₦airaland Forum

Mrbigman1:
This shit is common in warri delta state. Dia men doing community men and looking for ppl who re building to obtain and at parks to get 20 Naira while dia women ve to send d kids to school else they will be at home and behave like the youths. It's a pity.

If only most of the women would agree to go for family planning, their burdens will be reduced. . It's really sad when u see pregnant women and some with kids on their backs, mixing cement, serving cement and carrying blocks.
Meanwhile, at night some men will pounce on them and impregnate them with child number7. The matter tire me abeg
If I decide to go round and snap pics ehn.... peeps go start to de swear

Full blooded Deltan chic, here o. Urhobo and Isoko by tribe. I really want to make friends with my fellow Deltans o. I'm based in Warri at the moment.
Biko, if you are mature minded, shift come my side na. Smallies, I no fit act una drama o...Abeg stay away
One luv y'all

Evathyst:
Chai! See correct ring? Somebody should please tell her to wear glove whenever she visits warri o! Else, waffi guys go cut her finger collect ring.


It's only in warri dt waffi guys will steal ur singlet while ur cloth is still on u. Area! I give una yansh o!

My dear, talk about what you know biko. Warri is not a town of animals. Thank you.

RedBenson:
I don leave am since naw.

Correct dude....

RedBenson:
See dem coming...d husband searchers. Lolz.

Every Aboki to him kettle o. Leave her alone, biko.

helen4:
Acada111. Lol. So funny

Seriously. If u see am ehn.... to do go just comot from your bodi

helen4:
Coogar hv u ever seen an uncircumcized guy bf and see how ugly it is? I hv a 27yrs old younger brother( child of my mum's friend) that got circumcised last year cos his girlfriend run away wen she saw dis thing. It's a beauty for the boys but for the girls hmm i am scared. There was dis article i read that said FGM might lead to infertility in women though i don't no the authenticity of the research but i knw it's not wat anyone shud do to her babygirl.

My dear, the thing ugly ehn!! It looks like an ugly blunt pencil....damn

holatin:
help me buy my goods

Hahahahahahahahhaa.....carry ur cross, doh.
The thing wey Lapo matter de cause for my area ehn

holatin:
pls don't spoil my market for me, I Ve just invested money i lent from lapo micro finance bank on turkey, just let me sell am finish before you ban d importation.

LAPO!!!! Seriously? Chaiiii.. there is God ooooo
Bros, do make u sharply pay back biko

It's a societal thing. As soon as you cross 29, everyone including you own mother will be on your neck.
Imagine the mother of my hair dresser telling her that "na so so people aso-ebi you de wear, abeg when dem wan wear your own?
IMO, I think if the society would stop breathing on the necks of single ladies and realise that having a dick doesn't make someone a husband material, life would be so much easier.

Ezedon:
always clean with dettol warm water and salt, then you maintain only one partner and stop wearing OK undies, but guys don suffer.









i can't believe it for the first time in 5yrs FTC Baba GOD may your name be highly exalted this is evidence of good things to come

Dettol slackens the muscles of the vagina

bennyrazz:
@op, but your friend has options now? either she submit her salary or carefully leave the marriage. There can't be two captains in a ship. The only thing I will say here is she should give it a trial for 2 or 3months and see what her husband plans are. If he squanders the money, then she should not submit subsequent ones and that would be her basis of argument should the marriage fail.

Den if she wants to buy dress, she'll ask him for money abi? Or if she wants to send some money to her parents or siblings, she'll seek his permission and beg him for "some of her own money"
This marriage marriage mata, de make me fear, seriously.

Na wa o!! So f it were an epileptic patient na so dem for leave am make e die too abi?

Sleep with another man to gain favour for a foolish bf that can dump you tomorrow
All my brothers don get work finish

If my mama no beat me...... God alone knows what I would have become. I'm a babe, but my level of stubbornness then ehn . In fact na fight, no be normal flogging. Mum'll leave you till you're asleep at night, na then the film go start.
I used to hate her then sha but now, I look back and say thanks a million mum

sexyseun:
At 39years the only thing Rita does is wear clothes and go to parties, i wonder how she sleeps alone at night without worrying about her getting a husband or even a child.

Funke rocks it better in my own view. Old Rita without a coomon sense of direction,,, mscheeeew

Babe, don't you think that's too harsh?

iv4fb:
Truth is bitter bro, you just have to live with it.

Guy, carry your chair.... waka enta bush go siddon.

iv4fb:
you're the clueless guy ever liveth! with the population, dirt and rot of Lagos, it was managed-why wont Delta? stop with your insensible speech. Every Nigerian fought with Ebola, physically and psychologically and it was defeated.

Know Wat? I don't agree with peeps like u. Ode Oshi

yemaldo:
But thanks to those governors for their swift action

My brother, if the Ebola outbreak had happened in some states, Delta for example . People would have died like ants..... it's my state so I know exactly what I'm talking about.
Kudos to the Governors of Lagos and Rivers states, una try no be small.

abohrandy:
did he die?

May God forgive you, my dear

timawoku:
tell them o bro, no be africa we dey? Where ladies fast and pray for marriage and guys go about their normal biz until they fall into marriage pit?

Na d fasting and prayer de make una fall for d pit na

Pls add me, I'm interested. Thanks in advance. 2ADEBB29

I don't have a lover

eleojo23: It wasn't stated anywhere that they were confirmed kidnappers.

And to think that this was carried out within the environs of an academic community, one begins to wonder what they are really learning.

Even if they were really kidnappers, did they have to be beaten to near-death? Couldn't they have been subdued and handed over to the authorities?
This practice of people always taking laws into their hands is the height of crudeness.

Yes, we should frown at evil but there are better ways to do it than acting like barbarians.

My dear, pray that these people never come near any of your loved one. You'll cry rivers of blood and they still won't have mercy on you. Rather, they'll tell you to go to the ends of the heavens and look for 10million naira or they'll kill your loved one, whether old or young.
Two female teachers in my state were kidnapped, they were aged 50+.
After both families paid the requested ransom, one of the women was released and the kidnappers told the husband of the other one that his wife was sick and had been taken 2 d hospital. The other teacher said they were lying that the woman was dead. She said while they were trying to rape her, she struggled with them, thus prompting them to hit her head with the butt of a gun, after which she collapsed.
A week later, the kidnappers called the husband of the "still missing" woman and said go to so and so place, the body of your wife is there. The man ran there with members of his family, saw the said body but it wasn't his wife. Till now, the woman has not been found, dead or alive.
So, tell me! If such happens to someone close to your heart and you're in a place where kidnappers are being beaten, how will you react ? Be truthful to yourself please.

sarutobie: I dont advise a pitbull in a family house with kids around...I will trust a hundred GSD around children than a single pitbull..

God bless you o, my brother. Remembering that day sends chills down my spine.

sauceny: if u ain't got a "PIT BULL" jst forget it,cos u gat no dog #Blood #BuiltForTheKill #Danger #NoTrespassing

And this same dog can kill you the owner. Had to put ours down when it grabbed a leg and refused to let go, despite the shouting, cajoling and planking. Na God come down dat day cos' person for die.

I think it's the way the man reacts to the situation that either encourages the woman or makes her mad (as well as the kind of woman involved).
I remember when we were in school, Dad's job had serious issues and almost nothing was coming in from his end. Mum, took full responsibility. Being a civil servant, she'll borrow money from co-operative, v.s, even rice group contribution sef she borrowed from them, she sold everything she could lay her hands on, except human parts in order to feed the home and pay our school fees, cos we were 3 in the university then.
The stress on her was crazy, she wasn't happy but Dad at his own end was doing whatever he could lay his hands upon, hence he was able to assist in his own little way and the words of encouragement he always gave her, made her stronger. Today, we're all through with school and working.
The point I'm trying to make here is this: Men, please encourage your wives when you know she's doing so much and trying so hard to make things work. Don't let your ego get in the way, don't sit at home lamenting your fate and lashing out at the poor woman and your kids. Put ur hands in other businesses, even if it yields little, I believe the woman would appreciate your effort and love you for it. My two cents

Lol, make I drop my own.

1. So na me u de "buga" for abi? - na me u de make yanga for, abi.

2. Guy, u de "jonze" seriously. - U de Bleep up seriously.

3. "Their Ear" "their left nyash" -

4. "Go hug transformer jare" - go and die

5. "Oshofri" - Free thing

6. "Awoof" de run belle - Free thing kills

7. "My nyash de inside my knickers o" - I de on my own o!

8. Na "kurukere waka" go kill u- na wayo.
waka go kill u....lol, d list goes on.

Warri....i hail o

I luv it. Once grabbed boo's butt whilst shopping.......shame wan kill d guy

Vanity!!!

imsuboi:

Na to begin beg God make u follow 2nd batch go heaven

Professurr: @acada111, how are you finding the teaching job in delta state?

We de teach am de go....thanks to God.