I once went for a police recruitment and funny enough I was asked what was the score of last match Chelsea played?



I pass the exam at state level.

Went to Lagos and was disqualified due to scientific qualification as they want humanities.

It was actually interesting!
Many funny questions and funnier answers!

Eid still dey till wednesday evening!

We still dey kill camel, ram, goat and cow!

Lagos no fit provide water for 25million even when almost everyone from the SE and northerners are coming over here by every night bus!

Make somebody stop am!

I for go get injunction to stop am!

Let INEC conduct the elections and the not the state government!

hopexter:


It is because you are Igbo. I’m Edo state, we vote individual and not party. Oshomole was the best governor Edo ever had and what party is he?

Is that statement true? I thought Edo people are saying otherwise!

99thEnemy:

4months old Pig 😋🤤

That's reserved for the tribe of pigs and piglets!

Ken4Christ:


He assumed it was God revealing it to him but it wasn't God. This is why he was confused and sound frustrated. But there is certainty of salvation in Jesus.

You've moved from the previous lie to another lie! So tell me how do you know God revealed anything to Paul at all and God didn't reveal anything to Muhammad?

Jesus didn't tell anyone there's salvation in him!

Things we don't count may be misdemeanor in law!

Person go just go spend 6 months for Jail like Bobrisky!

And some dey support USA like this?

And na people vote for Biden so?

Ken4Christ:


You are following someone who told you plainly that he is not certain of his destiny and even your destiny- Sura 46:9. So, how can you prefer such faith to that which gives you assurance of salvation?

You have quickly moved from the lies you created the thread on to another one!

Allah says in Qur'an 46:9 what means:
Say (O Muhammad SAW):"I am not a new thing among the Messengers (of Allah) (i.e. I am not the first Messenger) nor do I know what will be done with me or with you. I only follow that which is revealed to me, and I am but a plain warner."

So how is this related to what you are saying when he follows what is revealed to him?

FxMasterz:


Yes, Jesus already told us there'll be false teachers among us. And when we expose them, they must fight back. It's not anything new.

The most important thing is that I didn't scam anyone. All the scam allegations against me are false. No one can claim I collected money from him. That's it.

Who said you scammed anyone?
You lied on this thread!

FxMasterz:


My dear, I can't waste anytime on you trying to make you see where you missed it. You'll never agree even if shown to you in black and white. Everyone who reads through that thread you posted would see the gymnastics for themselves. I don't need to ware my time talking about it with you.

Of course!
We can only see the conjoined Christian falsehood you've been peddling you and your guy!

Ken4Christ:
Sura 19:70-72
70. We know best who deserve to be burnt in (the Fire).
71. THERE IS NOT ONE AMONG YOU WHO WILL NOT REACH IT. Your Lord has made this incumbent on Himself.
72. WE SHALL DELIVER THOSE WHO TOOK HEED for themselves, and leave the evil-doers kneeling there.

Sura 3:185
Every soul will know the taste of death. You will get your recompense in full on the Day of Resurrection; and he who is spared the Fire and finds his way to Paradise will meet his desire. As for the life of this world, it is nothing but a merchandise of vanity.

Muslim scholars, come and interpret the verses above in sincerity. I am waiting before I back up my claim from your most trusted Hadith.

Where exactly did the verses you quoted say "All Muslims will enter hell first" as seen from your topic?

Are you saying the "YOU" in Verse 71 "THERE IS NOT ONE AMONG YOU WHO WILL NOT REACH IT" means only Muslims?

goodnessme1:
But nowhere to see yoruba with sense.

I have never see

You have never see or you have never seen?

But you have seen Fulani and Hausas right?

Hopefully it will benefit the downtrodden!

Na the koko be that!

North dey rep always!

But it can be cheaper if inflation comes down!

AntiChristian:
Where ever you see one Igbo man that makes sense...

There must be millions out there without...!

ufotunang:
..he is doing all of this because of governorship election coming up in September 2024

Hmm! Politicians o!

AntiChristian:
Make them go buy one year old goat for 'Eid al Adha!

Yes, one year old Goat enter am!

Also 6 months old Sheep/Ram, two year old cow and five year old Camel!

Hmmm! Na so he dey pay before?

We are afraid make this no be electoral politics!

Calitoscassius:
They can ban me all they like, i don't give a shit!!

Seun no ban you for saying people no get sense, but Seun go ban me for saying you no get sense yea?

You really seriously seriously no get sense!!

Who did i abuse?

Parents no dey train kids again!

Calitoscassius:
You think someone must send them to protest before they protest?


You no get sense!


Only hungry people dey do protest, if you chop belle full you no go protest.

You seriously no get sense!!

Make i quick protest to mode make them ban you for breaking rule 2!

Oya Seun ban my guy for saying i no get sense!

We pray death meet us upon good!

All these bad new we don't pray for even our enemies!

Note that it was his time to die!

Who send them to Protest?

People no get sense o!

Hungry people no dey protest na!

Aemmyjah:



They do it and praise Allah
The imaginary god

Looting
Killing
Kidnapping
Beheading
Child marriage
Rape

It only reminds me of one man in the 6th or 7th century and many people are following same attitude today. You can only point to one particular group today

All are sanctioned by Jehovah in the Bible!

Sleekfingers:




One of my favorite......But I prefer Seafood ila Alasepo....... especially if Dem put Crabs , Yoyo, Isawuru and fresh prawns .....

Guy you sabi o!

Question:
Many claim that since Islam has many things in common with other faiths that it must be a false religion that borrowed from those other faiths. Why does Islam share many common beliefs and practices with other faiths?

Answer:

One of the beautiful things about Islam, is that we are specifically warned about rejecting the truth merely out of spite or hatred.

“O believers! Stand firm for Allah and bear true testimony. Do not let the hatred of a people lead you to injustice. Be just! That is closer to righteousness. And be mindful of Allah. Surely Allah is All-Aware of what you do.” – Qur’an 5:8 (translation by Dr. Mustafa Khattab, the Clear Qur’an).

This is moreso true in this modern age of confusion where a popular, but unreasonable argument is being circulated. Among atheists and missionaries, is the argument that Islam must be false because it has within it, things in common with other faiths and other writings/ scriptures. Yet, the ayah above and the following clarify this for us:

“And they say, “Legends of the former peoples which he has written down, and they are dictated to him morning and afternoon.” – Qur’an 25:5 (translation by Dr. Mustafa Khattab, the Clear Qur’an).

That the Qur’an affirms pre-existing truths is sensible when one considers the view that the God of Islam is not a new God of a new faith trying to establish itself for the first time in the world. Consider the argument then, shall we absolve ourselves of monotheism (Tawheed) because other faiths also preach and believe in a similar monotheism to us? Should we:

--forsake worship because other faiths also worship?
--forsake the Qur’an because other faiths have scriptures?
--forsake doing good because other faiths command doing good?

To most Muslims, that would seem like a silly idea, to distort our own faith to spite another faith. As the saying goes, would you “cut off your nose to spite your face?”.

Yet, this is what we find within the tri-theism of Christianity. At the Council of Nicaea in 325 CE, the Emperor Constantine said according to Eusebius:

“And first of all, it appeared an unworthy thing that in the celebration of this most holy feast we should follow the practice of the Jews, who have impiously defiled their hands with enormous sin, and are, therefore, deservedly afflicted with blindness of soul. For we have it in our power, if we abandon their custom, to prolong the due observance of this ordinance to future ages, by a truer order, which we have preserved from the very day of the passion until the present time. Let us then have nothing in common with the detestable Jewish crowd; for we have received from our Saviour a different way.” – The Life of Constantine, Book 3, Chapter 18 by Eusebius.

Do not forget these words:
“Let us then have nothing in common with the detestable Jewish crowd; for we have received from our Saviour a different way.”

…and in so doing, they chose to forsake monotheism, cutting off their noses to spite their own faces in that very process. All praise is due to Allah that we do not find ourselves in a similar trap.

Aemmyjah:



Boko Haram brings which example to mind?

The Bible or the ' worst perfect exemplar'
Exemplar that was begging for forgiveness before he died. A normal reaction for someone that commits atrocities

Jehovah's example!
Boko Haram style can be traced to Numbers 31:17-18 and 1 Samuel 15:3