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Those that missed d headcount in Katsina state av been given their certificate yesterday. Just two days for punishment. Those that av passport issues they r still in Abuja nw.

A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care.
3. Very bitter when mishandled.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.
NATURE:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
OCCURRENCE:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.
Other properties includes:
1. Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy Opaque surface area.
2. Very Stable in the presence of I-Pad, Blackberry, and Galaxy Tabs.
3. Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g Another Girl (AG) tries to take her BF by Substitution reaction.
4. Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs.
5. Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic substance like Brazilian Hair or foreign element like GUCCI combines with her at a high temperature of 100,000 degrees Naira.
ASSIGNMENT: Give me at least TWO more Physical/chemical Properties of element Gl

NYSC: THE TREASURY IS VIRTUALLY EMPTY.
Let me expressly espouse you in d opinion that "nothing wrong in request money/gift from your relative or friend that just finish service(NYSC)" but I will need to remind u of his/her income and expenditure in that 1 year program before you start requesting for a car or mansion from somebody that have below:
INCOME
19600 x 10months = 196k (note BatchC got their first 2 allowee wen they were still @home)
EXPENDITURE
Food:- 10k (at least) x 10=100k
Call card:- 1k (at least in a month) x 10 = 10k Phone subscription:- 1k (at least in a month) x 10 = 10k
Tfare to CDS/clearance:- 500(at least in a month) x 10 =5k
Cream, tooth paste, bathing n washing soap:- 5k (at least in 10months)
Cloths n shoe:- 20k (at least for 10months)
Tfare back home:- 5k (at least, if u are in far north)
Other contingencies:- 20k (at least)
Total Expenditure:- 175k
BALANCE:- 196k - 175k =21k
Please, thank him/her if u get kulikuli or onions frm him. Don't expect hummer jeep or guinea brocade from 21k cos d treasury is virtually empty.

Katsina state is paying #3880. N local govt is paying 1k, 2k, 3k. Katsina is a nice place apart frm their harsh weather

The wind don blow, d yansh don show

There's is something i wnt u to knw. Churchs like Mountain of Fire and Synagogue church av football team is a good idea. But i believe d kick off time for their matche(s) it will b disturbing some church activities n some members may even nt go to church during dis time especially d matches is always fixed on Sunday.

Dats y we corps member from Daura and Mai'adua LGA no see u oooo. We dey expect Our ram u promise us. Safe trip

Extravagant spending...... Who cares

Carlcaresophia:
Hi! You can take your phone to our Carlcare Service Center and ask our colleagues to check it for you. If you need us to send you the contact information of our service center, pls tell us the city and state you're living in now. Thank you!

Am in katsina city

Pls my 3G service is nt working for my infinix hot note phone..... If i wnt to ON it.... It write Unfortunately, d process. Com. Android. Phone has stopped.. Pls wot d solution to it

Pls enginer in d house my 3G service is nt working for my infinix hot note phone..... If i wnt to ON it.... It write Unfortunately, d process. Com. Android. Phone has stopped.. Pls wot d solution to it

There is tym for everytin

Since d baby like to b sleeping at d back of his mother... Dis is an alternative for him

To 2015 batch A corps member dont run frm katsina state... Is among d best state to be. I'm serving in daura zone

I think dats d best for GMB to replace them.

Best student in University will b given 80k laptop but mis Uni wil b giving huge amount of money..

U will find it in IJN

Vicotex:
why you dey complain? Na d onechance dey pain u 4 body? U don 4get wen una sing Clueless up and down?

No mind them nobi them want change they go hear wii

RickRichards:
I've seen much better reconnaissance aircraft. GEJ surely has a case to answer.

I have seen you are one of the supporters of BH group. In fact DSS will begin to monitor you from this day.

Y she cant open her eye abi her eye dey push her nii

abtaiwo@gmail.com

Kip praying God will provide for U

Y cant dey blocked d area in the first place

Wot can i say to this........ ;DWot can i say to this........

NO CAMPAIGN after loosing an election

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Good movement by the FRSC other sector should emulate that habit rather than looting the money... RIP to the death

Pls i dont get free mb on my infinix hot note after sending FREE to 131 can someone pls tell me wot to do

Confession time, return our money dat u steal

Hearthless human being

[color=#000099][/color]Y we no go angry. The money is too SMALL n wot d delay again

Original thief