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It's a good move no doubt but someone needs to remind the both of them that campaign has ended if not two or three months ago.

Btw, I wait patiently to see it coming to pass considering the fact that the country ain't good at record keep and how do they want to strike out a possible for a curbing out this sha.

And morealso, I think striking out nysc would be a good idea the FG could simply sum up the total alawee and pay the fresh graduate.

My 1kobo

Flets:
Ok ........ who is Toke?

Oh! Sorry thought I told you before. Well, she's my house girl


Back to top... After much prayer intervention what happen next f up

Flets:
Ok ........ who is Toke?

Oh! Sorry thought I told you before. Well, she's my house girl

HeartRobber:
My opinion: Weed is just fine.



I like ladies that smoke weed, some of them have kind heart and so much caring.


Try date one of them and thank me later.



TeamWeed*

I've got a girlfriend that smokes and its nva a turn off for me, buh what I won't take is smoking in front our kids and that's a NO No for me.

Buh weed is preferable

exxell:
By their names, you shall know them! [size=16pt] I thought those from the "sophisticated region" said that its only those from the land of the rising sun that engage in fraud?[/size] Even one of them is bearing the name of one of their leaders killed with rat poison in jail by their eternal slave masters! SMH for these vain criminals! Am even proud that my people may only be accused of doing drugs..... But fetish and Juju...
Mehn.... Thats too primitive.


[size=16pt]Meanwhile, as regards the complaints being given by APC fan boys and E-rats as regards insulting the president, I have this to say to Barcanista;[/size][/b]

I want you to remain a thorn in the flesh of Buhari, APC and their cohorts. But I trust you to apply moderation when treating Buhari's ffuck ups because he may still turn the fortunes of this country. But as for APC, that frog eyed drug baron from the west called Tinubu and APC Nairaland warriors, never give them a minute's rest. I want you to torment them more intensely than ever so that even when they sleep, people like that skanky dog called beremx, fulanimafia, Mrsjackbauress etc will also see you in their dreams..... [b]I want you to torment beremx so much that she always have premature orgasmss from reading your posts. I want you to torment that imbecilistic and animalistic dolt called cramjones or better still, crapjones till he starts picking dirts on the streets of Akure. I want you to penetrate and impregnate beremx with your posts so that when she gives birth to a child, the first thing the baby will scream is barcanista. Torment that crazzy arse, mothafucka called beremx so that everything in her life will be screaminn Barcanista. If she goes to the market, all the market women will be screaming Barcanista. If she goes to the church, I want her to hear her pastor say; "Open your Barcanista, chapter Barcanista and verse Barcanista"! I want her to be so tormented that even when her dirty hubby comes to make love to her at night, the sound of his manhood against her Vjay instead of "bang, bang, bang," will now be "Barcanista, Barcanista, Barcanista"...... When she orgasms, her screams will be "Barcanistaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".[/b]

I do hope and pray God forgives us for paying back these nighas in their own coins. So help us God!


FROM YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN!

N.B
IF DEM NO SEND YOU, WE SEND YOU! YOU HAVE A LOT OF ADMIRERS AND LOVERS!

Signed...
Payback time noni

TheFilmmaker:
You are indeed a true christian. Much more worse than the ISIS or Boko Haram.

Fool. Your grandparents were idol worshipers in the 18th century, and you're here fuming over foreign gods.

I spit on your dirty carcass and I pity your future husband.

See more fools like you:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/god-told-me-to-do-it/

God Told Me to Do It
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I need not read this gibberish and shambles you just put down... It shows you are sick in the head and not just that why relate the human science with God...


Btw, I hate this wit a disgusting mind

natas22:
Who cares her defection won't even make back page. when she was in power she never improved the life of her people.

Rightfully said who cares about her stupid defection.. And to think of it she's making claims of PDP losing Focus.. Its now she knows that abi power done change hand na

Even the rat would rant provided the cat is not around

And here am seeing things.... #1000 for the Lord indirectly

God name has being used to extort innocent member of the church

Lord hv mercy.

I'm loving this

omanifrank:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2514269_we1_jpeg878a35299567f01283796bafb8089a60

A source actually sent in this photos.

Was held in Asaba today.....

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2514270_wed_jpege994e3e574fad9f37cc9bff8d1a59b53

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Congratulations to them

What's wrong about what they wore at their wedding huh
Congrats to the couple jur

Waiting patiently for this saga to end jare

Quick Facts into his biography

Name
Jackie Chan

Occupation
Film Actor, Martial Arts Expert

Birth Date
April 7, 1954 (age 61)

Education
Chinese Opera Research Institute

Place of Birth
Hong Kong, China

Originally
Chan Kong-sang

Zodiac Sign
Aries

Actor/director/producer Jackie Chan's unique blend of impressive martial arts and screwball physical comedy has helped make him an international film star.
Synopsis

Jackie Chan was born Chan Kong-sang on April 7, 1954, in Hong Kong, China. He began studying martial arts, drama, acrobatics, and singing at age seven. Once considered a likely successor of Bruce Lee in Hong Kong cinema, Chan instead developed his own style of martial arts blended with screwball physical comedy. He became a huge star throughout Asia and went on to have hits in the U.S. as well.
Early Life

Actor, director, producer. Born April 7, 1954, in Hong Kong, China. When his parents moved to Australia to find new jobs, the seven-year-old Chan was left behind to study at the Chinese Opera Research Institute, a Hong Kong boarding school. For the next 10 years, Chan studied martial arts, drama, acrobatics, and singing, and was subjected to stringent discipline, including corporal punishment for poor performance. He appeared in his first film, the Cantonese feature Big and Little Wong Tin Bar (1962), when he was only eight, and went on to appear in a number of musical films.

Upon his graduation in 1971, Chan found work as an acrobat and a movie stuntman, most notably in Fist of Fury (1972), starring Hong Kong's resident big-screen superstar, Bruce Lee. For that film, he reportedly completed the highest fall in the history of the Chinese film industry, earning the respectful notice of the formidable Lee, among others.
Big Break

After Lee's tragic, unexpected death in 1973, Chan was singled out as a likely successor of his mantle as the king of Hong Kong cinema. To that end, he starred in a string of kung fu movies with Lo Wei, a producer and director who had worked with Lee. Most were unsuccessful, and the collaboration ended in the late 1970s. By that time, Chan had decided that he wanted to break out of the Lee mold and create his own image. Blending his martial arts abilities with an impressive nerve—he insisted on performing all of his own stunts—and a sense of screwball physical comedy reminiscent of one of his idols, Buster Keaton, Chan found his own formula for cinematic gold.

A year after the release of his first bona fide hit, Snake in the Eagle’s Shadow (1978), Chan took the Hong Kong film world by storm with his first so-called "kung fu comedy" the now-classic Drunken Master (1978). Subsequent hits such as The Fearless Hyena (1979), Half a Loaf of Kung Fu (1980), and The Young Master (1980) confirmed Chan's star status; the latter film marked his first with Golden Harvest, Lee's old production company and the leading film studio in Hong Kong. Before long, Chan had become the highest-paid actor in Hong Kong and a huge international star throughout Asia. He exerted total control over most of his films, often taking charge of duties ranging from producing to directing to performing the theme songs.

In the early 1980s, Chan tried his luck in Hollywood, with little success. He starred in the Golden Harvest-produced The Big Brawl (1980), which flopped; he also had a small supporting role opposite Burt Reynolds in the disappointing ensemble comedy Cannonball Run (1982) and its equally mediocre 1984 sequel.

The famous actor Jackie Chan died of a heart attack this morning.

The historic actor, who made a name for himself for his incredible performance in 1995 Rumble in the Bronx. His enormous charisma always gave him the opportunity to develop his career as a singer, stuntman, writer, film director and producer. The brilliant career of the most famous Chinese ended this morning by a heart attack in a Hong Kong Hospital.

The medical reports indicate that he suffered a fulminate heart attack, which paralyzed his heart making it impossible for the blood to reach his brain, and other vital organs, that caused the death of this humanitarian man, who years before was named philanthropist of the year for his country.

The sad news of Chans’s death was given by his wife Lin Feng-jiao in a news conference, a couple of hours ago, where she said to the media, “I hope you can understand my loss, and I would appreciate if you can give us space for our mourning”.

Until now, funeral's details are uncertain, nevertheless, the body of Jackie Chan will be buried next to his parents, who taught him the meaning of love for his family.



Source:http://www.cnminformativo.com/2015/05/jackie-chan-passed-away-this-morning.html?m=1

firstolalekan:
Bloody greedy bastąrd miserable cheat and a traitor.
I piss on you Saraki

Your days are numbered...

Hahaha.. Calm down oga mi gbogbo la mo

basilo101:
And some ppl keep claiming he is yourba, please wat is yoruba about this picture, his looks and his dressing are all Fulani

Bros take am easy on him hmmm

Btw, you mind to join me on my table. Barman bring one more orijin with dog peppersoup

VickyRotex:
lol. I wasn't thinking anything. I was pointing out your sarcasm about better and upgraded English.

well it's all for fun nothing else, I don't take it much to the heart sha.
Though, inasmuch as you and I know that she was just putting up those plunders to carve a niche for herself and I bliv she's a well spoken person that morealso construct a sound and better English

VickyRotex:
Berra and Upgraded version you say?

Good for you!!!

b


Not watcha thinking fa..

VickyRotex:
You sef wan enroll for Iyangbali school? Issorai!!!

She offered me a cheap tuition fees and a berra and upgraded version of English language.

VickyRotex:
Hian!!! Dont worry about coaching me, I'll do just fine with the little English wey I sabi

You and IYANGBALI is cracking me.
Btw, when is our lecture go start @IYANGBALI

IYANGBALI:
you do not need to,come to me,its cheaper and better

Then it's time to be enrolling into your schooling

robosky02:
just go to choba bridge...lol

Oga nor be pH na... Lol
Your monicker sha gives me a little naughty tot

IYANGBALI:
i pray they does not beat us,if they beated us na wahala o

Hian... I must go to Cambridge to be schooled

dayo23:
Three men, who trekked to Yola in honour of former Vice President Atiku Abubakar, are now stranded in Yola.

Who send them

dayo23:
They said all they needed was to see Atiku or his representatives to deliver their messages and go back to their various destinations.

What message do they really want to deliver to him other than oga bless our ministry

dayo23:
“I trekked for 38 days all the way from Lagos to Yola to see Atiku in view of his role over APC’s victory in the general election but up till now I hAve been unable to see him.

Ok

dayo23:
“I am now stranded with no money to go back; at times I sleep in motor parks or squat with good Samaritans,” Jibrin said.

Good for you

dayo23:
Adamu, who rode on a bicycle from Kaduna to Yola, said he spent eight days on the way.

“I want to thank the Secretary, Nigeria Union of Journalists, Adamawa Council, Mr. Baba Zare, who had been assisting me since arrival to cope with the difficult situation I found myself.

“I want to meet Atiku before finding my way back to Kaduna,” Adamu said

On his part, Suleiman, who trekked from Shelleng town, Adamawa,  to Yola said he had been squatting from one relation to the other while waiting for an opportunity to see Atiku before going back home

Season done end since na. Like someone asked them to embark on a fruitless journey.. Mtcheew

Bugatie:
Simply elegant,

My crush, Wanted to marry this lady

Am still hopeful sha

Keep hoping.. But don't forget to inform us of your preparedness towards the dreamland wedding

sonOfLucifer:
911.

911

Bros your monicker na heck.. Your pm na fire

Isn't this enough of a tourism things.. Buh I tot he was slated missing at the AU summit??

Let this man get to work na abi e nva do

Onyenna:
huh!?..... Any evidence that this is indeed Lagos?

Bros, Park well. Must you criticise all the time. What's the evidence for again orv cos you stay far away from Lagos.

Ask your little boy

atospet:
When APC and PDP are calling at the same time. I belong to everybody and nobody.

This summed it up

Trailblazer1:
Their annual allowances runs in billions
Instead of our mumu press to focus the spotlight on what matters they are showing us their "meal ticket"
Dumb press
Show us their allowances

meat ticket

Orijin101:
If no3 offer you a doggy, i swear to drunk, ur life won't remain the same coz their doggy is always heavenly therefore, If not no3, no one else

I follow u on #3

Heaven couldn't wait for her... Rip