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are u some marthin luther king wanabe



am beginig 2 suspect dat guy ooooooo, maybe he is a terorist that dont wanna lose his identity , _{sorry couldnt come up with anyother thing}

yeah mayne, do it, or is this very confidential as well, just like ur pic

OMG zulu, hw did we know that we were talking about u?

dude, u begining 2 freak me out

phoenixman:
This is what happen this morning.
i was in the shower, and noticed how well sculptured my body is.(not too muscular tho)
Then i started remembering a conversation i had with rose.(a girl i have had on and off relation with)


Me: long time i don't see you
rose: hmmm
Me: are you still vex with me?
Rose: no, y should i be?
Me: i don't know. its a long time you haven't call me
Rose: hmm, but you don't call me either
Me: you know y mi a call you now tho
Rose: tell mi nuh
Me: u dun kno mi a call cause mi want to Bleep you
Rose: hmmmm
Me: you know i don't go around corners. mi body feel for you so mi a call
Rose: hmmmmm
Me: by the way, where are you?(i was callin her on her cell)
Rose: am at my boyfriend studying
Me: so how he is allowing you to talk to a man on the phone in his presence
Rose: hmmm
Me: anyway, how it ago? when mi can see you? i am serious, mi miss you pumpum
Rose:you don't talk to, (a man voice came on the phone)
manvoice: a who you? how you can a chat to mi woman like that, gay. phone hang up

I started to laff real hard, cause i know how i handle rose. rose do anything for me. anything!!!!
and here is a man who is owning her. it made me laff.
next day rose call me
Rose: i can't make it today or tomorrow because i have to be doubling(she works at the hospital)
Me: alright, when then?
Rose: maybe tuesday. yes tuesday

dude, do u have a girlfriend at all, u consigned about someone else, owning rose, who do u own? cos u girl will go wack at that conversation

hahahahha, yeah, he's a tough guy, very reluctant
but since he said, i looked like his lil sis, maybe he is hot, cos am hot and so is all my bro

sup j, hw u 2day?

OK, let me get this right douzy & zigbo

j-girl & debosky


just taking records, u know, 

tall or short, as far as they are gurlz, they cute

water, am on diet




sugar or spice

walkaway wasent in the option




sugar dady, _{i will only have a sugar mommy if am gay}


home detention or prison detention

Genevive Nnaji

Macgreat:
I don't think you will be able to help since you got no prove.if the lady is so fine he might think you want to have her for yourself

damn,very twisted

yeah, but u might wanna know some background info about her, like where she's from and her parents, when she was born, and all those stuff, and if no info like that, then datz prove

don't think there is any line that can get me, am kinda hard 2 get

friday , last day of skool




big quarrel, or 2 save all d talk, punch 1 blow LOL

fine, anyone can go on my profile pic, and c it then, a pix of me and him


cause of breakup: i wanted a boyfriend, not a babysitter

, if only i knw wat dat meant





sunset or morning dew

4nny and weird



imagine, u get 2 meet all the niaralanders in a 9ja party

yeah, but wat i dont get is y in pussycatdolls, itz only one girl that takes the lead, while in destiny child, they share the verses and solos, ?? some weird stuff from pussycatdolls

u say

is ok, if u dont look old, according 2 ur pic

fyne, i will start, but there is a prob, any1 know hw 2 edit pic, so it can be smaller, cos, it is rejecting my pic

i wanna comply, but nairaland is not allowin me

man, it seems that is d only line, u,ve got, anyway, am a bini gurl

sin:
in the mouth of two or three witnesses the truth shall be established. ACID, U ARE HOTTER THAN A SUNNY DAY IN HELL

@ sin ur compliment na wa ooo, which 1 is hell inside na?

@uche, are u tryin 2 pull my legs , cos u, vecn my pics b4, and u, ve said it urself, moreover, i cant upload anymore pix here, it says, it is full, wetin make i do

none, of the above, none of them are hot and u said in all aspects

musk crush

i learnt this, and it really makes sense, si if i were u i will listen carfully

i learnt that when u pray u dont say something like this,

God pls have mercy on me, and gimme this or dat"
"God pls 4give me, "

instead u say

:Oh God because i know that u, ve chosen me 2 be among ur children, and share in ur divine mercy i proclaime and recive what u already have install for me,as an inheritance from u, and because u and ur world is divine, u nevr die, hence will not die b4 we can proclaim it. , then name ur needs,


out of a 3hrs preaching that was the only thing i noticed the preacher said, so i think i remember it vividly for a purpose

can i get an aleluia

prove it