him spot youngsters and assist also career-wise. In my opinion, the guy is actually a simple and loving person.

I just like the guy

Lilimax:
The crisis is coming too early
Any house divided against itself will not stand

Never

Pangea:
Protection of the president is paramount and if the military can do it, no problem

Orv cos it's is paramount

All those crying coup, it is almost impossible in this time and age!

Nothing is impossible my dear. Buh I hope it doesn't happen sha

Jagaban

Buh I say no to #godfatherism

When you actually agitated for a change and it seems like it'd never come to reality. I just hope this nonsense would stop soon.

Btw, let APC remove the beam in their own eyes before talking of the log in another

My 1kobo

3ace:
If my songs no publicize me again, my giant tv go do am. I must be popular once again by fire by force.

You wicked o

KingTom:
Senator: Ah! That's serious ok take this 200k for wardrobe allowance


Policemen:***raise hands up*** Oga oooooo, boss of bosses chief of chiefs na you biko, anybody wey look you one kin go sleep for Kirikiri

I like this part like die

OREMUSSANCTUS:
D money go format his brain

With money forget the fight for the people

Dorrobucci:
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No APC member should be given more than 6 cups of rice.

If you vex make you no collect.

Say it again... It is visible to the deaf and clearer to the blind

ignis:
Too bad...
SAY NO TO JUNGLE JUSTICE.

Let him who's the saint be the first to cast the stone.

Dry cleaner

5.PDP In-fighting: The PDP is known for its internal squabbles. The party and infighting are like Siamese twins. The internal crisis of the party is what brought the party to its present state as Nigeria’s opposition party. The PDP have to be firm and supportive of Ekweremadu because any external penetration in their midst will put the deputy senate president’s job on the line. The senators have to wade off any attempt to cause confusion in their party

And APC is known for not the infighting shey?

What do u called the one at NASS, friendly peddlers right?

Sidon there jur

#9billion man where is thy conscience

2dice:
Food .... Guys attention .... Ego ... Gossip ...and Twerking

Gossip is it o

mathewLonger:
Please learn. Parma doesn't have to pay through you.

I wrote karma not Parma.

One thing I hate so much is criticism and taking sides


And if we've got to learn it has to start from You.. Dig that

elantraceey:
Kai , person nor fit even trust friend again

My sister u see am too

mathewLonger:
I am pretty sure you aren't more than 24 years old and that you did not have the opportunity of been tutored the need to respect the aged so that your days will be long. Presidency aside, do you know how old Buhari is? Do you feel satisfied insulting a man of over 70 years without provocacions? What a sorry state for kids like you.

Firstly, sorry I have to quote this.. Same stone that were thrown at GEJ is same being used against PMB and u r here ranting huh it never occur to you that GEJ was also an aged person irrespective of the irregularities.

Karma must pay somehow someday. I don't throw stone nt to kill birds buh to kill flies.

Bittersweet

warribadtguy:
Thank you abtmaviz. It's human tendency to want to pursue an attractive homo sapien of the opposite gender. Self control is what prevents you from that and that self controlled is partly derived from knowing the value of the hen in your coop

Ok.. But self control is lacking in if not most of the guys lately tho buh I rather chose to value myself worth than to ridicule myself by cheating an incuring some wrath and curses upon my dear self.

More like saying it's human choice to make his/her decision whether to cheat or not

temifisayo:
not all men cheat but all men have the tendency to cheating

Ofenmanu... Well said but for a man to cheat the wife/girlfriend ain't doing something right can't go into details jur

ihatebuhari:

Something clearer tho

ihatebuhari:
I s l a m a b a d #

With disgust I bliv inspired u to ur monicker

Btw, it's only a coward that hides behind defenceless person to shield away.

Where is PMB

loomer:
Them no dey tire to kill people?

Rather than for things to get better is getting worse daily

Wtf is going on in this country lately, if it's not fire, it's gone be boko Haram or herds men or accident..

Lord hv mercy on us all

The heart of men is wicked o... Heartless being she's not qualify to be called a mother jere

agarawu23:
I hate "kk" more

I hate it even more.
Each time she types that silly letter k I be like wtf

Lagusta:
When weed seems sweet....

The brain becomes sour....

And sense becomes bitter...

That moment when you love every bit of Greenleaf... Sorry I meant WEED

bigfrancis21:
Lmao!

I'm very good at catching people and their blunders. My friends and siblings know me too well for this. I don't spare any one nor temper judgement with mercy.

During my hostel days in the university in my third year, I had caught out all my roommates at one time or the other and each time the whole room would burst out in laughter. Hmmm. My roommates were always careful when speaking English and I am around for THEY KNEW THAT I KNEW no mercy.

There were soo many 'ogbus' being released by this particular roommate, Charles. Everyday, this guy will just be releasing one left and right. Ah ah. In fact, I made a list of all his 'ogbus' and pasted on our room wall for magnification.

One day a friend to a roommate came by to visit his friend, he usually comes around and sometimes partakes in the 'ogbu' laughter parades. Just before he entered, we were just laughing at one roommate who I had just called out over his English mistake or 'ogbu' in Igbo and we were laughing hysterically. Just as we getting tired of laughing, this my guy stepped in o, next thing that came out of his mouth was:

'what is funny you people? from downstairs I was hearing the voice of your smile'

Choi! Chisos ooo!

There was silence in the room for 3 seconds as I turned and looked at my roommates and next ALL OF US BURST OUT IN HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER FOR THE NEXT 10 MINUTES. In fact, we all ran out of our hostel room laughing loudly.

I turned to look for this my guy, nna this my guy don find em way tear run since...oso ben johnson.

The guy didn't visit us for the next 4 days...

I spot this one out. Thank you

Good one but if you can't fulfill this promise, I simply advice you should resign or step down whichever one.

My 1kobo

DIVINE78: Fayose is shameless.

lawanson44:
Your popsy is shameless

I swear I love this reply, being thinking what's the shameless there o