₦airaland Forum

subtlemee:
See as I dey fear like say I commit wey she come open my yansh,wondering who her next victim will be..

Lama sabactani

Kondomatic:
This guy talks like a fowl that it's nyash is being fingered.







SON: Dad how do I know when someone is drunk?

DAD: Come here, you see the four coconut trees there? Good, a drunk man will see eight.

SON: But dad, there's just two coconut trees there.

DAD:

It is not your fault that you are a BLIND PASTOR'S SLAVE. Your pastors have collected power from queen of the coast and you must obey, support and defend anything they tell you.

You can never be free from this bondage until your pastors confess.

Do you actually think your pastor is interested in leading your soul to heaven? No, he is only interested in exploting you. But you can't realise because you are under his bondage.

olatade:
I have carefully sat down to analyze the frosty relationship between the two branches and the difficulty they are making Nigerians to go through and my conclusion is this. There is certainly something Saraki and his colleagues know about the President which we may not be privy to. It is either they too are in possession of sensitive information on the funding that brought the President to government and may be personal donations in cash and other forms of contributions which if pressed may spill the bean, something is just not flowing right. The audacity and courage of their actions is not ordinary. The support of Saraki on the floor of the Senate easily tells you that politics is about interest and from all indications Saraki is protecting the interest of his colleagues. If you are in doubt, refer to the recent suspension of Ndume.
I refuse to agree that the President is clueless about the people surrounding him. They are doing his biddings and that's what he wants. The psychology of power particular in the African context reveals that aides dance, project and protect the desire of the principal be it self aggrandisement or creating imaginary enemies to satisfy his whims and caprices. I am tired of been drawn into a battle that has little or no clear reason. Politics is for politicians and they know themselves better. As for me I have resolved to do away with gullible blind support irrespective of who is involved.

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Brother Olatade, you can take it from me that saraki contributed cash to buhari's election

kowema:
I am never for this school of thought and would never be.
Why do I have to keep my friends away from him if he doesn't have to keep his friends away from me.
Any man I have to Isolate from my friends for watever reasons never mine.
If he chooses my friend over me finally I will walk away no fighting. It will pain me that I had to be used to bring dem together but I will never stop being positive.
All relationships must not end in marriage.!

I respect your comment ma'am. I hope you really mean all these though.

tobtap:
...niger deltans celebrating THIEVES & IDIOTS ... first na ibori now tombolo... SMH.... well ...

If you celebrated Tinubu or obj, then you have lost moral justification to condemn anyone

profhezekiah:
I think this pple are delusional and gullible, someone that stole ur collective wealth.

Oh. Tinubu didnt steal your collective wealth? Didn't you celebrate him? Why do you guys defend one thief,but condemn another? What happened to your sense of impartiality? Or have you lost it?

jeromzy:
In my pastor's voice(David Ibiyiomie)there's no peace for the wicked.

Can you also mention one act of wickedness she committed? You pastor slaves aren't different from Boko Haram. Biko Haram members fight blindly and you too defend your pastors blindly

Caseless:
you and I know that this is not feasible for now.

So you agree that APC deceived Nigerians?

Bigsteveg:
Another one here. Do I look like a pastor to u? Before saying.........to a pastor like u, that means u have seen me b4. Do I look like your pastor or ur imam.

Be careful

You should go back to Brighter Grammar. You need tutelage in English language

Joneshleb:
To be neutral, money spent for Buhari because of his health is normal as the President of the nation of which, it will be very bad if he die on government. pls, talk about undisclosed allowance right from senators, reps,house of assembly,chairman of LG.

Are you saying it is normal for apc to break it's electoral promises

ISTANDWITHBUHAR:
And please what the problem with what i say there, Did you have any proof of who pay for his medical?

Beside he is the President and that's part of the responsibilities of Govt to take care of him and hie Vice not for everyone..

And what do you say that to this?

Caseless:
How much is too much to spend on the health of our president? Those asking that question are mischievious.

Especially after your president promised no government official will be given money for foreign medical trip. If you people keep on losing your memories like this, I wonder if you won't remain slaves of tomorrow forever, instead of leaders of tomorrow.

charlesazeh:
She is bold cos she has ran away to Canada! Let her be bold in Nigeria

She ran away because she knew sule would victimise her. Imagine a so-called pastor victimising someone.

Bigsteveg:
Another one on loose. Chief Ebenezer Obey has sang it all

He is saying the truth o. You can't expect everybody to be mental and psychological slaves to a pastor like you. Sule ffucked that girl.

OreMI22:
Why do they always go to London,USA or Canada to stay and cause troble in Nigeria?

If she is saying the truth that she had a baby for Suleman, Oya let us do the DNA test.

We could also do a polygragh test. if she isn't ready to do any scientific investigation and just running her mouth from Canada, can lalasticlala do the needful and transfer to jokes section PLEASE ?

I guess you read the news from the back of your phone. The news said she got pregnant for him, but she lost the pregnancy. See the way you are throwing around lies and half truth

nobsalis:
Wonders why APC controls senate is acting like an opposite to BUHARI's Government....:

well i don't blame Saraki and Co, i blame Buhari for saying he is ready to work with anybody, he asked for it and now he is getting it. If Buhari likes he should keep acting like nothing is happening until he wakes up one day and hear he himself has been impeached by d senate,...: Afterall dis is exactly d same "i don't care feeling" he exhibited before IBB overthrew his Government in d 80s.

You sound like you've been around for... ..how many decades now?

Hemanwel:
Is it the Yorubas who should sue for peace in their own land or the other way round? Oh, I understand! The fear of the Slave Masters is the beginning of...

Go and deliver your wives and mothers from Fulani herdsmen that are raping them, then you can come back to talk.

ISTANDWITHBUHAR:
Show me any democratic elected President that has fulfil campaign promise in Nigeria or Shut the fvck up,

Human race are hard to please even if PMB approve every citizen to be given 10million naira tomorrow your likes will still complain, On may 29th 2015 so many hatred filled wailers complain that day even when PMB never even start work..


I am satisfy with PMB work so far and will continue to support him...

Someone said you are better ignored. He said you are paid stooge that can't think for himself. He said your senses are already bought, hence your inability to be sensible. I think I will follow what that person said. You don't deserve attention or response.

ISTANDWITHBUHAR:
And the man that is Public office holder is not human being? Just tell me one reason when your likes are hating and abusing PMB?

Anyone who don't want his/her father to be insulted should not insult someone else father..

Do you know if i am PMB Son? How about if his children are on here and you are insulting him will they keep mute? Don't insult someone else father with no reason..

Most of those insulting PMB are doing so based on hatred and nothing else, Ask them why they hate they will say because he is an Aboki/ Hausa/ Fulani etc..

If anyone insult Buhari i will insult that person papa.

If you are pmb's son, then tell your father to fulfil his electoral promises and stop dragging Nigeria backward. If he fails in his duty as president, he will be abused and there is NOTHING you can do about it other than to curse other people's father, which is a very stupid line of action. If your father knows he is too dull or too old to lead Nigeria, then let him resign to tend his cows.

ISTANDWITHBUHAR:
@Bold i know your father cannot meet up with all your expectations i can bet my life on that, So when last did you insult your father over that??

I am a Yoruba man and our adage say a child that did not get proper training will be sent to his parent with insults..

My father is not a public office holder. You should try to use your brain or borrow one if you are too stupid and daft not to know that your matter becomes a public opinion from the day you choose to become a public servant.

Don't ever mention my father for any reason anymore. If you do, I will take it up with you and I will make sure lalasticala ban both you and I. This is your last warning. If your brain is too decayed to be sensible, then go and borrow brain or do transplant.

Beauty without brain

Beauty without sense

ISTANDWITHBUHAR:
So the person he is insulting is the Father of all Nigerians maybe you need to go understand what it means..

Beside Buhari is someone father and old enough to be his grandfather..

For your information sir, Buhari may be an old man capable of giving birth to all Nigerians, but he is also the number one servant in this country and he is answerable to every child and adult on the street of Nigeria. Insulting a public servant is not wrong if the public servant is not meeting up to expectation. All these your sentiments don't make any sense. If Buhari doesn't want to be insulted, he shouldn't have contested for presidency.

You have no right to insult his parent. No right at all. It is wrong and unbecoming. Because you love Buhari doesn't mean everybody too should love him. We are individuals and have our rights to our individual views about public office holders. It is wrong to try to force your view and opinion on others.

peemyke:
This is really saddening

Believe me, I can't start to weep.

ISTANDWITHBUHAR:
Same way your father sleep everyday with no tangible work what a useless father you have..

Do you think that comment deserves you mentioning his father? You may not agree, but your comment is very unreasonable. Did he insult you? So, why are you insulting him?

drazenn:
I just love seeing PMB and Osibanjo.

Especially when pmb isn't sleeping

nerodenero:
If the relevance of FEC meeting is picture taking, then it should be scrapped.

Kindly show us the roadmap to our economic recovery as a nation and if you can't, quit the office. I'm talking to YOU.

Don't worry bro. Each time I see osinbajo, I see hope for Nigeria. I feel he has the intelligence to turn things around. I only hope saraki, dino, et al can be silenced so that they don't act as clog in the wheel of progress

chakula:
Ndume deserved more than this simply because he chose to expose their dirty business (including him) which they are not happy. We are watching, in as much as our live remain up to 2019 we shall serve them right by voting them out.

Will it interest you to know that your vote doesn't count?

coolestchris2:
Ok na.so they don't combine results abi

And have they shown you any combination or did he show you a combination?

Let me ask you : is it your destiny to remain slave to a politician or is hunger already eating up your brain? I mean why are you commenting so blindly?

coolestchris2:
the vc has confirmed it..u all should rest

Confirmed what? We all saw the school cert result. 3 credits. F9 in maths

enshi:
Some days ago i sought help concerning my gf who is a Social media freak.. Especially with posting slaying pics.

We actually got over the misunderstanding and tried to move on but it was after then that the unthinkable happened.. . She needed to move to a new apartment and therefore wanted me to suport her in raising some money...

She is aware i have some money in my account which was meant for something by next month but surprisingly she asked Me to help her from the money..

I tried giving her reasons why i shouldnt risk taking out money from the account but she refused to understand..

Recall that we stay in differnt states?? So i traveled to her state so as to explain things face to face but to my surprise she refused to see me though she earlier warned me not to try coming cos she would intentionally avoid seeing me but i took the risk just to see how mean she could get..

After waiting for hours and she didnt show up, i returned back to my state and yet i tried to fix things but this time she said things will go her way, and she mated out some rules to me...

These rules are evidently pointing out that she wants to start touring the state with her friends.. And believe me she will surely cheat..

We fell out on phone that sunday night and since then i have blocked her on my fb, whatsapp, and even deleted her number. She noticed it and sent me a text telling me that i was mean and heartless..

Since sunday she has been calling me but cos her number is barred on true caller i only see it as missed calls..

I really dont know if she wants us to make up or she is calling for the money..

The worst is we had an oath with the bible to stay fidel with each other and sincerely i think she had kept to the oath until now and like wise have i...

Pls what do i do cos i am not ready to touch the money meant for something serious and i cant continue with her based on the rules she gave then lastly we are on oath..

Pls bro, give her a second chance. If you find out she is just after the money, then you may just block her again for eternity. But if she desires to make up, then tell her the relationship will now go your way. This time, give her your own set of rules. She doesn't have money but wants to tour Nigeria. No be money person dey take go on tour?

coolestchris2:
Gani fewehinmi and wole soyinka and ibori are third class holders

And did they also enter school with 3 credits?

And Pls stop comparing Fawehimmi with Melaye; it is an insult on the Senior Advocate of the Masses

naijarates2017:
I just noticed that once I recharge, in less than 24hrs. I have about 768 mb left. By the next day it's 345mb, then by the next I have used up my data.
How long is yours?

Whether how much or HOW LONG, idea is need