₦airaland Forum

Will first of all thank God it's butter and not something worse.
I've seen a child do this with Aboniki . Na God save the pikin that day

Ozorc:
I don't know y my IPOB brothers & Niger Ds are praising coward like Tompolo dt duped his kingsmen.. I did my NYSC in Delta state and I noticed dt 1 problem with Niger Delta is dt they don't develop there place, what they are after is to dry d state and d urchins in d street and nairaland will b shouting up Ijaw man... I dare d coward to come out and fight.. let's I 4get, Dokubo left the country before Jega declared Buhari winner.... Am an man and I don't leave on sentiment.. Proudly 042...

Seriously ?

Femiwilli:
[size=14pt]Nigerians

We need to accept the fact that B00hari is killing Nigeria.

The Naira is crashing.

The Economy is on it's knees.

He is busy appointing media people while the economy is dying.

He was elected on lies and is more concerned about the lies than the economy.

Nigerians try and get this man out.[/size]

The economy is on its stomach....e don lie down finish

Rikidony:
THIS IS WHAT PDP HAS BROUGHT ON US, WE MUST STAND TOGETHER AND REDEEMED OUR COUNTRY FOR THE BENEFIT OF ALL.

Seriously ?

Bamsupremacy:
Another long epistle from a pained crook who has been blocked from dipping his crooked fingers into our national cookie jar. We sane hard working nigerians still have unflinching support for our able presido.

Wake up dear.

RichYoungNigger:
This mental illness that runs in your family dey affect you

I tire for the guy o, seriously.

Make una no yab me abeg. Borno no be part of Nigeria? Abi the state and capital I learn for primary school no correct

henrydadon:
the same Tonto dike that keep going for rich guys..some body tell her to shut up her mouth

Gbam!!

I'm in. Will get my materials tomorrow.

Lol.....he either has a live in girlfriend or he's married already
My dear, na from toilet dem de call you every night so

bronzegoddess:
Ok. John dumelo can dress rubbish.

Really?

Disneylady:
Well wasn't expecting her to have it though

Lol...she no be human being?

kodded:
always blaming

Till now o

Chaii.....Willy, Willy oooooo

Mprepz:
that moment you buy ticket only for the artist come and sing rubbish

and pour you water

I tire!! If I wan baff, water no de my bathroom?

MrCork:
...sweeery u the one who sleeep wit yor Boy friends sister...not me...so Plis Quit having attitute coz u feel guilty.. Read yor thread agaiin...you said it..YOU CHEATED!!

U no well....i swear

HungerBAD:
Childish.

Not buying this story. If a married man is chasing you on Facebook, all you need to do is block him.

There is a block button on all face book accounts.

I find this story disturbing. She called him a stalker, and automatically his picture made front page?how do we know if she is telling the truth?

I have seen bitter women, destroy innocent responsible men with lies.

I will advice the Moderators to be careful, with stories like this before pushing it to the front page.

GOD BLESS U

efilefun:
The last pic looks like a restaurant, but why the dude wear pink

Na open eye

CaroLyner:
am sure she's joking.her breast milk wouldnt fill up a cup

It will, if the woman is lactating.

Palmwinetapper:
big how

Boobs, arms

Palmwinetapper:
its agbani. And munachi is beautiful and can do Paris too

No dear, she can't. She's way too big, though pretty.

permsec:
There is more to governance than sitting down somwhere and criticize.

This people have nothing to offer Nigerians QED.

Thank God Baba is the Minister of Petroleum so nobody to blame except the minister.

SAI BARBER MY BLACK ASSS!!

Bleaching cream available

MinorityTribe:
I am just brave enough to say what's on everybody's mind. She also looks pregnant if i may add, possibly the obvious reason for the marriage.

My dear....if pregnancy is a prerequisite for marriage, there will be no baby mamas around.
He loves her....simple!!

kenonze:
Hmm,
I don't wanna say what's on my mind

May God forgive you o...

speedyGonzales:
I'll be honest your wife to be, is bloody ugly or maybe it is just the make-up!


Alot of people here, keep attacking me... sorry to be honest guys but it had to be said... god hates lies, remember?!

No dear, she's pretty. The makeup is just terrible.

HungerBAD:
It's lonely up there.

Eventually we all at one point in our live's will need somebody to call our own. Somebody to compliment us in our day to day doings, with love,flattery,nice words,care and most importantly companionship.

There are a lot of things fame can not bring.

Happiness.

Joy.

Peace of mind.

Real friends.

Privacy.

This is one sad lady.

Says? E be like say hunger don de make eye turn u. Go find food chop, abeg

Since she can go there from morning till 10pm that means your house is just for crashing na.
Abeg, save her the stress, whenever she goes again, make una cari her load go there go drop. Simple.....afterall, she spends the better part of the day there.

Firefire:
No justification for jungle justice.

My dear, those guys don visit u? Rape someone close to you even after collecting your money?
Hmmmm.....you will supply tire and fuel if you encounter them, my brother

Malata max5.....wahala dey o

babyfaceafrica:
this naija gal no bad o...but.....

But she can't rival some of the chics I'm seeing here.

Emmaesty:
That awkward moment when you have absolutely no cash but kerosine and matches and you have a tough course the next day.

My dear....tell them o

Henrypraise:
In warri slangs ar made everyday n most tyms a particular word is used for so many tins depending on d discussion @ hand. E.g Congo.

Congo (wit stress on d "go" means soldier. Oboy discharge Congo de area o. (telling ur guy to escape, soldiers ar in d environment)


Congo (wit stress on d "Con" means pusi.
I polish shege commot from Sandra Congo ytday. (I had rough sex wit sandra)


N to correct an impression, most of des warri slangs ar not used by thugs or touts or miscreants. It's used by all even in church pastors hu ar born n bred warri use dem. N de can be used codedly to pass out info's. For instance if I say: "Erema sawalele for d ground" only a few persons can decipher

Lol....it means fine chics plenty for the zone.