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gazilion:
@activefibre1 God answered your mum's prayers and kept you alive to serve him. Are you now living for him?

i dey try..

one day wen i dey small, for junior school, i get apendise. It remain small make i die that night, but by blessed loving mother who happened to be a christian, while my dad a muslim( not so dedicated ) who travelled to the north was no where around, and his phone was not going.
My mother was just praying, they said my eyes as turned green, it was 2am, hospitals were all closed. Me no dey see again as everywhere just black. The apendice wan burst inside my stomach.
The next thing i knew my blessed mother ran out of the house to get help. Na der i collapse, wati i see next, i no fit explain.
I saw a being decending from above and lowering himself to the ground, he was looking powerful and the light from his body wer multicoloured, blue, red, yellow, orange, pink....
His feet did not touch the ground. I was just looking and i didt feel the pain again. After some time the next thing i knew was i woke up on an operation bed, the doctor and nurse wer operating on me, my belle was opened, i could hear the doctor talking that ''God saved the boy''
and the other doctor was responding, i could feel and see their tools in my stomach, the nurse on stand by saw that i was awake, she just quickly take injection, inject me. I vomited. And slept off. I told my people about wat i saw, but they didnt take it serious. The doctor said it was a miracle i didnt die, as the apentice was hanging and some minutes more would have burst.

stardragon:
dat ur frend na muslem abi na xtian she be?

xtian lady ooo

nigerians are bunch of people that dont knw anytin, but the act as of they do, there by reducing their ability to know, to know what matters.

Now if fuel is 40# inside sambisa forest, will you go?

Joke apart how are the hospitals with their numerous patient coping....no water, no light, no gas....

Oh my God NIGERIA!!! ohhhhh....i don miss road, aha, this angel wey i bribe sey, i wan make dem born me for paris, done go carry me go the country wey i be dey tell am sey i dey fear go.

This country funny die, eh ehe eh...angel gabriel , i beg give me more pop corn for dia, the film don start..." NIG season 8''

My son you see that leg hold on to it with your live, once it takes off dont let go and dont look down. Once it lands , you don enter green land, call me with this number...+2348034..

Baba i don bring the item you sey make i bring take do the blood money, oya watin remain? Baba? Watin happen? What? It remain watin? TWO 50Litres of petrol? Wer i be wan get that one?

My son, am about to die, but know something as my last words to you. This beautiful decent virgin girl called nigeria ,with big skirt wey dey sweep ground in the 70's....she has suddenly changed, she is now even wearing only pant outside make everybody dey see...she is a good girl turn LovePeddler...

Mama zaki, how much did you make in today's begging? WHAT? No market ke? It's better we travel to ghana to continue, this country has killed everybody hope.

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acunon:
Nice one,bt is it applicable to mini laptops?

maybe i neva tout of it, but wen i lay my hand on one, i will check.

There are laptops with as many as two to four core processors, which are built within the system, but are not really being put to good use, must laying there, while the computer drags to boot, slow to respond, hangs or having the inability to play high graphic games. Becsuse of this people feel the laptop is not capable and they end up going for expensive high end laptops to satisfy their system performance needs.
But not again, this is the step by step method to use the most out of your computer to out smart those other laptops.
1. Go to system configuration, if you cant find it type the word on your search bar.
2. The system configuration window opens, go to boot , click on boot, then click on advance option.
3. Click on the check box, its normal to see one processor , click to bring down the number of processors , click on the highest number of processor, e.g 4 click on ok, apply and ok. Thats all.

Your computer processor will now work fully for your computer to carry out large task anytime any day. So dont throw that laptop away, or think it virus infected, it just not using its processors completely.

geezyk:
I think you have to configure the game keys urself... if ure used to playing fps you'll know how to configure to ur taste..

i was able to get a scroll down option and i choosed cod mw3 ad its profile configuration...then i stated the game, yep it worked.......but...........now that all the keys arr working, the problem is the cross directional movement button.
I can only look left and right up and down. I changed it manually and if i move forward and backward, i will not be able to look down and up again, meaning i cat get good aim when playing the game, have tried everytin.
So thr problem is how to move freely and look in any direction. But i cant. Ae thanks for the help all along. Anyone with solution to this problem....thankyou.

geezyk:
What kinda pad do you use?? is it the ucom pads or the Xbox pad?? once you dload d app, dload d profile also,once ure thru with that double click on the proflile and at the top of d app, you will click d button play and thats all... but i think theres a tutorial on their website..

its a ucom pad. I have done import of the game profile in the app. Wen i click play, the image of a pad shows but its button are empty. No direction or functions. I click on the virtual button and a whole lot of option comes out. I wen to youtube to watch how to, and it was so easy and direct, but not mine. The edit configuration is wer i want to head to now.

AdeLaNa1:
Bro do u ve a PS3 pad??

no its the normal ps2 usb pad.

geezyk:
EA forgot to add the option for gamepads.... all you have to do is to download an app called PINNACLE GAME PROFILER.. and download an MW3 pad profile, then ure good to go...

i have done all that just now, but am finding it complex manually assigning the button to their particular actions. Like the directional buttons e.t.c really complex stuff, the grammer is too much..

folabayo1:
Yemi ni jor Yemi ni jare She's definitely gonna win M not feelin wizkid lately

becos he didnt marry u

190:
rotflmfao but aint that the truth
wizkid would literally suck CB balls
he face timed CB and put it alk out for us to see
hes got CB all over the place yet CB hasn't got a single pic of his; whic kind folo folo b dat one, na wetin destroy dbanj go destroy wizkid no wonder his new single xpensive shit is terrible takin us into the fela era
I love wizkid tbh bt he sure has some growing up to do

his wizzy foolowing CB becos of he want sometin? CB posted pics of him and wizzy on stage. They are friends and his vriends ship to CB with pay off in the future. Remember have a mentor, aim high mix with the best and u become the best. Thats wizekid for u. If it was wizzy that posted the house tin, ppl for call am proud immature kid.

my guy , see in life there is always a pay back for all we do. To me i see this as someone with a scare tha vant be rubed off. So try to be her friend, and cut the relationship. Get someone else. Becos wen you both fight , i wont be surprised if you use her past against her again, just to drive home a point. Trust is dead in this. Pity is not to be excersied in this relationship. Be her friend, help her out, but deep in u , u knw you cant continue. This is the purpose why u came into her life in the first place.

190:
very nice
I love this guy ever since wizkid blocked me on instagram just because I told him he worships chris brown nice one davido uve won me over

how can you say someone worship another, of i wer the one i would delect destroy and block u from my fellows. Wiz os smart, choose you friends wisely, delect those that bring ur moral down. Guy you be follow follow.

ordinary music cant get u all of these in a short time...tell the youths the truth and dont miss lead them. His family had a hand in all of these.
Education and skill and God is the key to success.

guys i need your help here...How do i play Call of duty MW3 on my pc using a ps2 controller. There ar no option for pad control , but only keyboard control.
Windows 8.1
thanks.

santos876:
wizkid...but don't like d dude

this world done change...gone are the dayz when ladies hate on each other...now its guys hating on one another.

u married her becos of her father's wealth...they spoilt their daughter....now you cant control your home....pity.

Ekpees:
Thanks for the info.God bless u,others will asked for money but you are giving the info for free.thanks

no wahala my brother...

mine says on my phone................. ''XT181.EXE'' Not supported ''XT181.xtpd'' Not surported

bedfordng:
its best buying it because you may spend more downloading since most videos consume over 1GB. Well, if supposing you reside in lagos, i would have given you my collections of latest video tutorials on web design, joomla, wordpress, drupal, dreamweaver, frontpage, graphics design, video editing, msword, excel, beat making, cubase, fruityloop, coreldraw,photoshop, after effect, autocad, and lots more for a faily cheaper price

ur number pls am intrested

the prsident was a good man before, now him din turn badooo, nice guys get dumped..

After trying over and over to reduce the way data is being consumed(1gig exhausted within two days without downloading anything) with my windows 8.1 lapy, i finally found the solution.
1. Click, control + alt + delect= this brings out Task manager
2. Click on task manager and click on the services option at the top of the table.
3. After this, look at the bottom of the service table , you will see option service in blue colour right under the table, click on it.
4. This will take you to a table , look out for '' background intelligence....'', right click on it, you will see a stop button, click on stop, then right click again , you will see properties below, click on it, and click the option that indicates disable.5. You are done, any back ground data consumption activities will be stopped, so even in your idle time, your data will NEVER be consumed. Effectivly managing your money.
N.B this crack may reset itself when you switch off your laptop, so anytime you want to browse do as shown above. Also if you want to upgrade your laptop dont follow the step above as it will block all form of upgrade.

this method as been blocked its no more working....any other idea. 5mb is very good for small symbian phones.

lordraiden:
ps2 controller don't work on pes14 n pes15,just like u can't use it in mission games,u need emulator to trick it or simply buy an xbox controller to play ur games

i was able to get it to work perfectly, after much brain racking...

oh i thought the topic is about calabar cockroaches..

OneNaira6:
Why is that worthless tout turned leader dragging obi of onitsha to his level? Does he think the obi is a worthless man like himself? Does he think obi would degrade himself by associating with a tout like him? so you expect us to believe that man will leave his chair to come see an agbero tout called oba and noone dared Capture such moment.

I hate cowards that can't stand by their worthless self. Oba Akiolu is a tribalistic, hate filled, devilish monkey and he should be proud of it and stand by it rather than running his drunken mouth calling several igbos officials that most likely want nothing to with him as his "friends".

Illiterate buf00n.

You know what I find the most despicable about yoruba is that Every southern region have accommodated non indigenous on their lands including their people yet only yoruba won't let others rest will their usual loud mouthing of "accommodating". Even their people were welcomed, gave a free land, and even allowed to get involved in anything concerning aniocha, an igbo territory. Yet till date, not one single igbo community is out to shout it down yoruba throat. I swear yoruba people are the least accommodating people in that southern Nigeria.

so east done dey give land out to foreigners ...when this one start, thats good news. I knw they rarely give out their inherited land not for anything. Anyway we have more challenges in this country for us to solve,than for us to be fighting amongst ourself.

i installed Pro Evolution Soccer PES 2014 for pc , it worked but the control displayed on the screen is that of xbox 360, even when i tried configuring the buttons correctly to match my ps2 usb controller, everytime i kick of a match, i will not be able to totally control my team, in fact both teams will be playing on their own, as if computer vs computer, wht can i do have tried everytin possible, i use a ps2 usb controller.
Note.... when i start the match to play, both team plays on its own like it computer against computer.