₦airaland Forum

guy u dey craze

sending them abroad...hmmm

if it can be this easy to rescue the girls based on info, then chibok girls is a fraud. Period.

igbos

all this boko haraham issues...we must have snach somebody's girlfriend or wife. Becos watin they vex them sef.

GudluckIBB:
This Asa is not a fine somebody!

u are a mutherfu*ker

she's no more frying akara outside again level done change.

redcurry:
sorry to quote u. pls there is nothing like 'Xtian' Christian is Christian. we are who we are(religion wise ) because of him. why should we now remove his name in d name of abbrev? happy sunday.

in fela's voice...cat sleep, rat go wake am up, na watin him dey finnnnd...wahala u dey find...wahala yiu go get iyo...wahala you go get....

Ok back to you, forgive me, abi excuse me ooo, no be from your brother's and sister's i copy am from. I see them they write 'xtian' , na so me sef copy am. Abi, somebody come and help me ooo. And what is happy abt the sunday, when nepa no gree bring our area light.

how did he knw that it wss his course mate that was inside the gorilla suit. And mod u wan tell me sey u never hear thus joke for your life before you carry am go fp. Na so nigeria dry reach? We done dey recycle joke.

she tout it was a intimacy gadget. Or what am i thinking sef...all i knw is she is tryin to pass a message to u. Did u make a move when she came. Or you just kept eating?

abbeyshol:
Let me ask the house. There is this lady, fair in complexion which is what I love but shud be natural but hers is artificial(she was formerly chocolate) who has been showing red light for some months now since she came bak from service. I don't love her. y? because she bleaches. seeing ladies who bleach gives heartache n they look quite irritating to me. Her colour repels.(my opinion though)
ironically, the lady am dying for isn't givin m attention yet.

What can I do?

o hear...

5....as for the others i may get bode easily with them

make una read my posted topic about issues like this...
Also the day this kin tin do me, she carry her frind come, na so i ignore my babe come focus full attention on the unwelcome babe, they flirt with her, talk with her, we two just forget that my useless babe...come see jealousy. I even collect her friend number, no be sey i want do her friend ooo, but i one show that my useless babe sey if she no love me, i go chalo her friend....

na married woman sef, see ring for her finger.

beycity:
You didnt give enough information.... Is she married? Are you married? If the answer to those questions are no! Then I see nothing bad in it.. The business yaf turned to Joint venture niyen. Lobatan.

come guy , you dey read at all. You no see wer him be write sey, him never marry ni... Na wa ...waec be expecting people like this.

one of the things that killed GEJ regime is his...PUBLIC RELATION OFFICER!!!

according to my investigation....handsomeboy...imostates...land of fine girls....indegene....youth corper....killed.....jealousy.....= he was murdered becos of a lady friend and an indegene had to do the need full.
Next pls.

KoredeBellosMum:
RIP!! ..... Although i dnt understand d story

our education system is in trouble...

YES!!!! Armed robber drink before an operation. Young guy's drink to rape their innocent female visitors. Police men drug used before gunning down drivers becos of 50naira. No more ''he slumped and died''. Bad father's drink before beating his wife. Road accident..tanker drivers drink. My people lets for get abt religion believe but face the fact.

misspicy:
lemme buy land here even tho i no understand wetin OP type,not that am dumb o,but today is ma off day on NL

i kn

serious lack of electric power supply. Nepa went to sleep during his time. We didnt even have light to hear the breakin news of his death.

i hope he make nigerians directors and managers and supervisors over the company. While employing the ethopian masses.

my personal experience are negative and positive
Negative...my thomas is always exposed, i wear two boxers, when i get semi erect it could be embarassing, after sex exhaustion cause one uses a lot of blood in the organ, takes a liitle bit of time to get fully erect, hard to use regular condoms, hard to penetrate( lost three girls becos of this) imagine sey u dey in front of post but u no fit score very fustrating, during sex she complains of pain and so u cant go real deep, after endless sex, the occasionally she disturbs you for more, and when she sees you, its your dick she running to, you feel like , do you love me becos of my..

Advantage...every girl feels tight...thats all.
The disadvantage out weighs the advantage. So if i had a wish, i wish i was an averge guy...
All this bad bad tin wey we dey talk sef, make i go read this book wey i just buy.

Ok you
@fibreactive

sure she ran back becos of her ordinary phone.

CriticalThought:
The one good thing about this manifesto is that if they deliver, it will be wonderful for us all, but if they dont, we will remove them with our vote

We have the metrics, we are waiting.

no be only removal, we suppose dey beat them well well blue black...if dem fail.

themilanway:
Over 15million Nigerians who voted APC aren't as dumb and stupid as you are

YEAAA ...guy you dey yab oh.

brixton:
You see Buhari and bad luck? Team wey de do well since, now Buhari enter and they lost an important game

na sport you wan chop. E better make we fail for sport, and prosper for economy like singapore. And no dey reason like this na... You too go become oga oneday oooo....

NIGERIA FILLED WITH PEOPLE THAT PRETEND AS IF THEY KNOW, BUT ACTUALLY THEY DONT KNOW. RESULTING IN A CHAIN OF QUESTIONABLE BEHAVIOUR, BECAUSE OF IGNORANCE. JUST BECAUSE OF PRIDE TO OPEN UP TO ONE'S LIMITATION. IN FACT THE ROOT PROBLEM OF NIGERIA IS PRIDE. THINK ABOUT IT, YOU WILL SEE. AND PRIDE LEADS TO MANY NEGATIVE THINGS.
Even to fight for our right, many will retreat so as to appear as if all is well with him/her. Pride killing Nigeria since independence.

You hear names like, ''i better pass my neighbor generator'', you see a man living in rented apartment and drives a lincon navigator jeep. Blood money to get money to show yourself in the village. Nigerian dont like being corrected for doing wrong. We are known in other nations as people that are annoyingly proud. You will hear of a nigerian man that goes abroad and cant come home , becos he has not yet ''hammer''. Mechanics are poor people is our mentality. Furniture making is a low profile job. All these cant help us, pride brings abt hate, jealousy and disunity. Tribal, ethnic and religious conflicts. Humility result to greatness, its in the quran and bible. Nigerians its time we learn from the humble nature of a child, and reduce the way we tend to want to look grown up....fast.

Greatihex:
Any side effect?

no side effect at all in fact , its the best becos the computer will not be stressed using only one processor for its work. Its just like using 90percent of your brain to do maths, instead of using 5percent of your brain to do large calculation....get it?

Keep digging you never can tell we can just hit oil, and privatize the business. Keep this parlour locked as for now....

Just becos he has no money to buy gas, it's now he remember that food cooked with local stove is sweeter than those cooked on gas cookers.


The time i go cinema go watch titanic, i come dey wonder why e be sey everybody dey cry. We dey watch as people dey struggle, some fall for water....no difference.....lagos life.... cry for watin. I never cry for people wey dey jump for moluwe dey fall for ground, na oyinbo wey they fall enter water i go come dey cry for, i beg. Na today.


I saw shekau at the inuguration ceremony, he was in suit, and well dressed....bad agent of CHANGE