₦airaland Forum

pkang:
Hmmmm wow so sorry u don't have a father, really sad sorry u hear.
I would have offered to have u as a son but already u have lacked parental training spoiled n hence u are pained about my Father.
Sorry again

You have a father, but it looks like your father is useless, that's why you'll open your gutter of a mouth to release oral diarrhoea all over here like an uncouth buffoon.

Nne5:
[color=#000000]Bubu'll be like 'let the God of osibande be my God'[/color]

You wish

yeyeboi:
I can see how much of a zombie u are , I don't care if it appreciates by 1day , if it's not as low as it was before then this government have failed you

By the time it exchanges for 200 Maura, hope you won't jump into the lagoon in despair and agony

gypsey:
i doubt it, look! My friend you are in denial $$$ is not 400 okay! I can understand your optimism and hope.

It is 480-460. And I see that as a big improvement from 520

SeunWedsLinda:
I agree with aunty kemi on this. She is fat and that's a fact. Lol

Then you know nothing

K9Uneet:
But this pikin fat gan o! See as the cheeks nearly cover the eyes finish! SeyiLaw, I respect the mature answer/reply you gave that gbeborun aunty but try and see a doctor with immediate alacrity.

Most of you were like this when you were babies, but your parents never ran to no doctor. And you all grew up Hale and hearty, burning the excess fat as you grew older. Leave the well-fed pikin alone.

Sanchez01:
And TB Joshua said the Naira would hit N650

The same way he said a woman will become American president

exlinkleads:
i will also want to hear your explanation of how it will go from


400 to 650 in 4 days.


because i know this movies and that is what it is

May you be disappointed. Enemy of progress. Enemy of good tiding.

pkang:
Did u mean d ordinary commissioner Prof Osibande?

Yeah, he meant the "ordinary commissioner" who became a professor of law at 33. When your father was 33, I doubt if he had any bearing for his life.

yeyeboi:
Nothing here to celebrate really , Nigerians are hypocrites before these zombies came it wasn't even up to 250/1$ and now you guys are celebrating 400/1$. Shame dey catch me for Nigerians matter

May your shame remain with you alone. Had it ever caught your mental attention (if you have any at all) that the naira had never appreciated by up to 40 Naira in one week in history before?

Market watchers said it was heading for 1000/$, and we all see their predictions of woe falling apart like castle of cards, and you feel it doesn't worth celebrating? It must be difficult being you.

seunmsg:
My initial post was to address some people who are erroneously attributing the success of the policy to the acting president.

And yes, CBN is flooding the market with dollars right now because they have the means. As at this time last year with foreign reserve at around $25billion and crude production at an all time low coupled with the price of crude then, they couldn't have rolled out this type of policy.

The simple summary is that, we are now earning more forex due to the sustained price of crude oil at over $50 and the steady rise in production due to ongoing peace negotiation. If these two variables decline sharply, we will be back to square one again. So, those who are concerned about the sustainability of this policy are not wrong because CBN does not control these two variables.

If you insist osinbajo has no hand in this policy, why not ask yourself why such policy was never put in place when Buhari was around? And have you forgotten that osinbajo is the head of the Presidential Economic Team? Why are you so angry?


This link below may help enlighten your ignorance. Even if you lack the sense of reasoning to apologise, you may have the morality to stop spreading lies and bad blood around the place.

https://www.nairaland.com/3649241/how-naira-went-n525-1

Dongreat:
Do I know how Britain deal with unkempt organizations? YES, they simple employ and send "health inspector" uninvited to visit and produce a fair review of the organizations and report back to the health ministry. Britain don't send Theresa May or the queen to inspect toilets when they have health ministry.

How will investors look at this news or pictures? They will weep for the country. A country in rapid decline, where the currency will soon be worthless, where recession is actually a number, have a president on leave without informations about his health and an acting president who should have grab his balls and play boss, instead going to the toilets of a 3 star airport and inspecting the facilities like a janitor, yet having a minister of health and a ministry of health in Lagos.
Hope you are thinking out of the box now??

You are the one thinking unreasonably. This is Nigeria and not UK. It is only a mentally blind and unreasonable fellow that will expect Nigeria to function like UK. In this country, a leader has got to go see things for himself sometimes instead of relying solely on reports from subordinates.

Dongreat:
Wonderful. So you mean Putin goes around the streets of Moscow, inspecting sewers or Trump goes uninvited to JFK airport just to inspect the toilets. I see why the citizens of third world countries are just, well to put it politely, "Bloody Illiterate".

Truly Nigerian deserve the kind of leaders they have.

Use your head, Mr. Toilets in Moscow airports aren't unkempt. System of things in Moscow are organised, unlike in Abuja. Stop living like a hopeless badmouth.

gee99:
Would love to see some of your work. May be we could work together if you are really good at it.

Send me your email address sir.

DIKEnaWAR:
They should by pass his veto and pass it . That's all. Let's not create unnecessary drama and tension out of nothing.

Dino spoke like a layman and clown on the floor yesterday. The executive can decline assent on a bill. It is their right to exercise and the Acting President has done that. The NASS should do theirs too.

Do you also remember that one of the cases is in court? So, they should veto it when the court has not decided?

datola:
Bloggers are creative these days imagining unimaginable to sell news to the gaulibles.

The probability that this was formed by a want be e-warrior is high.

And what made you conclude that it was formulated?

baby124:
Have you asked your dead brain why your pay master is always eating on camera instead of being productive. Alatenuje

Your rotten cerebrum doesn't remind you he is just eating on his own and it is left for the journalists to either capture it or not

baby124:
Eating governor.

Have you ever asked your head if there is any governor that doesn't eat?

Splinz:
You're yet to understand the link between Catholics and traditional worshipers. Though they may differs in certain ways, but one thing unite and bind them together. And what is it? Idol worship!

I tell you, both of them do 'honor' their fathers and mothers very well.

You that pray with anointing oil and handkerchiefs, is that not idol worshipping? Those of u that worship money more than your creator, is that not idol worshipping? You aren't different from Catholics and traditional worshippers? No, you aren't different.

iamDaisy:
love BIG cars

Your ass is so hot. Kissing 'em sounds like a cool idea

vedaxcool:
nairaland wants to feed wailing zombies because last week news were not good for them ... what PMB met

And what's your excuse for gmb's poor and shameful performance in 1983 when forcefully took over power?

jamesy212:
$2100 needed at 500/$.
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ipreach:
I have been thinking since afternoon because of somethings I have being experiencing. I had a pregnant colleague in the office whom I always tell that she was carrying a baby boy in her womb but she blatantly told me that scam showed that it was the opposite but I refuse to accept the scam result, reason being that anytime I saw her I feel the presence of a boy.

Guess what.

Today she called that my prophesy has came to pass. She has given birth to a handsome BBB.

This is the fourth time I am predicting the gender in a pregnant woman and non has failed.

I have also predicted events, different type of sporting activities and all have been perfect.

My question now is.

Have I been called by God to be a prophet or is it just normal to other people?

Should I go and open a prophetic ministry?

Please, advice me.

What stops you from working in the church you are in presently?

And is it not strange that you are asking for human opinion regarding God's work? Who should give you opinion about this? Humans or God?

At least it is good you are asking before starting

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eyeofpride:
Pick up lines make a man appear a joke.

You look cute, anty. But you'll look cuter without makeup... ...not pick up line o . It's just as it is.

Makeup is for those who don't have it, not for Nature Beauty like you sculptured to perfection by the Master Creator.

Yeah, I can see the glow of nature pitiably been hidden behind that facade of mascara.

SalamRushdie:
As long as there is carb there it won't have anti cancer properties ..I live in science so don't take me for granted

You can't be so sure. Genetic modification can knock out some of the alelles and transform the genes.

SalamRushdie:
good news but there is no way that rice can ever have anti cancer propoerties

My final year project was how to increase protein content of local rice. And we did it. Bro, don't take science for granted.

Claroo:
Who ask you

Jealousy is doing somebori

AirFireEarthH20:
Atiku, the great nationalist, liberal, moderate and an astute business man. The hope of the common man.

You will make Nigeria prosper again

Can you give 1 (ONE) good reason why you called atiku the hope of common man?

MasterofNL:
I need some clarifications here, I thought the magun should be put into action if another man apart from the husband should sleep with her.

How come her own husband began to tumble after making love to her?

Yorubas, please come and explain this magun well.

No o. Magun is not victim-specific. It is a trap that can catch just anybody, including the mastermind.