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Jokes EtcRe: If BBM Was In The Bible Times by acenazt: 6:50am On Nov 17, 2015
Moses Broadcast mesaage: Hello my Fans and Followers,the boss just messaged me tomorrow we moving out. #Cannan

BBM Kings Group. WE RULE!!

King David: guys!!! look at my DP!! I saw this chick from my balcony i no go rest till i take my own share of that sweeet BOD!

King of Syria:Dave but i know that chick she has a guy oh.

KING DAVID:I KNOW NA!! Na think i dey think of how to clean am.

KING DAVID:You know wetin since na me be king i go just invite her show face. I must chop that thing

King of Syria:Dave take it easy,oya what if she gets pregnant or her guy catches you?

Pharoah:This syrian man na coward abeg Dave me i go dey after sack.

King David :My main man Pharoah. Longest tym how Egypt na?

Pharoah:Guy forget Egypt make we talk about that chick

King David :Pharoah Pharoah pherolistic pharoah i never run d package Finnish you want after na wa for u ohh.

Pharoah:see this guy oya make we make deal

King David:oya na.

King of Syria:Dave answer me please

KING David: shey ha Guy dey my Army na. When i nack her i go tell dem commaner for battle front make him send d guy come house. Make him go straff her too just incase!! Hehhehehe

King of Syria:Dave ohhhh God will punish you ohh

King of Palestine:Dave i don show i been send you message you no reply. Guy make we end this war now! Me people don dey die too much.

KING DAVID: HAHAHHAHAHHAA bastard When your popsy send goliath enter my country she una been dey feel una sef?

KING of Palestine; haba dave dat na my popsy na. Try for me.

King of Lebanon: i don show my guys wetin i miss?

Pharoah: lwkmd see palestine king ohh. Oya dave how about out deal na?

Pharoah: incase casala gas. We go need to mod that chick guy

Pharoah:dave you dey here me? If tins red send am go front of battle.

Pharoah:Me go send my bestest Assassin show for the battle field

Pharoah: where that yeye Palestine king sef. We go need una military Jersey. My Assassin go max am enta war make them end that guy incase.

King of Palestine: Nooo!! Why i go give una my Jersey? Una know how much one cost? Abeg no reason that matter ohh.

King David: see stingy mumu. Guy if you no give me the Jersey i go send more Army make dem clear una.

Pharoah:me sef go send this guy want mess with us oh

King of Palestine: guyses haba na na joke i been dey joke make una no vex. Oya Pharoah how many you need?

Pharoah: idiot na just 5. Send beer join abeg

King of Lebanon :cheii see Baaad guys!! #Respect to una but make That Babylon king no hear una dey try bully another king. Una know say na him be Chiarman United Kingdoms abi?

King David:Mtcheeeew abeg forget that old man. God dey my side i no fear am

King og Syria: which God dave? You this big Sinner?

Pharoah:Guy hu be admin hear?? Abeg kick this coward Syrian out of here!! #Asap

Queen of Sheba:Guys will never change. I have been reading all you evil plans. Dave how is Solomon naa my daughter is Missing him oh.

Pharoah: i don go time for Lunch don do for here later guys. Dave abeg call me.
RomanceRe: 27 Ways To Make A Girl Smile by acenazt: 6:01am On Nov 17, 2015
I like her better when she frowns.
PoliticsRe: We’re Ready To Crush Pro-biafra Revolt, Says Army by acenazt: 5:52am On Nov 17, 2015
Pikin wet get ear make him hear. Make them no go look for trouble begin shout foul
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Emperor Putin Drops Bombshell On ISIS Funding by acenazt: 4:01am On Nov 17, 2015
Csami:
Typical jihadist!

Terrorist sympathizers.
your views not mine
PhonesRe: Help! I Have 23k With Me, And I Dont Know The Kind Of Phone I Can Buy. by acenazt: 10:53pm On Nov 16, 2015
The Tecno Camon C5 is 23k n very good
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Emperor Putin Drops Bombshell On ISIS Funding by acenazt: 10:40pm On Nov 16, 2015
RevDesmondJuju:
Don't be stupid we can not exonerate islam and the Muslim lunatics who populate ISIS.

It's just like trying to absolve the assassin and blame only the contractor.

If Islam was not a violent degenerate religion then how will US get to sponsor a bunch of losers who have wet dreams of reliving mohammed's criminal past.

Ask yourself why the US is not sponsoring Buddhist monks.

Ode
Bless your Soul. I hope you Burn before you die.
Foreign AffairsRe: Paris Shooting: France Drops 20 Bombs On Islamic State Jihadi Training Camp by acenazt: 5:54am On Nov 16, 2015
Kill those bastards. They aren't Muslims
Car TalkRe: A Look At Innoson Motors by acenazt: 5:51am On Nov 16, 2015
Oga Op. I am not Igbo but i would proudly Buy and drive around Kaduna in an Innoson Vehicle. Stop being a badbele man abeg.
PoliticsRe: FUEL SCARCITY: Are Trains Still Moving In Your Area? by acenazt: 10:14pm On Nov 15, 2015
Yes. Kaduna
SportsRe: BREAKING NEWS: Dream Team VI Escape Plane Crash, Stranded In Accra by acenazt: 12:22pm On Nov 15, 2015
Make i look for trouble. I swear na d Igbo engineer put diesel instead of Aviation fuel for the plane
PoliticsRe: ISIS Mentions Nigeria. In Paris Attack by acenazt: 6:09am On Nov 15, 2015
So they are going for Rome and Spain next.(Andalusia)
CultureRe: Why Dont Yorubas Claim Istekiri, The Way Igbos Claim Ikwerre, Delta Igbo? by acenazt: 10:30pm On Nov 14, 2015
Cos Yorubas Are not Thieves.
Christianity EtcRe: Pray 4 Nigeria Pray 4 Lebanon Pray 4 Paris As D Muslims Slaughter, Keep Praying by acenazt: 10:25pm On Nov 14, 2015
You must be a worthless idiot. Its your likes that cause this kind of Issues. You won't just think before you utter a word.
Christianity EtcRe: If I Dint Openly Pray For Northeast Nigeria,i Wont Pray For Paris by acenazt: 9:28pm On Nov 14, 2015
Patriotic. Unlike some Big hypocrites praying for Paris
Phone/Internet MarketRe: What Are You Going To Buy On Black Friday? By Wisdomkosi by acenazt: 9:00pm On Nov 14, 2015
IPhone 6
CultureRe: Osu Caste System In Igboland- A Tradition Painted With Discrimination- Oldnaija by acenazt: 2:29pm On Nov 14, 2015
Hmmmmn if dem dey do like that to dem sef wetin dem go do to others
CelebritiesRe: 10 Richest Nigerian Comedians And Their Sources Of Wealth by acenazt: 11:47am On Nov 14, 2015
Ur phone no dey make Paragraph?
PoliticsRe: Braking...biafra As An Emerging Biz.... by acenazt: 11:45am On Nov 14, 2015
BIAFRA!!!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Riot In Aba, Abia State Nigeria - Caused By Gov. Task Force by acenazt: 11:38am On Nov 14, 2015
It has Begun.
CrimeRe: IGBO People Now Trafficking And Selling Babies Like Drugs by acenazt: 11:11am On Nov 14, 2015
Hahahhahhahhaha Biafra main business na child trafficking. Them main export na Children and their biggest industry na BABY FACTORY
PoliticsRe: Release Nnamdi Kanu Within 7 Days Or We Shut Down Oil Production by acenazt: 11:04am On Nov 14, 2015
Hahahhahahaha shut down your blabbing mouths. Gaskiya Change is happening So tanoids don change to biafra Agitators
PoliticsRe: NIGERIANS Are Hypocrites...why Are We Praying For PARIS-FRANCE? by acenazt: 10:44am On Nov 14, 2015
achyc2002:
Haba, it may be what you observed as result of the area you reside but I can bet you, lot of prayers were rendered during that time. Someone mentioned Daystar above and am sure if you give room, there will be more testifiers to ascertain that people do pray. Nobody is happy with the present situation and everyone I believe want change.
guy free my matter
PoliticsRe: How Come No IPOB Protest In Edo? by acenazt: 10:43am On Nov 14, 2015
The Igbos Know Edo cant be part of their Madness
PoliticsRe: NIGERIANS Are Hypocrites...why Are We Praying For PARIS-FRANCE? by acenazt: 10:01am On Nov 14, 2015
Seriously Wen bh bombs Naija no body says a word. Thousands loos their lives and properties on a daily basis but paris got bombed yesterday and everyone is saying Pray for paris. Where's the Love?
PoliticsRe: NIGERIANS Are Hypocrites...why Are We Praying For PARIS-FRANCE? by acenazt: 9:59am On Nov 14, 2015
chesterlee:
Buhari refused to be a mediator for Boko haram, he failed to contribute his own quota to eliminate Boko haram

He waited till he became a president before fighting them.
He even faked an attack on himself, just to exonerate himself

"An attack on Boko Haram, is an attack against the north".

This statement was credited to the greatest hypocrite of our time.
Buhari
see this guy did Bh start under buhari?
CelebritiesRe: Eva Alordiah, Vector, Yung6ix & Phenom!... by acenazt: 9:20am On Nov 14, 2015
Seee Stupid comparison. Vector floors these Guys all rounda
Nairaland GeneralRe: We Should #prayformaiduguri First by acenazt: 8:59am On Nov 14, 2015
The thing dey vex me. When BH dey bomb Naija no body say pim!! But now becos them bomb Paris everybody want pray. Sake of say na paris dem dey go do shoping abi naija lives useless?
PoliticsRe: Pro-biafra Protests May Destabilize Nigeria, Defence Minister Warns by acenazt: 8:09am On Nov 14, 2015
Hahaahaha Disrabilize Naija heenh? Funny people
PoliticsRe: Release Nnamdi Kanu Or Risk Another Civil War, Lawmaker Warn Buhari by acenazt: 6:54am On Nov 14, 2015
Make dem start already ohhh. Shey na fly wey no dey hear word naim dey follow dead body enta grave?. Most of this useless people neva see real war. Na ontop mbc Action them watch Expendables dem don dey feel like dem sef fit fight war.
PoliticsRe: Recent Photo Of Former Petroleum Minister by acenazt: 6:42am On Nov 14, 2015
So na Naija money been dey cover her nyash. Ehya she has cancer ohh

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