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PoliticsRe: APC Not Responsible For Current Economic Hardship – Akpabio by Achorise: 1:03pm On Mar 31, 2016
Looking for safe and soft landing for Senate presidency,should in case the judgement of Sariki's trial goes otherwise.

Politicians are very cunning.
PoliticsRe: APC Not Responsible For Current Economic Hardship – Akpabio by Achorise: 12:59pm On Mar 31, 2016
Looking for safe and soft landing for Senate presidency,should in case the judgement goes otherwise.

Politicians are very cunning.
RomanceRe: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by Achorise: 9:22am On Mar 31, 2016
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RomanceRe: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by Achorise: 9:20am On Mar 31, 2016
Dminister:
This is the solution to your problem: if you want to achieve longer and bigger joy stick like 3inch to 9inch, 9 to 12 inch,12 to 14 inc and so on you should stop masturbating, eat plenty fresh bananas with groundnut, cucumber with groundnut, walter melon, drink enough water, eat carrots, eat beans, stop taking any thing that contains sugar, do press up every morning immediately you wake up and finally before six months come here to testify how longer and bigger your joy stick is.




Joy stick comes with every day maintenance task and most people don't know about this. You may be lucky enough to naturally have long and big joy stick but if you don't know how to maintain it and prepare it for its duty then you probably weaken it and render it not sharp enough to respond immediately you need it to perform.



My dear your joy stick still have enough time to grow longer and bigger only if you reduce pressure on it, try sleep naked alone by allowing air to it, also stop wearing pants and treat it just like I have said above because it is also an engine that always require to be serviced.

I say congrats to you in advance and please don't here to complain about your joy stick is too long and too big.
Thank you sir,for this,I will practise all.But hope age isn't a factor.And hardly get morning erection.
RomanceRe: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by Achorise: 9:08am On Mar 31, 2016
Phizzlephizz:
Bro tie rubber band on it for 24hours before you sleep with any girl, it would swell up thrice the usual size...thank me later













19 and in Final year little wonder this is your priority #kidgraduateseverywhere
Bro you once talked about tieying a rubber band on a joy stick,please does it really work?and must it be tightly tie?for how long?please sorry for the disturbance.I wouldn't mind calling ,if you permits it for better clarification.And where exactly should it be tied.
PoliticsRe: Fayose Rewards Afolabi Akanni With Car (Photos) by Achorise: 10:00am On Mar 28, 2016
If the man had died in DSS custody,will anyone still blame Fayose?or hail Buhari,.......The man maintained loyalty despite DSS financial inducement and federal government juicy promises,He deserved what ever he got,unlike some Yorubas,who has betrayal as a feature.
Christianity EtcRe: What If The Early Church Had Prayed That Saul Should Die? by Achorise: 4:54pm On Mar 27, 2016
some of you here are opening your mouth to voice out rubbish,cos you have not fallen into temptation,just pray non of you here falls into life threatening temptation,you wouldn't know when you pray for death of your enemies.

Many have gone unfulfilled becos someone cut their destiny short.many will still go this year,cos of ignorance.

When the jews saw James was killed,it pleased them,So they took peter ,but when the church prayed,peter was released and God killed Herod.

The bible said,and there was peace for the Christians.
Some people need to go for you to fulfill your course in life.
But,allow God do whatever he wants.
Some need change of heart,but those who has vowed never to let you go,whose heart is filled with unrepentant heart and wickedness,ask God to help you take care of them,if he decides to delete them,it's not your business.
PoliticsRe: Garba Shehu Bought $800,000 From CBN And Resold It At A Profit - PDP by Achorise: 11:05pm On Mar 26, 2016
drss:
during aljazira interview buari dullard said parents should source for dollars in black market for their childrens skool fees abroad. dat cbn will not sell dollars to students abroad. den how come gorba shovel sourced his dollars through cbn for his daughters abroadhuh na because him na big man abihuh see double standard! dis govt is useless angry
If it was Jonathan now,some people will call him clueless.
Christianity EtcRe: Things I Learnt From Jehovah's Witnesses, Memorial Of Christ Death! by Achorise: 10:40pm On Mar 26, 2016
okitz4:
I understand better your intentions, you want to publicly ridicule JW u claimed to b JW, yet u don't understand d significance of d emblem? abi wen u wia a JW explanations wia not made in respect of d emblem?.... Bros we know you
look @ you,what a level of hypocrisy I see in you,you guys slaughter churches on your pulpit,by that building hatred among your members for churches,80% of your teachings is against Christendom,you criticise every doctrine of churches to your members,and close their minds from seeing the tenacity and faith of other religion.

Now,you are angry cos of my opinion about your emblem.

you hardly see a church discussing JW on their alters every Sunday,or their doctrines,But you guys can not do without destroying churches on your pulpits.
Christianity EtcRe: Things I Learnt From Jehovah's Witnesses, Memorial Of Christ Death! by Achorise: 10:23am On Mar 26, 2016
okitz4:
bro help me see oo, first he claimed to b a JW, second he said he has met Jesus, this guy ehh, speaking different things, saying things he knows little about
If you meet Jesus, you will know the difference between religion which you practice and Christianity.It's a spiritual thing bro.when it happens to a man the difference will be so clear.It's not doctrinal or based on condemnation.
Christianity EtcRe: Things I Learnt From Jehovah's Witnesses, Memorial Of Christ Death! by Achorise: 10:17am On Mar 26, 2016
okitz4:
u certainly don't have any idea of ur claims, wats dvlink between remnants and our discussion?
am not remnant but sure have hope of God's Kingdom
I thought you said it's meant for consumption, why not tell me why everybody is not consuming it.
Christianity EtcRe: Things I Learnt From Jehovah's Witnesses, Memorial Of Christ Death! by Achorise: 10:13am On Mar 26, 2016
ableguy:
You met jesus, wherehuh
I didn't meet religion I met the man behind Christianity, to you it's foolishness because its spirituality discernned.
Christianity EtcRe: Things I Learnt From Jehovah's Witnesses, Memorial Of Christ Death! by Achorise: 10:06am On Mar 26, 2016
okitz4:
what is dis 1 saying again? oh u haven't tested other religions? or u mean me?
looool,Don't let ur guts push you to consume it , if you are not among the remnant, you know what you were taught.
Christianity EtcRe: Things I Learnt From Jehovah's Witnesses, Memorial Of Christ Death! by Achorise: 8:26am On Mar 26, 2016
okitz4:
if you are sincere enough, u will see that despite the falsehood spread by you & ur likes in this thread, Witnesses have remain calm,trying to answer your questions with well chosen words, u can attest to the fact that you haven't seen any JW insult anybody, this distinct behavior alone speaks volume of what they learn and practice... am not angry with you, why should I? I meet your likes virtually everyday of my life, ......u amaze me, non Witnesses partake of these things virtually everyday in their places of worship, he's partaking of the bread and wine is just the results of sheer ignorance, Brother be sincere with your self, look through out the world, some set of pple tries their best to follow Bible teachings, the practice it and live by it, which oda set does dat except Witnesses?
check our lifestyle, the love practiced in the fold...u sure know the truth, u will agree with me that in imperfect world like dis, 1or 2 person can err or misbehave, but in generality we practice what we teach, just be truthful broda,

I think your oda questions has long been answered in this thread
you said I spread lies by viewing my opinions it an insult. I have never said anything against YOU inform of insult to you and your religion, I'm well brought up by and taught well.Have tasted other religious bodies to know if they lack love?
Christianity EtcRe: Things I Learnt From Jehovah's Witnesses, Memorial Of Christ Death! by Achorise: 7:41am On Mar 26, 2016
Solobenny:
lol. You met Jesus, you met Jesus, you were never a Jw
They have told you Devil owns all the churches, and you believe that,as doctrines are modified you adapting to it, without asking questions, society said, society said, no independent reasoning any more cos they already condemn all the churches, But the churches hardly condem you guys, you don't give churches attention but you want them to collect your tracts,good work by society. The UN I once preached against, I never knew society was secretly a part of it, and even supported them, untill someone spoke out, and they came with one funny excuses, and you believed.

many failed prophecies and you believed. One day sincerely ask God to help you, if ego will allow you, you will see how wretched you are spiritually. l love bro
Christianity EtcRe: Things I Learnt From Jehovah's Witnesses, Memorial Of Christ Death! by Achorise: 7:21am On Mar 26, 2016
Solobenny:
lol. You met Jesus, you met Jesus, you were never a Jw
The only help you need is in Ephesians 1:18.I pray you get it before you leave this world. .Becos Christianity is not abou literatures and giving talks, it's about life and experiences.
Christianity EtcRe: Things I Learnt From Jehovah's Witnesses, Memorial Of Christ Death! by Achorise: 12:58am On Mar 26, 2016
Omagzee:
that is exactly what i am saying, the pretense is just too much jare. Good for u bro, i hope i encounter Jesus soon. I am fed up of all the pastors, the preachers, the priest and all the brother John (s) and sister Mary(s).
Don't be tired, we are in the end time, you will see more of these things, this is the time, I will put you in prayers. But eternity is real.If you can sincerely pray to him always. He will show up for you.I will be praying for you, God has used me to changed alot of youths, if I was told I will stay for 7yrs without masturbating or watching porn, or making Love I wouldn't believe.Please bro be strong. I will put you in prayers. If you wish you can me 08064288968 or watsapp.
Christianity EtcRe: Things I Learnt From Jehovah's Witnesses, Memorial Of Christ Death! by Achorise: 12:48am On Mar 26, 2016
okitz4:
lol, Baba we don't take instructions from one person, u claimed to be a JW before, since u have been in the faith, u should know how it is run, you are certainly saying wat u don't know and understand
Don't sound paranoid.You know the so called society controls everything, you dare not ask questions. A boy in ABK eat your communion bread and wine, he's not even a member, just an invitee to memorial service. What do you make out of it bro.I won't condem, but critically examine some of your doctrines objectively.
Christianity EtcRe: Things I Learnt From Jehovah's Witnesses, Memorial Of Christ Death! by Achorise: 12:29am On Mar 26, 2016
Omagzee:
i am not a member, although i do attend "kingdom meetings" at times. So why did you leave ?
my brother, I was leaving in hypocrisy, most of the witnesses around were leaving in pretence but they condemned other churches alot, my mum was not an exception, I wanted to know God for real not based on doctrine and religion, I saw those born again Jehovah's witnesses condemned better in purity and holiness, .And I love God, I cried and prayed, telling him I wanted to know him personally, one day I had an angelic visitation, and a personal encounter with Jesus, He showed me his love for me, He also asked me to stop masturbating, and pornographic pictures, cos that was a huge challenge for me,.I have seen him fought battles for me, bro I have joy unspeakable, JESUS is more real than anything, I doubted hell, untill he showed me hell.Bro, nothing happens in my family without God revealing it to me.My Elder sister was baptized there, but now he has encountered JESUS, she also left.She is more happier and fulfilled. The testimony is uncountable. If you want us to talk on phone for more experiences, you can ask for my number, don't joke with your soul for anything.
Christianity EtcRe: Things I Learnt From Jehovah's Witnesses, Memorial Of Christ Death! by Achorise: 12:07am On Mar 26, 2016
okitz4:
what are you saying?, must u say something because every other person is saying? what's Brussel? Biko park well
Nwanne, No vex, no hard feelings, I was supposed to say pennslyvenia.
Christianity EtcRe: Things I Learnt From Jehovah's Witnesses, Memorial Of Christ Death! by Achorise: 12:02am On Mar 26, 2016
Omagzee:
bro, what are u saying? I dont understand your riddles at all...Are u saying i am lying or what? plsssss o, put me thru
I mean no harm or any hard feelings, what I'm saying is , I was once a member of Jehovah's witnesses, if you are member be committed, If you have doubts , sincerely ask God to reveal himself to you , he will. or look for truthful church and worship him there. Because the safety of your soul is paramount.
Christianity EtcRe: Things I Learnt From Jehovah's Witnesses, Memorial Of Christ Death! by Achorise: 11:54pm On Mar 25, 2016
irunooboo:
i was a regular pioneer before i slept with the elder and MS. but now i hate JW and kingdom hall
they need help, help them.I was once a member, since I met JESUS my life has changed tremendously. look for a good church to know God better.
Christianity EtcRe: Things I Learnt From Jehovah's Witnesses, Memorial Of Christ Death! by Achorise: 11:50pm On Mar 25, 2016
Omagzee:
I attended the event too. I attend kingdom Hall meetings sometimes too and i am quite familiar with J.W doctrines.
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Abeg oooo, nobody mentioned Russel's miracle wheat seeds oo, nobody mentioned the fact that he was a divorcee, and the way he was treating his of wife was very contrary to bible standards which states that husbands and wives should submit to each other...hmmmmm.....
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He had a soft for mason. What of all the false prophecies? What of the one made by Russel himself which didnt come to pass?
Why are other christain organisation labelled false when clearly JW was built on falsehood? Did Russel made a claim which didnt come to pass? Yes he did!
He lost a lot of followers due to that prophesy which never came to pass.
And someone will tell me "we have amended our doctrines because our understanding of the bible has changed" . Lols. Why mend it? Shey watch tower say na una una church Holy spirit dae? (where is that in d bible)
Didnt watchtower state clearly that the Holy spirit "was only present in God's true earthly organisation (i.e JW)" and that all other christain organisation, was of the devil and which means the absence of the Holy spirit?
Where is that in the bible?
And if truely the organisation was inspired by the Holy spirit, then Russell's and some of the other prophecies would have come to pass....hmmmmm!!

I love J.W and i'll keep attenting meetings when i like, but i can never take some craps cus i no be dundy!!!
Brother, don't joke with your soul, I was a committed member and passionate, but I had a personal encounter with God, now I love JESUS, I have seen him spoken to me, he asked to stop masturbating and pornographic pictures, he showed me hell, that it is real, I HAVE seen him fight battles for me, healed me miraculously, don't risk your salvation, if you have this encounter, you will experience joy unspeakable.
Christianity EtcRe: Things I Learnt From Jehovah's Witnesses, Memorial Of Christ Death! by Achorise: 11:37pm On Mar 25, 2016
okitz4:
LMAO, u just said it all....sexual immorality is not condone in JW, but you are still loved, return to Jehovah and stop your promiscuousness
if you guys in JW can stop criticism of other religions on ur pulpit by indoctrinating the minds of your members, you will go a long way by opening your minds for Jesus to take charge.

How can someone be in Brussel,and control the minds of millions without anyone raising an eyebrow.
PoliticsRe: No Rivers Rerun Without Guaranteed Security, INEC Vows by Achorise: 11:03pm On Mar 25, 2016
Thank God I'm back to comment after many weeks of I don't know what happened.
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Visits Eze Robinson Who Was Attacked By Gunmen In Rivers State - Photos by Achorise: 8:31am On Mar 18, 2016
Amechi visiting anybody that has a scratch on his body so as to as to appear nice.mr nice guy.Have you visited all those that lost their lives in first degree burnt on our highways? which is ur place of primary assignment as a minister


Appearing nice in the heart of people, while Wike appears bad.propaganda APC politician.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Politicians Most Difficult – Jega by Achorise: 10:56pm On Mar 17, 2016
permanent voters card, card readers, kudos to Jonathan.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians No Longer Happy, Drops In Global Happiness Ranking – VanguardNgr by Achorise: 9:34pm On Mar 17, 2016
All blames goes to Amechi, for sponsoring this APC change project
PoliticsRe: Godswill Akpabio Visits Obiano As He Celebrates 2 Years In Office - Photos by Achorise: 9:27pm On Mar 17, 2016
Concluding plans to join PDP.Good work senator.
PoliticsRe: Afolabi Akanni Not Dead As DSS Produces ‘Dead’ Lawmaker Alive (PHOTO) by Achorise: 9:23pm On Mar 17, 2016
must he stop breathing before you know he is dead?
PoliticsRe: Economic Crisis A Blessing – Buhari by Achorise: 9:19pm On Mar 17, 2016
I thought Ngige said, the economy is in good shape, that it was only PDP loyalist that were complaining. confuse government

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